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Signals are grim for Jodrell Bank Observatory after UK science funding decision

Steve Foster

Re: This is personal

Here's the article I mentioned:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyv4y3xdvgo

No, not in a major city, but Warwickshire (which still falls under the Birmingham/West Mids unitary travel ambit, if I've understood their website correctly).

Steve Foster

Re: This is personal

Nowhere did I suggest that the cumulative annual cost of a monthly bus pass had to be paid upfront (that would be very unusual). I annualised it for comparison with the BBC news article (which had annualised the existing spending).

If spending £60 weekly on bus tickets, it's a no-brainer to switch to spending the exact same money on a monthly pass instead. Save money from week 2 onwards.

It's no wonder people are poor when they fail to take simple obvious steps to avoid wasting significant sums.

I'll grant that it's possible there is an even better value annual bus pass option that might require payment of a substantial sum on day 1 that is probably inaccessible to those who could benefit most.

Steve Foster

Re: How Much?

The BBC news article I saw said JB's budget was £2.8m.

Less than 0.03% of the UKRI overall budget of just under £10bn.

Ref: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y6r9rdxygo

Steve Foster

Re: This is personal

Not only that, but it's clear people fail to take basic steps to organise themselves.

A BBC news article about the lowered cap heavily featured a lady who said she'd benefit because she was spending £3k a year on daily buses.

Except that, in principle, she wouldn't benefit for the simple reason that she should be using a season ticket. And if she had a season ticket, she'd be spending a whole lot less than £3k per year in the first place!

A quick internet search suggested a suitable monthly pass would be around £60/mo (about the same as the lady said she's spending weekly) - so ~£720pa. An easy ~£2.2k saving is much better than that offered by the reduced cap (the article said £500).

Google breaks Alibaba’s record for Europe’s largest DMA fine

Steve Foster

Play Notifications

I have all Play notifications apart from account and updates configured to off, yet Google ignores them and keeps telling me about games and "app of the week" and other such nonsense.

Unfortunately, I don't see any signs that the EU is picking up on or doing anything about such behaviour.

Talking smack about a doctor got him access to private medical files

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Re: This reminds me of the story...

Even crazier, he managed it twice!

How do you solve a problem like Capita?

Steve Foster

Sticking Plaster

IR35 is an attempt to fix underlying problems with the tax system without actually fixing the underlying problems.

It's a classic "add more complexity" solution when what is really needed is a ground-up rewrite. But the politicians aren't up to the job as they fear it will be unpopular and make it less likely that they'd be re-elected.

Irish datacenters now guzzle 23% of the country's electricity

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Hmmmm

It's beginning to look suspiciously like we may need to worry more about a datacentre event horizon than the shoe shop one.

(thanks, DA)

OpenAI's Atlas browser doesn't make it to its first birthday

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Re: The curious thing is

But that doesn't help the engine makers profits (you're not the customer; the advertisers are).

In increasingly many areas of life, it's looking like a full-on complete and total ban on advertising and promotion of all products and services is possibly the most useful thing a government could do. We could ask EM to rename Starship as the "B" ark, fill it a couple of times over, and send it on its way.

New Horizons Pluto probe just woke itself up after 321 days of hibernation

Steve Foster

Re: Relativity in action?

The hibernation and wake up dates are in the context of "last july".

So August 7 refers to 2025-08-07, not 2026-08-07.

UK.gov vows to cut consultancy spending, then hands up to £350M to consultancies

Steve Foster

Re: Years

Oh, please do give this tired old nonsense a rest.

IR35 is no more of an issue for domestic consultancies than foreign ones.

It's really only a factor for one-man bands, and those were almost certainly never going to be able to pick up this sort of business anyway.

Purism launches supersized 16-inch laptop for buyers who put privacy before price

Steve Foster

@Kurgan

So you don't believe that Purism "disables Intel's Management Engine" (as stated in TFA)?

(I presume the IME is the shadow computer you're referring to)

Arm64 on the desktop? It’s spendy and it’s sluggish

Steve Foster
Joke

"Lack of..."

