* Posts by Jeroen Braamhaar

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Microsoft rethinks the Windows application platform one more time

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: Remember, Linux led the way on giving away an OS for free

The problem is Microsoft is *NOT* "giving away" Windows 10 -- and having hinted at monetizing the move later and that (plus the "telemetry" and enforced patching regime) has people looking over their shoulder for the inevitable "bend over, pay up or lose your life's work" moment.

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: Learning or just trying a different push??

and 50 billion flies eat shit. Just because there's a lot of them doesn't mean they are right.

We're humans, not sheep - although MS would prefer to think we are, the better to herd us into their fenced and gated pasture, where every blade of dry grass comes with a price tag and tracker.

Microsoft announces Windows 10 Anniversary Update coming this summer

Jeroen Braamhaar
Joke

Re: If only

The biggest and most quuxically important question being to exactly which flavor Linux because VX .. .errr ... WX has proven to be an insidiuous piece of malware from day zero :)

Microsoft throws $$$$s at resellers who snare shiny new cloudy punters

Jeroen Braamhaar
Joke

At least it's not Sprint to the Finnish

...because they already acquired and took apart Nokia ... :D

FBI channels Kafka with new rules on slurping Americans' private data

Jeroen Braamhaar
Big Brother

To sum it up:

"Your civil liberties have been suspended in order to garantuee them - but this decision has been made at a higher classification level than you are authorized for, Citizen. Now bend over."

Data protection: Don't be an emotional knee jerk. When it comes to the law, RTFM

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: ... this will validate EU/US data transfers once more...

"The USA, and any company with a presence in the USA, will be off the friends list for a long time - basically until the US government caves in and changes it's laws in ways it so far shows no interest in doing."

Unfortunately intelligence services have become very good in concealing scope, scale and depth of their activities from oversight - and if anyone believes that this Safe Harbor Mk2 will change anything to limit that, they are very much deceiving themselves.

It's not just laws that need changing ....

US Dept of Defense to shift 4 million devices onto Windows 10

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

Who needs enemies ...

... when you got Microsoft offering you a free OS update.

Internet of Things 'smart' devices are dumb by design

Jeroen Braamhaar

I propose the "Internet of Things" acronym be prefaced with the acronym for "Infinitely Dumb" or any other similarly lettered term signifying its uncanny ability to provide solutions for nonexistent problems whilst providing a raft of problems in dire need of solutions.

Just to inform people so they can see it for what it is before they jump on the "you really don't need this but you want it anyway" hype bandwagon.

Bigger than Safe Harbor: Microsoft prez vows to take down US gov in data protection lawsuit

Jeroen Braamhaar

Erhm .....

This from a company that actively slurps user data without explanation, pushes "upgrades" people didn't ask for or want, and proactively works with 'hardware partners' to eliminate competition or people using previous versions.

Yeah right.

Microsoft Office 365, Azure portals offline for many users in Europe

Jeroen Braamhaar

Cloud: never knowing where your outage is, who's responsible for it, or when it gets fixed.

:D

Connected smart cars are easily trackable, warns infosec bod

Jeroen Braamhaar

"Fortunately Petit and his fellow researchers have come up with software and hardware countermeasures"

I got a better one - get a (real) car without all the electronic idiocy you really don't need to unlearn how to drive/park/pay attention to traffic, put your mobile in the Faraday cage (or dashboard glove box, probably practically same thing if you got a proper metal car) and you're good to go.

Mine's the one with the naturally aspirated V8 and "wheeled IoT device" crushing bumper.

The Shock of the New: The Register redesign update 4

Jeroen Braamhaar

THANK YOU SO MUCH for changing the color of the 'read' links to red from the "did I read that or did I not" off-blackish grey from before!

Keep up the good work !!

Hey Brit taxpayers. You just spent £4m on Central London ‘innovation playground’

Jeroen Braamhaar

Why do I think a better investment is another kind of catapult ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9seapca1Vh0

hmm .... fling digital innovators with daft ideas over a grassy field instead of having them burbly pointlessly or gaze out of windows like some overpaid politico ...

AMD unveils 'single purpose' graphics card for PC gamers and NO ONE else

Jeroen Braamhaar

Let's see some specs and a serious shakedown test first before proclaiming all kinds of hype on this card.

Boffins: Antarctic glacier in irreversible decline, will raise sea levels by 1cm

Jeroen Braamhaar
FAIL

Uhm.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/03/antarctic_ice_shelf_melt_lowest_ever_recorded_just_not_much_affected_by_global_warming/

Somehow I think scientistivism by press release in a some greenie hype "science" mag is wrong.

Foo on the Register.

Remember when SimCity ABSOLUTELY HAD to be online? Not any more – fancy that!

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

Good they took the first step in making it a game that's worth installing and playing.

Next step to make it really worthwhile is to defenestrate the link to that turd Origin and it might actually be a serviceable release.

