Posts by simon ellis

Yoof forum eats schoolkids, spits out ID card robodroids

huh, and you can't even copmplain about posts.

Just tried flagging a thread as offesive, on the grounds that the poster (moderator) is not only over age for the forum, but plainly trying to spin some positive answers out of people, and received an 'Access Denied' response when submitting the flag.

Bet if I were to click 'I agree' THAT would work. (Not gonna try it, no doubt i'd be marked as a Pro ID user)

Europe drafts law to disconnect suspected filesharers

I suspect my neighbour

of having driven his car faster than the speed limit. Why isn't he being threatened with being disconnected from the national road network?

Music biz proposes 'iPod tax' in return for format-shift freedom

Seems to me....

the only way forward is to make all the music free, then place a tax on anything that can play music.

Job Sorted

Junkie sues pusher over heart attack

Hmm, seller responsible, even though it's illegal use,,,

So does that mean ISP's will be responsible for selling the bandwidth the hacker uses to mount attacks? And Starbucks are responsible for my caffeine induced heart flutter? How about me sueing cannon for making the camera that captured the image that appeared on YouTube?

The judge should have slung them all out on their arse with a contempt charge for wasting time.

Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

It can ONLY be

"Paris Hilton Ate My Platoon" Says Dog Soldier.