* Posts by Bob Wheeler

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Version 0.1 super-stars built the universe – and they lived all the way over there, boffins point

Bob Wheeler
Happy

Re: God is bigger than the Bible

In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do

Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of

all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters)

EU: Explain your tax affairs. Google, Amazon, Facebook: Mmm... nah

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Re: Get a life

Not quite. This panel may well heavily influence tax policies in the EU for the next few years. But the issue of internataional tax is dealt with at International Law & Trade treaties level.

I suspect that when a lot of this was done back in the day when international trade involved selling cars, or food, or raw products (coal, steel) etc around the world rather than thse more intangiable 'electronic goods'

Spanish TV journo leaves subordinates cowering after verbal shoeings

Bob Wheeler
Joke

Re: "In response, CLMTV said: ..."

The best defence is offence, or should that be offensive defence? Just aksing like.. :)

Industrial Wi-Fi kit has hard-coded credentials

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Re: Unfortunately not

"b) They will just send it back as it's not broken as per specification"

However if they have used the word SECURE, at least once in their advertising or the specification, then......

Glass door to the ancient past FOUND ON MARS

Bob Wheeler

Re: Rock-boffin?

What next, a Rock-Chick Boffin?

Why did Snowden swipe 900k+ US DoD files? (Or so Uncle Sam claims)

Bob Wheeler
Boffin

A large Quantity of documents...

One thing that strikes me is the big numbers being thrown around, 900,000 documents, 1.7 million etc.

How long does it take to read that number of documents, let alone fully digest.understand what they talking about, and then decide if they should be published?

If you take the 900k number,

At one page per document, and a reading time of 30 seconds per page that still takes just shy of 4 working years (8 hours per day, 5 days per week, 48 weeks per year)

given that the 'interesting' documents are morel ikly to be a lot longer than 1 page, you do the maths!

Last flying Avro Vulcan, XH558, prepares for her swan song

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Re: A little damage was enough

If (a big if) I remember correctly, with operation Black Buck, the logisitics of setting a rolling relay of in-flight refueling points, where the tankers had to be refuled in mid flight, to refuel the Vulcan's (I think there where two on the mission??) was mind blowing.

Brits send Star Wars X-wing fighter to the stratosphere

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Re: Here's an interesting poser that I have posed elsewhere.

I always wondered how the hell the F104 Starfighter could fly with it's very stubby wings.

Mind you, if I remember correctly there were an awful lot of accidents with the F104.

Bob Wheeler

Re: Here's an interesting poser that I have posed elsewhere.

At one air show I went to (late 70's) a Vulcan flew down the runway at 200/300 ft then the pilot pulled the stick back so far that it looks like it was standing on it's tail. The afterburners were lit up and the ground shook as the Vulcan went up veritcally.

God it was a beautiful sight and sound!!!!!

Bob Wheeler

Re: Here's an interesting poser that I have posed elsewhere.

I think the same was said about the Vulcan as well.

E-voting and the UK election: Pick a lizard, any lizard

Bob Wheeler
Joke

An old Saying

Vote early and vote oftern.

Apple Watch: Exactly how many vids does it take to teach a fanboi to tell the time?

Bob Wheeler
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“raise your wrist” to see a message

Many years ago, I has a 1974 Vauxhall Viva, in the owners manual, to said

"to increase the ventalation in the car, wind down the window"

The huge flaw in Moore’s Law? It's NOT a law after all

Bob Wheeler

Re: Bloat Law a.k.a. Gate's Curse

"....640KB (of RAM) is more then enough for anyone...."

Fed-up Colorado man takes 9mm PISTOL to vexing Dell PC

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Did he get the idea from...

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=19980523&mode=classic

Bob Wheeler
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Re: Come on guys

Got to say, therre have been many times over the years I want'ed to throw a server or ten out of the 3rd floor window.

In some ways, dating apps are the anti-internet

Bob Wheeler
Paris Hilton

What I read...

"A male boss will both crap anywhere and wave his willy at any- and everyone"

I need my eyes testing......

Daniel Radcliffe to feature in GTA biopic flick. Well, it's work at least

Bob Wheeler
FAIL

Why?

Can't Hollywood find any good scripts to churn out into a film?

I mean, honestly, well will this translate into audiance numbers?

Your home automation things are a security nightmare

Bob Wheeler

Who is this product aimed at?

"MyQ Garage (an Internet interface to garage door systems)"

Why on god's green earth does anyone need an internet interface to their garage door?

