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1562 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2008

SpaceX rocket set for unintentional Moon landing – well, a piece of it anyway

Steve K

Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

You should have pulled out the Register standard unit converter!

Kilofurlongs per fortnight will do!

ICANN opens applications for new generic top-level domains for the first time since 2012

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.block

It makes it easy to block a load of junk domains in server mail filters at least!

The spaghettified DBMS chart that shows Oracle's crown is slowly slipping

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That's only the case if you accept the default configuration on install

Absolutely.. That's only the case if you accept the default configuration on install

Pass the key, passwords have passed their sell-by date

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Re: Yeah great.

You can have a PassKey a service >1 device though

Next.js developer Vercel warns of customer credential compromise

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Mushroom

Shadow IT just got its powers upgraded....

Shadow IT just got its powers upgraded....

I am just waiting for every phone on Earth to ring simultaneously.

Shoe company says it's getting into AI infrastructure and yes this is the top

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You mean their products are laced with AI now? Will they gain the upper hand and heel their financial wounds?

Headless 360: Salesforce's latest pitch to let AI do the dev work

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WTF?

Shadow IT on steriods

Isn't this just Shadow IT on steroids?

Quite apart from whether the AI results can be consistent, if it's open to any user, (and not subject to some kind of governance) who is going take the responsibility and to test its outputs and support it when things go wrong?

Security contractor blew the whistle on support crew's viral indifference

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Re: Lazy by design.

AKA "What gets measured gets done"

AI still doesn't work very well, businesses are faking it, and a reckoning is coming

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20171 x

The Medium article talks about a 20,171x slow-down (for a particular Index scan when a PK is present) - not 2,000x.....

Flying cabs, next-gen aircraft cleared for takeoff in 26 states

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Re: Maybe

You wouldn't hae the inertia in EVTOL blades to help either.

A Robinson R22 (very light) helicopter has conventional blades (but with low inertia), but even with that if your engine fails and you don't dump the collective pitch to keep rotor speed up within a second then your rotor speed is irrecoverable and you will plummet.

Steve K

Re: Maybe

“ Craft with powered lift don't get much option different from a ballistic trajectory”

Not true with helicopters, which can autorotate as long as they keep sufficient inertia in the rotor system to flare on approaching the ground.

A blade delamination/loss will of course lead to a ballistic trajectory in a variable number of parts.

This is not quite true of most E-VTol Designs, which will generally tolerate a loss of more than one rotor as long it’s not on the same corner. However a loss of power in most E-VTOL designs will not permit autorotation due to rotor size, and a ballistic recovery system (deployed at the right height) may save the day.

That said, it is still going to be the preserve of the well-off due to the necessary certification and regulation. There is also likely to be a “last mile” issue, since they can’t just land (and recharge) where they want.

Open source devs consider making hogs pay for every download

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IMO there's no need for a pricing model

That doesn't solve the infrastructure cost problem though

Fast Pair, loose security: Bluetooth accessories open to silent hijack

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Re: On the positive side . . .

Or his “As slow as possible” streamed from its current Live performance (no need for a repeat….yet)

Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check

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Coat

Oasis drivers

Oasis drivers - at least you aren't looking back in anger on VR then.

Claude is his copilot: Rust veteran designs new Rue programming language with help from AI bot

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Fair

Fair trade for bough/enough/through/slough/ought for non-native English speakers!! :-)

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere

Steve K
Coat

Re: Abacus 1.0

You can count on that!

Nvidia DMs TSMC: Please sir can I have some more? The Chinese are starved for H200s

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Re: Just take over Taiwan

We'd ALL be in dire straits then.....

AI faces closing time at the cash buffet

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Indeed…

Vendor financing (Enron/Nortel) and the Lloyds reinsurance spiral are parallels one could draw…

Ed Zitron has written on this for a while, and even mainstream media are starting to notice.

SoftBank scrambling to come up with $22.5B in OpenAI funding before New Year

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Re: OpenAI has become prfitable....

That's 25 Trillion Yen, not USD.... Market cap for SoftBank is USD 161 billion

Which puts the amount they have to raise into perspective....

Oracle's new AI-enhanced support portal leaves users fuming

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Re: Oracle's support site was a jumbled mess

Agreed - it takes something to make it even worse than the old "Support" site for navigation, finding information etc.

The Roomba failed because it just kind of sucked

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Evolution.....

Eufy are just coming out with a stair-climbing one....

British Airways fears a future where AI agents pick flights and brands get ghosted

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A.I. Transcription?

A.I. transcription at work here? “sport board” vs. “smorgasbord”?

And the winner of the Microsoft Christmas sweater is...

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Second prize…

Second prize is 2 Microsoft jumpers….

Xero to start charging developers API usage fees, replacing revenue share deals

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Thumb Up

Re: The Xero API is fucking awful

1000x what you said.

The Xero API is structured to make data retrieval painful/difficult for 3rd-part developers. It's a labyrinth

BOFH: You know something's up when the suits want to spend money

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WTF?

"colored pencil office"

"colored" pencil office????

