* Posts by Steve K

1456 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2008

IBM CEO Ginni flouts £75 travel crackdown, rides Big Blue chopper

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collectively turning in their graves

Spinning in their graves I think. Combine that with some copper wire coils and maybe IBM have finally innovated again, and come up with a sustainable energy source...

Samsung Galaxy S8+: Seriously. What were they thinking?

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Re: AI is still far too dumb

It also has to parse/contextualise/re-order "..the dog in the park I took last week to Instagram.""

to understand whether you took the dog or the park to Instagram OR if you actually meant the photo

Backup crack-up: Fasthosts locks people out of data storage for days amid WCry panic

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Re: So...

As we take the security of our systems extremely seriously, we are retiring the Windows 2003 platform with immediate effect,

Their statement - nearly 2 years after W2K3 was de-supported - shows exactly how seriously they actually take security.....

I wonder if they typed that with a straight face

Cabinet Office losing grip on UK government departments – report

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Re: @SteveK

No I haven't (I am of the old-ish fart vintage!)

I still think that spin it its current guise can be traced back to 1997 - and possibly coincident with the emergence and wider adoption of electronic communications and a feedback loop to the media that is much quicker than was possible in print-centric days (or before 24-hour TV news).

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Re: Why senior Civil Servants are preoccupied with presentation

Agree with everything except why spin has become the centrepiece of this Government’s communications strategy

Spin has been at the centre of ALL UK Governments' communications strategy since Blair's tenure (and Campbell's media management) in 1997

How would you pronounce 'Cyxtera'?

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Loon pants!

Meh - looks like a pair of 70s purple loon pants that have fallen on their side...

Oracle links to LinkedIn so its salesware can sniff you out

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Re: Targeted spam is still spam

It's not the same as spam as it's most likely not email that is targeted here.

This will be for targeting on Ad platforms and LinkedIn itself to (try to) show you ads wherever you go on the web where they think they can correlate your presence with the information they have on you...

As is mentioned below, I can't see how LinkedIn information can possibly improve data quality given the fiction and wanky-words used in most profiles in the LinkedIn echo chamber.

(Maybe LinkedIn is like an anti-laser cavity? The buzzwords reflect and resonate off the ends of this chamber until a pure stream of incoherent information of the same wavelength emerges and obliterates all in its path).

SpaceX spin-out plans to put virtual machines in orbit

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Boffin

Re: Standard range of harware sensors?

Great place for a ToR exit node....

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What are suitable CPUs?

I wonder what the suitable CPUs?RAM/SSDs are for this?

Space-hardened CPUs/RAM/SSDs are usually a few generations behind ground-based ones because of the costs of hardening them ands because they don't necessarily have to do generalised computing tasks.

I am not sure that multi-core Xeons beasts that you would run a virtualisation task down here would survive up in orbit given the intricate circuit sizes.

I suppose they must have considered this, and maybe that's why they are proposing a fleet of these to allow for redundancy as nodes in the cluster fail.

Super-secure Pi-stuffed nomx email server box given a good probing

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The NOMX site

The NOMX site suggests that he has been unable to demonstrate his claim on their server?

Apparently NOMX is no longer Raspberry Pi-based also.

Intel redesigns flawed Atom CPUs to stave off premature chip death

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BZZZT! "Reached Out"

"Reached Out" - nooooooooooooo please, stop it.

Hasta la Windows Vista, baby! It's now officially dead – good riddance

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Re: Embiggen

Yes, and completely spidulary with existing linguistic gramostications:

Embolden - to boldify more

Embiggen - to biggify more

Emtwentyfive - to drive round in circles more

Foxconn outbids WD with ¥3 TRILLION offer for Tosh memory biz

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That is a hell of a difference between the KKR bid and the Foxconn bids!

I imagine that their motives/intentions are very different (VC vs. manufacturer/fabricator)....

Boaty McBoatface sinks in South Atlantic on her maiden deployment

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Re: James Clark Ross?

Exactly - the David Attenborough will only be completed in 2019 according to various news sites..

Ex-IBMer sues Google for $10bn – after his web ad for 'divine honey cancer cure' was pulled

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Maybe it helps if you put Jam in too?

Andreesen Horowitz tips $10m into American AI drone upstart

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Not sure who the videos are aimed at...

Following my curiosity, I went to their site and watched the videos, (having just received my Blade Inductrix FPV drone to play with and annoy the cat).

Who are they aimed at? They are a bit like an MTV video for someone with attention-deficit on caffeine and other stimulants.

Just as you get to see what the drone is doing there is a jump-cut to another angle of another one going in another direction. It's like a pop video on fast-forward.

The tech is undeniably cool and technically challenging, but they should spend some of that $10m on getting someone to record and edit their promotional material.

Rant over...

Indian Business Machines? One-third of Big Blue staff based there and Bangladesh

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"switched to Concur, an expensive management and travel booking system."

Freudian or deliberate typo....?

Creators Update gives Windows 10 a bit of an Edge, but some old annoyances remain

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So does that mean that if you don't use OneDrive then you won't see them?

Oracle doing due diligence on Accenture. Yep, you read that right

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Re: "HP fatefully bought EDS and IBM acquired PWC"

separate, independent partnership and has even regrown its consultancy arm in some directions

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So that's what all the fuss on Cloud sails is about?

Good news, everyone! Two pints a day keep heart problems at bay

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Ah yes - like sex in a canoe - f@cking close to water.....

US military's latest toy set: Record-breaking laser death star, er, truck

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Stayin' Alive...Disco Inferno...Yeah baby!

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Small mirrors? A disco ball would add some 70's style into modern warfare countermeasures.

