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"done mainly by PAYG dongle downloaders seeking to avoid their residential address being identified"
Damn - I never thought of doing that!
minus 3d6 NRD points for 12 hours and a permanent -1on INT ; (
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This year's festival season is going to be hilarious; Glastonbury will host 140,000 punters, with at least 50% owning phones that need to be recharged every day (and also raises the interesting prospect of the charging points having £20 000 000 of handsets passing through them)
Meanwhile my antique candybar Nokia 2310 will last the full week, and even makes those, you know, phonecall things...
"...surely the database contains hundreds if not thousands of entries..."
Nope; this is the Cutural Olympiad, not the other one.
The database will have about five entries, on the lines of
dancing, morris
rolling, cheese
drinking, tea
drinking, binge
poetry, bad
plus the contact details of three primary schools and one residential home for victims of senile dementia who have actually expressed an interest in taking part...
Looks like the bad guys are using the same chap who translates all the phishing emails:
"To help protect your computer, Apple Web Security have detected Trojans and ready to remove them."
(http://sophosnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/mac-malware-06-big.jpg)
Shame no-one reads anything anymore...
Overheard in Currys:
Anxious elderly couple buying first computer: "but does it run Windows?"
Spotty DSG Youth on a mission to upsell: "oh yes; all computers run Windows; that's what makes it a computer"
Shame he was showing them £900 worth of iMac...
"assess "real costs" connected with ISPs deploying their own broadband network via the company's wholesale Openreach infrastructure"
Like bribing the Openreach engineer who knows which brick the cabinet key is hidden under with a nice cup of tea?
(and would his counterpart from Sky recognise a hole in the ground when he sees one? Should be OK with the ladder part, though.)
Actually I suspect Mr Jobs has 'designed' f*ck all. That's never been his position within Apple. However, given his involvement over thirty years with a reasonably prominent technology company and having at least some influence on the arrival of "some computers and gadgets" like the Apple II, Apple Mac, iMac, iPod, iPhone and iPad (not to mention NeXT , Pixar and $8 billion in personal net worth), I think he qualifies for a biography at least as much as, say, Cheryl Cole...
Myth: A laptop can stop a point-blank blast from a shotgun.
"Using a 12-gauge shotgun, the Build Team fired a load of birdshot at a 4-year-old laptop in a leather bag from point-blank range, with a block of ballistic gelatin behind it to stand for the owner’s body. The birdshot easily punctured every area of the laptop that was hit and damaged the gelatin severely. In a second test, they targeted the battery – the component with the highest density – and found that none of the pellets would go through it. The team classified the myth as plausible, since only a very lucky shot would be stopped"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_%282010_season%29#Episode_154_-_Mini_Myth_Madness
"never, not once, did it reduce or disappear or otherwise become less"
Mine just did. Upgrade from 10.04 to 10.10 on a dual-boot with XP built using Wubi (netbook via pendrive). Now boots all the way to a GRUB console. Turns out Wubi, GRUB and the move to 10.10 isn't a good combination. Ho hum.
Still; at least the XP partition is still there ; )
Surely Apple have never had better product placement than in Independence Day (1996), where (as all El Reg readers will know) a PowerBook 5300 managed to interface with the alien motherships LAN to deliver the shield-crippling virus, presumably using its AppleTalk socket. Given how difficult it was to get a mid-90s Mac to talk to anything else even on this planet, and that the 5300 would have been out of battery before Smith and Goldblum even got into orbit, that's not bad going...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAmHl9fVDSk
The previous Nimrod was doing frightfully hush-hush stuff in Afghanistan – but 'hush-hush' isn't the same as 'appropriate' or 'cost effective'
You've got to admit though; they've done a damn good job at keeping the Taliban Navy from having any serious impact on our operations there...
"A spokeswoman for that force said: "We have a duty to investigate such claims and in agreement with the manager of the shop took a copy away to view and check that it was the edition that has been approved by the British Board of Film Classification for distribution."
which implies that Northamptons finest now have to sit down with the confiscated version AND a pre-BBFC edit (from where, one asks - certainly not one of those naughty downloads, we hope), and note any differences. In slow motion. With replays.
Pass the popcorn...
