* Posts by Chris G

6754 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2007

If the words 'new', 'AI', 'for', 'the', 'physical', 'world', 'accelerate' and 'Facebook' scare you, click this headline

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Re: Robots and Pizza, I don't think so

I wouldn't trust any connected robot as far as I could throw it, it would be phoning home almost real time keeping 'somebody ' updated on on my preferences and potential need for personalised things that will improve my experience.

The first thing to do when and if robo-butlers become available is to wrap it in a bloody Faraday cage and make sure it has no appendages that can plug into any comms device.

Two billion years ago, snowball Earth was defrosted in huge asteroid crash – and it's been downhill ever since

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Re: And what effect future strikes may have.

"Better to prevent the strike in the first place."

I think the current destructive capabilities od the entire planet need to increase by a few orders of magnitude to deal with an incoming object big enough and energetic enough to punch a 70 Km hole.

Or if deflection is the plan, we'll need a bigger rocket.

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Currently the plan with highest probability of success, is to put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye!

Fortunately, over the last couple of billion years a lot of the rubble whizzing around the solar system has either been swept up by the planets or captured into stable orbits that hopefully won't intercept ours.

Stiff upper lip time, Brits: After bullying France to drop its digital tax on Silicon Valley, Trump's coming for you next

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Re: He's threatening Italy as well

I discovered when I was 13 that if you belt a bully on the nose, he will usually leave you alone ater that.

Of course in this case may have a hellfire missile to contend with but you pays yer money and takes yer chances.

Rugby legend Will Carling tells El Reg: Techie stats bods will love this year's Six Nations

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More blah blah blah

I used to enjoy the Monday night football when I lived in the States hut the two commentators yakking and printouts of performance I found distracting from actually watching the game.

Looks as though rugby is going to go the same way.

I hate when stats cover a play so they have to replay it so that you can see what happened.

I would just like to watch the match

Who honestly has a crown prince in their threat model? UN report officially fingers Saudi royal as Bezos hacker

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Not much of a surprise when you consider a couple of years back MBS arrested a good portion of his family, dozens of ministers and ex ministers and the the premier of Lebanon, he also purloined the funds belonging to most of the arrestees having accused all of them of being corrupt. All of this mostly to consolidate his position.

I suppose after this post I should avoid countries with very large beaches.

Ancient Ore Crusher or KillBot 2000? NASA gets ready to pick a name for its Mars 2020 Rover

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Johnny,Mars.

See title, listen to his music; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WsnC5fEl6s

Some '80s blues would make Mars even cooler.

The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones

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Terry Jones passing is not only a loss for his family and friends but a loss for British comedy.

RIP Terry and look out for the Spanish Inquisition, they're expecting you.

A-high: Prototype drug squad bot to patrol Instagram, Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, etc for dodgy ads for opioids

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Another simple solution

Well partly, would be to no longer have US Marines and British forces protecting poppy fields in Afghanistan.

A place where currently, 80-90% of the raw opium is produced.

When the Vietnam war spilled over illegally into the neighbouring countries that were part of the lod Golden triangle, Air Anerica was flying the stuff to Western markets.

Cui Bono?

Alan Turing’s OBE medal, PhD cert, other missing items found in super-fan’s Colorado home by agents, says US govt

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I can stalk dead people.

Makes me wonder what she would have been up to if Turing were still alive.

US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should

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Re: Dislike dentists anyway

I feel I should warn you, chiropractors are not very good at manipulating teeth.

Opera hits back at 'short seller' whose report claimed its 'predatory' microloan droid apps could hurt, er... investors

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Six of one and a half dozen of the other

So we now have Short Sellers looking for or concocting stories to drive prices down or companies whose performance is down blaming Short Sellers for their woes.

It seems in politics and business now that the truth is determined by whoever shouts the loudest first.

New SAP co-CEO 'runs simple' to Davos in Mercedes hydrogen car

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OK. You are a sustainable cab!

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Call me a cynic but the main interest in sustainability as far as I can see at Davos, will centre on how to make the maximum profit out of it and to create an image of caring about the environment.

Fly me to the M(O2)n: Euro scientists extract oxygen from 'lunar dust' by cooking it with molten salt electrolysis

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Re: Energy

Might I refer you to this Solar energy paper from 2018; https://www.e3s-conferences.org/articles/e3sconf/pdf/2018/24/e3sconf_solina2018_00053.pdf

This is notwithstanding the potential risk of meteor strikes, some mentioned the regolith as being extremely abrasive but considering the lack of atmospheric perturbation to deposit dust onto the panels which would have no moving parts that could disturb the dust causing ingress and wear. A 1 square metre Fresnel lens from an old telly is enough to melt good sized chunks of obsidian in seconds (3002 degrees Fahrenheit) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAPyyUJUCo so I think solar would be the most obvious and easier to construct and ship to the moon.