60 slow-mo A-bomb test videos explode onto YouTube

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Re: Mesmerising

Being closer towards the "old fart" end of the Reg readership than some, I thought I should share a link to a 1977 book ("Worlds within Worlds - A Journey into the unknown") that I recall fondly from my childhood.

This includes several shots similar to the second video - including one of the bomb tower just after the fireball has started at detonation. The tower is still there, and it has not yet been vapourised - incredible.

There are lots of other high-speed or specialised (e.g. Kirlian) images in there too.

https://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Within-Journey-Into/dp/0030194164

Cash'n'Carrion restocks atomic keyrings

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Re: Inventory is up, cart is down

Still unavailable, 2 years later....

Sources: Liberty Global, Vodafone take seats at negotiating table AGAIN

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They renewed their MVNO deal with EE for 5 years at the start of 2017, but I wonder if the BT/EE deal has got them wanting to move away from a direct competitor (for Virgin Mobile AND fixed-line phone/cable/content) by having their own mobile operation/deal.

National Insurance tax U-turn: Philip Hammond nixes NIC uptick

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Re: I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Not sure there was one of those.

There was one about having an In\Out of EU referendum by the end of 2017 though

Li-ion king Goodenough creates battery he says really is... good enough

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Re: Glass Electrolyte

Sorry - didn't mean glass electrolyte there - at least not at room temperature.....

I meant AGM batteries where a glass matrix contains the electrolyte - a bit like a sponge

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Re: Glass Electrolyte

Glass electrolytes are used in modern car batteries - I believe they are better suited to the frequent load demands of Stop/Start systems than the traditional lead/acid ones.

If we must have an IoT bog roll holder, can we at least make it secure?

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Re: Just A Thought

Are you referring to the Bog Roll holder or the pregnancy test...?

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IOT pregnancy test - Really?

Why would you tweet something like that given that at least 1/3 of pregnancies fail in the first few weeks?

Unless you are tweeting "Not pregnant - Phew!" after a trip to Magaluf...

IBM UK: Oh, remote workers. We want to be colocated with you again

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Re: "Samsung House"

Yes - Samsung House is the one with the Smoking Area inside...

Radioactive leak riddle: Now Team America sniffs Europe's skies for iodine isotope source

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Coat

Re: Given the stated levels...

Well that's not much of a solution...

IBM: Voluntary redundo offer? Ticked. Min stat terms? Ticked

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Re: On the upside, you lucky lucky IBM'ers...

The guy on the VC got my name wrong

With "Anonymous" for a first name it must happen all the time...

'At least I can walk away with my dignity' – Streetmap founder after Google lawsuit loss

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Re: Disgustingly Evil

@Jan 0

Thanks for clarifying your use-case.

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Re: Disgustingly Evil

Google still hasn't learned how to create useful maps!

Not being snarky, but can you clarify why Google Maps are not useful?

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Re: Not as good

Unfortunately I have to agree here, whilst I sympathise with her at a personal level.

If people liked StreetMap then they would have been bookmarking the URL and so would not have been swayed by the Google search ranking.

I used to use Streetmap a lot, BUT that was because there was no alternative. Once Google Maps came along, the difference in functionality was clear and I never went back.

I don't know if they would argue that they could have invested in a better interface if their monthly revenues had not dived so much, but once Google brought out a Maps service the writing was on the wall. Bing Maps, Apple Maps and the advent of mapping licensing for mobile devices (Nokia/TomTom) would have killed them off in another few months anyway.

I think that you can see the same thing happened to Yellow Pages (used to be 6 cm + thick, now < 1cm thick and discarded as soon as it hits the doormat), FriendsReunited, FotoServe...

I feel sorry for her, but I think that it was a mistake to pursue things this far - particularly against someone with pockets as deep as Google.

The article suggests she may have had some funding, so at least she may not have had to sell up to fund the case, but if she has sold family assets to refinance Streetmap then she IMHO is once again mistaken.

The world does not need another mapping applicatio - that is a fight from another era, and already won by the giants (or provided by OpenStreetMap if you eschew the commerce-led offerings).

Hold the phone! Crap customer service cost telcos £2.9 BEEEELLION in 2016

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...or at least roll it in glitter.

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Re: Branston pickle is...

VirginMedia is nothing to do with Mr Branson these days - LibertyGlobal bought it off Virgin Group a year or two ago.

Magic Leap sued for sex discrimination … by woman it hired to stamp out sex discrimination

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Re: Esme - Out of interest...

.And also on the game side this approach has thrown out things like Ms. PacMan (basically a PacMan sprite with a pink bow....)

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So the quote is:

Women. Can't work with Germans. Can't work without Germans..

Are you sure?

UK prof claims to have first practical blueprint of a quantum computer

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Re: Thumbs up for the use of the word 'bollocks'.

Bollocks to that. That idea is completely arsebucket.....

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Re: Nominative Determinism?

Weird - when I looked earlier it said Erner Schröberg ;-)

NASA bakes Venus-proof electronics

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Re: Kind of a long journey..

Also thermal expansion effects of going from the cold during interplanetary transit to the surface temperatures of Venus will impose mechanical strain on the circuitry and connections to it

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Liquid sodium in an all-in-one CPU cooling loop- ooh yes!

Stick glue on a drone. Fly it into a flower. World hunger solved, bee-lieve

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Can use for bikini waxing too by the look of it.....

GitHubbers invited to hack Davis, the microservices chat bot

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Re: Hmmm..

Extend that to bots conversing with each other via APIs...

Trump signs 'no privacy for non-Americans' order – what does that mean for rest of us?

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Re: Trump has become more deranged

Absolutely - as a 15/16 year-old in 1983/84 this tension was palpable - and a lot of TV drama covered this too.

"When the Wind Blows" by Raymond Briggs is a cartoon book, but that does not diminish its content .