* Posts by Chris Hunt

194 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2007


WordPress is now 30 per cent of the web, daylight second

Chris Hunt

Re: Wordpress is NOT a CMS

It's a system used to manage website content, including - but definitely not limited to - blogs. That makes it a CMS in my book.

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"Another oddity: Squarespace and Wix, both of which advertise heavily to small business, have 0.9 and 0.5 per cent share among CMS-users respectively."

Not that odd. If you're a non-techie plumber looking to set up a simple website for your business, Wix is probably a reasonable solution (never used it myself, so can't say). But that website is unlikely to make the top 10 million sites on the web, so won't be counted in the survey.

Miss Misery on hacking Mr Robot and the Missing Sense of Fun

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Re: I feel and share your pain

If there was room for your missus to put her foot down somewhere, you clearly don't have enough books.

Irish townsfolk besieged by confused smut channel callers

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"Doing so barefoot, or even better, on your knees is even more soul healing."

It's soul healing, but sole hurting.

Crumbs. Exceedingly good cakes, meat dressing price hike in wake of the Brexit

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Re: Mathematical inexactitude

On average we are considering rises around the mid-single digit mark

Allow me to raise a single mid-digit in response to such an abuse of language.

Assange confirmed alive, tells Fox: Prez Obama 'acting like a lawyer'

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Re: A bit transparent...

Obama, Hillary, and the DNC would like to see him locked up and forgotten

If that's what they want, they've succeeded pretty well: Assange locked up for six years in the Ecuadorean embassy and largely forgotten by the world outside, and all without any expense to the US taxpayer.

Here's how the missile-free Royal Navy can sink enemy ships after 2018

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It's Green too!

Being made mostly from wood and canvas, the stringbag would be biodegradable and have a much smaller carbon footprint than any jet equivalent.

'Pavement power' - The bad idea that never seems to die

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They are trying to harvest power from Americans WALKING?

Even if they were able to get 100 KWh from every footstep, they'd only get about enough power to run a small bedside lamp.

Hull's City of Culture firework freebie flares up

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Who needs tickets anyway?

It's a firework display. Go to somewhere near where it is. Look up.

You're fired (into space)! Trump tops Martian ejaculation poll

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News just in..

The martians are building a wall...

Matt LeBlanc handed £1.5m to front next two series of Top Gear

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So the BBC are looking to replace three presenters on a much-loved show. One older one and two younger ones. The show's mostly about larking about and innuendo between the presenters, rather than being a serious treatment of the subject of the show.

Mary Berry, Mel and Sue will soon be available...

The wait is over: MoD releases latest issue of Ship Paint Monthly

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Arrr... Grocer's apostrophe on the starboard bow!

"However, not all approved coatings are necessarily listed in WARPAINT as paint manufacturers’ are constantly striving to improve their current paint systems"

Paint manufacturers' ?

Apple's Breaxit scandal: Frenchman smashes up €50,000 of iThings with his big metal balls

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Apple are suing him for breach of patent too

That petanque ball had rounded corners

300 million pelicans? Pah. What 6 billion plastic bags really weigh

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Re: Niche scenario - but annoying regardless

There's a marvellous new invention I've heard of called a "pocket." Maybe you could get into the habit of keeping a bag in one?

Paper bags - surprisingly - have a worse environmental impact than plastic: they take more energy, and cause more pollution, to make; and they don't actually biodegrade much faster than plastic. Source: http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/green-science/paper-plastic1.htm

That's why it's best to have plastic bags which you re-use.

Chinese demand end to canine carvery festival

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"Puzzlingly, according to the report, 69.5 per cent of respondents said they had never eaten dog meat – which leaves a chunky majority who either have or are simply unsure."

Do Tesco operate in China, by any chance?

You can always rely on the Ancient Ones to cock things up

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Brush up your Shakespeare

When sorrows come, they come not single spies

But in battalions.

Hamlet Act 4, Scene 5

Not much has changed since 1602.

Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick... Hang on. They're back

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Yeah, right

> Difficulties with Prince aside, there’s little doubt that agile is going to be the way forward.

Speaking as one of those 50+ dinosaurs (though I've not touched COBOL for twenty years), I can tell you that agile will be identified as "the way forward" for couple of years, and then be replaced by some other half-arsed methodology invented by MBA-toting idiots and imposed by people who don't really understand it on the poor sods who actually have to do the work.

The fact is that there's no magic universal approach that works in all situations, you have to blend different approaches to suit your own particular case. Sometimes that might be pure waterfall, somtimes agile, most of the time somewhere in the middle.

Q: Is it wrong to dress as a crusader for an England match?

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Not crusaders but Englishmen

Accoding to Polydore Vergil

[Edward III] appoynted his souldiers to wear white Coats or Jackets, with a red Crosse before and behind over their Armoure, that it was not onely a comely, but a stately sight to behold the English Battles, like the rising Sunne, to glitter farre off in that pure hew; when the souldiers of other nations in their baser weedes would not be discerned.

