Dear Valued European:
jeremy, et al,
why several of you seem to feel the need to america bash is unclear...it surely has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
for anyone still living under a rock, we here in the states are quite aware that we are having technical difficulties and are working to resolve them. please stay on the line and an american with sense with be right with you---hopefully after November '08.
meanwhile: yes, your beer is superior to ours. but who drinks beer, anyway? soccer fans and college girls, that's who. try our bourbon and you'll want to immigrate.
love,
your cousins
(p.s.--diana was a whore.)