* Posts by anarchic-teapot

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Spaniards bemoan 'joke' speed limit cut

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Re: 80mph

"the police have got better things to do with their time than pull over motorists who are doing a couple of mph over the limit."

Damn right, that's what the speed cameras are for.

Think yourselves lucky: in France it's €90 and 1 point off for going 1kph over the limit in the vicinity of a lurking cam.

Apple: If you're under 17, you can't use Opera

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I propose creating an annual award

for the Most Elegantly Sarcastic press release. We already have the first of this year's nominees.

Rescue mission begins for Hitchhiker's Real Guide

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Where do I signup?

I pay a small amount of UK tax, although I'm not allowed to do anything as controversial as vote, or even voluntarily pay for the streaming of BBC programmes.

I'd love to get involved, HTF do I email these guys? Messages posted on a forum rarely lead to anything serious, in my experience, although I'm going to give it a try.

PARIS concocts commemorative cocktail

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re: How About

Cirrhosis formation?

Bish says sorry for right royal Facebook rant

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France

Sadly, "over the water" (as per old Scots toast) they've been without royalty* for so long that the press tends to gush over everyone else's.

* Drama queens in the Elysée palace excepted.

Handheld porn market growing fast

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@MinionZero

iFull, surely?

Apple TV: Third time unlucky, Mr Jobs

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Buy it on iTunes, iff:

it's actually been made available in your country of residence, and in the language you want.

I'll start thinking about buying/renting films and TV shows off iTunes when they stop dictating I can only watch French TV and subtitled films.

Even access to music videos was policed last time I looked. Bah, humbug.

Air steward resigns via emergency chute

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Easily sorted

> Only thing missing in this story was the bloke should have punch the t*at in the face,

> at least the arrest would have been for something worth while.

No problem. I'm pretty sure there are thousands of us happy to queue up to use the anal orifice as a punchbag while Hero Steven cheers us on. As he opens another refreshing beverage.

Microsoft to set record with next Patch Tuesday

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Oh, I've used Windows

And while I'll concede that Patch Tuesday rarely, if ever, requires more than one reboot, if you're patching a newly installed system after the OS has been around for at least 6 months you *will* have to reboot several times.

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All-or-nothing megapatches are a Bad Idea

The patches come in several small(ish) packages so that the IT department can test individual patches to make sure they won't crash any sensitive applications in use in that company.

If it's all or nothing, there would be even more vulnerable, unpatched PCs out there.

Bear in mind also that Apple make it well-nigh impossible to roll back to the previous version if a patch/update causes unexpected problems.

Extraterrestrials strafe Bosnian with meteorites

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Prachett proactively mirrors real life

Obviously one for the Professor of Vindictive Astronomy.

(although I often wonder when reading this sort of article in any publication whether or not the victim is being gently sarcastic when he says things like "I'm obviously being targeted by aliens")

French website surrenders on Bastille Day

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Pint

Friday 5 pm

That was the time we all pissed off to the pub when I worked in the UK too.

At least the French haven't adopted the 'tradition' of Friday-night booze-ups yet.

Lindsay Lohan goes down for 90 days

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Proof positive

that trolls can't spell.

Sarah, Lester, can we have a 'Dawn Take You And Be Stone To You' icon ?

I'll get the next round if you do.

MIT boffins exhibit self-forming 'programmable matter'

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The tags are wrong

There should be a RoTM in there. Just saying.

'It's as though I've got Jonathan Ive's personal tool in my...'

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Hilarious

Just... Hilarious. Give that person a raise.

Horse-headed human trots through Street View

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One can but wonder...

Why Google's anonymisation routine decided it needed to pixellate his right hand.

A Rumba with a Roomba

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Lazy

Does having a back that's so badly damaged that you can't use a vacuum (or get a job that pays well enough to employ a cleaner) still qualify one as lazy?

Enquiring minds and handicapped bodies wish to know.

Anyway, I've been eyeing this device for a while. I reckon I'm going to have to invest soon. Thanks for the review.

Son of Transputer powers new Amiga box

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Go on yersel, Mikey

The world would be a sadder and infinitely boring place if we were all the same and had the same toys. Harken not unto those who drink keg lager, for they are void and without passion.

I'd be tempted, even at £1500. I miss my AmigaOne. What could I do with it? The same things as I do with a PC mostly, but with less hassle and more enjoyment.

And AOS 4.x is an amazing achievement, especially when you realise how tiny the dedicated band of (extremely gifted) programmers that produced it really is.

Getting women's phone numbers a matter of mood music

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Probably the biscuits

As in fact Francis Cabrel and 18-20 year olds really do not go together: it's ageing housewife music.

Vincent Delerm's song isn't exactly punk rock, mind you.

Firefoxers howl as privacy add-on auto updates with 'bloatware'

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Re: Auto Update?

Wot spatulasnout said.

In fact, the TACO 3.0 update (because that was how it was presented, no mention of extra code, nor even addon size) came out rather earlier than this week.

