Posts by David T Wonderllama

Beer makes people have sex with you

Beer goggles?

The study doesn't however detail what these 10 or more partners are going to look like after you have had a few.

From my own experience... maybe a few less beers would have meant a few less "swamp donkeys".

Flying cow destroys minivan

What ever happened to the reg standard weights and measures?

I wonder just how many Norrises of force the falling cow would have exerted on that poor minivan....?

I will now just go get my coat

Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

Paris Hilton blesses Rwanda by going elsewhere.

Sub Head: Rwandas sighs of relief heard worldwide