Microsoft teases agents that become ‘independent users within the workforce’

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Re: Oh Jaysus

Will their output also be caveated by the standard "This is generated by AI and the result may be wrong", to disclaim liaility?

From Intel to the infinite, Pat Gelsinger wants Christian AI to change the world

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Re: As a card carrying Christian

Judean Peoples' Front/People's Front of Judea?

You have one week to opt out or become fodder for LinkedIn AI training

Steve K
Coffee/keyboard

Re: I've been poisoning Linkedin profile for years

Bravo - I'm using that one

Steve K

Re: So....

The "B" Ark....

Shield AI shows off not-at-all-terrifying autonomous VTOL combat drone

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Re: Genius-Level Procurement In Whitehall SW1......

"half a billion a pop"

I don't think that's the cost of the aircraft on its own - that's the lifetime cost of maintenance/spares etc. along with the airframe/engine (£80-£100 million, I think).

If you drop one in the sea then you don't have to pay the remaining maintenance any more (not that it's a good use of funds to do so...), or you get extra spares for the remaining fleet.

Grounded jet engines take off again as datacenter generators

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Re: Next week's headline

Easy fix - chuck coal in at the front end and collect the dust (or what's left of it - probably works better with a high-bypass engine...)...

Major AWS outage across US-East region breaks half the internet

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Re: HMRC taken down

You don't know that "it is just hosting"

It could be, but it could also be a whole load of serverless functionality also (Lambda etc)

Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it

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Disk Insertion?

I wonder whether it was triggered by the floppy (oo-er missus, fnar,fnar) disk insertion event?

I recall back in the very early 1990s as a trainee Accountant I was assigned to a piece of work in a department using Macs, which had that particular event set up with a similar sound file triggered.

One of the other things I learned about Macs that day was where the volume control was.....

Only way to move Space Shuttle Discovery is to chop it into pieces, White House told

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Re: Unless I'm hallucinating...

I think the start of “The Core” had a similar event, although with it landing in a drainage channel?

UK splurges £4.4M on drones, e-planes, and other flights of fancy

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Re: OXCAM

Can these EVTOL fit the performance requirements ( Category A profile/Performace Class ?) for landing at these sites in built-up areas?

Many employees are using AI to create 'workslop,' Stanford study says

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Re: Is anybody surprised?

It’s what Douglas Adams envisioned as the “Reason” program back in 1987.

Give the program the outcome you want and it will come up with a justification for it, which sounds plausible but you don’t know why.

In the novel, the bank manager approved a loan for a sports car (promptly crashed by the character…) following a request generated by Reason, but wasn’t quite sure why…..

Trump admin says tech companies are abusing H-1B visas, slaps $100k a year to allow entry

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Re: "tech companies have more money than God"

That would be an ecumenical matter

Word to the wise: Don't tell your IT manager they're not in Excel

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WTF?

Labor Hire Company?

Labor Hire Company?

Atlassian acquisition drives dream of AI-powered ChromeOS challenger

Steve K

Re: Future

Absolutely - the Electric Monk is coming - check your bathroom for horses......

In Otter news, transcription app accused of illegally recording users’ voices

Steve K

Re: "In Otter news ...."

No, it’s an otter you can’t refuse

Microsoft keeps adding stuff into Windows we don't want – here's what we actually need

Steve K

Comments

The new Word comment system is dreadful, but at least you can (for now) revert back to Classic comments as long as you haven’t got any new-style comments in the document.

The new comments feature spans the hell out of collaborators on the document, and you can only change the focus of the comment you are editing by hitting Ctrl-Enter or the “Send” button. Who looked at that comment system and said “Yep, that is superior let’s ship it and make it the default”

No more 'Sanity Checks.' Inclusive language guide bans problematic tech terms

Steve K

Re: I'm curious

Discriminatory to vampires, I’m afraid

Your CV is not fit for the 21st century – time to get it up to scratch

Steve K

Re: Pointless polishing my CV

I don't thin it says anywhere that you have to state your age in Base10.....

Politically hot parts of US Constitution briefly deleted thanks to 'coding error'

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Rumour?

There is a rumour that it was an attempt to correct the long-standing typo regarding the "right to bear arms" back to the originally-intended "right to arm bears"

AWS wiped my account of 10 years, says open source dev

Steve K

Re: Choices were made

The wide accountan-sea surely?

Lyft and Baidu plan Eurobocab launch, starting in UK and Germany next year

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Re: Good luck

What's your objection to Public Transport projects?

Steve K

Re: I read that as Euro Bonobo cab

Is that Gorilla marketing?

Linux kernel 6.16 lands without any headline features but 38M lines of code

Steve K

Re: "world's most famous Finn"

Hanno Mikkola? (1980's Rally Champion)

Vibe coding service Replit deleted user’s production database, faked data, told fibs galore

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Re: "There is no way to enforce a code freeze in vibe coding apps like Replit!!!"

"DON'T DELETE THE DATABASE, HAL"

"I'm sorry, Dave/(Jason). I'm afraid I CAN do that"