* Posts by Phil the Geek

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The Reg builds official Lego Artemis and Milky Way sets

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Re: Not interested

I've got a big Lego 4WD V8 sportscar and it turned into a fine Huey helicopter complete with main and tail rotors properly geared together. The suspension springs powered the "rocket" launchers, which were actually quite dangerous. I used over 90% of the parts too!

Gelsinger splits Intel in two to advance foundry vision

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Been done before

The first steps down the Boeing / Spirit road to devolved manufacturing. What could possibly go wrong?

Aircraft rivet hole issues cause delays to Boeing 737 Max deliveries

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Re: MBA Influences on Quality

I was working in the PC industry while Amstrad were selling home computers and they were definitely hiring engineers. The (possibly apocryphal) word was that the pre-Apprentice Mr. Sugar had a habit of addressing employees as "Oi, you" which was one of the reasons I didn't apply.

Researchers remotely exploit devices used to manage safe aircraft landings and takeoffs

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Biggles' files undone

That is all.

United Airlines’ patience with Boeing is maxed out after repeated safety issues

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Re: Hot off the press: Nose wheel falls off Boeing 757 airliner waiting for takeoff

The McDD MBA regime at Boeing made a decision to axe the 757 and to develop the ancient 737 even further, to wring yet more profit out of it. If they had developed the 757 instead they could've fitted the modern big turbofans under the wings, so no MCAS would have been needed and the world would hardly have noticed a little panel falling off now and again. Oh and 346 people would still be alive.

England's village green hydrogen dream in tatters

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Yes, FUD is the loudest noise

I had an ASHP installed earlier this year. I did all the pre-installation work (rads, plumbing, loft insulation, outside unit hardstanding) myself. There was a bit of Excel for rad sizing and just basic DIY*. If I had known then what I know now, I would have done much more of the installation myself.

The system just works - let the software do its stuff and forget about it. The only noise you hear inside the house is flow noise from the radiator circulation pump, which is programmed a bit OTT. I've seen the matrix frosted up in cold misty weather, but it clears itself and carries on.

If you expect it to do exactly the same thing, exactly the same way as a gas combi, you'll not like it. If you just want to be warm, with ample hot water, it's great. Same end, different means. I'm running on a 100% renewables tariff, so the real bottom line, carbon footprint, is infinitely improved.

*1960s cavity insulated house. It could be a bugger in a Victorian or older property.

HP exec says quiet part out loud when it comes to locking in print customers

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Footnote

Please consider the environment before buying an HP product to print this message.

Brother laser printer, fine except for the whining about the aftermarket cartridge.

Long-term Linux Mint: 19.3 release unchains the Gimp, adds HiDPI, is kind to your older, less-beefy kit

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Pensioner friendly

I set up Mint on an old Vista laptop for my Mum, who's 88 years old. She's a smart cookie but not at all experienced with computers. She gets along just fine with it and uses it for her Tesco online shopping and general web use.

She told me she'd had a phone call from "the Windows Technical Support Centre". What did you say to them, I asked, nervously. "Go away, I run Linux", she said.

AES-256 keys sniffed in seconds using €200 of kit a few inches away

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Déjà viewer

In other news, the BBC has a rusty Transit van with a bent coat hanger on the roof that can tell what TV channel you're watching.

What should the Red Arrows' new aircraft be?

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Thrust SSC

No aerobatics (hopefully) but a very impressive Mach 1 formation drive-by. I once saw a Dutch Air Force F-104 Starfighter display team that used a marginally slower and only slightly higher version of the same routine.

Catch cack-handed baggage handlers in the act with Ericsson's SPY SUITCASE

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Prior art

That suitcase has rounded corners. Ericsson's lawyer, meet Apple's lawyer.

Boss at 'Microsoft' scam support biz told to cough £000s in comp

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Time wasting

I kept one on the phone for 18 minutes before revealing that my PC was running Linux Mint. Prize please.

Mosquitoes, Comets and Vampires: The de Havilland Museum

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Night Flyer by Lewis Brandon

A good little book this...

Before the war the author was an actor, but he ended up as a radar operator in night fighter Mosquitoes. They initially defended Britain from German bombers but later flew over Germany, preying on the German night fighters that were trying to attack British bombers. It's well-written and once I had started I couldn't put it down.