So the whole St George cross thing has nothing to do with crusaders (kicking the crap out of the muslims, and then having the crap kicked out of them a few decades later), and more to do with the 100 years war (kicking the crap out of the French, and then having the crap kicked out of them a few decades later).

Gillian Anderson: The next James Jane Bond?

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Re: James Bond/007 Isn't a Person

"Strutter: ‘Kind of obvious you weren't coming out front. Not even with that clever disguise you're wearing.’

Bond: ‘Hmm?’

Strutter: ‘White face in Harlem, good thinking Bond!’

-- Live and Let Die

Hack probing poodle sacrifice cuffed for public crap

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Re: He's lucky

"I know of no state where you could legally be shot for doing this"

That depends on whether or not he's black.

Woman charged with blowing AU$4.6m overdraft on 'a lot of handbags'

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"Taking millions of dollars of money that's not yours, systematically over a long period of time, because someone else has obviously screwed up, knowing that you'll never be able to pay it back is another matter entirely"

Bad news for the Greek Government then...

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Re: I believe her!

Never mind Gucci, is there an Apple handbag? A lot of them seem to have rounded corners.

Obama London visit prompts drone no-fly zone

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HM has already seen off the hostile attentions of the Luftwaffe, so I doubt that a few drones bother her much.

Line by line, how the US anti-encryption bill will kill our privacy, security

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"Good sense may prevail in the Land of the Free"

Citation needed.

Czech Republic to rebrand

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Other names they considered

Artist formally known as Czech Republic





I Can't Believe it's not Bohemia

Spanish launch heroic bid to seize Brit polar vessel

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If they're so keen to come up with a name that isn't offensive, maybe it shouldn't begin with a TLA that'll be pronounced "Arse"?

RRS Kicker anyone?

Pothole campaigner sprays Surrey street with phallic paintings

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Potholes? Those aren't potholes!

Looks like a load of bollox to me!

FAA's 'drone smash risk to aircraft' is plane crazy

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"Statistically just one airplane will be damaged every 1.87 million years, says study"

No it doesn't, it says that one will be damaged for every 1.87 million years of drone flight time. Since there are (apparently) a million drones in the US, let's suppose they are actually airborne for a couple of hours a week on average - about 1% of the year - you're looking at a collision every 187 years or so. Still a pretty low risk, but not the one-in-two-million shot that you suggest.

Streetmap's lawyer: Google High Court win will have 'chilling effect’ on UK digital biz

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Re: What, exactly, are Google supposed to do here?

"Google can provide their own maps (and other embellishments), but they need to provide the means so that if I want to use Bing, Streetmap, Apple etc. for my geographic search results I can."

You can now. By *going* to Bing, Streetmap, Apple etc. Nobody's stopping you, least of all Google.

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What, exactly, are Google supposed to do here?

I'm searching for a physical location - a local coffee shop - on Google.

Google provide me with their address (physical and/or website) but also - evilly - the put up a map with the location of the place highlighted. And no ordinary map, but one which they built and funded themselves (the bastards). That might appear pretty useful to me, the seeker of coffee shops, but actually it isn't because... reasons.

So, if they see the light, what should Google be doing instead? Not including a map, but putting in a link to Streetmap instead? That doesn't sound very competitive-market-friendly. How about a huge block of links, in random order, to all possible providers of maps in that part of the world? It would be no use to Google's users, but it would keep their competitors happy.

I have no doubt that Google do all manner of unspeakable things, and I'm glad people are calling them out on them, but it's not enough to say "this is wrong", you have to add "this would be better". And it has to actually *be* better too.

Google wins High Court fight with StreetMap over search results self-pluggery

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I'm confused.

Google shouldn't be allowed to give away maps for free, because they are only doing so to attract people to their site to click on adverts. This is unfair competition with Streetmap who... wait for it... give away maps for free, to attract people to their site to click on adverts.

Google, didn't you get the memo? Stop trying to make Google+ happen

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""We’ve spent a lot of time listening to what people using Google+ had to say."

Wait... there are people actually *using* Googlle+ ?!?

Danish Sith Lord fined in Galactic Republic rumpus

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Re: Besides

That sounds like the Ann Elk (Miss) Theory of Republic Strength.

Enraged Brits demand Donald Trump UK ban

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Re: Truth to Power

"Some of us think he's doing a better job than Trump could."

To be fair, a potato would do a better job than Trump could.

UK's super-cyber-snoop shopping list: Internet data, bulk spying, covert equipment tapping

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Re: Cautiously optimistic

I've always assumed that my ISP has a complete record of every page I visit

Really? Why would you assume that? Could you be falling for the line that "internet connection records" are just the modern equivalent of phone bills?

The phone company have always had to keep records of who we called, and when, and for how long - because that's (usually) the basis of how they bill us. Those records have also proved pretty useful to Mr Plod over the years, so there are well established mechanisms of gaining access to them.

Your ISP has no particular reason to care which pages you visit. They probably keep some record of your bandwidth usage, but browsing history or "connection records" are of no relevance to them - you pay the same whatever sites you visit. Indeed - it seems to me - that creation and retention of such records would be in breach of the Data Protection Act as being excessive.