... Macromedia Flash support

... Spotify support

Surely these are good things, n'est pas?

End of era as the BBC switches off Radio 4 Long Wave service

Steve Foster

Re: Teleswitches

I had one for years, and routinely ignored utility company bleating about replacing it (across multiple suppliers).

And then in mid-2024, my current supplier started telling me repeatedly it had to go because it wasn't going to work for much longer, and didn't stop until I let them swap it.

They installed smart meters (they did the gas one at the same time), which have been fine, other than there's a small glitch in that because they configured the electric smart meter as 2-rate, but they don't adjust the switch times to allow for GMT/BST (they run their off-peak rate on local time now, whereas my E7 hours stayed on GMT), the manual reading kWh figures for R1/R2 consumption are inaccurate and cannot be directly cross-checked against their billing.

Steve Foster
Facepalm

@Dr Syntax

These days, "bullshit".

Steve Foster

Re: Teleswitches

Note the 2025 date on those references. A year ago. Because that _was_ the [re-]scheduled date for R4 LW switch-off. It was deferred (yet again).

The BBC have been trying to get rid of R4 LW for several years, fiercely resisted by a small number of listeners (who could be safely ignored) but also (and more significantly) the electricity companies because of RTS meter installations.

AIUI, they (the utilities) were given another extension last summer (until now), but told "this really is the last time".

Portuguese bank sign's storage is about to cash out

Steve Foster

Re: Why harvest RAM?

Oh my. That's excellent.

It's up there with the Amazon Veet/Nair for Men reviews (if you've not seen them, they're well worth wastingspending half an hour on).

Steve Foster

Re: Anyone else?

I see the same effect (Vivaldi).

Boffins build a better pixel capable of emitting and receiving light

Steve Foster
Big Brother

Drat

So now your monitor could double up as a webcam as well?

I do my best to have as few cameras around the place as possible, preferably none (to mitigate against hacking risks). This potentially makes that harder.

(obvious choice of icon)

Brits still reckon Big Tech isn't paying enough tax

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Hmmmm...

"Three-quarters of respondents said they would prefer to work for a company that can demonstrate it pays its fair share of tax, while 74 percent said they would rather spend money with such a business."

Well, they _say_ that, yet they continue to shop at Amazon [+the Chinese copies].

Lessons from the VMwars – nothing virtual about the Broadcom vs Tesco slugfest

Steve Foster

"makes more money"

Oh no, it doesn't.

Turnover != profit.

Tesco's annual net profit for 25/26 (YE Mar 31) was £1.75bn.

Broadcom's net profit for 24/25 (YE Nov 2) was $23.1bn.

Serious ISS air leak forces NASA astronauts to temporarily take shelter in Dragon capsule

Steve Foster
Joke

Duh...

Duct tape FTW...

Maybe two rolls if it's a big leak...

The tech that could make Marvell the next trillion dollar company

Steve Foster
Terminator

Stark Industries?

My eyes read "Marvel" at first, so I was quite confused by the headline (it doesn't take much these days).

(icon chosen as a proxy for "Iron Man")

Bosses blinded by confidence about shadow AI use by workers

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Aw Shucks

CxO: "<AI Agent of choice>, is the use of AI by my staff a problem?"

<AI Agent>: "Of course not. AI is highly regarded and never makes mistakes."

In the immortal words of a well-known philosopher: "D'oh!"

Microsoft Excel champ proves he still has the formula

Steve Foster
Joke

Re: Enhanced Excel

Where, for N contestants, there will be N different solutions, all of which will produce plausible results that are actually incorrect.

Rerunning the contest 10 minutes later will produce another N different solutions (none identical to the first pass), all of which will also be incorrect.

When asked, CoPilot will staunchly defend all 2N answers, while advertising $1 pizza slices.

Microsoft says cu l8r to text message security

Steve Foster

Re: Will still be needed

Except that the authenticator apps are usually cross-platform and have sync options, so users should in principle be better protected against the loss of a single device.