Presumably the 3 dongle is to limit the activities of the "porn-monkey doleys", as referred to in the Telegraph reader comments on this story.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/8263355/Computers-to-sell-for-98-under-Martha-Lane-Fox-scheme.html
Incidentally, nice to see that the campaign to get the 'non-lines' online links from their homepage to an FT story that's behind a paywall...
http://raceonline2012.org/
Anonymous have knocked mastercard.com off the web today, in response to MC withdrawing wikileaks card payment facility.
http://twitter.com/Anon_Operation/statuses/12441051566448640
Lolz ; )
(which presumably makes the guy a terrorist by association, at least in the eyes of the merkins cyber-warfare division. That orange jumpsuit is getting closer, poor dude)
but only if extended to include verification of gender, BMI, marital status and 'hotness', as assessed on the official Widdecombe - Watson scale, thus making online chat much less traumatic when Sylvie from Sidcup turns out to be Dave from Dagenham (or vice-versa, depending on your inclination)
The best thing about these things is that your average punter ALREADY thinks their external 2.5" HDD is solid-state, and treats them accordingly. I've lost count of the times I've seen them unplugged while spinning, dropped, chucked into bags, turned upside down while writing and otherwise abused, and the owners always expresses suprise when I point out that they wouldn't treat their laptops that way and expect them to survive...
"As for the Tornado fleet being decimated. well if you call six aircraft lost to various reasons being decimated, then you are a cretin"
Like I said up at the top there, a loss rate of 1 in 10 IS decimation. Just because duh meeja and others often misuse the word (usually confusing it with 'annihilation') doesn't mean we need to resort to name-calling here...
http://www.raf.mod.uk/gulf/loss.html
Kudos to Lewis for the (rare) proper use of 'decimation'; 6 downed GR1s out of roughly 60 deployed in the 1991 Gulf conflict is indeed 1 in 10. Looks like all that expensive education wasn't wasted after all...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimation_%28Roman_army%29
(Nice article, BTW)
"It's very unlikely that any confidential much yet secret material was kept on a public facing website"
Right, because that never happens....
Any bets on how long it takes before email 'backups' containing the current location of the on-patrol Vanguard hit the torrents?
"The discs don't come in the box - you have to fill in a form, send it off and they'll be posted back to you"
Nice to see the movie and electronics industries are right at the cutting edge of mid-Victorian content delivery mechanisms...
Can I have mine delivered by a UPS stagecoach, complete with a guard riding shotgun, please?
"The sole difference was that instead of manufacturing electronics the workers were doing slave labour in the textile industry"
I think a crucial difference is being overlooked; in the first industrial revolution (18th-19th century), humans became the 'intelligent' portion of various machines (powered looms, lathes etc), which gave them jobs but removed their autonomy. In the second revolution (mid to late 20th century), automation, computers and robots largely replaced people, which gave them back autonomy at the cost of their jobs. Now we are seeing humans replacing (and becoming) the robots, because it is cheaper and 'more efficient' to equip a production line with 100 000 ex-rice farmers than it is to automate it, particularly when any given product (TV, laptop, mobile, iThing) has a manufacturing and sales life-span measured in months, if not weeks. Why halt and re-tool a machine-based production line for every new form factor when you can 'reprogram' your workforce to put screw x into hole y instead of hole z for 60 hours a week instead? This means that millions of people are now doing the kind of repetitive pick/place, micro-soldering, insanely-small screw-driving type assembly work that only a few years ago would have been either machine based, and thus capital-expensive, or simply impossible to carry out on any scale. While working ankle-deep in paddyfield poo can hardly have been pleasant, it seems unlikely that we can expect humans to become clean-room automata overnight without a certain amount of 'equipment-failure', even if they are choosing to do so (rather than being forced by prevailing economic imperatives), and the moral culpability for the casualties lies at least in part on us and our rapacious desire for shiny new (and cheap) toys...
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mmmmmm; backing up email archives to a webserver...
Can we have a 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?' icon, please?
(to be applied when, say, using a torrent to acquire the digital data of a law firm which makes a living by tracking down people who have used a torrent to acquire digital data; WCPGW?)
99USD is 64GBP this morning (xe.com), so even after adding VAT (making it £75) the Apple TV is still going to be nearly £25 more here than it is in the States, and I doubt even the highest regional sales tax over there would add up to that kind of difference.
Damn shame; I'm kind of tempted, and £79 would be a much sweeter price point...