Posts by Scott Priest

Swedish transsexuals offered prosthetic todgers

Strapadictomy?

I'd always heard it as an "Addadictomy"!

Mines the trench with extra deep pockets for my new appendage!

Life a mess? The Moderatrix can help

This One Keeps Me Up At Night...

What do lemmings know that we don't?

Man cuffed for lamppost sex outrage

@ Anonymous Coward

... If I remember correctly, that's how I met my wife!

Seems to just be a bit of confusion...

He clearly confused 'looking for the light at the end of the tunnel' with 'looking for a tunnel at the end of the light'!

Bike bonk bloke lands on sex offenders' register

Protection...

I hope he wore an innertube or he'll have a litte trike to support!

Bubbly billygoat-bursting boffinry brouhaha at MoD

@baka re: Send a human instead

Very true... seems is the trend is to die due to a lack of science... unless you count the joyous wonders of high fructose corn syrup, polystyrene, and so many shiny glittery carcinogenes.