ANOTHER Huawei partner accused of slipping US tech to Iran

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Re: Joke ?

Are you thinking of Inmos, the Transputer people? HQ in Bristol, fab near Newport. Not sure about an ARM connection though.

The amazing magical LED: Has it really been fifty years already?

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Re: Reverse biased diodes don't pass (significant) current.

Yep, forward-biased makes them glow, in simple applications you use a series resistor to set the current/brightness to the desired level. The resistor often consumes more energy than the LED, hence the use of more sophisticated controllers in lighting applications.

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the Q-word - Quantum. LEDs are one of the most visible (ha!) demonstrations of quantum physics. The real magic is when the recombination takes place; electrons drop to a lower energy level, emitting the excess energy as a photon (a particle of light). The frequency or colour of light is determined by the energy of its photons, and the exotic materials in LEDs are chosen to get the right "energy gap" to get the required colour.

The macro world we sense has continuously-variable energy levels (e.g. the orbit of a planet, the speed of a car, etc) but at the atomic level only certain discrete energy levels are possible, hence the emission of a very defined quanta of light energy from recombination, and therefore the tight spectral purity of LEDs.

Slideshow: A History of Intel x86 in 20 CPUs

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Old-timer

Having played with a 6502 (Ohio SuperBoard anyone?) I designed 8085 (enhanced 8080) and 8086 boards for my first employer. 8086 wasn't just a PC chip - BT's System X digital telephone exchanges used it in some subsystems. After the 286 I designed 386 hardware (and met Gordon Moore at the 386's UK launch!!!) and stayed involved with all the subsequent generations up to Pentium 4. Now I just tinker (for a living) with other people's boards...

When Intel first launched Pentium, the MS Word spell checker insisted on correcting it to "Penis".

Tech support blog removes Toshiba manuals after legal letter

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I like to RTFM

I repaired a dead Toshiba Tecra M9 recently using a downloaded service manual - which I found invaluable, even though I'm very experienced with PC hardware.

Preventing access to the manuals is just plain anti-social. I hope it costs them a small reduction in residual values and hence a few or more new product sales.

Amazon UK to offer collection service at corner shops

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eBay better catch up quickly

I needed to send a camera back to Argos for repair, and they use a local petrol station on my way to work. Brilliant, as personal deliveries are frowned on at my company. Now it's Amazon too - excellent.

Bad news for eBay though! They could offer a service for sellers to drop off and buyers to pick up. But will they?

Apple faces Italian shutdown over warranty skulduggery

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Apple repair costs

Where I used to work one of our directors had a total LCD failure on his MacBook Air. It was just over a year old and Apple quoted £480 for the repair. I thought it was going to be expensive, but not THAT expensive.

He didn't particularly like the Apple so he bought a nice new Dell instead and kept the change:-)

Twelve... classic 1980s 8-bit micros

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Re: UK101

I wrote a 6502 dis-assembler in 6502 assembler on a borrowed Ohio Superboard. It seemed like a good idea at the time:-)

The Superboard itself was a nice piece of kit, with a decent keyboard, very robust metal case and built-in PSU. I still have some of the user group stuff somewhere.

Wang charged in inappropriate electricity socket use

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One Swallow does not a bummer make

The Swallow Hotel in Dundee used to have signs in the bar area saying if you plugged your phone charger into a wall socket you had to pay £1 for the privilege. Apart from that flash of lunatic tight-fistedness it was a pretty reasonable hotel.

Virgin Media broadband goes titsup for 3 hours

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Going downhill fast

I've been a Virgin (previously Telewest) customer for about 15 years and it seems Mr Cockup is visiting more and more often. I was affected by yesterday's outage and it's already happened once again tonight. Maybe Virgin should say it's a SOPa/PIPA protest.

Ubuntu savaged by rivals infected with fondleslab fever

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I just went over to the green side

I've been using Ubuntu on my laptop and desktop since Hardy Heron, and I've been very happy with it. I use Win7 at work and I definitely prefer Maverick. I've tried Unity and I hate it - I can see it could be good on a tablet but that's not what I'm using.

I stayed with 10.10 to avoid Unity but I was aware I would have to transition sooner or later. Yesterday I upgraded to Mint and so far I'm delighted.

