The Register Home Page

* Posts by Jeroen Braamhaar

216 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Oct 2007

Page:

Bing Wallpaper app opens Harry Potter's chamber of ads

Jeroen Braamhaar
WTF?

First question ...

...why the fuck do you need a Bing App for your fscking wallpaper ?

Can we please shift to another timeline, this one is clearly broken ....

Anthropic, now atop the AI bubble, files for its IPO

Jeroen Braamhaar
Black Helicopters

Let that bubble burst!

I realize this isn't going to be a very popular post; downvote if you want but please hear me out. I'm in neither the "burn it now" nor "machine salvation" camp, nor do I want to 'convert' people ...I just would like people to understand and have a discussion instead of a sermon.

Let'em burn. To the ground. All of them.

Maybe we can sift through their ashes and find some specific applications where it will be useful. I don't think it'll go away entirely, I can certainly see places wher it would be useful ... on a much smaller, more limited scale - once wiser and cooler heads get together and find a way forward that doesn't run roughshod over society. We really need to find a wayu out of the data issue before either governments or other corporations get involved, because that's not going to end well for ANYONE.

While I think the tech overall is interesting, the hype slicksters, marketing bloviators and insufficiently sceptical commentators have blown it up way past anything feasible with current knowledge and computing ability.

At the core it's not "intelligence" but (pretty brute force) pattern matching ... and despite looking/feeling intelligent it's _not_, and it's not that terribly hard to hit edge cases or run headfirst into training data limits. And unlike humans, these systems cannot assume, invent or pull disparate associations together very well. (There is research underway to try to solve this, but it's still pretty early)

The term for it is "solution space" (How much room, and whether or not a model can 'solve' a given input for the data is has available) and it can be surprisingly small. Of course you can compensate for that by throwing more data and compute at it - which is exactly the solution now, but that stops being feasible fairly quickly.

The best example I can give of this:

Invent a mythical creature. If you go to an artist,-even a novice one- you can describe it and from that description, the artist can infer what it is you want and render it into a drawing.

But a model can't do that. You can prompt it, you can decompose it into pieces and features, but if it has no associated "knowledge cluster" that covers those concepts, you'll get nothing - or at best some kind of chimeric nonsense instead. More powerful models might do a slightly better job of it, but still run into the same problem.

Also casual fact: democratization is already well underway. A lot of models can be run on consumer grade hardware already, and perform pretty well within that environment.

LLM's might find a place as specific knowledge field query systems .. once you accept its limitations and you learn to shape questions, it's a good way to learn or synthesize/gain knowledge.

Text to image/image to image has a lot of potential as well -- for novice artists as a structural aid (via ControlNet), for experienced people as infill or emergent decoration.

Disclaimer: Yes I've worked with both .. and come to realize very quickly both are powerful tools - and all powerful tools carry an abuse risk, especially when they have such a low barrier to entry - but what's struck me the most is how little literacy there is surrounding all of it. A lot of what I read is almost caricaturial; and a lot of possibility assumptions are either on or beyond the edge of capability.

I apologize for a bit of a rambly post, I originally was just going to say one thing then realized I had to James Burke Connections style provide better context for people.;-)

Take care all,

Chrome silently installs a 4 GB local LLM on your computer

Jeroen Braamhaar
Pirate

The ultimate comeuppance ....

... would be the grassroots AI community managing to jailbreak the model and enabling it to run entirely divorced and isolated from Google itself. Even better if they figured out how to (re)train it or interface it with other (existing) data. At that point, there's a wonderful poetic justice in Google trying to make people more dependent ... and giving people more independence instead.

PrismML debuts energy-sipping 1-bit LLM in bid to free AI from the cloud

Jeroen Braamhaar
Thumb Up

Re: everyone wins when slop machines get cheaper

You can draw the parallels to manufacturing:

Early manufacturing had huge machines with low efficiency and limited usability.

Over time, machines got better, more versatile .. and then then CNC revolution happened.

