* Posts by Chris G

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With intelligent life in scant supply on Earth, boffins search for technosignatures of civilizations in the galaxy

Chris G

Re: Good luck with that

@Stoneshop

As an ex pat Brit living in Spain, I can tell you that Brits are no different to Yanks on that score and I suspect humans in general are the same but I would expect better from an astronomer than I would from the bloke who delivers my Amazon orders.

Chris G

Re: Good luck with that

In a probability somewhere, 42 is almost certainly the answer, although it's a million to one chance, nine times out of ten it will/ might happen.

As for intelligent alien life, PV panels are in their infancy here, anything reasonably well advanced or subject to development we haven't thought of yet and the reflective signature will be nothing like that expected from terrestrial PV.

The commonest pollutants that we produce are often similar to normal environmental pollutants such as methane, co2, sulphur dioxide etc and there is no guarantee another civilisation will necessarily develop along the same limes that we have, the thinking seems to be either simplistic or arrogant.

CERN puts two new atom-smashers on its shopping list. One to make Higgs Bosons, then a next-gen model six times more energetic than the LHC

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I think the WWW just about balances in humanity's favour even with the likes of FB, the tweetogarchy and

'fluencers, you just have to believe that en masse there is something innately good about humanity.

Right up to the moment we blow ourselves to kingdom come.*

* Not via the BBHC (Bloody Big Hadron Collider)

Chris G

Re: A new vLHC? What could possibly go wrong...

If there's cake and beer I can bring mates and some music!

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@ Androgynous Cupboard

He has a youtube ufo/ whacky science channel if that is the kind of humour you like :-)

No longer a planet and left out in the cold, Pluto, it turns out, may have had hot beginnings

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Re: Not a planet?

"They went on to say that Pluto and other large dwarf planets"

Just a leettle bit curious as to when a large dwarf stops being a dwarf and starts being not a dwarf?

When you read about Pluto it certainly has all the hallmarks of a planet; possible oceans, dunes, blue skies and an atmosphere.

This is worth a look; https://www.space.com/43-pluto-the-ninth-planet-that-was-a-dwarf.html

Hey NYPD, when you're done tear-gassing and running over protesters, can you tell us about your spy gear?

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Re: Liar, she hit a traffic light

Lion dung

I call BS on that, having kept, bred and trained my own horses for over twenty years in the UK, you would be amazed at what a horse can be trained to do.

To be honest I haven't tried lion dung but we used to get tiger dung pellets to keep the cats off the flower borders, it never stopped the cats digging up the marigolds or the horses (and goats) from nibbling where the dung was.

Look up the Cadre Noir, those horses are trained to heavy cavalry standards that date back centuries, should you wish to you can run a horse directly into a screaming horde of soldiers, machine guns or cannon. Humans are able to train horses partly because they are higher in the food chain, just as scary for a horse as a lion.

Chris G

Re: Oh, good. Another case of having an agency (NYPD) police its own actions.

All police forces ( as well as security agencies and even governments*) should have independent review bodies that they are answerable to. Individuals or groups who are members of those agencies, in the event of any rule or law breaking should have their cases reviewed by the external body that should be able to insist on prosecution if necessary.

After all, if they have nothing to hide they will have nothing to fear™.

* Governments in theory are reviewed and answerable to electorates but should have review during a term that has some power to check or balance bad government that is not the MSM, let's face it a lot of damage can be done in 4 or 5 years by a Muppet with executive power or a large majority. Letters to an MP or Congress critter don't really cut it.

Australia's Lion brewery hit by second cyber attack as nation staggers under suspected Chinese digital assault

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Re: If China has nothing to hide...

Most of the useful idiots are those who don't question enough of what they are told.

I don't know where you live but I doubt it is a genuine democracy.

China is not a democracy and does not pretend to be even if it is far from the best place in the world it's not the worst place in the world either.

I'm not defending them or approving as just like most countries they must try harder.

Some beans; https://chinapower.csis.org/china-middle-class/

Chris G

Re: If China has nothing to hide...

That is hardly surprising considering the billions of dollars of sanctions and accusations from the Persimmon Primate and others that every ill afflicting the world originated in the middle kingdom.

I have noticed that other countries seem to be equally thin skinned when under scrutiny.

Frankly, I don't trust any government.

Police and NHS urge British public not to call 101 and 111 non-emergency numbers after behind-the-scenes kit failure

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Re: Vodafone mess up again?

