All your Viagra are belong to us. . .
That is all
/mines the one with the copy of Zero Wing in the pocket
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"We believe we put forward a compelling argument that this activity is illegal, unregulated and detrimental to Kentuckians and thus far the court has agreed with us," the spokesman, Jay Blanton, told The Register.
Sorry I live in the states (NY before you ask) and first of all if these fucking rednecks get away with this bullshit we, as a country, might as well take turns wiping out asses with the Constitution as thats what seems to be happening more and more all the time anyway. People wonder why I have a problem with authority, its FUCKING IDIOTS LIKE THESE. Bible belt fucktards who want to take everything to the utter fucking extreme just to "PROTECT" their (in this case) "Kentuckians", let alone probably feel like they are doing the rest of the GODDAMN COUNTRY and maybe even the rest of the WORLD a favor. Seriously did they fucking ask me what I want? I don't really care about gambling but who are THEYto say what I can and can't do? I'M SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS COUNTRY SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!11ONE
(Does this qualify for FotW material?)
/not going anon because I really dont give a shit anymore.
/Flames cause well......I hope these idiots burn
Umm yes it did exist before that...early 1939 IIRC
On a side note the real Clark Kent proved he couldnt stop bullets (that was kinda messy) and has since issued suit against DC for making him grow up without friends or a woman and making him believe he could do that. He is suing for medical pain and suffering as well as negligence. Looking for <dr evil voice> 1 BILLION DOLLARS </dr evil voice>
Oh I will enjoy following this one.
/mines the one with the cowl with long cap attached
"The second way of connecting the Pogo printer – and, we suspect, the one more likely to be used – is over Bluetooth from a mobile phone"
Whoopie, now instead of taking a picture of my ass with a friends camera phone, setting as their wall paper I can bluejack their printer and print snaps of it as well.
/Mines the one with the antenna sticking out of the pocket
Heh that reminded me of a scene in Super Troopers where the guy is using the speed gun to see how fast he can wank it. Nice Job
On the 2MB a song one
Remember this is all on an iPod so figure all of the songs were bought there then 2MB a song is probably right.
Right on. Couldnt have said it better myself. . .
Now if you would please like to help me get some of my funds out of the Bank of <INSERT COUNTRY HERE> I would be more then happy to give you 50% of the money. All I need is Name, DoB, age, mothers first and last name, fathers shoe size, blood type, bank account numbers, pin numbers, phone number, what was your first car/pet/date, whos your favorite band/sport team/superehero, a listing of all STDs you have had, place of residence, former place of residence, future place of residence, make and model of car (the last three you have had please), names and contact information of former lovers, best friends contact information, siblings information (they are also eligible to help with something else I need and would be more then happy at the reward), and finally school history all the way back to Kindergarten. Thank you for your time.
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As for I Like it.....
Sorry Jon but answer is probably so.
"It also seems far-fetched that someone playing San Andreas would think ESS had provided whatever expertise, support, or unique strip-club knowledge it possesses to the production of the Game."
Damn good of the courts to see this is just a frivolous lawsuit. I know thats not what they said exactly but point is there. Course this does make me wonder....exactly what expertise, support and knowledge would they provide?
No No No your dancing on the pole all wrong this is how you do it, now make sure you also put things in the right hole for the scenes out back of the club....
/mines the one with the trojans in the pocket.
First of all I have yet to finish BioShock. The game is just about totally unplayable. Buggy as hell, crashes worse then windows, I dont even know where to begin. And the utter lack of support from 2K was appaling. This company cares less about the gamer, which oddly enough is why they make money, then they do about the money. Almost a year went by before there was an update that was SUPPOSED to fix the majority of the issues and yet the game is still unplayable. Dont get on me about my system being "under spec" Ill post a log of my hardware if you need proof. Personally I will not be buying this even if its in the bargin bin at KMart. Also what are they going to do for DRM this time? You can only install it on one computer ever and no we are not going to refund activations or anything to that nature? I hate these idiots.
Virtual Priest says: "I now pronounce you man and wife"
Virtula Priest says: "What you just killed your husband?"
Virtual Priest says: "OFFICER ARREST HER"
Virtual Cop says: "Ma'am your coming with me. Your under the arrest for....umm say WHAT??"