UK drivers' agency shrugs off claims of week-long booking site smashes, blames browser configs

Steve Foster

Re: Crapita

DVSA is the Driver and Vehicle Standards Agency, based in Bristol. They look after driving tests and instructors, HGV/PSV operators, vehicle safety and inspections (think HGVs, weighbridges and the like) and oversee the MOT system.

DVLA is the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, based in Swansea. They handle driving licences, keeper registration and VED.

There's obviously some overlap and the two bodies do interact, but they are distinct entities.

Artemis III aims for 'late 2027' for Earth orbit demonstration

Steve Foster

Re: No Starship flights

Haven't they run out of units for RUD testing for the time being? ISTR they'd stopping building them while preparing for the next iteration of the design?

Where to buy a non-Apple, non-Google smartphone

Steve Foster

Re: Support from general commerce?

Proton do a free authenticator, available as a smartphone app (iOS and Android) and for computers (all of Windows, Mac and Linux). It lets you optionally sync across all the previous, so OTP codes can be generated pretty much anywhere you like.

I was astounded to find it's even recognised by the dreadful gov.uk "One Login".

Proton Authenticator Downloads page

UK.gov's DCMS to new CDIO: Migrate from Google to Microsoft, overhaul ERP, build a team

Steve Foster

Except that most private sector jobs [paying £125k] won't come with an employer pension contribution of £36k. That's tax and NI free.

How Salesforce and ServiceNow are squaring off in the battle for the helpdesk

Steve Foster
Trollface

Re: Fix my password reset

"OK, 12345." is probably considered an acceptable password by many systems since it combines 3 character subtypes and exceeds a minimum length requirement of 8.

Microsoft tells crusty old kernel drivers to get with the Windows Hardware Compatibility Program

Steve Foster

Re: Detection tools?

And is there a simple way to find that out? That doesn't involve manual inspection of the properties of every installed driver (does that even show me who signed a driver?).

Steve Foster
Alert

Detection tools?

Is there any easy way [for users and/or admins] to detect and identify such drivers today? Or do we have to wait for this policy to generate some sort of log/alert?

Commercial space pleads with NASA to stop moving the goalposts in orbit

Steve Foster
Joke

"goalposts in space"

Really? Of all the things to put into orbit, when did we do that?

And what sort? Football (soccer for our American acquantainces), Rugby, Hockey, American Football, or some other sport?

Or were they put up as a target for when Elon sent his Tesla Roadster aloft?

Out-of-band getting out of hand as Microsoft pushes hotpatch for Bluetooth

Steve Foster

Re: Linux Security Roundup for Week 11, 2026 Reveals Critical Fixes

I don't think anyone has claimed that Linux has reached perfection (or ever might).

It's more the case that MS' legendary unwillingness to consider QC as anything other than a nuisance [at best] has continued to scale new heights. Which combined with their new determination to let "AI" write all their code unsupervised is proving to be demonstrably awful for a lot of folks who have the misfortune to have to use MS software.

Campaigners claim NHS Palantir system could be accessed by police and immigration

Steve Foster

"illegal and in breach of contract"

*today*.

Tomorrow, perhaps not so much.

Once the data has been collected and collated, then the law/contract can be changed to allow access.

The only way to be sure that can't happen is prevent the first part (avoid the data collection).

Users fume at Outlook.com email 'carnage'

Steve Foster

Re: OVH

You can use ASN registration/block searches to find most of their IP ranges.

Steve Foster

Re: Unfortunately

It used to be the case that making a purchase of a few hundred pounds on store credit was one of the most effective ways of doing that, as retailers finance arms/subsidiaries were traditionally a bit more willing to lend than banks (because it helped make the sale). I do not know if that's still the case.

Buying an Atari ST that way is what got my credit score established nearly 40 years ago.

Steve Foster

Re: OVH

As OVH are fairly well known for failing to contain spammer activity, doesn't everybody?

Bank of England says it can run £431M settlement system without Accenture

Steve Foster

NAO happy or unhappy?

It's not clear from the article if the overall NAO position on this is positive or negative.