Right now you can already get CNC machines at the home level now (micro mill/lathe), to say nothing of how 3d printing has revolutionized DIY.

It's likely that eventually this will happen to LLM's as well.

Will it be a better world ? I have no clue. I can't (and won't) judge -- but it'll be interesting to watch.

Want more ads on your web pages? Try the AdBoost extension

Jeroen Braamhaar
Coat

Re: Sounds like a minor chuckle at best

you does not "use" Chrome -- you are condemned to it; just like Internet Explorer.

I'll see myself out now. ;-)

Open source's new mission: Rebuild a continent's tech stack

Jeroen Braamhaar

Obviously ....

nobody remembers Munich's flirt with Linux ?

Windows 11 update breaks localhost, prompting mass uninstall workaround

Jeroen Braamhaar
Holmes

Does/did Microsoft ever get past that point ?

Commodore Amiga turns 40, headlines UK exhibition

Jeroen Braamhaar

Still got my A4000/030 ... and an A1200 and an A500. Not booted up in years, but not forgotten!

If you're forced to use Windows 11, here's how to steal some of your time back

Jeroen Braamhaar

I reluctantly migrated this week. Not because I wanted to, but to at least do it on my time and terms rather than to find out I have to rush through anything.

To keep W11 livable I used:

- Win11Debloat (get rid of all the crapware)

https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat

- ExplorerPatcher (fixes the taskbar so you can actually move it to where you want, rather than where M$ tell you to)

https://github.com/valinet/ExplorerPatcher/

Do I want to move to Linux ? Yes, but I just lack the smarts and the will at the moment. Forgive me, I am weak.

WinAmp's woes will pass, but its wonders will be here forever

Jeroen Braamhaar
Pint

Oddly perhaps ...

... but I still am using WinAMP as my media player of choice. Classic skins somehow broke earlier this year from one day to the next (playlist window stopped opening), but the modern skin packages still function fine.

I've tried some of the modern fork/offshoots but none of them managed to capture the ease of use or the convenience of the original - so here's a toast to WinAMP.

Cheers mate, carry on and stay llama ass whoopin' awesome

Microsoft closes Windows 11 upgrade loophole in latest Insider build

Jeroen Braamhaar
Holmes

Re: Surely the answer should be simple.......

Because if you thought Microsoft is thirsty for your data, then you haven't quite understood just how ravenous Google is for it ...

Supreme Court won't stop Biden leaning on social media giants to tackle disinfo

Jeroen Braamhaar
Holmes

Just as America and their allies (and a whole lot of special interest groups) are leveraging the same [social] media to inflame hatred of those "enemies" (or create entirely new enemies), relying on the average social media user being too stupid/lazy to think for themselves, blindly believe what they're being told and launch 'mostly peaceful protests/occupations' "for [insert cause here] justice" among other things ?

Now that I have your attention with that little snark (for which I'm only a little bit sorry) I feel the the need to point this out:

It's a VERY slippery slope between disinformation and dissent, and the dumber you keep/make people, the further you can shift that line without anyone realizing.

Do you want to fight disinfo/misinfo ? Give people perspective and encourage/teach them to critically think FOR THEMSELVES.

Don't try to 'control the narrative' and bombard people with the one side you prefer and exhort people to 'trust the experts' while discrediting/removing the other side.

And that requires access to information on ALL sides of ANY argument; political, economical, scientific, religious, societal, ideological - you name it.

I don't think anyone realize this is still censorship, albeit in a very alluring guise for a noble (corrupted) cause, and effectively, doing this means "the West" has ALREADY lost, emplyojng the same tactics we criticize the nations we call 'enemies' for.

I was going to post this anonymously, knowing it's a pretty spicy/contrarian post most will probably downvote to hell.

But please, before you do: think -for yourself- on what I've said and what it implies.

I have, and that's why I'm posting this under my own name.