Ubuntu republic riven by damaging civil wars

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"Linux has to differentiate itself"

Why? It doesn't have to be different to be good. Book publishers don't "have" to differentiate the way the pages turn to sell paperbacks. I worked for a big computer company that just "had" to differentiate its products, even if the differentiators utterly sucked. That company doesn't exist any more, because in their differentiation ego trip they forgot that the users/customers were king.

PS I think Unity's childish icons look like Microsoft Money circa 1995. Separated at birth?

Ubuntu's Oneiric Ocelot: Nice, but necessary?

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Caution

The OP's command will brick your system unless you have the necessary repositories enabled.

The joy of Ubuntu was it worked superbly straight out of the box. Now you have to dick about endlessly to get to a productive desktop - which is an unproductive activity.

And why do Unity's icons remind me of Microsoft Money circa 1995?

I'll stick with my trusty Meerkat until it's no longer supported (please Canonical, change 10.10 to LTS). Maybe Ubuntu will have re-connected with reality by then, if not I'll select the strongest alternative - Mint, Squeeze or Arch I suppose.

Water like that of Earth's oceans found in comet

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Pastafarian explanation

The water is left over from the Flying Spaghetti Monster's celestial pasta boiler. That's why it's got salt in it. Obvious really.

iPhones secretly track 'scary amount' of your movements

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Your favourite phone hackers

The gutter press will LOVE this - allegedly... Imagine if you somehow obtained the location databases of a bunch of celebs, sports people and politicians. Then you do a bit of SQLing to find the location/time correlations. If they have a regular schedule, your photographers are there waiting the next time they meet. Conclusion: don't carry an iThingy if you're in the public eye!

Samsung threatens Apple in response to patent lawsuit

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Buying time

Apple know they only have a limited time in the sun with phones and pads. The Androids are racing to the bottom and destroying the high margin Apple craves. So this is Apple playing delaying tactics. They will probable get a chunk of their patent portfolio destroyed by prior art if it goes to court, but Apple won't mind too much if it buys them time until they can apply their brand and attention to detail to the Next Big Thing.

Tesla Motors sues BBC for defamation

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FAIL

What are Tesla smoking?

Did Tesla actually watch Top Gear before submitting their product for review? They would have seen the Ford GT caned for its 75-mile range in Top Gear test track mode, and would have known TG wouldn't get 211 sedate-mode miles out of the Tesla. The Ford GT ran out of fuel on the test track - sound familiar?

Ford is litigious enough to attack Ferrari for accidentally creating a branding link between beautiful Italian supercars and Ford's F-series on-road tractors - but didn't sue Top Gear over the GT's 75 miles. So why is Tesla suing? Do they need the publicity? Or did Darl McBride join Tesla and I didn't notice?

The Beeb say they will vigorously defend, so Tesla is in for a massive overdose of Streisand Effect. Chumps.

IT job seekers can't smell spell

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Dear sir

I once received a CV with a cover letter starting with "Dear Sir or Madman". Oh the dangers of spell-checkers.

Someone who made it as far as an interview only asked questions about the contacts he might make in the job and then when his mobile rang mid-interview he answered it and had a conversation with the caller. He didn't get the job either.

Italian white van man nudges sound barrier

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Feel the force

If you ever have an hour to kill in Coventry, go to the Transport Museum - Thrust SSC is there along with the control caravan. They also have a simulator where you get a mild impression of what Andy Green felt. It was a brutally fast car - I guarantee you will grin when you see the speedo numbers flash by as it gets into its stride.

4G networks can screw up cable TV

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Rocket surgery?

I reckon it's more like brain science.

On a serious note I'm curious to know whether the problem constitutes an EM susceptibility fail under CE-marking approvals, or if the field strength is above CE test levels. If the former, blame the STB/cable modem vendors, if the latter blame everyone else.

ICO waves stick at climate boffins over FoI compliance

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Weather is not climate...

...unless it's some weather that can be blamed on global warming. So if we have a hot summer next year, brace yourselves for the torrent of uninformed punditry from the dumbed-down media.

PARIS in 89,000 ft climax

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Seriously fast?

If Vulture-1 was released at 89,000 feet and didn't encounter any significant air drag until it got down to (say) 70,000 feet, it would have reached 337m/s - which is comfortably supersonic at that altitude!