But, from my armchair POV, it looks like the BoE has done far better than just about any other government project. A modest cost overrun (not the usual orders of magnitude increases), and they aren't beholden to external rip-off merchants for ongoing maintenance and support.

I wonder how the ~£40m annual running cost compares against the previous incarnation of the project.

Microsoft's Project Silica promises eternal storage. It can't get there from here

Steve Foster
Trollface

Re: Too much

"The internet currently generates many petabytes of data per day."

No, it generates petabytes of garbage every day. A much more modest amount of it is data.

50 GW of datacenter demand queues up for UK grid access

Steve Foster

Link to Planning Permission?

Make it so that any project that doesn't yet have PP (or maybe just at least applied for PP) is automatically disqualified from being added to the connection queue.

Sopra Steria sues UK government over £958M Capita outsourcing award

Steve Foster

Re: As much as I dislike Crapita

Better yet, as this is the Civil Service, they should be running payroll and HR directly in-house, and not pissing taxpayers money away on private profits at all.

Of course, that modestly increases the total number of civil servants required, which is currently anathema to the British Govt (even though a broadly-similar number of workers will be employed just to service the CS contract), so simply cannot be countenanced.

Ofcom's grumble-o-meter lights up for EE, TalkTalk, Vodafone

Steve Foster
WTF?

BT vs PlusNet

Hmmm, since BT bought PlusNet quite a long time ago, it's surprising they've not been thoroughly gutted to the same level of incompetence as BT (yet).

If PlusNet are somehow keeping BT practices at bay (on the broadband side of things), maybe BT's best option would be to migrate all their broadband customers onto PlusNet.

Dear Oracle, we need to talk about the future of MySQL

Steve Foster

Dealing with Oracle

"The only winning move is not to play.", WOPR/Joshua

(cf. "WarGames" for any who need help with the quote)

Contain your Windows apps inside Linux Windows

Steve Foster

Re: Yuck

For anyone with hardware [and/or software] that can only be driven under Windows, what else do you suggest?

(note that replacing very expensive or niche h/w or s/w with something else [that doesn't require Windows] might not be practicable, or even available)

DWP finds Copilot saves civil servants a whopping 19 minutes a day

Steve Foster
FAIL

"Our Survey says «two-tone raspberry of failure»"

19 minutes saving you say? Across nearly 2000 civil servants? About half a second each then?

Or is the claim 19 minutes per CS? Which seems likely to be utter BS, given the shambolic state of "AI" currently.

NS&I's IT car crash considers cutting legacy links to stop the bleeding

Steve Foster

Re: The only banking app that didn't accept payments

"Because it costs less for them to maintain either an app or website than both simultaneously."

If cost is the primary concern, the solution is website only.

Maintaining an app normally means _two_ apps because there are two major device ecosystems, so they aren't saving money over just developing the website (just the opposite).

"Personally I find reading a bank statement easier on my 24 inch monitor than a phone so I can't say I agree with the status quo but here we are!"

Well, I've stuck with paper bank statements because they're generally even easier to read (though my annual mortgage statement is trying to prove the opposite by being printed at 8pt or 9pt! [for no good reason]). But yes, I find just about everything easier to read on a good-sized monitor than on my phone, and similarly it's much easier to enter text via a keyboard than with my fingers on 1/3 of a smartphone screen (which simultaneously shrinks the already too-small display or covers up crucial elements).

Steve Foster
WTF?

Re: The only banking app that didn't accept payments

Why is there even an app? If there's a functioning website, they simply aren't needed.

I'm increasingly fed up with organisations killing off (or severely restricting) their website functionality - that provides pretty much universal accessibility - in favour of [cr]apps that require a specific device (ie smartphone).

BOFH: Eight pints of a lager and a management breakthrough

Steve Foster

Re: Ah yes, 6-Sigma.

"an ISO 9000 auditor"

ISTR I might still have one of those around somewhere too, but it probably says "BS5750".

I don't think it's shameful, as long as the limitations of that standard are understood: it's not really a quality standard, it's more a documentation/paperwork standard.

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