If Vodaphone UK are anything like their Spanish arm, I wouldn't trust them with a couple of cocoa tins and ball of string.

A memo from the distant future... June 2022: The boss decides working from home isn't the new normal after all

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Re: New Normal?

Team building is not necessarily an event, those are usually not worth the money they cost in terms of having a better team at the end, though just having a break from work may be beneficial.

Team building is more often not the result of any pro active effort but a result of normal human bonding in the workplace often helped by good leadership and equally as often hindered by poor leadership.

In my opinion any manager who feels the need to do a team building course with his/her staff, has no real idea what a team is or how to lead it.

Perhaps leadership courses for manglers would be money better spent?

Chris G

Re: New Normal?

You are hardly typical of the majority of workers.

Chris G

New Normal?

I don't agree necessarily with all the reasons in the article but I definitely think that WFH will not be the norm. There are too many problems with trying to manage such a system and much as I hate the term, team building which is important just won't happen as well between a team who see their. Colleagues as small images on a screen.

Human/management relationships, either good or bad also need genuine human contact not a remote face on a screen, never mind that many workers and managers will find ways to game remote working systems, resulting ultimately in poorer performance.

For those and many other reasons I doubt that the C19 related WHF culture will last much beyond the end of this pandemic.

By emptying offices, coronavirus has hastened the paperless office

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Re: One might wonder

The only benefit I can see from printing on dead trees, is that forests are managed as an investment so any potential disasters such as disease can be spotted before it takes hold.

Aside from that, leave the trees alone.

BT and Serco among bidders competing to run Britain's unfortunately named Skynet military satellite system

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Re: Lockheed Martin?

With Lockheed and Serco operating together, prices will spiral without any visible progress, the more important a detail is,the more likely Serco will lose/break/leave it on a bus/or screw it up in some ludicrous manner.

Also forget about true security and sovereignty, I suspect everything Lockheed does is fully open to US TLAs scrutiny.

Scalability, reliability and availability: Three things the AWS Summit for EMEA struggled to get right

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Hamster Jam

Rather than relying on hamsters that get tired, fall over and jam things up, might I suggest upscaling to larger wheels and using politicians with hats that dangle brown envelopes in front of them?

I think they would supply a surprising amount of energy as well as being a renewable resource, let's face face it, as soon as one drops out they are always replaced by another as nature abhors a vacuum.

AWS; All Wheels Silent?

Only true boffins will be able to grasp Blighty's new legal definitions of the humble metre and kilogram

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Re: Spelling

I remember both the '60s and the ''70s, I was there most of the time but occasionally I wasn't but not always being there in the '60s and '70s was a part of being there.

Gulp! Irish Water outsources contact centres to Capita for up to €27m over 7 years

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Re: four issues to deal with, leaks, quality, pressure and billing

"Maybe Captia could do it?"

They would make a shit job of that too!

Chris G

This sentence

"A hopeful Yvonne Harris, head of customer operations at Irish Water, said she expects the financially baked "partnership" to lead to better outcomes "through enhanced digital offerings and other best-in-class technologies."

Says nothing and that says it all!

No Wiggle room: Two weeks after angry bike shop customers report mystery orders on their accounts, firm confirms payment cards delinked

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Re: At Chris G, re: Lycranthropist.

I used to do the 50 odd miles from Bromley, Kent to Hastings and back fairly often in the late sixties early seventies on some weekends. In those days we would wear a cape in the rain, teeshirt and shorts, that was on an old Claude Butler 10 speed bike, not for sport, just to go see a couple of mates who lived down there.

Now, at my age, I wouldn't like to inflict me in lycra on to the public, plus I don't go far enough.

Chris G

Re: At Chris G, re: Lycranthropist.

You are welcome, although I do realise that due to the current sensitivity to words, I may offend a few werewolves.

If that happens I will try to placate them with a steak through the heart.

Chris G

That Lycra suit cost almost as much as my mountain bike did a few years back, I find a normal pair of shorts and a teeshirt adequate for a bit of off road pedaling, never fancied becoming a Lycranthropist.

Exoskeletons-as-a-service offered as helping hand to warehouse workers exhausted by pandemic

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I think I'll just wait a bit

Until they have an APU with Hollywood mags in their line up.

