* Posts by Flocke Kroes

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View from a Reg reader: My take on the Basic Income

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Re: AMBxx

Try reading the title. Reg titles can be humorous, misleading and clickbaity, but this time there is no excuse. The title was clear, accurate and succinct. With a little practice you can decode even the more cryptic titles, recognise that the article/advert will be of no interest to you, turn on your television set and watch something more boring instead. The great thing about watching television is if you do not like it, instead of turning off the television you can write an angry letter to the BBC, which could be read out and ignored by commentards busy reading comments with less pointless noise.

Elon Musk wants to get into the boring business, literally

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If he finds Tracy Island ...

... problem solved.

… in a loop. Cisco warns Nexus 3000 upgrade could get you stuck ...

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MD5 is error detection, not the fault

The fault is incorrect assumptions about geometry. Back in the stone age, hard disks did not know the number of tracks per disk, heads per drive or sectors per track. This information was stored in a tiny battery backed ram in the _computer_. There was a copy on the disk that might have the right values, but could not be accessed until the BIOS knew the geometry.

Before bolting in your new disk, you had to copy the geometry onto a post-it note so you could select the correct menu item in the BIOS. Eventually new hard disks appeared that did not match any of the available menu items. Later, disks had more than 1023 cylinders or more than 63 sectors per track, but no worries. All you had to do was lie about the number of heads (up to 255) and a chip in the disk would decrypt the lies to handle disks up to 8GB. As disks got bigger the lies became more and more contrived and incompatible.

I would like to think that now 8GB is becoming the minimum size for a µSDHC card, we should be shaking out the final geometry related bugs. The pessimist in me says that geometry will still be causing problems in 2038.

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Re: IF X .assign. 20

Learn to read code. If you ever hear 'equal', you have got it wrong. Practise saying 'assign' and 'compare' instead.

'I told him to cut it out' – Obama is convinced Putin's hackers swung the election for Trump

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Re: Let me get this alt right

Because some people, including commentards believe what they read in Wikileaks, instead of the author of the source material miss-attributed to Blumenthal in an email modified after it was hacked from Podesta.

US Supreme Court to hear case that may ruin Lone Star patent trolls

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Extra cases are great business

The judges cousin owns the hotel were the lawyers are staying. A juror's brother runs the cafe were the lawyers have lunch. In a sparsely populated district, patent litigation related business could account for the majority of the income.

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Re: Number6

Patents must be obvious. The easiest way to avoid prior art is to include something so obvious that it would never be explained in a technical journal. Journals do not publish articles on topics so elementary that anyone with the faintest interest in the subject would already know because that would be a boring waste of advert space. Patent examiners recognise this trick at once and approve the patent immediately because the rules define non-obvious as "not published in a journal". Also, if your patent really is non-obvious then there is no-one infringing it for you to sue.

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Re: Why we need the patent system

Let's pretend you are an engineer and you have a new car engine design.

Clearly the first thing to do is get a job to live on while you spend years getting your patent through the system. Finally, your patent is approved, are you shop around for a manufacturer. You get sent packing by all of them, but Faultswagon starts selling an engine copied from your design. Off you go East Texas, and your patent lawyers ask for money. You sell your house, then the wife and children but it is still not enough to feed the lawyers. You are then offered a deal from General Monsters: They will take charge of the law suit, pay for it and you will get 10% royalties. After you sign in blood Faultswagon and General Monsters agree a cross licensing deal. No money changes hands and you get 10% of nothing.

Last decade, properly defending a patent cost at least $10M. If you want to win that way, do not bother doing any R&D. Just patent jibberish and send out infringement complaints to random small businesses. Some will settle, and use that cash to annoy bigger and bigger fish until you can afford sue Microsoft. Microsoft will 'settle' on the condition that you use the money to sue Google.

Microsoft quietly emits patch to undo its earlier patch that broke Windows 10 networking

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Re: Emergency boot partition

Clueless newby (to any Windows after 98) question: What if my new Windows VM tries to get an IP address via DHCP?

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Re: Wake-up call

How many wake up calls were there?

Mine was:

Install Linux, copy /home from old disk, copy a few config files backups from /home/backup to /. New Linux machine complete with a tested recovery procedure in under an hour. Never needed to do a full restore.

Install Windows 95. [Install driver, reboot]x5. Do not install two drivers in a row without rebooting. Failure to comply will require re-installing Windows 95. With practice, I got this down to 11 hours + time required to install software (just games, I did not trust Windows with valuable data).

