Here it comes.......
"The War On Joss sticks" , shit here come the helicopters ,if only i had taken
more notice of those tv ads extolling the pleasure and virtue to be had by investing in
(completely safe and legal to use as certified by someone quite important and/or quite rich and/or expert and/or flawless media profile and /or blonde/young/old
/distinguished/believable /great hairdresser etc etc )
lavender,citrus or pine "air fresheners" ( cough , retch , skin reaction , irritation , breathing difficulties ) , you know , the ones that plug into a 13 amp socket
(ffs) HEY! you could have a different "fragrance" in every room...wheeeze .
But no , i decided to burn lethal patchouli and even now , Jaqui Smith is abseiling down from the helicopter carrying a flaming dildo in one hand , a loudhailer wedged up her arse , and an assault rifle screwed to her knee...woooohooo......
"These are organized gangs , making huge amounts of money , attempting total
destruction of the core values of our society and they must be stopped"
said a spokesperson (uh) for the government
Oooooooooo de torchum neva stop ....another day , another sausage .