Wow, Microsoft's Windows 10 always runs Edge on startup? What could cause that? So strange, tut-tuts Microsoft

Chris G

Terminate

When I first got Win 10, I went to setting for edge, disabled all app permissions. It fired itself up once so I went back to settings and hit the terminate button, no problems since!

A fête worse than death: After struggling to connect into SAP's SapphireNow online shindig, we were all 'rewarded' with a Sting concert

Chris G

A Sting concert?

Stings can be painful or cause allergic reactions.

Germany prepares to launch COVID-19 contact-tracing app 'this week' while UK version stuck in development hell

Chris G

They don't even tell the truth about those few that have actually been tested, count multiple tests on one individual as 'tests'.

Proper planned testing9in significant numbers) on demand by anyone who even thinks they have a sniffle with results that are accessible by those who can do something with the results would be useful but that's a bit advanced for the current lot and I don't think a change of government would improve things.

Any chance of switching things off and then on again?

Chris G

I was tempted to compare BJ with Fred Karno (allegedly the inventor of the custard pie in the face) and his army but Fred was actually a genius who achieved a lot and got things done. He did also change the face of comedy so Beej does have at least one thing in common with Fred Karno.

Someone got so fed up with GE fridge DRM – yes, fridge DRM – they made a whole website on how to bypass it

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Re: Next great idea

The last Epson printer I had a couple of years back was a royal pain in the arse if I tried to use even their own refilled ink cartridges.

The pop ups telling me about the dangers of not using freshly paid for, overpriced epson cartridges made it almost impossible to print and prevented access to advanced print options.

It was still in good nick when I threw the poxy thing in a skip.

The HP I replaced with recently had a flying lesson.

Any recommendations for an occasional home use printer that doesn't dry up between uses?

This attitude from big business trying to maintain control of your property after you have paid for it is a real pain, I wonder where it will all end?

Will MacDees be selling burgers as a service soon?

In Hancock's half-hour, Dido Harding offers hollow laughs: Cake distracts test-and-trace boss at UK COVID-19 briefing

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@Osakjin

The World economy has been heading down the pan for a while, since 2008 the Us debt has expanded from 12 trillion to over double that figure. Trump's trade wars and sanctions to make America great haven't helped, so as soonbas hurricane covid showed up it gave all the government's something to not only distract the people but to also get them used to not having stuff. The recession is already here but can be blamed on the pandemic, so the austerity you may be feeling you will blame on a virus which is conveniently connected with Chinese mismanagement if you believe the PTB instead of blaming your local leaders who print money to give to their buddies and corporations 'Too big to fail'™ .

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@ iron

Considering who is running the show NHSX have some valid excuses.

Is this cake going to be low fat, lactose and gluten free, vegan friendly?

Whatsapp blamed own users for failure to keep phone number repo off Google searches

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Re: Bug

The response from What Saps is typical of the Zuck Empire, nothing is ever their fault, they are just doing their best (to make money from your data).

Bloke rolls up to KFC drive-thru riding horse-drawn cart only to be told: Neigh

Chris G

Re: So what's with the ban on horse-drawn conveyance in the drive-through?

I am unable to answer your question but what I can tell you, is when I kept horses on the UK, a bunch of us used to go for a good pre-lunch Sunday ride.

One of the routes used to take us past a Little Chef, so when on that route we would have lunch there, the manageress always welcomed us, not because she particularly liked horsesbut the 5 or 6 horses tethered outside always pulled the punters in .

Now you've done it: Cyber attack targeted Australian brewery 'n' dairy biz Lion

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Re: Don't care: Cooper's is still brewing!

I have four huge grape vines my wife has been nurturing, it's looking to be a bumper crop this year after the long wet spring. Have also been reading about fig beer, the fig trees are doing well as are the almonds, so some brewing is definitely on the cards this coming autumn.

I sun dry the figs and will probably use a mix with barley.

The biggest fun with beer making is bottling too early and the bottles going off in the middle of the night.

As Uncle Sam flies spy drones over protest-packed cities, Homeland Security asks the public if that's a good idea

Chris G

Re: Time to make up your minds... are we watching prequel Skynet from Terminator stuff,

Yes!

Astros get to play with VR while Boeing's Starliner stays on the ground

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Green goo

If Boeing gets the experience real enough and can get enough of the right people to experience it, perhaps they can convince them the Starliner is up snd running and they have been on it.

It worked for American Dad.

