Posts by Ed Jackson

Social media flame wars to be illegal, says top Crown prosecutor

This is why I do all my shitposting through TOR.

Forgive me, father, for I have used an ad-blocker on news websites...

Nope

I just block the nag banner as well.

We bet your firm doesn't stick to half of these 10 top IT admin tips

I don't stick to half of those "Ten Top IT Admin Tips" because half of them have nothing to do with IT.

Want to download free AV software? Don't have a Muslim name

Effective screening process.

Every time I have to download something from Sophos I do so with a name of aergreg rgbbtgvr and email address of [e-mail]. I'm sure nobody on the denied persons list would think of doing that.

AIDS? Ebola? Nah – ELECTRO SMOG is our 'biggest problem', says Noel Edmonds

F**king Magnets...

How do they work?

Viagra found in Chinese 'Kung Fu rice wine'

Re: Taking the "piss" perhaps?

Or perhaps it came from the chem-trail of a low flying aircraft.

Lizard Squad kid bandit who did 50 THOUSAND HACKS dodges cooler stint

Re: Recruitment

I'm sure they've already got plenty of people capable of uploading fallout_4_beta_not_a_trojan_honest_guv.zip.exe to pirate bay.

This whopping 16-bit computer processor is being built by hand, transistor by transistor

But will it run Fallout 4?

Gov.UK begs Google 'n' U.S. tech pals: Forget Ireland, come to Blighty

Why would they care what the tax rate is? They wouldn't pay it anyway,

It's 2015 and default creds can brick SOHO routers

Re: I need to upgrade

Asus RT-AC66U

Government's sh*tty-Wiki sh*ts bed

Hahahahaha

They've taken it down completely and replaced it with an email form.

3 billion have suffered Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody'

If I had a time machine...

If I invented a time machine, sod going back to watch the crucifixion or looking at dinosaurs. I'd go back and find Noddy Holder's father while he was still a boy and irradiate his testicles, just to get rid of that bloody song.

New Doctor Who is 'simply the best'

What did you expect?

It's not like he's going to say "Actually, we made a huge mistake and the new series is going to be a bit shit."

Sky One to resurrect Blake's 7?

Oh God..

...the nerd rage and bacon-grease tears will be worse than the Doctor Who and BSG fans combined.

Tiny, take-apart handset enters the record books

My God..

.. a phone I actually want!

eBay employee 'torpedos' fraud trial

@Neil Weller

Wrong. It's the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Virgin Mary pebble provokes holy online bidding war

Looks more like..

http://pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF61009BC-Weeaboo.jpg to me.