I binned it two weeks ago. Going to give Beef a try.

muttermutter small screen don't want it covered with popups and extra toolbars and other crap.

Facebook simplifies controls but continues exposing users

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There's a very fine difference

between "social networking" and "giving up all hope of privacy". I wonder if you can tell me what it is?

Your boss doesn't necessarily need to know who your friends are, or the sort of things you talk to them about. Neither does your family. And, of course, vice versa.

We behave differently depending on who we're with. Mixing completely different social contexts into one big mess is Not A Good Thing.

BT quotes pensioner £150,000 to get broadband

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@bolccg

> People need to accept the practicalities of where they choose to live

Yep, like in a village where other people already have broadband. Do read the articles before sounding off like a bigoted tightarse.

Of course, that's assuming you *can* choose where you live. Most people don't have a large choice as to where they reside, income being a major factor.

Daleks poised to invade tour UK

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re: pointless title

> Matt Smith not appearing is definitely in the shows favour,

If you don't want him, no worries, there's plenty of us out there who do.

Win XP SP2 support to cease in two months

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95 to 2008

Faulty logic, dear boy. The two are hardly comparable... except inasmuch as XP can read W95-formatted disks.

Whereas XP to Vista/7 means renewing your entire computer park simultaneously if you want to retain a lot of stuff, including networking, or just reading data off a USB key. A lot of software doesn't have a native XP mode, so where's the bonus in moving to 7?

Please note, I do have a PC running 7 and I quite like it. But that's for personal use. From a business point of view there's currently no compelling argument for moving to 7, whether the company be small or large. Especially in the present economic climate.

Microsoft might possibly be making a tactical error in trying to force firms to 'upgrade'. We can but wait and see.

Bill Gates backs ball-busting ultrasound

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new innovations

An interesting insight to the male psyche: mention anything that involves sperm production, and you can sneak exceptionally egregious tautologies past them without them blinking.

Twice.

And I am prepared to bet Lester had a wager running on this.

Google: botnet takedowns fail to stem spam tide

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Not my experience

Spam in my inbox was down by at least half since the beginning of this year. It shot back up to early 2009 levels this weekend, though.

In any case, even if takedowns only have a temporary effect, I'm still all for them. It's not because crooks are hard to fight that you shouldn't fight them.

Volcanic ash grounds dozens of UK flights

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Contingency plan

I think the contingency plan is not to use jet aircraft until the cloud blows over. Same as for any type of really bad weather.

At least the people who live near airports will get a decent night's sleep for once.

Guy Kewney, pioneer, guru, friend - RIP

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I bought magazines just because he wrote for them.

"but he'd clearly become the man that any self-respecting tech publisher mounting a big push absolutely needed to have on board"

He was. You'd read his stuff and actually learn something useful about the product reviewed, or whatever he was discussing.

He will be missed.

Microsoft launches iPad-happy website for wimmin

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Patronising

> I'm pretty sure most birds will find this belittling, patronising

As is calling us birds.

Opera alerts EU to hidden Windows browser-ballot

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To everyone who used the word "whine"

One man's whiner is another man's courageous militant. Please stop being so arrogant.

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Hmmmmm

"Opera’s example, where a Windows XP user has rejected installation of IE 8 for the year it has been available but suddenly decides to install it is not realistic"

"Not realistic" meaning they're never going to install it on XP ? Or "not realistic" as in "we always pretend that nobody ever waits a year for our new releases to be sufficiently debugged"?

What's the situation with Windows 7 (which is still one big security hole with all the stuff you HAVE to run as admin)?

El Reg April Fools 2010

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You're not alone

Personally, I still don't believe that one. Of course, it could be *Microsoft* doing an April Fool's, I suppose.

Apple uncloaks deep details of its 11 iPad apps

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Stop drooling

... you're making me want one.

It does sound nifty. Maybe I should drop a hint to the sales director about equipping our sales managers with them: we use a lot of image-intensive stuff.

Microsoft shows Bottom to Young Ones

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"Not avaiable in your region"

So not only does the site apply the UK-only BBC licence, it adds insult to injury by foisting ads on the hapless viewers.

Looks like it's just the Beeb trying to squeeze extra income out of old shows via "outsourcing". Good luck to them, although I still think they'd sell more DVDs and VOD is they actually allowed furriners to watch at least the trailers (I kid you not, even BBC trailers are restricted viewing).

Men at Work appeal Down Under plagiarism ruling

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Highly trained musical ear?

Well, I definitely had one when the song came out, and I didn't spot any similarity - apart from using the same Western musical conventions.

Maybe they meant a highly trained litigious ear?

MS uses court order to take out Waledac botnet

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@Psymon: Get your facts right

You can get around most of the problems with the old "right-click and run as administrator" ploy which MS don't educate people enough about. I suppose it costs too much money to print a small booklet "Getting started with..." </sarcasm>

So:

Not Mozilla. Once installed you don't need to be admin for it to update

I don't use Google apps. Apple requires the right-click treatment.

