Confession
I wish to confess. At the time, I was a very precocious and well-built 11-year-old. I was dazzled by the wonderful film star who lured me on. My life was changed by the experience, and I am still unable to have sex except with famous film stars. This has caused difficulties, and the cost has limited my sexual exploits severely. However, most film stars find they can afford my fees if they take out a loan. Naturally, I am demanding return of my advertising film and am suing for breach of copyright.