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Re: Now that the O2 problem is solved ...

Sea salt is the answer; Mar Imbrium, Sea of Tranquility etc, all they'll need is a bucket and a boiler to get the salt.

Over a thousand electronic gizmos went missing from London councils last year

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Some decades back, I was the workshop manager of the grounds maintenance division of a London council. One or two areas we operated in were known hotspots for unattended items to go missing, the areas had high numbers of pikeys and travellers who had a reputation for nicking anything that wasn't nailed down.

over a period of a couple of months, several mowers and strimmers had gone walkies and I had to set up a system where each operator had to sign for his kit each day to try to find out who was most lax and to make them feel more responsible for their kit.

The first weekend after the signing system was set up, one of my mechanics went to a boot fair some forty miles away and discovered a stall with a load of our kit still in it's colours that we painted on to everything and still wearing the engraved stock numbers.

The stall holder? One of the mowing team members and a mate from another council who was providing stock too.

They both received early morning visits from the constabulary.

Hospital hacker spared prison after plod find almost 9,000 cardiac images at his home

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Re: But why?

Exactly my thoughts, what does one do with 9000 odd heart scans?

They're not exactly collectable or titillating are they?

EU've been naughty: GDPR has netted bloc €114m in fines since 2018

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Re: Wouldn't it be nice if the UK had an effective regulator?

New logo?

The way that normally goes, they will need to collect a good £50Million just to pay for the Corporate Identity Consultants before they are able to come up with a new logo, then they will choose something that is almost the same as the old one just to provide a semblance of continuity.

LastPass stores passwords so securely, not even its users can access them

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Re: Right I know I'm about to get battered for this

My local backup is a little black book, for additional security, should I decide to use it, I actually do have a disused lavatory in my garden and it does have a filing cabinet in it. The cabinet is mostly full of old rusting tins of paint and European black widows and their webs as is the rest of the lavatory so the leopard sign is not really necessary.

Other hiding places are available.

EU declares it'll Make USB-C Great Again™. You hear that, Apple?

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Re: What's wrong with a round power connector?

That makes me wonder how much the world would be improved by having a range of standard batteries to power I things....... You know like the AA and AAAs of the past.

It's a radical concept but I thnk reasonable engineers could design their e things around a standard set of batteries.

Anyone know how many different phone batteries are currently on the market?

You're not Boeing to believe this: Yet another show-stopping software bug found in ill-fated 737 Max airplanes

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My opinion is that far from being an upgrade that requires some additional training and a bit of software, the fitting of different engines that have significantly changed the flight characteristics to the point that they are dangerous without that software and training, has put the aircraft outside the usually acceptable envelope for a civilian airliner. This is not a modification it is a type change.

Passenger aircraft should be inherently safe and stable to fly, not optimised for profit and reduced spending to keep up with the competition. In relative terms this has been a cheap fix to avoid falling behind Airbus in sales.

I can't begin to imagine how much thought is going into arse covering and how many brown envelopes are changing hands.

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You may want to consider the context of this particular news.

Help! I'm trapped on Schrodinger's runaway train! Or am I..?

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Re: Charity and Anarchy

I used to pay a couple of quid a large sack for carrots from a local feed store, same place I bought molassed beet and powdered garlic.

The horses only used to get about 80% though, the carrots were better than in any supermarket or local greengrocer's.

Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits

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There are also more than a few Wiccans around, it's quite possible the MiL was a witch.

I know a lady couple in Ibiza one of whom is a shaman, does the dancing, chanting and waving a JuJu stick to cure people (not too sure what of).

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Re: Sausage and Chips

Birmingham?

(UK)

Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide, muaha... Boffins build laser-eyed intelligent cam that sorta sees around corners

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Hmm! Sharks that can see round corners!

No place to swim! No place to hide!

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Black Helicopters

Super black

As soon as skynet becomes self aware, just spray all of our cities with super black.

Just checking stocks on ebay and amazon.

Copy-left behind: Permissive MIT, Apache open-source licenses on the up as developers snub GNU's GPL

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@AC. I am probably older than your dad, sonny.

What little virtue I have , is driven by experience.

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Unless it's a rescue, anyone who buys a cat or dog from a pet shop deserves to be screwed.

The time that Sales braved the white hot heat of the data centre to save the day

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Re: Totally different industry...

What a great gift for the lads at the French end by the time the truck had returned.