Out of your list, only Adobe are sinners, with that bloody awful system for updating Flash. Oh, and add Microsoft, since they require an Administrator account to run Windows Update.

Holy Father turns on to Dad Rock

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"Well known Jehovah's Witness"

There's also at least one gentleman of the Hebrew persuasion in that list as well. Precious few ladies, though.

Tell 'em to come back when they've got a Pontiff that rocks out to Aretha Franklin or Tina Turner. Whatever.

Crusty fireball space mango wrecks US doctor's office

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Unhappy

I am deeply disappointed

...that neither article nor the first post mentioned Bruce Willis or made some weak jokes about a "surgical strike".

Shame on you!

UK jails schizophrenic for refusal to decrypt files

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@JohnG

"Why the fuck did someone not section him FIRST!!!! - not after he has been sent to prison. If he had spent some compulsory time in a psychiatric unit, he would have been given the necessary treatment and, once back to normal, would have probably been quite cooperative and apologetic for missed court appearances, etc"

Watched "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" recently? You must have really liked that nurse...

A few sanity checks:

- At no point is it stated that the guy's mental health problems required permanent incarceration in the horror of a psychiatric unit.

- It is estimated that around 10% of the population have mental health problems that require some sort of treatment, starting with counselling (fairly common) and going all the way up to lithium and other scary stuff (much rarer). Are you going to stick them all in hospital?

- Do you have any idea of what is "normal", in psychological terms? And that "to section" means "to cut into pieces"?

- Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a deranged mind ( (c) T Pratchett)

Cats mix baby 'cry' with purr to score dinner

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Chili powder

> Sprinkle some hot chilli powder around the area

I gather you have yet to meet a cat that likes spicy food. I've had two. They'd just lick the stuff up and carry on regardless.

Incidentally, for all the usual whiners about "trivial" academic projects, why cats purr is one of the great mysteries in animal psychology. And the more we know about animals, the better we also understand ourselves, though why mine occasionally tries to play on the computer (I am NOT making this up) will, I hope, forever remain an enigma.

Did the Vatican suppress hidden 'Galileo Cryptogram'?

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@Bill Fresher

It's something to do with their contracts tying them to their studios for a certain number of years, I think.

New boffinry: North Atlantic could be massive CO2 sink

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@Joe User

Actually, from the point of view of marine-dwelling species, oceans *are* part of the atmosphere. It's just not the one we mammals can breathe.

Well, the idea of sinking obsolete US army equipment (presumably that means most of it, much like all the other armies in this world) sounds a lot more fun that trying to make the phytoplankton eat its damn spinach. I've been trying for years, it's a total washout.

Vulture Central unleashes RegPad™

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Hmmmm... extremely tempting, but...

I'll wait for the Smartphone. You know, the one with a 'Pub' mode that changes your voicemail message to "I'm working late on a really important project right now..."

Moderatrix to gain even more sinister powers

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Re: Problems

Bluegreen> I appreciate it's a bloody drag for our mod to do what she does but I like this system, and she's blocked a couple of unwisely worded posts of mine. Much rather that than have them out in the wild (so, thanks Ms. Bee).

Wot he said. Some of my posts are a bit painkiller-inspired (not, not the same as House's, but evil stuff nonethless) and were rightly consigned to oblivion.

Glasgow unbans Life of Brian

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female nudity? In the 70s???

Oh come off it, I would have thought Graham Chapman's quick flash of his sausage-on-burnt-toast would have been the main reason. One of the film's funniest moments, natch.

Wikipedia kills legendary journalist

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Bugger Wikipedia

They're not worth wasting your time on, I mean they quote *me* as a reference for heaven's sake.

Damn you, El Reg, for not mentioning this guy before. You'd better set up a pressure group to get his collected articles published.

El Reg commentards offered extra iconography

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: what is this one ?

It would appear to be a closeup of a computer keyboard stained with some sort of brown liquid, probably caffeine-based.

Incidentally, the bloke with the horrendous moustache is some Soviet-era Georgian called Dzhugashvili, who used to be cited to psychology students as a probable example of the very rare mental illness of pure paranoia.

Underwear obligatory for Florida city workers

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Hope we'll get a followup

on how many people object to the ruling on the grounds that wearing underwear is against their religion, or produce a medical certificate stating they can't wear tight clothing such as bra and/or knickers.

Personally I reckon dressing in a boring and conventional manner would be worse for the reputation of a sunny place like Florida, but then again it *is* in a state once run by a Bush, so presumably that's something they'd like to cover up.

Boffins: Gigantic crustacean sperm is 'viable strategy'

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"evolutionarily successful reproduction strategy"

So size really *does* matter?

Catholic social club ousts coven of witches

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"a steaming cauldron of witches' brew"

Well, if they're drinking their homebrew before it's finished fermenting, they're asking for trouble. Remember: always rack, filter, and cool with a baboon's blood before bottling.

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