A more modern example would be Microsoft repeatedly screaming that the value of Windows 10 to users was £0. They phrased that statement as: "Do not click the x to avoid a secret upregrade to 10 when you are not watching."

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Re: Alternatives to skype

If the requirement is VoIP, then get something reliable. Ekiga runs on a Pi.

Linus Torvalds releases 'biggest ever' Linux 4.9, then saves Christmas

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Re: What's wrong with a CLI?

Although PHB's from the 80's could do something constructive with the command line, it is too terrifying for the determinedly technically illiterate to contemplate. A small number of monkeys clicking at random on the options presented by a GUI can occasionally achieve something by chance. Using a CLI requires thinking, reading and understanding: skills totally out of the reach of a pure GUI monkey. A GUI monkey has to take the CLI away from his colleagues or his limitations and low productivity will be obvious by comparison. There are some tasks that are well suited to a GUI, but would be time consuming and unpleasant using only a CLI.

Techies learn to use a variety of GUI and CLI tools, and pick the most appropriate for the task. A technically illiterate GUI monkey is too busy suffering the death of a thousand mouse clicks to learn anything new.

Getting started with the command line. Start a terminal emulator and:

1) Type "man 1 less" and find the key that exits from less.

2) Type "man 1 man" and find the option for searching for a key word.

3) Type "info info".

man pages give details of the operation of specific commands. info pages give more background information useful for selecting the right command.

Governments 'one step behind' tech firms in tracking tax – Meg Hillier

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Re: yes its legal but...

So much to half agree with ...

Not just legal, but a requirement - to maximise profits for my pension fund their shareholders. I have confidence that if our government finds a way to get an extra few billion out of Apple then they will find projects to waste it on and need higher person taxes to organise that wastage.

Yes Apple should pay the same taxes as a UK based company. We have about 17,000 pages of tax laws in the UK. That should be enough for every UK company to avoid paying any tax at all, just like Apple.

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Re: find users who cut cat tail

Yes, the rest is utter nonsense. I clearly did not take Poe's law into account. By not smoking, you avoid paying tobacco products duty, just as by riding a bike to the chip shop instead of driving I avoid petrol tax. Fishing (in fresh water with a rod and line) requires a license that costs money, so it is only a tax avoidance activity to the extent that it is cheaper than some other hobbies.

Thank you for mentioning $DEITY. The Church of England has a turnover of about £1billion/year, but is tax exempt. Christianity is covered in fishing analogies, but I bet they do not have a rod license. Lock them up!

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Oh no! They are obeying the law!

Tax avoidance is legal. (Tax evasion is illegal). If we are going to hunt people down for tax avoidance, perhaps we should start with the non-smokers who avoid tobacco tax. Round'em up and pump them full of nicotine until they are addicted. Next up: the tea totallers followed by the people who do not buy lottery tickets. Believe it or not, some people are avoiding VAT by buying food, which is zero rated. Starve the bastards!

Russian hackers got Trump elected? Yeah, let's take a close look at that, says Obama

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As a leftist loon ...

Only a leftish loon would say the election was rigged - and I have proof: Trump did not win by a landslide.

Brexflation hits Lenovo's Phab2

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How far back does Brexploitation go?

I remember people whining that the exchange rate was £=$ for tech goods 30 years ago. Back then I just imported stuff from Germany. With a bit of care, you could get a UK keyboard layout and en-US BIOS error messages with a non-ripoff exchange rate. I thought stuff was more expensive in the UK because most Brits were too lazy to find a good deal. Perhaps I was completely wrong and it was Brexploitation 30 years ago too.

Oi, you, no flirting, no touching in the back of our rides, sniffs Uber

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Happy Hogswatch.

HBO slaps takedown demand on 13-year-old girl's painting because it used 'Winter is coming'

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Re: Start of Winter

If you had bothered to implement RFC1149 they would have told you about the start of winter. Season 6, Episode 10, about half way through:

Sansa Stark: "A raven came from the citadel. A white raven. Winter is here."

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You know nothing HBO.

Qualcomm, Microsoft plot ARM Snapdragon-powered Windows 10 PCs, tablets, phones

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Re: x86 emulation on ARM

QEMU runs fine on a Raspberry Pi. Legacy software was intended for machines far slower than we have now, so will be perfectly acceptable running via emulation on a fast ARM.

I am sure Microsoft are not going in this direction out of choice. Intel cannot compete on price with Intel. They can just about make a low power chip, but if they sold it at a competitive price it would use fab time that could more profitably be spent on high margin server chips. This excludes Microsoft from the low end of the market until competition from ARM server chips reduces Intel's margins to the point where they can make phone chips. That is going to be a long wait with plenty of risk while children are learning that a Pi is sufficient for office software at 20% the price, no noisy fan and enough extra desk space for a toaster and a kettle.

New British flying robot killer death machines renamed 'Protector'

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Why not give them individual friendly names?

They could start with: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf and Olive.

Take that, creationists: Boffins witness birth of new species in the lab

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What is a created kind?

Central to creationalism is the idea that a deity created certain kinds of animal. There can be no new kinds, and although selective breeding can cause variations in a kind, it is not possible for one kind to diverge into multiple kinds.

Where is the list of kinds?

PC sales outlook improves: Now terrifying instead of catastrophic

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OK: IDC pressed 4 when they meant 5

If you put five years into the CAGR formula, you get -0.64%, not the quoted -0.8% - which is what you get for 4 years.

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Who cannot subtract?

The table has a column for "5-Year CAGR". Last time I checked, 2020-2016 was four years, and this matches the -0.8% figure in the last row.

[(250/258.2)^(1/(2020-2016))-1]*100=-0.8%

UK cops spot webcam 'sextortion' plots: How vics can hit stop

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Quote from the video

"Because they are in a different country they feel they are out of reach. But I have to say that isn't the case."

I am curious. How many foreign sextortionists have been convicted targeting for UK citizens?

Red Bull does NOT give you wings, $13.5m lawsuit says so

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Re: "Truth in Political Campaign Advertising"

On the other hand, wouldn't you be happy to let a politician off without punishment in return for abandoning some of their campaign threats?

Passengers ride free on SF Muni subway after ransomware infects network, demands $73k

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Re: Woot - Free Travel Indeed

If they opened the gate and left out a bucket for donations then I would pay to support not funding the next generation of ransomware.

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Re: Ram Air Turbine

The ram air turbine loses power when you fly slowly, such as just before landing at a race track.

Have some sympathy for the AT&T devil

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Re: How I think of net neutrality

Bundled ≠ Free

Choice 1: Rent your internet connection from Telco or do without.

No Choice: Pay for TelcoTV. It is bundled with the rent for your internet connection.

Choice 2: Pay a separate rental fee for OtherTV, which provides a copy of what you get with bundled TelcoTV, or don't.

Choice: OtherTV haemorrhages customers, and has to raise its prices to cover fixed overheads. Cancel subscription now, or wait for the next price hike?

No choice: The starved corpse of OtherTV has been bought by TelcoTV. Internet connection rental prices rise to match the final cost of internet+OtherTV. TelcoTV covers its fixed overheads with just a few customers and enjoys monopoly profits from the rest.

No choice: Telco is charged with using a monopoly in one field to create a monopoly in another. A decade later, Telco is found guilty. Before sentenced is passed, the judge gets replaced. The new judge offers the 'punishements' proposed by Telco. Telco asks for, and gets extra time so they can come up with some extra 'punishements'. Telco carries on being an abusive monopoly. Another decade passes before some disruptive technology changes the situation.

This has happened before.

BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample

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It used to be MCSE.

Make Christmas Great Again: $149 24-karat gold* Trump tree ornament

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Re: Conclusive proof

Thanks for the link to Presidents by net worth. "Republicans paupers by comparison": I get average 20th century Republican $437.4M, average 20th century Democrat: $45.7M. If we take out Donald and the richest Democrat: $31.1M and $36.8M. If we just rank them, an average Republican is 9.1th on the list, and an average Democrat is 10.2th. If find it interesting that your link does not support your claims.

Normal people have a limit for wealth. At some point, they have enough money for the whole family to live in style. At that point, they switch from accumulating wealth to enjoying wealth. Billionaires shoot straight past that limit and keep going and going. For a billionaire, money is a way to keep score. I consider Donald being a billionaire strong evidence that he will use the presidency to line his pockets. If you want more evidence, Trump University, Trump Casino Bankruptcies, Trump's deals in Cuba, paying the Pam Bondi bribe from the Trump Foundation, using campaign funds to run his jet (a charter flight would have been cheaper) and holding campaign events in Trump Hotels (for which he charged the campaign and the secret service hefty prices).