Apple's top bean counter: New spaceship HQ won't emit 'one atom of carbon'

Jeroen Braamhaar

"not one atom of carbon"

this means:

- no concrete

- no bricks

- no steel

are they going to organically grow it then ?

I call hogwash.

SkyDrive on par with C: Drive in Windows 8.1

Jeroen Braamhaar
Black Helicopters

Re: ?

The NSA probably called that they had issues with reading Windows users data.

Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo: The big three slug it out at E3

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

Re: Meh

If the future is a Steambox I will cease to be a gamer.

Microsoft reveals Xbox One, the console that can read your heartbeat

Jeroen Braamhaar
Holmes

Re: XBox One vs PS4

The argument that better specs mean a better experience has been beaten to death and then some.

It depends on the internal architecture as much as the individual component specs.

You can have the fastest processor, memory and GPU - but if you have a bottleneck bus to connect them all, it's like hitting the gas and brake on your car - it makes a lot of smoke and noise, but you're not going anywhere.

Let's wait and see when both consoles are side by side and then make an honest comparison.

Space dogs and Dragons: A brief history of reentry tech

Jeroen Braamhaar
Facepalm

Missing

Shame the VentureStar SSTO project has been forgotten in the lineup of "things tried"

Monitor-makers ponder Android-powered touch screens

Jeroen Braamhaar
Holmes

I'll bite - moniblet!

Google tool lets you share data from BEYOND the GRAVE

Jeroen Braamhaar
Thumb Up

Easy - Google Tombstone.

Amazon yanks SimCity download from store

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

Maxis producer has posted a fairly profuse and teary-eyed apology for the mess.

And what compensation/remedy is being offered ?

A fix to remove online requirement ? No.

A fix to relieve people from the horrid system ? No.

More server capacity and a 'game voucher' on March 18.

Like I want another Origin-infected/only piece of crap preselected for me by EA.

Jeroen Braamhaar
Meh

Re: Order cancelled

Well I've just dusted off the deliciously enjoyable Simcity Societies -- sure it's not the real Simcity experience ... but enjoyable and close enough to at least make me (temporarily) forget the pain.

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

Just tried to play

All I wanted was a quick game to get at least a feel for it.

- First having to click away 2 completely useless Origin screens that popped up

- Having to wait for the game to very. slowly. check. for. updates. and. authenticate. itself.

- All region servers except Oceanic 1: Busy

- Login wait time on Oceanic 1: 20 minutes

- No option to play game otherwise

I want a licensed BOFH toolkit and a site visit to EA.

Jeroen Braamhaar
Unhappy

Re: Disappointed

It's not the studio that makes this decision but the publisher, who wants to have their cake and eat it, as well.

Foolish me, if I'd taken 5 seconds to read the packaging before I plunked down my money I'd have cancelled my reservation .. (yes I fell for it too)

Mighty quake shook ENTIRE PLANET, broke tectonic plate

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

Anthropogenic Global Warming to be blamed in 10 ...9 ... 8 ...

Agriboffins' site downed by DDoS after GM protest

Jeroen Braamhaar
Joke

Re: Lets take a good long look here

I don't have a problem with God. It's just his fanclub I can't stand.

Jeroen Braamhaar
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For more insight:

http://rogerpielkejr.blogspot.com/2012/05/uk-gm-wheat-war-not-really-about.html

Microsoft makes carbon neutrality pledge

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

I'm already carbon neutral - I think it's a waste of time to deal with it!

Seriously, "carbon neutral" or "green" or whatever is the new Medieval Leniencies/Indulgences you bought from the Church to be able to live your life ...

Apple drops 'thermonuclear' patent bombshell

Jeroen Braamhaar
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I call April Fools. Ingeniously worded though!

Vote now for the WORST movie EVER

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

Can I please have a button to vote for "all of the above" ?

Man surfs slopes at night in LED suit

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STR...

A veritable L.E.D. Storm ....

Cops target climate-sceptic bloggers in three countries

Jeroen Braamhaar
Alert

Small correction

The notice was not served to Donna Laframboise's blog (nofrakkingconsensus) but to Jeff Id's (noconsensus)

Flasher macs popular among data centre nerds

Jeroen Braamhaar
Happy

Do they have Windows drivers for this ? ;-)

Game graphics could be 100,000 times better

Jeroen Braamhaar
Flame

I really don't care ...

Because the unrelenting focus on graphics has turned games into barely interactive movies - and anything that has kept a semblance of playability is usually either a badly botched clone, franchise game or a boring sequel of another equally boring game.

For bog's sakes, spend some money on proper gamedesign, innovation and playability.

If I want awesome graphics with superlative detail I'll go to a frakking cinema for the latest 3DCGI droolfest -- games I want to PLAY.

Japanese nuke meltdown may be underway

Jeroen Braamhaar
Stop

For a better view and some insights ...

