
Crap in 3D!
Great, so now we get offered the same programs (repeat after repeat after repeat ad infitum) in glorious 3D?
Paris, cos she has enough trouble with 2D.
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Ryanair is the worst out of all the budget airlines ... its just cattle-class. I only ever use them if i absolutely have to and thats after I have checked out to see if any camels are heading in the direction of my desired destination. Ryanair are the last resort. Therefore, if you really want to go cheap, then you have to accept crap quality. You get what you pay for. This extra payment doesnt surprise me, but i am a bit reluctant to use their loos anyway - they dont clean up the sick on the seats so the loos are probably just as pleasant!
Aircrew themselves are usually decent bods but if i hear that fuckin fanfare one more time when the plane lands, i'll go postal. Whats the fanfare for? To celebrate the fact that the plane actually made it in one piece to the destination?? To announce the fact that all passengers have just shared everyone's germs with each other as the same air was recycled throughout the journey and this made O'Dreary more money? I appreciate other airlines do this aswell...
Paris, as she looks upset at hearing of us all not having access to our own private 747 with 5 bathrooms....she cant believe that people can be sooooooo poor!
...errr....now of course thanks to the council everyone knows that already! Complete and utter thick b*stards.
I didnt see this mentioned in the "How we are doing" council brochure.
I suspect that most if not all councils around the UK have lost data - or at least could not say for sure whether or not data 'has left the building' illegally.
* = a
Paris, cos I reckon she would make a great IT Security Strategist!
@Ian Ferguson - they definitely were used for bombing raids. Not a massive payload but enough to scare the living daylights out of the poor buggers on the ground. Real blow to morale too.
Presumably you would get a good view of the Dome? Easy target to hit...<evil_laugh> and there's 10 downing street....and no.11....wait...there's all of Whitehall....</evil_laugh>
Paris, cos the Zeppelin has a higher IQ.
I have some brown envelopes with lots of MPs fingerprints on them. Any good?
Also, I can't wait til they ask for a DNA sample to prove who you are. I'm up for that anytime :)
There you are at the bank at lunch break, you get to the cashier and then you have to make a withdrawal for your withdrawal. I suppose they could ask for blood....but the bastards already have all of mine....
We are encouraging the democracy craze to various parts of the world and yet we have the worst example of democracy. Our beloved dictator wasnt voted in and it only takes 30% of total votes to get into power! So no wonder its all a bit of a disaster.
Note that if you do bump into Jacqui at a kebab place in Peckham, dont give her any grief over this. She'll have a couple of bodyguards next to the sauces and the bulges in their trousers wont be cos they are pleased to be with her.
Alien, cos i reckon they are all from another planet.
Perhaps we could get that bloke from Jurassic Park to clone the beast so it can be used to guard government databases.
Perhaps a SQL Trigger?
If command$ = SQL.EXPORT then {
release(The_big_beastie_with_the_big_claws);
Do while screaming = TRUE { give_command("kill!Kill!Kill!") } ;
}
I know, I know....its just MY version of pseudo code... :)
I have a couple of 1&1 servers and have been very impressed by their uptime, reliability and performance. Fortunately I have a linux guru (bless his cotton socks that probably have a penguin logo on them somewhere) who manages them otherwise i think for a server-newbie (like me) it would indeed be tricky looking after dedicated root servers!