Donald's transition team does not look like draining the swamp. It looks like a 747 full of giant alligators. The next steps to dictatorship are strengthening the libel laws followed by appointing special persecutors to harass everyone who ever said things about him that he didn't like. There is only so much corruption one man can do with a busy schedule of rallies. The bulk of the corruption will be delegated to his appointees. The only limit on their activities will be the price of a presidential pardon.

LAKE OF frozen WATER THE SIZE OF NEW MEXICO FOUND ON MARS – NASA

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@AlexS

I saw the troll icon. I just thought your post was a waste of space.

Who's in Peter's file? Moneybags Thiel hits up Silicon Valley brains to join his Trump think tank

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Re: Wiat...

Job description: The successful applicant will receive no power or authority whatsoever but will be blamed for everything. Pay will be HUGE ... delayed ... withheld.

That sort of job goes to someone who is either a drooling incompetent or has seen an opportunity for corruption. The drooling incompetent will do less damage.

NASA trying to rein in next-generation super-heavy lifter costs

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LDS: ESA heavy lift vehicle

I looked for rockets comparable to SLS block 1, and drew the line at Falcon Heavy. The biggest ESA rocket I could find (in development) is Ariane 6, which will get 11t to GTO. This is half the payload (to GTO) of a Falcon Heavy. If ESA have something bigger on the drawing board then I apologise for missing them off the list.

Russia is on the list because they have a plan for a big rocket and the US does buy rides to the ISS from Russia. As Russia is on the list, I have to put China on too. I am not saying buying Russian or Chinese is the way to go, but they are options to be considered just like all the other big rockets that have never made a test flight.

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Just out of curiosity

Big John, the undisputed expert on all things Trump related. Which option would Donald pick?

(A) Continue federal funding for the development SLS at enormous expense and preserving jobs in the Republican states where (Space shuttle derived) SLS components are built.

(B) Propose a budget that would allow NASA to buy heavy launches from the lowest bidders. SpaceX, Blue Origin, China Academy of Launch Vehicle Technology and RSC Energia are all working on rockets that could compete with SLS. This budget would effectively cancel SLS, but could be blocked by Republican politicians.

Microsoft's cmd.exe deposed by PowerShell in Windows 10 preview

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Re: But muh scripts!

I am not convinced that whatever command.com is called these days has been removed. I read the article carefully because I could see the looming catastrophe threatened in the title. Every opportunity to mention that existing scripts will still work was carefully avoided, and the strongest statement is the default has been changed. Reading between the lines suggests that your scripts are safe for the time being.

But since you have mentioned it, I am sure support for traditional batch files can be removed from Windows 11 standard, but will be available with Windows 11 with extra pricey bells and whistles.

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Re: UnderpoweredShell

A Bugatti Veyron goes over 400km/h with its 746kW engine. If we increase the power to over 3300kW, a BelAZ 75710 has a top speed of 64km/h. Increasing the power did not make a faster vehicle. Linux has some cut down shells (dash and lash) that might be faster than the less user hostile bash shell.

The surprising thing about the name is the vague reference to functionality (usable as a shell). "Internet Explorer" carries with it a hint of legal liability if the software cannot be used to explore the internet. "Edge" avoids even the slightest chance of implied fitness for purpose. I am surprised powershell has not been renamed to something like "Steve" yet.

Your browser stats are interesting. Microsoft's aggressive Windows 10 push still has not got 10 half the market share of 7 according to netmarketshare. I wonder how much of that is hardware that cannot run 10 and how much is because determined users carefully avoided the download button every week for months.

Bong: Let me talk to Trump

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Re: only the odd few million dollars from our wealthy and successful fathers

Duffy Moon: How much has he increased his initial fortune in real terms?

Donald has made a profit, but he would have got more by simply dumping all his money in the S&P 500. Donald is not a business man. He just plays one on TV.

One of the few good decisions Donald made was not to follow his brother's example. Fred Trump Jr died of alcohol aged 43.

Donald's has driven casinos into bankruptcy by billing them the expenses required to run his personal luxury jet. The bankruptcies have been a great success for Donald, but not for all the small investors he dumped on. The only thing we know for sure about his current debts are that he would rather have pussy grabbing, Cuba deals and Russia connections in the news than his tax returns.