Apple confirms iPadOS will fall under its Alternative Business Terms in the EU

Jeroen Braamhaar
Big Brother

Re: Working != Updates

If you have secrets to keep, I'd recommend not using either because you have one heck of a security hole every time your device phones home for an OS/app update.

DEF CON is canceled! No, really this time – but the show will go on

Jeroen Braamhaar
Boffin

Re: Ugh, Vegas

If you don't want to get ripped off in Vegas, study math.

Right to repair advocates have a new opponent: Scientologists

Jeroen Braamhaar
Go

Re: This thing measures your *soul*?

"We need a machine that measures irony - but the scale would have to go to 11 ;)"

It would be stuck at over 9000.

EU antitrust team closer to full-blown Microsoft probe, say sources

Jeroen Braamhaar

classic case of tail wagging dog

Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget

Jeroen Braamhaar
Pint

Sir: this icon is for you, bloody brilliant!

What if someone mixed The Sims with ChatGPT bots? It would look like this

Jeroen Braamhaar
Big Brother

I can't let you do that, Dave.

Unlucky for some: Meta chops 13% of global workforce

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

Re: Zuck and metaverse

The old investment disclaimer comes to mind:

"Past results are no garantuee for the future"

Luxury smartphone brand returns with $41,500 device

Jeroen Braamhaar
Coat

Fools, money, parted.

PT Barnum still hasn't been disproven.

The perfect crime – undone by the perfect email backups

Jeroen Braamhaar
Pint

Re: ahem...

Two kinds of people:

those that manage what they do not (want to) understand

those that understand what they don't manage

sometimes supplemented by the third kind:

those that don't manage what they don't understand (but collect big consultancy fees for)

Big Tech revenues under threat from EU law proposals

Jeroen Braamhaar

Not to mention being able to drag out paying up for fines (and compliance with regulations) for years -- all the while browbeating both public and politicians into abandoning the rules.

Deere & Co won't give out software and data needed for repairs, watchdog told

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: Goods vs Services

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b454Q_FvQ2c

Facebook may soon reveal new name – we're sure Reg readers will be more creative than Zuck's marketroids

Jeroen Braamhaar
Big Brother

Omni Consumer Products

obivously ....

Things that are not PogChamp: Amazon's Twitch has its source code, streamer payout data leaked

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: House of cards...

Rather someone pull out the joker card (Google) first.

Windows 11 in detail: Incremental upgrade spoilt by onerous system requirements and usability mis-steps

Jeroen Braamhaar

Are those two mutually exclusive then ?

Latest Windows 11 Preview a well-rounded update – literally

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: Needs a better name

It would have to be of at least dogfood quality then.

Evidence not found.

IBM, Red Hat face copyright, antitrust lawsuit from SCO Group successor Xinuos

Jeroen Braamhaar

Ah shit ...

... here we go again.

Break out the popcorn.

Robots that take out your garbage? Oh What A Feeling, says Toyota as it opens its very own smart city

Jeroen Braamhaar
Big Brother

I bet the way citizens will greet each other will be ...

"Hello citizen, be well!"

Beagleboard peeps tease dual-core 64-bit RISC-V computer with GPU, AI acceleration, more for $119

Jeroen Braamhaar
Joke

but ....

...will it run Crysis ?

'I'm telling you, I haven't got an iPad!' – Sent from my iPad

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: Which is why I always turn off email sigs...

I'm fine with sig blocks .... so long as they keep it to the McQuary limit.

Trello! It is me... you locked the door? User warns of single sign-on risk after barring self from own account

Jeroen Braamhaar
Black Helicopters

CLOUD

Complete

Loss

Of

Uncontrollable

Data

Microsoft picks a side, aims to make the business 'carbon-negative' by 2030

Jeroen Braamhaar
Black Helicopters

It's nice they plan to be emissions-negative of a beneficial addition to our atmosphere.

Perhaps then it'll be clear what damage they're doing ...