Google open-sources Santa Claus

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a fictional fatty?

Say it ain't ture!!!!!!!!!!

Google, Microsoft and Apple explain their tax tricks in Australia

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Which MS Product is in decline?

"Sample didn't have a neat answer, but did admit that Microsoft's use of Irish tax arrangements are in decline because the product line that was given the “Double Irish Dutch Sandwich” treatment is in decline"

Can anyone say which product of MS is in decline? Is there something they are not telling us?

Volvo V60 Polestar: Speak softly, carry a big stick, dress like a Smurf

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Re: 850 T5.....

I remember watching the first BTTC race on the telly and one of the wag commentators saying words to the effect of "Do they know this is the Touring car race, not the TOWING car race?"

Anyways, I was so impressed the next year I bought a 850 with the 2.5 20V engine, the T5 did not come out till 96 (I think).

So 20 years later, I still have the 850, still going strong.

V&A Museum shows Guardian's destroyed MacBook as ART

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Re: What makes art?

I guess this starts to blur the lines from traditonal (Turner, DeVinchi etc) art, through modern (Herst etc) art into political statement.

but when you get statements like this "... enables us to focus on often difficult-to-grasp questions about who owns our digital data and the right to privacy .."

For myself (YMMV) it just seems to more of a political point than art.

UK's National Museum of Computing celebrates 10 glorious years

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Background on RAF Eastcote - the orginal site for GCHQ!

It's amazing the stuff I never knew!!

http://ruislip.co.uk/eastcotemod/index.htm

http://ruislip.co.uk/eastcotemod/enigma.htm

Bob Wheeler
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Colossus

"The ten Colossi built between 1943 and 1945 and put to work at Bletchley Park were all dismantled and completely destroyed immediately after the conclusion of the conflict"

I'm sure I read/heard that after the war in 1945, not all of the Colossi where destroyed. but that some of them where moved to places such as RAF Eastcote and used by the American's for breaking of Soviet codes, as the Soviet's used the ex-German egnigma machines.

EU digi-chief clashes with robo-veep over geo-blocking

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Re: Irrelevant and unhelpful?

Thanks for the recap of some of the background.

Is not Geo-Blocking, just another form of trade barrier which is contra to the purpose of the EU Free market?

Feds cuffed for allegedly PILFERING Silk Road drug souk's Bitcoins

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Gone are the days..

.. when the cops nicked a villain and stuffed their pockets with wads of £20 notes.

Secret Bezos delivery helicopters operate from mystery Canadian base to evade US regulators

Bob Wheeler
Black Helicopters

its visit was watched by "three plain-clothed security guards".

Or otherwise know as the guys from the Garden Shed (Secret Testing HQ) popping out for some fresh air and wondering what these other guys are doing watching them?

Hated smart meters likely to be 'a costly failure' – MPs

Bob Wheeler
Megaphone

Question

I know I'm being a tad dim witted here, but why is the government involved in this at all?

If the energy supplies think that having smart meters are good for their business, then they should pay to install them, not the customer.

If the energy companies can convince the customers that this is good for them, then they can offer a CHOISE to the customer to pay to install them.

So back to my original question, what does this have to do with the government?

Lost WHITE CITY of the MONKEY GOD found after 500 years

Bob Wheeler
Trollface

I always thought...

that White City was in Shepherd's Bush?

BOFH in mugnificent return to Cash'n'Carrion

Bob Wheeler
Trollface

Re: Agreed

It's all about the conflict between image and self-image.

If your taller, then you can 'lord it' over everyone.

If your wider, then your just a ........<click>

Royal Mail's Colossus move gets ex-WREN's stamp of approval

Bob Wheeler
Happy

Tommy Flowers

There really should be a statue dedicated to him, oh about 50ft or so high.

Google strongly opposes plans to let ANY US COURT authorise digi-snoops

Bob Wheeler

Re: I don't understand...

@gerryg

thanks for the link, a very interesting read.

Bob Wheeler

I don't understand...

On the grounds that the people in US government are not stupid, misguided maybe, but not totally stupid, how can they think/believe that they have the legal/moral right to utterly trounce over any overseas legal jurisdictions without a howl of protest from the rest of the world.

Hello Barbie: Hang on, this Wi-Fi doll records your child's voice?

Bob Wheeler

Re: What if the earth had legs?

Well the turtle has four, then there are the elphants, they have four each........

BBC: SOD the scientific consensus! Look OUT! MEGA TSUNAMI is coming

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WTF?