Must have been ready for a vist from the OPCW.

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IKABATSITAL!

The I Know A Bit syndrome can help, hinder or get you nowhere, often the old forces 'Never volunteer' is the safest route.

15 years on, Euroboffins finally work out what it took to send the Huygens Titan probe into such a spin

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Re: New Reg unit?

With or without mayo'?

If it's got cheese, to function fully it must have bacon as a catalyst for the cheese. In the event that cheese collection on arrival was part of the mission would bacon have been included in the mission load or was it assumed that bacon would be naturally occurring with the cheese?

Top Euro court advised: Cops, spies yelling 'national security' isn’t enough to force ISPs to hand over massive piles of people's private data

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Re: Hold on!

Re 30%

It depends on which particular brand of democracy your government ascribes to.

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Re: "the ECJ has made clear that national security concerns do not override citizens’ data privacy"

I'm happy I am in Spain, we seem to have a reasonable government at the moment but who knows how long this one will last?

Overall we don't have a great deal of interference from government and unless you are a Catalan activist, nobody has any interest in you.

The mysterious giant blobs of gas around our galaxy's black hole are actually massive merger stars being shredded

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Re: Spaghetti monster home?

A place for the creation of noodly appendages on a cosmic scale.

Boeing aircraft sales slump to historic lows after 737 Max annus horribilis

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Re: When is a Max not a Max

Let's wish RyanAir all the best as even their customers refuse to fly in 'The Rose Max'.

The only part of a passenger that RyanAir cares about is getting the arse on a seat, or at least the money for that arse. As an ex air frame guy I would have to be desperate to get somewhere if it means flying with them, they don't fill me with confidence although I must confess that some of their pilots are good.

What can we rid the world of, thinks Google... Poverty? Disease? Yeah, yeah, but first: Third-party cookies – and classic user-agent strings

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Re: Conflict of interest

"(We need a "grumpy old man" icon)"

I can provide a selfy (passport photo) that would probably do the job.

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"and we have developed the tools to mitigate workarounds,"

The workarounds they would like to mitigate are primarily any that prevent them from sucking up your data as well as preventing anyone else from beating them to it.

Behold the Internet of Turf: IoT sucks waste energy from living plants to speak to satellites

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5G internet of spuds

Now I'm worried will this give my spuds brain cancer?

US hands UK 'dossier' on Huawei: Really! Still using their kit? That's just... one... step... beyond

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Re: Welcome to the US-UK post-Brexit trade agreement

I suspect that attire may be routine for the First Wurzel.

Leaks point to Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra with mammoth 108MP camera and ... what? 16GB of RAM

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Re: How big is the imager?

Even on full frame DSLRs, the increasing pixel count means evermore processing to deal with noise, putting 108MP on a microscopic phone sensor is mostly a marketing ploy in my opinion. It will however, be interesting to see results from this 'camera'.

ICANN finally reveals who’s behind purchase of .org: It’s ███████ and ██████ – you don't need to know any more

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Re: well, we all believe in Darwin.

I think you missed a few countries

India, United States, UK, France, Brazil, Argentina... I could go on, and I haven't mentioned any Middle Eastern countries yet.

NASA is Boeing to get to the bottom of that Starliner snafu... plus SpaceX preps to blow up a Falcon 9

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Re: Is it me or is this seriously creepy?

Maybe it depends on your cultural perspective but from my perspective, yes, it's seriously creepy.

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Can't help but wonder who did the Starliner programming and if they have worked on airliners?

Pomp and ceremony: When the US Secretary of State meets Oracle overlord Larry

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Re: or....

Sod the thought that any of the Siligarchs should ever become prez!

World's richest bloke battles Oz catastro-fire with incredible AU$1m donation (aka load of cheap greenwashing)

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Re: Cheap Cunt

I am replying to your comment just to get a repeat on the title for Jeff.

CES la vie: Shrunken Ultrabooks, muted mobiles and Segway's adult prams at world's biggest consumer tech show

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Bot Air!!??

I have known Bot air to clear a room but sanitising it?

That's pushing things a bit too far.

Guilty as charged: Apple confesses some Smart Battery Cases are having 'issues', offers replacements

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Charge

Perhaps Apple thinks their customers have already been charged enough so they are reluctant to apply more charges?

MI5 gros fromage: Nah, US won't go Huawei from dear old Blighty over 5G, no matter what we do

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Re: Bog Off USA

Exactly! Stuff 'em. I think UK security services are big enough and old enough to figure out for themselves what is good or bad for Britain, particularly when it looks increasingly like part of a politico/economic ploy against the Chinese on the part of the US.