* Posts by Steve K

1456 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2008

Astronaut took camera on spacewalk, but forgot SD memory card

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Re: shiny!

2 omissions?

2a. Check that SD Write-Protect tab is set to Write-Enable/Off prior to insertion in to camera

6. Open pod bay doors, Hal

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That's what checklists are for

That's why they have validated checklists for the REALLY important stuff....

Embarassing/frustrating but not life-threatening in this case

Brit reseller Aria PC mounts appeal against £750k taxman VAT fiddle ruling

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Ignorance of the law is not a defence...

Aria has also argued that Taheri did not know enough about the deals to realise they were fraudulent, as well as asserting that he did not know what MTIC fraud was and therefore did not recognise the warning signs in his firm's suppliers

On this point I suspect that he will find that ignorance of the law is not a defence (i.e. that's why you have an external VAT Accountant if you don't have a qualified Finance Director/Controller in-house).

Industry whispers: Qualcomm mulls Arm server processor exit

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Don't forget AMD's current resurgence on the Server CPU side

Don't forget AMD's current resurgence on the Server CPU side - this may add some pressure to Intel to cut prices or raise specs at a price point.

NASA demos little nuclear power plant to help find little green men

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Re: Doh!

MARGE - Molybdenum-Augmented Radioisotope Generating Electricity

Europe fires back at ICANN's delusional plan to overhaul Whois for GDPR by next, er, year

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Re: What's the problem?

Which is what you have been able to do for a long time for personal (i.e. non-business) domains - for an additional fee - with many registrars

Brit bank TSB TITSUP* after long-planned transfer of customer records from Lloyds

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Re: We're not in Kansas anymore, Tony.

Re your point on Banking IT, If you are in the UK then I would recommend the Horizon from 1977/78 on iPlayer.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p01z4rrj/horizon-19771978-now-the-chips-are-down

I watched it the other night and it is fascinating looking at it 40 years later (having been around 10 when the program went out).

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Yahoo! dismemberment! begins! as! Oath! offloads! Flickr!

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Bit like the new Oculus ones then

"accept our new privacy T&Cs or you're out".

That's a bit like the new Oculus Terms of Service - basically accept or you pretty well can't use your Rift device (maybe can still do via Steam) or downloads from their store....

LESTER gets ready to trundle: The Register's beer-bot has a name

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Re: Any volunteers?

Or Esther (sweet sherry for the ladies...;-))

Signal app guru Moxie: Facebook is like Exxon. Everyone needs it, everyone despises it

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Re: everyone dispises?

I completely agree with your sentiment on shadow profiles, but I don't think that your suggestion is workable. I speak as a non-Facebook user also.

How are you (as a non-Facebook user) going to know if anything is shared on Facebook about you?

It is unrealistic to expect that any Facebook user will have a means to filter their non-Faceboook contact when uploading them and also that they will use a codeword (e.g. notJohnFen) when mentioning you in their posts.

I think that the only way to do this is at a back-end level by Facebook where they match mobile numbers/emails with user profiles and anything not corresponding to a user is blocked from collection (not perfect as people change mobiles/emails etc.), and purged. I suspect that this won't happen without court sanction....

Pentagon sticks to its guns: Yep, we're going with a single cloud services provider

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Re: Single payer

I imagine that Oracle only put their own corporate stuff on their cloud - there is one for him...

Ditto Azure, AWS . Ooh that’s 3 now.

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Re: JEDI Cloud

Larry, this isn't the Cloud you're looking for.....

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Re: Seriously??

The offeror is who the contractor is pre-contract (i.e. the supplier offering the contract for acceptance) - it's an established contract law term.

Once accepted then the contract is binding on the offeror.

Don’t fight automation software for control, just turn it off. FAST

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Re: I know that military aircraft...

If you are on the ground, how do you know it is functional...

Also in this case it appears that the autopilot was functional, but operated incorrectly

The law of run Nintendo consequences: Sega brings out mini Mega Drive / Genesis

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Puggsy also please!

Puggsy also please!

Fear the Reaper: Man hospitalised after eating red hot chilli pepper

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Re: Not the worst of it

Yes, beware the Marmite laser!!

Buggy Verge crypto-cash gets hacked, devs go fork themselves, hard

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Re: Eventually...

Maybe that is what is actually around Tabby's star?

AI can't help without your data, says Gartner, so share, share, share!

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Re: You What?

..and then your phone will automatically inform the insurance company and they will automatically refuse to pay out if the place has been robbed..

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Re: And how is Uber going to know you need a lift?

Renewing anything is fraught with difficulty.

Unless all insurance providers offer precisely the same cover and ask precisely the same questions then you cannot perform a valid renewal. If the AI has done it then who is responsible for errors/omissions which invalidate the insurance (similarly to the autonomous car situation).

If you have to double-check it then what was the point in the first place...

If a "Smart" AI fridge notices that I am out of Product A how does it know that I really want to order more of it? Maybe I now like Product B, or it is on special offer this week etc.

The list goes on.

Second-guessing human behaviour means that a lot of the time people will need to take a second go at correcting the AI for what they really wanted.

Wanna work for El Reg? Developers needed for headline-writing AI bots

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Re: Old news

Careful what you wish for - AManfromMars1 is already an AI - they've never debugged him fully (or slightly...)

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No DevOps?

You missed out DevOps from the requirements - shome mishtake shurely?

Fatal driverless crash: Radar-maker says Uber disabled safety systems

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Re: Cause of Death: Ostrich Algorithm

I think they disabled the standard Volvo safety systems because they were using their own and - as they are not integrated - did not want them to interfere with their sensors.

Skip-wrecked! Boat full o' rubbish scuppered in Brit residential street

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As someone said last week on the announcement of Jim Bowen's demise just after that of Stephen Hawking:

"Jim Bowen always let the non-darts player go first..."

Fleeing Facebook app users realise what they agreed to in apps years ago – total slurpage

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Re: Has it gone?

As a non-FB user, can I request that they delete my phone number(s) from their systems?

I suppose the problem is that to do this, I have to give them my details and it's GOTO 10...

Uber's disturbing fatal self-driving car crash, a new common sense challenge for AI, and Facebook's evil algorithms

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Self-driving Uber

..when he realised how important self-driving cars were to the business.

QED. So there you have it - Uber is indeed a taxi company and NOT a ride-sharing website.

I am also struggling to understand the economics here - all this LIDAR (particularly the sort required here) and real-time processing power is not cheap and then integrating that with a vehicle cannot be either.

This cannot drive Uber profits in the short-term at least simply because of the time required to scale up and also the cost of doing so - especially if a safety driver is required (equivalent to a man with a red flag in car history).

The real-time processing and sensor technology impressive as a demonstration BUT the 80/20 rule is in play here. It work up to a point BUT the remaining 20% will take a significant amount of time to solve - and probably won't be solved entirely.

"By the end of the year" is a pipe dream - what sort of pipe is left as an exercise for the reader...

UK's data watchdog seizes suspected Scottish nuisance caller's kit

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Probably

"Has your company been shut down by the ICO? Call this number now to see what you could win."

2 + 2 = 4, er, 4.1, no, 4.3... Nvidia's Titan V GPUs spit out 'wrong answers' in scientific simulations

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Repercussions...

They tore them into 63 bits

Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

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Re: What goes down...

Nice idea, but even better would be the water slides like in that Visa/Mastercard ad a few years ago (in the summer anyway....)

Hansa down, this is cool: How Dutch cops snatched the wheel of dark web charabanc

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Re: Caught Red Hansad.

You called? I pray I am not too early:

Apparently Musical Youth escaped this sting - they just passed the Dutchies on the left-hand side

"What's the difference between a tube and a daft Dutch person?"

"One's a hollow cylinder and the other's a silly Hollander. "

Thank you! Is that your chicken, Madam?

Got some broken tech? Super Cali's trinket fix-it law brought into focus

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Re: "Super Cali makes a fix-it law come into focus"

While you are clapping, I went to a Mary Poppins-themed restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese, but lobster quite atrocious

Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'

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Re: Finders Keepers

you can't pick it up; but can another driver stop and take it home?

Only if the other driver is a goalkeeper.

British clockwork radio boffin Trevor Baylis terminally winds down

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Re: Men In Sheds

Seconded,

The "retired" engineers volunteering (almost certainly in sheds) for http://www.remap.org.uk/ have come up with a great gadget for assisting my mother-in-law, that works zips one-handed after she lost the use of her left side following a stroke.

Java EE renamed 'Jakarta EE' after Big Red brand spat

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Re: I say, I say, I say

Hang on, Alaska?

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Re: Sad times...

Payara is based off GlassFish though - www.payara.fish

Wearables are now a two-horse race and Google lost very badly

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Re: I can think of lots of uses for a smart watch...

Is that so you can ambush the delivery mopeds....?

Fender's 'smart' guitar amp has no Bluetooth pairing controls

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Coat

Pairing

If you had pairing it might lead to Fender lock-in - there are always strings attached somewhere.

Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

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Re: Does this course incur a fee?

May need some Popery to rid the room of unsavoury odours too?

iPhone X 'slump' is real, whisper supply chain moles

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Re: Have one and don’t use it

If you took the iPhone X back, you could probably get 2 spare 6S for the refund!

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Re: Beginning of the end ?

Agreed - my 2-ish year-old 6S is going in for a £25 battery replacement when the local Apple Store has a space.

iPhone7/8/X confer no useful differences at all for my use case (although 6S probably has too many features for me too - e.g. 3D Touch).

IBM Java CTO: Devs shouldn't have to learn Docker, K8s, 30 other things to deploy an app

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Re: 30 required ways to deploy?

Isn’t WebLogic Oracle’s JEE application server?

GlassFish is the open-source one (also more active under the Payara developers than Oracle!)

Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

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Re: Clear the area

Game, set & match:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI

NSFW unless you have earphones!

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Re: Clear the area

Actually I forgot about that one - good point. (Although if I am being picky, the flatulence is a mere sideshow to the main event in that thread!)

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Clear the area

This is possibly the funniest thread ever written on flatulence:

https://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

If you have not read it, I implore you, find a quiet (ideally sound-proof) room with no one around and spend 15 minutes reading it.

Good luck, have fun: Thanks Xeon SP, now SPEC benchmarks blurt out hundreds of results

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Xeon SP

I thought that the new Xeon SP nomenclature was also meant to make (Intel) CPU selection/comparison easier?

Google's robo-CTRL-ALT-DEL failed, hung networks and Compute Engine for 90 minutes

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Maybe

Was it because the automation had had to let the process linger (for 93 minutes)?

If you don't like what IBM is pitching, blame Watson: It's generating sales 'solutions' now

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Yes - similar to the old Accounting joke:

Q: "Why did the auditor cross the road?

A: "Because they did it last year."

Sounds like Cognitively-Realised Analysis of Projects

Roses are red, are you single, we wonder? 'Cos this moth-brain AI can read your phone number

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Roses are red, today is a fun day,

They''ll hit 100% success in a moth of Sundays

Wow, MIND-BLOWING: Florida Man gets an earful from 'exploding Apple AirPod' bud

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Re: Bending lithium cells...

Out of scientific curiosity, which 5 bits were left over...?