Man goes to collect stolen-car court docs found in stolen car in stolen car

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Florida Man

Plenty more like this, just take a look at @_FloridaMan

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Re: Oxymoron List

Sports Personality of the Year

US to stage F-35-versus-Warthog bake-off in 2018

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US to stage F-35-versus-Warthog bake-off

Which one is Mary Berry flying?

Wikipedia’s biggest scandal: Industrial-scale blackmail

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Looking through that Independent article, there seem to be quite a mixed bag of scams going on.

At least some of them appeared to be of the form "victim approached by somebody claiming to be from Wikipedia, paid them to get an article added/edited, and didn't get what they paid for." It's hard to see what Wikipedia could do about that scam, unless Andrew's suggesting that they be granted the right to vet every email sent in the world to check it doesn't make such false claims.

Wikipedia is big, it's high profile, and it's going to attract a lot of scumbags trying to make money off it. I don't see how changing the anonymity rules is going to change that. Any "wedding photographer in Dorset" who knows enough about wikipedia to identify an editor from their putative non-anonymous id should know enough to know that a page about a wedding photographer in Dorset is likely to be rejected for lack of notability - it's an encyclopedia, not the yellow pages.

PS. Since we're in the territory of "oh noes! wikipedia publishes untrue and unproven things about people," how about a credible source for "one Wikipedian who reported another Wikipedian to the police for serious sexual charges found herself vilified by members of the community”? I'm not saying it isn't true but, well, [citation needed].

Adulterers antsy as 'entire' Ashley Madison databases leak online

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Re: Karma?

Most of the people searching this database will be schoolkids checking out their peers' parents.

School bullies clearly have a significantly greater work ethic these days (not to mention a much improved grasp of technology). In my day they just singled out a kid with the wrong hair colour/physique/aptitude for sport/accent/whatever else they chose to pick on, instead of trawling through a 9.6GB database to find potential victims.

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Re: True - but unlikely

Don't you "simply ignore or delete" spam that comes to you? Mail that purports to come from some dubious dating site that you never signed up for sounds pretty spammy to me. I certainly wouldn't have done anything more with it if it had come to me.

Apple and Google are KILLING KIDS with encryption, whine lawyers

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Make your minds up!

Quote from original article:

"The new Apple encryption would not have prevented the N.S.A.’s mass collection of phone-call data or the interception of telecommunications, as revealed by Mr. Snowden. There is no evidence that it would address institutional data breaches or the use of malware."

So what are you complaining about, Mr Vance et al? If encryption doesn't stop the NSA snooping on our data, it won't stop law enforcement bodies doing so either. Sounds like phones aren't encrypted *enough*!

Spaniard sues eBay over right to sell the Sun

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That's the story in El Mundo, what does El Sol have to say?

ICANN urges US, Canada: Help us stop the 'predatory' monster we created ... dot-sucks!

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What law do ICANN think Vox Populi are breaking? From what I can see, they're just charging a vastly inflated price for the goods they are selling (in order to recoup the large sum demanded by ICANN in the first place, one might add).

If that's against the law, then there are other companies that should be a long way ahead of them in the queue to the courthouse. Starting with one from Cupertino.

Massive police 'heavy equipment' robot drags out suspect who hid inside television

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Re: Hmm...

...followed by carving a few bullet points on a big block of stone and, oh, hang on...

Good grief! Have you seen BlackBerry's square smartphone?

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"Apple has a clumsy workaround in iOS 8 for its giant iPhone 6 Plus that allows you to pull top of the display nearer your thumbs."

The "clumsy workaround" being that you can bend it in two.

What do you mean, I have to POST a PHYSICAL CHEQUE to get my gun licence?

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Re: Destroyed

> One copper told me years ago the reason they had not implemented a computerized system was because paper is tangible - it's simply harder to lose a piece of paper

His experience of the losability of pieces of paper is different to mine.

Even if you agree that paper is harder to lose, it's also harder to find. If you're trying to find out about a particular firearm, it's not a lot of use to know that the information you seek is on an unlosable piece of paper in one of 50 filing cabinets spread across the country.

We seem to have learned to store quite a lot of important information on these new-fangled computers over the last half-century, without the needing the backup of "paper forms." Why should firearms licences be any different?

Why your mum was WRONG about whiffy tattooed people

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Your mummy was right about that one!

Murder accused DIDN'T ask Siri 'how to hide my roommate'

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Bring back the MS Office paperclip!

"You look like you're attempting to dispose of a body..."

Assange™: Hey world, I'M STILL HERE, ignore that Snowden guy

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Re: Please

I'll apologise to Mr Asshat when you've finished apologising to the whole population for describing them as the "unwashed masses."

And I'd be happy to call him a wanker to his face, were he not skulking in an embassy at considerable expense to the taxpayers of the UK and of Ecuador. Maybe, when he gets out, he could get a gig presenting this show: