Posts by JR

Paris Hilton cavorts naked in middle of desert

Goldfinger's Mistake

Too bad you only die in Movies when covered in Golden Bodypaint...

Microsoft accuses kids of bullying Santa into sex chat

yeah right...

From now on, ONLY TALK TO SANTAS YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!! Because even Bots can be percs, even if they dont want to or made to one...

Microsoft's sex-obsessed RoboSanta spouts filth at children

DRUUGYY

- Santa - sagt:

What do you want for Christmas, JR?

JR sagt:

a stripper

- Santa - sagt:

Great, JR! I'll see what I can do.

And what else would you like?

JR sagt:

lots of weed

- Santa - sagt:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, JR.

alright... I might be able to put some money back this month ;D

Santa loves your face

I AM STUPID

- Santa - sagt:

I don't think you're ugly, JR.

.... Thanks santa... lets make some cookies

gosh i love it :D

Mrs. Clause????

Yeah, tried to get a dirty date.... Santa got kinda pissed...

Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

Studies show: Rich Hiltons dont go to Rwanda

instead they prefer Japanese Models...