Just me or is he virtual world starting to become more and more real for some then the real world is?
/Dumb ass broad. . .Point made
PAGING WEBSTER PAGING WEBSTER, YOUR ATTENTION IS NEEDED IN THE COMMENT SECTION.
That is all thank you.
@x86 is a disease
ROFL Very very nice
(heres mine)
"Oh fine dont use our Pentium processor in your device. Bet you it wont add 2+2 and get 3.999999999999999999999996.......oh damn"
Back about a year and a half or two ago I saw this on Newegg.coms website when I went to place an order. Immediately said hell no to doing this and giving the information as all the bells and klaxons were going off. Closed the window and the order went through without a hitch. A little while later same thing same site so for shits and giggles, since I was ditching the card after that order anyway, I decided to see what would happen so I filled in the information. It kept failing said I had reached my max attempts so I closed the window and VIOLA order went through. Is it still this buggy or was I just an unlucky beta tester for it?
@Flocke Kroes
Nice one I had a clean, tea free monitor before reading that.
@Typical Responses - William
You fuckwit. Bullshit if its banned in "THAT" state. Who the hell are you to sit there and say they were "riding roughshod" over the laws, by that reasoning your saying that if its illegal in ANYPLACE and I do it I'M breaking the law? Wow I love that logic. So Im making it a law that its illegal for people to be moronic, which means your breaking the law. That jdge is an idiot, plain and simple. Bible thumping, inbred, backwater moron who shouldnt even be a judge if he wants to pass something like that. Now by that same logic you just used I guess it's against the law for me to have sworn like I did and to have called you a fuckwit. Oh well Send me to jail now I guess since I just broke a law. Ill make it easy for you too I live in NY. Cheerio.
On another note, why is it that, me living in the states, have the urge more and more to up and fucking move out of this damn country? I know the UK isnt much better but damn, I guess its time to bring back my plea for someone to sponsor me and get me out of this hell hole.
WANTED - One caring home with smart individuals, good net connection and great beer for a pissed off American. Very little maintance needes, knows how to use a toilet (and flush it too), good grooming habits and very little food needed. Please contact if your interested in helping this poor soul.
/end rant
/Chances are this wont be posted but I was in a cheerful place until I read that moronic comment. Flames for ovbious reasons.
That will be addressed in Windows 7.
On a more serious note I have been using Vista for almost a year now without problems that werent because of my own fault. (IE: fucking with stuff I shouldnt have fucked with just to see what I could do)
I do blame the manufactures for shipping Vista on alot of subpar machines.
First we have Pickup trucks with gun racks on the back window now we are going to have deathray racks. What happens when they energy pack for the gun overheats because of being used as a fuse?
Not to mention whos going to make the packs? SONY? Hell if thats the case why bother go into battle with the enemy just use the gun a bit till the pack ignites.
/Mines the asbestos one. Thanks.
"This afternoon the team brought Hubble out of safe mode and placed the 486 computer back in control."
Hubble is running in safe mode.
This special diagnostic mode of Hubble enables you to fix a problem which may be caused by your network or hardware settings. Make sure these settings are correct in Control Panel, and then try starting Hubble again. While in safe mode, some of your devices may not be available.
To proceed to work in safe mode, click Yes. If you prefer to use System Restore to restore your Hubble to a previous state, click No.
Wonder if they tried to click no :)
Highly doubt that will happen. Im sure they have the money and probably know where it is since something of this magnitude would be well....bad. My guess is that if they are still making money for Luxembourg then its a dont ask dont tell policy. Personally I feel sorry for the nitwits that got caught up using PayPal for this.
/mines the one with the CASH in the pocket
"I believe I said something to this effect when XP came around and I was (and still am on all machines) running Windows 98 SE."
Im sorry to hear that. Must be fun finding program support for it.
On another note I will have to say I am another one of the happy Vista users. I was in the crowd of bashing it when it was new, mainly becuase AT THE TIME it did have its issues, which I seem to recall Win95, Win98, Win2k and WinXP ALL had at launch. Been using Ultimate64 for about 6 months now and if anything system is MORE (yes you heard right) MORE stable then it was on XP, over all uses less RAM, and generally responds a whole hell of alot faster then XP did doing the same exact tasks.