Brit council tosses Serco a £50m contract extension as coronavirus pandemic leaves in-sourcing plans in tatters

Chris G

Re: £50 Million?

In answer to your question, NO!

I have worked for a London Borough and then subsequently for a tender winning contractor and at no time was it apparent that the council and councillors were thinking of the residents.

UK.gov announces review – not proper inquiry – into Fujitsu and Post Office's Horizon IT scandal

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Re: Well that's a relief

Clearly the current government would not want a judicial enquiry, the setting of real regulations to govern such rollouts as Horizon or meaningful penalties to those who in this case maliciously pursued innocent people in order to cover up their own shortcomings, because that would interfere with ' business as usual'.

Arm fires the head of its Chinese unit – but Arm China says Allen Wu still works there

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Conflicts and complaints

But no explanation of what they may be???

Frenchman scores €50k compensation for suffering 'bore-out' at work after bosses gave him 'menial' tasks

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4 Years

Time to write that novel (or trilogy considering it was four years) of course you would have to be careful that they couldn't dismiss you for doing something not related to company work.

Yeah, great start after sacking human hacks: Microsoft's AI-powered news portal mixes up photos of women-of-color in article about racism

Chris G

Re: It's a trifle early for the silly season, but ...

It seems to be a standard practice with MS to roll out products only half developed and then try to get them working correctly as they go along. If that doesn't work they just pull it.

Sponge code borks square AI brains, sucking up compute power in novel attack against machine-learning systems

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Re: I've seen this before

I think something similar will be used as a part of Electronic Counter Measures against autonomous weapons systems, assuming it isn't already a part of ECM.

US Air Force wants to pit AI-powered drone against its dogfighting hotshots in battle of the skies next year

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F35 down

I have just seen that an F35A had a bad landing at Hill AF base Utah yesterday, the third time an F35 has had nose wheel problems on landing.

Chris G

Re: No risk to pilots? Send in the Air Force!

Leaving aside the question of whether or not an autonomous fighter could outperform and out think a meatbag, truly autonomous strike aircraft are more likely to be more likely to strike questionable targets and to create moral distance between targets/victims and the operators.

It's one thing to shoot a man when you can see the whites of his eyes and entirely another to set a mission program for an autonomous aircraft to go and destroy coordinates on a map. It removes the human element even more than drone strikes, which with the current numbers of civilians who seem to have been targeted 'mistakenly' or often with no admission a strike has even taken place, see https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/projects/shadow-wars .

It also makes plausable deniability even easier; 'Oh it was an autonomous strike , it must have got a glitch...etc', as well as the potential for friendly fire mistakes et al.

Humans fighting humans is bad enough.

Big Tech trade association warns Uncle Sam against knee-jerk national security measures that harm industry

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Stable door

"Otherwise moves being made by politicos "could create unintended negative consequences for US competitiveness, technological leadership, and – ironically – national security." ®"

Too late for the bolt then?

Japan to test self-destructing satellite to shrink space junk with string and an inanimate carbon blob

Chris G

If you want to recycle old sat's, perhaps it would be better to use them in space.

Launch a purpose built, AI equipped satellite that can scoop up old sat's and build itself into an autonomous space station with the parts.

It would need an easy to remember name like......... Skynet?

Smart fridges are cool, but after a few short years you could be stuck with a big frosty brick in the kitchen

Chris G

Re: Never understood this

@ keith_ w

I'm retired, any kid that gets into my house will never get as far as the fridge, the cat will have savaged them on entry.

My cat is large white and really doesn't like strangers.

NASA launches a challenge to fund AI systems for future spacecraft – hopefully without HAL-style errors

Chris G

Re: The AI will just...

Assimilate humanity, just think, no more politics, no more commuting, no more Feacebook and we will all be a part of the IoT!

Chris G

Re: "Advanced machine learning and artificial intelligence for autonomous spacecraft"

AI spacecraft will need to be way smarter than anything else if they are to stand a chance of equalling the problem solving that had been achieved by numerous teams over the years.

Yet another beefy BSOD spotted lurking within the walls of US patty pusher

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Stuffed full of deliciousness

I hope that was sarcasm.

The easiest way to limit social interaction at Ron's Rooburgers is to go somewhere that sells actual food.

The only fast food establishments that smelled worse are the old Wimpy Bars and I think (and hope) they have all gone by now.