Go here:

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/03/11/nuclear-meltdown-race-to-save-reactors-in-japan/

And go through the comments. There's a fair bunch of nuke engineers adding their couple of cents explaining what's REALLY going on there.

Sun spews out massive solar flare

Jeroen Braamhaar
Alien

More info

More (technical) information and pretty pictures:

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/02/14/sunspot-group-1158-produces-and-x-class-solar-flare/

Lenovo slims down for All-in-One PC

Jeroen Braamhaar
FAIL

So basically

these combine all the disadvantages of a laptop with all the disadvantages of a desktop ?

Microsoft arranges 'safe' Silverlight and HTML marriage

Jeroen Braamhaar
FAIL

They really don't learn ...

"On Thursday, the company announced the next version of its browser-based media player will feature a new class of trusted applications that let you run authorized HTML apps in the browser"

And who is in charge of this 'trust' ?

How secure is it ?

Is it turned on by default ?

Will it work properly in/with browsers NOT called "Internet Explorer" ?

Sigh ....

I imagine the blackhatters are throwing a party in Microsoft's honor right now.

Apple throws a wobbly over Steve Jobs dolly

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I suggest ...

... a line of Reg Hack dolls, suitably mounted on a Vulture logo :P

And Jobs need to get a grip on reality (again), he's been using his reality-distortion field a bit too much lately ...

Spy app firm charges £1.86 to remove its software

Jeroen Braamhaar
Coat

I couldn't help but think of ...

... Marvin the Paranoid Android ...

Mine's the one with the Nokia in the pocket ..

'Hippy' energy kingpin's electric Noddy-car in epic FAIL

Jeroen Braamhaar
Flame

Actually...

part of this problem has been solved. There is a common standard plug/cable standard for electric cars -- the name escapes me but I seem to remember it as "Europlug" -- of course, standards being standards, don't expect anyone to conform to it but introduce their own "superior" standard.

Aside from that, general use electric cars don't remove emissions, they just relocate them from the street to wherever the nearest coal/gas/oil power plant is; and as you correctly identified, it'll take a lot of investment to build the required electrical infrastructure to support home charging for electric cars, provided there's another massive lapse of common sense (otherwise known as "green legislation" or "environmental targets" or equivalent) that somehow makes them more attractive to the general consumer.

Meh.

Hefty physicist: Global warming is 'pseudoscientific fraud'

Jeroen Braamhaar
Black Helicopters

I think ...

... he shared more info than you give him credit for -- chiefly, openly stating the motives behind what should be an important field of science, but which in his eyes (and I find myself agreeing) is just one giant scam, which *we* get presented the bill for in taxes, restrictive rules, and impossible project with a *far* greater impact and cost than doing the research properly, not to mention the -damage- these ill-advised schemes may end up doing because they're based more on wishful thinking than fact.

Black Helicopter, surely the AGW Commandos will come to fetch me for the crime of skepticism this time ... ;-)

vBulletin sues ex-devs over 'from scratch' competitor

Jeroen Braamhaar
Grenade

I smell ...

*sniffs*

Can it be ?

*sniffs again*

Is it ?

Is it .. really ?

No, it can't be ...

*sniffs once more*

But that scent, it's so unmistakable ... a mixture of doubt, fear and uncertainty, emanating from the headquarters of a largely unchallenged company about to get some competition ...

....YES, IT IS!

I LOVE the smell of FUD in the morning!

IB, please catch - but I'm keeping the pin ...

BOFH: Die, Robot

Jeroen Braamhaar
Thumb Up

once more

... you guys almost owe me ANOTHER new keyboard.

Fortunately, I ran out of my coffee before I got to the end.

Now where's my 360-degree coffee-serving robot for a refill ?

Intel smarties rain on the clouds

Jeroen Braamhaar
Thumb Up

Excellent!

I applaud those fellows that they came forward with their concerns. Privacy/security get glossed over in the consumer world too often for convenience (or profit -- hello Mr Schmidt and your Oogly-Googly minions) and it's good someone does a reality/sanity check!!

I approve much of this article, and well done to them fellows (and to El Reg for posting it!)

Brits trump Ruskies with flying horse

Jeroen Braamhaar
Coffee/keyboard

New keyboard please!

"the RAF was on hand to airlift the ailing equine to safety, in the process demonstrating that while any idiot can hitch a donkey to a parasail, it takes proper class to pull off a flying horse."

This quote made my otherwise dreary, boring day :)

But ... it is one more reminder why one never should quaff beverages or consume food when reading the Register. C|N>K damn near happened.

The Register comment guidelines 2010

Jeroen Braamhaar
Pint

Refreshingly!

A set of site usage guidelines that favors people use their common human sense over all sorts of silly legislation.

In this day and age such a display of using one's brains instead of thumping on a book/referring to whatever the "offense du jour" is has to be applauded.

Beer icon, the good folks at El Reg deserves a round.

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