There are a lot of variables, and of course there is a little atmosphere up there, so it would have been slower in reality. It'd be nice to see a z-axis analysis of the GPS data though.

Is maybe, just maybe, our heroic Playmonaut's first name Chuck?

PS Awesome project, awesome pics and video. Truly fab job folks.

Las Vegas death ray roasts hotel guests

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Water wall

Run a big pipe along the top of the hotel and flow water down the front of the building. It'll look absolutely fabulous, a major attraction, and the ripples and turbulence will break up the reflection.

Please send my fee to...

Facebook Places checks in to UK

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The gnomes again

1. Collect locations

2. ?

3. Profit

Runner and riders for HP's top job

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@ Smokescreen

I used to spend GBP10K-20K a year on expenses (I travelled a lot) and I never fiddled a penny. Yes, really. Integrity is like pregnancy - there's no middle ground.

AOL sales drop by a quarter, reports billion dollar loss

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CEO BS

I know a CEO like that. He can find an "encouraging trend" in sinking by the stern.

Apple denies iPhone 4 antenna glitch, blames inaccurate signal bars

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This one goes to eleven

So the iPhone will soon have a Spinal Tap signal strength display

Intel: Killer cables may leapfrog USB 3.0

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@ Slackness

Well remembered sir!

The Apricot F1 and also the Apricot Portable (a big black Toblerone with an LCD) had IR keyboards and trackballs. The protocol was very simple and there was a risk that adjacent systems in an office might cross-couple, so fibre optic cables were provided to ensure they didn't.

Climategate hits Westminster: MPs spring a surprise

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Crossing the great divide

Phil Jones and his collaborators have crossed the line between Science and Marketing. They have abdicated their position of impartiality and objectivity and instead have been evangelising a meme.

They might be right, but as with anyone selling something very costly, they must expect to be asked a lot of tough questions.

Vomit cannon to protect vessels from pirates, paparazzi

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Disappointed

I read the headline, got the wrong end of the stick, and hoped the cannon would discharge a vomit projectile at the assorted downrange scumbags. Oh well. I'm still living in hope for technicolour munitions.

Microsoft tosses Windows, Office discounts at XP holdouts

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OS-free laptops

I recently bought one of those ebuyer.com no-OS laptops. It's great - very well made, 4GB RAM, Core Duo T6600, 1680x1050 display and only 350 quid delivered - prices are so low when there's no MS tax to pay. It works superbly with Ubuntu and OO, and the most satisfying thing is MS didn't get a penny:-)

2009's Top Solid-State Drives

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Old timer

I remember the original SSD; magnetic core memory. It was made by hand, they threaded the bits one at a time. I also remember when all this was fields.

US Navy electromagnetic mass-driver commences tests

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Lancashire tech

Eric Laithwaite will be looking down from the big carrier in the sky with a huge grin on his face!

Ubuntu's Karmic Koala bares fangs at Windows 7

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Linux

@ Have they fixed/replace the attrocious network manager?

Notwork Manager is shite isn't it? Whoever writes it seems to be on a crusade against automatic logon - if you do that, NM then pesters you for the default keyring password, somewhat defeating the object (I've seen Evolution do this too).

Ubuntu now have the simpler and superior wicd in the repositories, just type wicd into Add/Remove Applications and Bob will soon be your uncle.

Virgin Media 'overwhelmed' by broadband customers fleeing BT

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@ gribbler

"anyone who has ever had internet provided by them (whether on cable or not) will tell you that it is shite"

I've had Virgin cable internet for 7 years and the only problem I've had was a garden spade through the cable - fixed the next day. I'm on the basic package yet this afternoon I've downloaded something large (and legal!) at an average speed > 1Mbyte/sec. Not bad, and definitely not shite.

Virgin mail struggles to its feet

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Virgin cable in Birmingham OK for me...

...didn't even realise there was a problem.

However Fasthosts POP was intermittent Tuesday afternoon and most of Wednesday, causing significant disruption at work.

Nokia 'seeking partners' for ARM-based netbook

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Progress, eh?

Bah! My Psion 3a ran for eons on a couple of alkaline AA batteries.

YouTube injects cash into US F1 team

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Could US F1 be worse than Team Haas Lola?

I have a feeling that US F1 will unintentionally end up being very very funny. Which is good, because F1 needs comedy moments to lighten the long gaps between the interesting bits.

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