Personally if you havent tried it (and by try I do mean run it on a system that isnt the bare minimum for running it) then before you continue to knock it you should. Cheerio
Cisco being sued by the RI Ass A for infringing on their rights to make poor quality bootlegs of the songs, distributing them in a malicious manner (sending them out all over the place with no idea of who got what), and then covering up what they have done by replacing the discs with what should be there?
Can we start a save Cisco foundation with man thongs and a Geeks of Cisco calendar?
Im sure we can raise a few bucks for their defense.
Heh nice one I can see it now. . .
"Sarge is this track supposed to be in pieces?"
"Didn't you read the damn directions soldier? Its says some assembly required!!"
"But Sarge, this barrel says 'Made in China' and it doesn't look too straight."
"AWwwww F(bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)"
Yep, its gonna happen mark my words.
@710-77345
Took me about 10 minutes of looking at it before I got it. Yes yes I know stupid but ive had a long day
not posting anon because I deserve ridicule for taking that long to figure it out
/Paris cause well.....now I know how she feels all the time
Personally I think the judge did the right thing. Sending a message to these fucktards who want to spam the hell out of people to make money, good for him. I say ruin the people who intentionally go OUT OF THEIR WAY (ie: hire a broker wasnt it?) to seem legit. Dont blame the people who dont know better about viruses and get their PCs infected hold the people doing the infecting and then using the PCs and ruin them for life. Hope they learn, Wankers
/flames well.......just cause
I was actually busy playing a game, on phone with corsair and reading ElReg on my second monitor when I got to that post. So since you have all these clauses covering religions fact is I am atheist so Imexempt from that contract and since I cant read the smaller then small print I think I can say that I did not see that and could not agree to the full ToS you have provided. I would like to get out of this deal since you could not disclose openly and fully :)
I wonder if now that this NDA is killed off how long till FREE apps start appearing on the net? Seeing as it will show how everything is tied together and should allow people to skip Apples gold star program.
Just my 2 cents
/Paris because im sure its only a matter of time till we see her on the JesusPhone as well.
I think its time to go digging in the basement for the Windows 1 install media.....
*ring ring* Yeah NASA? Yeah I have the install discs your looking for. Great great nice to know you need them, I seel them to you (in best Dr Evil impression) 1 BILLION dollars. What no? You have to go through Congress for funding? Damn. How about just a million?
I can see that call now.
* An upgrade to a faster broadband package at no extra cost
Ummm ok maybe this one isnt half bad for some people that may not be able to afford it otherwise. Though on the same note heh unlimited broadband 'nuff said.
* £1 off monthly broadband bills
WOW impressive amount off. Whats the bill for BB over there? 45-60?
* £1 cashback per month
See above though I do wonder how much they would be making off this in the end.
* A cut of advertising revenues
1% cut for all of the 60 people who might allow this. $85 million at 1% doesnt sound that bad and they would still be making money
* A free premium technical support line
Tech support SHOULD be free if your paying for service. Idiots.
* Free music download vouchers
Its call torrents people already use them and get more free music then they would give away.
* Free anti-virus software
Umm doesnt this already come with BB service over there? I know it comes free with BB over in some cases, wouldnt use it but thats just me.
* Parental content controls
See above but doesnt most AV software now-a-days come with as well?
I know im not from the UK but seriously do they think you are anymore retarded then people over here in the states? I mean shit I thought we had the monopoly on idiots over here.
Sorry they think you are all fools :(
Nice call there.
"Thank you for shopping at Walmart sir that will be $250. Yes that is a loud horn behind me sir thank you heres your change and watch the curb stepping away from the counter."
On a side note I can also see someone with a sense of humor too...
"Walk 10 steps ahead and then turn left, *snicker* 5 steps then another left, *snicker* you will arrive at your destination in 20 steps. . . *snicker*" 1...2...3...4...5...THUD
wonder if I can get this walk into a street because the voice in my headset told me that it was a sidewalk, get hit by a car and then sue
/Mines the one with the BlueTwat Headset in it.
If I take out liability insurance and then sue myself for falsely saying that Apple is the greatest company ever, then I can make money off that?
SWEET Where do I sign up?
*sings* America America..........
I hate this country sometimes.
/Mines the orange one with Guantanamo Detainee on the back