I have no mouth and I must scream: You can add audio to wobbles in latest Windows 10 patch

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: Windows 10 audio _never_ works properly

Nono, Redmond IS consistent - they still reliably fuck up.

The April 2018 Update is so 1803, snort Windows 10 faithful as more settle down in 1903 town

Jeroen Braamhaar

I wouldn't trust windows10 to run on my doormat, not even letting it near anything secondary OS or better.

Jeroen Braamhaar
Big Brother

Consistency IS a thing in the world of the Microsoft team.

They're still consistently fucking up.

Don't press the red b-... Windows Insiders' rings hit by surprise Microsoft emission

Jeroen Braamhaar

no, it'd have to be full of bullshit, and not even Microsoft can approach Augean levels of that.

Even though they do try.

Jeroen Braamhaar
Big Brother

I think holding off on Win10 until it's stable and properly tested was a stellar choice.

Furious Apple revokes Facebook's enty app cert after Zuck's crew abused it to slurp private data

Jeroen Braamhaar
Pint

I'll help Facebook do better!

... bulk erasing one of their servers at a time.

Total Inability To Support User Phones: O2 fries, burning data for 32 million Brits

Jeroen Braamhaar

Related ?

In Japan, SoftBank's mobile network also went down for 4 hours .... allegedly due to Ericcson sfotware going titsup as well ...

(Caught this on NHK World news)

LastPass? More like lost pass. Or where the fsck has it gone pass. Five-hour outage drives netizens bonkers

Jeroen Braamhaar
Black Helicopters

Moral of the story:

Put nothing in "the cloud"

- that you don't have a certified, current and regularly checked, usable and updated (local) backup of.

- that is too important to lose (for whatever reason)

- that you must have access to at critical moments.

Completely

Lost

Our

Unmissable

Data

;-)

Google vows to take claims of sexual assault, harassment seriously, just like privacy

Jeroen Braamhaar
Holmes

If Google takes this as serious as they do privacy, I expect many more enraged protests lamenting the problem for a long time to come.

UK.gov to roll out voter ID trials in 2019 local elections

Jeroen Braamhaar

Erhm ... here in the Netherlands it's been commons for as long as I can remember you have to bring proof of ID (driving licence, passport or ID card) in order to be able to vote ...

Quaint British.

Some of you really don't want Windows 10's April 2018 update on your rigs

Jeroen Braamhaar
Black Helicopters

Re: Why so traumatic?

Because MS insists on shoveling features they haven't fully tested (if at all) at their hapless victims (otherwise known as "users") in a desperate bid to prove their OS is ready for primetime.

And rather than STOP and fix the mess they made last update (or any of the previous ones), they happily/blissfully move on to the new flavor of the day insisting that this time, they'll get it right!

They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results ... making the institutional mental health of the Microsoft edifice questionable at best, mythical at worst. Take your pick.

Skype Classic headed for the chopping block on September 1

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: People still use Skype?

Nope not me anymore ... Discord pretty much does everything Skype did for me (and more) -- but with less ads and more convenience.

Forking hell. It's summer, and Windows 10 is already thinking about autumn

Jeroen Braamhaar

That implies there are stable, non-beta builds of Windows10.

Found in the same category as hen's teeth, unicorn farts and honest politicians.

Sysadmin cracked military PC’s security by reading the manual

Jeroen Braamhaar

Re: Only cracking I have done is

"Locks exist to keep honest people honest" - some wise person whose name I forgot.

Have I been paid, Sage? Cloudy wage service locks out users

Jeroen Braamhaar
Mushroom

Cloud:

Complete

Loss

Of

Uncontrollable

Data

Um, excuse me. Do you have clearance to patch that MRI scanner?

Jeroen Braamhaar

obvious solution ...

... don't connect your damn hospital's internal system to the damn internet!

How to stealthily poison neural network chips in the supply chain

Jeroen Braamhaar
Coat

Not a new problem ....

So this is just like the infamous "Clipper Chip" brouhaha except it's done on the sly ?

Page: