The Catcher in the Rye
I suppose the catch is that you have to live in (or near) Rotarua. The place stinks.
12 bottles a month! Have they asked the UK government for advice on how much people should be drinking? Although it does not mention how big the bottles are. I think 10 litres should be ok. That's almost 4 litres a day so it's not looking too bad. Sorry, I can't remember the proper units of measurement.
120 / (365.25 / 12) = almost 4.