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Re: disappointed || appalled

@steve 124

Good News! You will not have to put up with the biased liberal media for much longer. Donald has promised to strengthen the libel laws and sew everyone who published everything that you did not like. As a foreign site, The Register - like ISIS - with be cut off from the Trumpernet. In just a few months, we will never have to put up with each other's comments again.

Stolen passwords integrated into the ultimate dictionary attack

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Re: Sites also a problem

The site bought some software that is supposed to identify who is typing by looking at the amount of time between key presses and releases. Clearly people pasting a randomly generated password for each site from an encrypted file are a threat to sales of this software. Such people must be bashed repeatedly with inconvenience until they use "correct horse battery staple" for all their accounts.

As a bonus, key timing software can decloak privacy nuts who use different user names for different accounts. It is almost as if these people do not understand that they only exist to promote the sales of analytics software.

Google: If you think we're bad, you should take a look at Apple

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Re: They're right about Apple and MS

I think each * is supposed to represent one letter:

$ echo $(grep '^c...nts$' /usr/share/dict/british-english-insane)

cements chaunts clients covents

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Never?

Back when I was a PFY, the way to buy a PC without Windows was to buy the components and bolt them together yourself. There was progress over the years, with some small distributors selling blank pre-assembled machines, but if you had the technical skill to understand the value and find the distributor then you had the skill to assemble a PC. The full details of the deal between the big PC distributors and Microsoft is secret. It could have included 100% Windows bundling or else, but a simpler explanation was the hardware+windows was sold below cost, the difference was made up with crapware and the profit came from the commission on MS Office - neither of which were available for Linux.

That was less true with laptops. The EOMs paid for Windows on all laptops. It was just about possible to buy a laptop without Windows, but the EOM, distributor and customer all paid for an unused Windows License. This caused seething hatred from Penguinistas - easily 10milliTrumps. The first mainstream Linux small cheap computers arrived at CeBIT, and on the first day they were packed up and taken away without explanation. The popular assumption at the time was that Microsoft threatened the manufacturer with expensive Windows licenses. (The standard anti-trust dodge was a price hike for all, and "marketing support" for "qualifying partners").

It is remotely possible that you are technically correct about PCs, but there is no way you will ever convince grey beards that Microsoft could not at one time effectively insist on Windows Tax on all laptops. The deals are still secret, but a more modern version probably involves software patents (spit) that are just as valid as SCO's claims, but are the cost of getting Windows for the same price that competitors pay.

After years of farting about, the EU did get Microsoft to offer (defective expensive) documentation for SMB. They did get Microsoft to add a browser selection dialog box (but no refund if you did not pick IE). There were some hefty fines, which either reduced taxes or increased budgets in the EU (probably a bit of both). Changes in the computer industry did not come from EU court decisions. A competitive product became available before the courts got half way to a verdict (and the sentences were either irrelevant or ignored for years).

Phone manufacturers are well aware that an EU judgement + enforcement would take at least a decade and would be meaningless five years before anything happened. If Samsung had a problem with Android, they would sell Tizen phones. The other big manufacturers have something similar and the smaller ones could license Tizen. The EU are welcome to investigate, and perhaps they will find something that eventually provides some financial benefit to EU tax payers. Don't hold your breathe.

Silicon Valley VCs: We're gonna make California great again – on its own

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Re: @AC food embargo

If N California stops sending food south, then S California stops sending the money to pay for it back north. After a moment of thought, each side decides a trade deal is a really good idea. I have no idea if such a deal would be better or worse than what is happening at the moment, but the starvation and poverty plan does not sound like the best idea in the world.

Trump's torture support could mean the end of GCHQ-NSA relationship

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Re: irrefutable proof of torture

It will be live on Trump TV. The advertising revenues will be yuge. There will be a Trump hotel in every city with its own torture stadium.

Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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Re: What Trump can do

Give presidential pardons to a bus load of supporters who express their opinions to first congress critter to show a little back bone when Trump tries to impose his simple solutions.

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Easy: Lock them up!

Cheap prison labour.

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Re: Post election nothing much will happen / change....

Trump isn't the pilot. He is the figurehead. By all means hope if you can, but you seem to have noticed that if regulation is mentioned at all, it will be promptly forgotten once the cheque clears.

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Re: yeah terrible ain't it

Please explain how "tax cuts for the rich" deny 1%s their bonuses?

FBI's Clinton email comedown confirms it could have killed the story in a canter

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The strangest thing about the whole story

By far the most damage was done by democrat supporters getting their facts wrong.