Re: Viable
You are using the wrong definition of viable. The heat problem gets worse with size as the heat has to be transported further from the compute area to reach the edge of the radiators. Pick a size not much above current satellites and heat is an already solved problem. Solving the heat problem like this exacerbates the communication problem. Instead of GPU's talking to each other over short physical links they have to talk to each other over longer steerable laser links. This takes more power, moving parts and increases latency. The extra latency restricts the type of problems orbital compute can work on.
Now imagine trying to fit the last paragraph and a description of how restrictive latency is in a single tweet that can be understood by a PHB. Without such a tweet steady investment will cause the share price to climb and that is far more important than making a profit.
The radiation problem is easily solved. Just don't worry about orbital data centres giving the wrong answer some of the time. Being wrong in subtle ways does not limit growth of AI share price now. By devaluing the skill of people able to check the results fewer checks will be made and tolerance of error will grow like nVidia's shares.
The problem you missed was dodging. Around 7,800 Starlink satellites dodged 300,000 collisions in 2025. The new problem will be huge clusters of slightly bigger satellites having to dodge debris in a coordinated manner. That will add extra propellant to the mass budget. Proposed data centres are in a higher orbit than Starlink. A failed thruster makes a satellite and immediate danger to the rest of the cluster. Instead of de-orbiting in months like Starlink the higher orbits take years or decades to fall into Starlink altitudes. The solution is the same as before: as long as the problem cannot fit into a single tweet that can be understood by the majority of investors it does not impact share price.
As a bonus these issues create a valuable use case for AI: identifying dangerous tweets so they can be blocked before going viral.