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Disembodied fruit fly brain joins the crypto speculation swarm

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Punny!

brainchild… I see what you did there :D

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Re: What's the old saying?

I think it’s gnat, but close enough

Enjoy the Windows 10 Update Experience at London's O2

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Skydiving rocks

"We'd recommend indoor skydiving as an alternative to jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft for those minded to give it a go"

You'd only say that if you've never done it.

Hugging Face is too important to fall into Nvidia's hands

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Money

"Delangue and his cohort are going to have plenty of Benjamins with which to wipe away any tears of regret."

What more is there to say? Everyone has a price.

Datacenters face direct hit from China rare earth curbs, as clock runs out on escalated licensing chokeoff

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Canada has rare minerals

Too bad he pissed them off too.

CISA: Most exploited vulnerabilities should have been eradicated decades ago

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Yeah

Vulnerabilities such as allowing a felon to be elected president.

$1T investment giant Apollo breached after social engineering attack

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Externalize

“Experienced an incident” is one way to phrase getting pwned. Hopefully they don’t pay the ransom.

If you're not using AI to attack your own systems, your adversaries will

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They will

whether you do or not

Researcher tricks Apple’s Find My into sharing location data with Linux

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Another way

You can also set up a macOS VM, run Find My on it and screen scrape the locations.

Microsoft finally fixing File Explorer and the Context Menu

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Context

Thankfully I rarely have to use Windows but I noticed a while ago most of the main context menu items I'd use in Explorer were now buried in a submenu. WTH?

Microsoft tosses Teams Live chat into its feature graveyard

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Experience!

"focus investments on newer customer engagement and communication experiences."

"Today we're excited to take that customer experience to a new level"

"replaced by a Teams "events experience."

Remember my rule of thumb: when you see the word "experience" you're reading BS.

Google Earth's AI makeover survives less than one planetary rotation

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It must be on some other planet

Samsung warns memory crunch will last through 2028 as profit rises 19-fold

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Sorry

Sorry, not sorry!

SpaceX to try its luck again with Starship Flight 13 after engines and weather say no

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RUD Please

I hope it fails and, preferably, explodes.

Flock cameras go up in flames as cops hunt suspected firebugs

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Good!

I'm not sure this is the best way to deal with the cameras but as long as they're rendered inoperable I approve.

Connecting AI agents to outside services explodes the risk radius

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To be fair, for most of that time software has been deterministic. If you want to limit an API's blast radius you either ensure the calling code doesn't do bad things (from the caller side) or establish permissions on the credential (from the service side)

Neither of those are really viable when you want a (effectively) non-deterministic software system to take action on your behalf automatically. You can't control exactly what it will do and if you lock down the credential too much it won't be able to do what you want. So what do you do? Human-authorize each call? Write some heuristic to monitor the calls? Allow the bad things but have rollback functionality?

It's still being worked on.

Microsoft warns customers AI will mean busier Patch Tuesdays

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Double Entendre

I initially read the headline as meaning we'd be seeing (even) more Windows bugs due to their use of AI. I have a feeling I wasn't wrong.

The AI that spawned MechaHitler and deepfake porn puts on a suit to become legal advisor and Excel jockey

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Not just deepfake porn, deepfake child porn, let’s not forget.

Oracle outlines all the ways it could lose the farm it bet on AI

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I hope they go belly up

Ellison deserves nothing less.

AI is code – and can't be prompted into being smarter

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Re: Hilarious article leads to question

There is no difference between text and instructions, it's all just tokens. LLMs are fed input tokens and each one affects the output. There is no reason to expect anything else because this is their design.

The question is how can we prevent things we don't want becoming input to the LLM? The solution is still being worked on.

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Re: Sanitised Inputs

Exactly. I don't think it's really possible in a single model and session scenario but I'm sure people are working on something like a separate model trained to detect malicious instructions.

It's tricky because the network being affected by the input is how the whole thing works so you can't just instruct the model to disregard certain parts. The agent/harness will have to perform sanitation steps first.

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Sort of

"AI" isn't just code, is a combination of weights - which is data - and software which uses the weights. While the software and weights determine the peak capability of the system, the prompt determines how close a given session gets to its goal, so in that sense AI can very much be prompted to be "smarter". Dumb prompt, dumb output. Smart prompt, smart output.

It's surprising anyone would expect an LLM not to consider some of the input provided to it. Its whole purpose and method of operation is to take all input and correlate it using the weights. It doing that is not "not smart", it's simply doing what it does. To prevent malicious output one needs to prevent malicious input and this is unfortunately a difficult problem since humans are rather good at encoding malicious intent in language. Even humans are regularly affected by this problem (see: advertising, influencers and scams) so it's hardly surprising AI isn't magically good at it.

KPMG's AI report becomes an accidental demo of AI hallucinations

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Re: "Total Experience: Redefining Excellence in the Age of Agentic AI"

Marketing wonks just can’t help shoving the word EXPERIENCE! into every single thing, even when it doesn’t make sense, as here.

My rule of thumb is when you see the word experience you know you’re reading BS. It certainly holds up here.

Gothenburg's self-driving bus trammed on day one

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Tram operator doesn’t like the idea of his job being taken by a robot, rear ends autonomous bus, which everyone will blame?

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Re: Self-Steering Bicycle

That’s impossible!

Google explains how it will infuse ads into AI answers

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Yuck

This is so gross. Google has helped ruin the web with advertising and now they're turning their own service into a flashing punch the money ad. What a piece of crap company.

I'll continue being very happy to pay for Kagi instead.

VMware quietly debuts Arm hypervisor tech preview

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Don't support Broadcom

LocalSend puts your sneakernet out of business

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Re: What about with no (established) network?

Came to say the same - this tool does sound handy but it's not really the same as AirDrop. AirDrop is likely also much faster since it uses the entire channel and doesn't go through an AP.

Qualcomm teases ‘dedicated CPU for agentic experiences’ and ‘agentic smartphones’

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Re: "agentic experiences"? Really?

My rule of thumb: when you see the word “experience” you’re reading BS.

Fewer users, fatter wallets is why Anthropic tops OpenAI in LLM revenue stakes

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Analogy

Anthropic is the Apple of AI.

Apple has an opportunity to rediscover humanity in its push toward AI

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Hear, hear! Apple regularly states (including in Tim's Community Letter) that they put customers at the center of everything they do. To an extent they do but there is an unfortunate list of things where they clearly do not.

Now they have a great opportunity to undo some of those things. I hope they avail themselves of it.

NASA sets 'impossible' ground rules for relocation of 'flown space vehicle'

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Thanks to trump’s disastrous war helium is in short supply. You’ll need to some some other lighter than air gas.

ChatGPT advised exec on how to fire Subnautica founders to avoid payout, court ruling says

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Chatbot responds to prompt

This is what they do. The news here isn’t that the chatbot answered the prompt, it’s that an idiot listened and did what it said.

Nvidia's DLSS 5 promises to bring you out the other side of the uncanny valley

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Performance

Beyond the visual quality improvements what I find exciting about this is how it might impact performance.

In the same way upscalers render at a lower resolution, neural rendering might allow the engine to reduce quality settings, using much simpler geometry, textures and shaders and eschewing the tricks engines use to enhance realism. It will be interesting to see just how rudimentary the rendered frames can get with the output remaining near photorealistic.