Found the problem..

"the BBC wanted to present the subject to a disinterested audience"

See, it's the fault of the audience, if only they where interested then the BBC could make better programmes.

IBM pushes the Accelerate, makes one Big Blue storage family

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In the video

Was it my ears, or did the guy on the video sound like he had a lisp?

I kept thinking that Elmer Fudd was doing the voice over.

Chinese food safety officials drank so much during working lunch that one of them DIED

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Re: File under "Research"

Did they claim the lunch, liquid and solid, on expences?

First HSBC, now the ENTIRE PUBLIC SECTOR dodges tax

Bob Wheeler
Stop

Re: Two things

@Chris,

Exactly, it's not their money, it's ours. all they are doing, as you say, is an internal transfer from part of the gonvernment to another.

A total non story.

Fight back against illegal GCHQ spying with PAPERWORK!

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WTF?

Given this quote

"some ex- GCHQ staffers estimated that 95 per cent of all signals intelligence material handled at GCHQ is American"

Is it not self defeating if your tasked to look at UK based 'whatever wrong doer' if 95% of your signal intelligence is not relevent to the UK?

UK.gov can't get farmers onto its Verify service – even to claim subsidies

Bob Wheeler

Re: From the Whitehall Home for the Hard of Thinking

How many times have you seen a pilot of a wonderfully new complex system being trailed by IT savvy/power users who know how to use computers.

Is it not a valid idea to trail a new system on those with the lowest level of technology engagement, IF they get it to work for them, then everyone else is easy?

Vint Cerf: Everything we do will be ERASED! You can't even find last 2 times I said this

Bob Wheeler
Boffin

Rince and Repeat.

What he's talking about is the 100 year archive.

How to keep access to data - be that knowledge or cat video's - across the generations.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/04/snia_100_year_archive/

ATTENTION SETI scientists! It's TOO LATE: ALIENS will ATTACK in 2049

Bob Wheeler
Happy

Re: monumental collection of slack-jawed internet mumblings

Sorry, are we talking about el Reg comments section now?

Proposed US law could deal knockout blow to FBI in overseas cloud privacy ding-dongs

Bob Wheeler

Common Sence?

At first glance these two bill's do seem to be going in the right direction, even if it is 29 years in the making in regard to protecting e-mail access.

I guess it will depend on what changes are made beforehand, and then if/when they actually get into law.

TITANIC: Nuclear SUBMARINE cruising 'Sea of KRAKENS' may be FOUND ON icy MOON

Bob Wheeler
Coat

Two questions...

the mission design precludes an orbiter to relay data home

All great fun, but two questions.

If this is blue sky thinking, so has the mission design has been written?

Would the cargo craft that drops off the submarine not be able to act an orbiting relay?

UN negotiations menaced by topless women. Or not

Bob Wheeler
WTF?

And he is....

Mr Lomonaco remained unimpressed, pointing out that he could see only two people in the public gallery as the discussion took place

When it comes to the UN there is a long queue of unimpressed people.

SpaceX HOVER-SHIP landing scuppered by MASSIVE ocean waves

Bob Wheeler
Happy

Re: Culture ship names

If you want something that just trips off the toung....

Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath

Air gaps: Happy gas for infosec or a noble but inert idea?

Bob Wheeler
Pirate

Re: Back To The Future*

Back in the day of 'sneaker net', we used to have a few dedicated PC's dotted around for running an AV scan on floppies before they could (Sould) be used on proper work machines.

Car? Check. Driver? Nope. OK, let's go, says British govt

Bob Wheeler
Meh

Paint me sceptical.

Business secretary Vince Cable said the £19m government-funded driverless car projects underway in Greenwich, Bristol, Milton Keynes and Coventry will contribute to the "£900bn industry by 2025".

If this industry is going to be worth £900bn in 10 years’ time, then is the £19m a tad light weight in investment terms? I mean, for £19m (which is loose change in government terms) how much of the £900bn market are we going to get?

Swedish National Font marches to the sound of whalesong

Bob Wheeler
Holmes

Re: Ever more surprises

or even "the flag will be just as relevant 20 years from now as it is today"

I can't be sure, but I do suspect that the Sweedish flag has been around for a good length of time already, and in all probability will carry on untill well after I'm pushing up the daisy's.

NERDS KICK PUPPY 'bot in brutal attack

Bob Wheeler
Alert

Re: Kick

And think of what is going to happen when there area pack of these robo doggies roaming around the mean streets!!!!!!

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