* Posts by Stone Fox

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Brit kids failing to fall out of trees

Stone Fox
Boffin

is it me

or does anyone else feel this could be evolution in motion?

As we become more technologically dependant might we perhaps become less dependant on Vitamin D, or just develop "sun lamps" that give us what we need without all the other bits that give us skin cancer?

Steve Jobs uncloaks the 'iPad'

Stone Fox
FAIL

A phrase I head on the onion news network springs to mind

"Ass-backwards as fuck"

ifail...?

Which? warns on pirate letters

Stone Fox
Go

could someone please explain something to me

At the risk of appearing thing, I'm not sure I get this.

The bulk of these people will be basic home internet users with a cheap, crappy router / ADSL modem and a dynamic IP address.

Presumably they'll have unplugged the router at some point, or had to reset or replace it in the intervening time.

Do the ISP's keep track of who had what IP at what time? Or is the IP recorded at the time then the data sat on for a year before sending a threatening letter? Isn't there a six month deadline on doing anything about this? (the last question being legal, rather than technical)

Oil companies hit by 'state' cyber attacks, says report

Stone Fox
FAIL

I'm getting very tired of...

elitist pricks that have their heads and their copies of linux wedged so far up their arses they burp fanboi flavoured farts mainly composed of semi-insulting, meaningless rhetoric about those no it the cult.

Their even worse than the non-IT 'virus proof' cult of jobs you meet in coffee shops.

BenDwire and his sheeple comment for example.

And before anyone asks, I run windows 7 on my desktop and backtrack 4 on my laptop.

China swings at Clinton as Schmidt fudges exit plan

Stone Fox
Stop

I just tried

The Islam is... google autocomplete thing and got a full listing,

and the first suggested autocomplete was "islam is bullshit"

seems they've fixed it.

Police arrest MD of dowsing-rod 'bomb detector' firm

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Thumb Up

I think it's definately a case of "Well done sir!"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but back when he was selling these to Saddam it was in our interest for them NOT to be able to detect explosive ordenance...

Also, am I the only one that thinks not even the creator takes them seriously?

"We are working on a new model that has flashing lights"

Priceless!

If this new model detects something and has to go from red alert to blue alert, does this mean changing the bulb?

Air France offers two-seat deal for fatties

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Thumb Up

too bloody right.

Now if only we could get TFL to implent the same policy but make it mandatory for all London public transport...

Vomit cannon to protect vessels from pirates, paparazzi

Stone Fox
Coat

slightly long winded, but....

"Puke Inducing Ship to Ship Ordnance Foreship Firing"

which rather nicely spells;

PISS-OFF!

A suitable response for paparazzi I feel.

Selfridges punts £1,800 Spanish ham

Stone Fox
Unhappy

Am I the only one....

Who finds the idea of eating three year old meat un-appealing?

Knuckle rap for riot shield sledging coppers

Stone Fox
FAIL

Join the police...

leave your sense of humour at the door.

on a slightly more serious (?!) note, I think that reprimanding them for this is a bit of a public relations cock up.

US Matrix-style cyberwar firing range goes to Phase II

Stone Fox
Coat

I for one

would like to be the first to welcome our new artificially intelligent internet dominating skynet overlords.

Zuckerberg: 'I am a prophet'

Stone Fox
FAIL

it always amazes me

the self righteous wank that comes out of the mouth of opinionated people who have never tried that which they are criticising.

I use facebook.

I know how non-existent data security and privacy is but I find a useful tool for keeping track of and leaving messages for friends who live in different areas or countries and my family in Australia.

Pull your collective heads out of your collective backsides, stop over-using the word sheeple and accept that it's not just text speaking teenage hoodies that find facebook useful.

Get over yourselves.

Controversy rages over robot vasectomy reversal in Florida

Stone Fox
Coat

may I be the first to say

What a load of bollocks.

U2 frontman bitchslapped by TalkTalk

Stone Fox
Thumb Down

I keep miss-reading

execrable

as

excretable

Although anything that comes out of Bonos mouth is probably both...

TfL deploys privacy-busting voyeurcam

Stone Fox
Unhappy

ah shucks...

they seem to have fixed it already.

Bluetooth SIG takes it down a notch

Stone Fox
Coat

erm...

why does dwarf-shrub habitat found on mainly infertile acidic soils require 'care software' ?

enquiring minds want to know!

(go re-read the first paragraph)

mines the one with a pocket full of Ulex gallii.

Film review site hacked to spew malicious PDFs

Stone Fox
Stop

Switch.

Since I don't (and does anyone I know) use that craptastic, heavy piece of bloatware that is Adobe PDF reader I'm not to concerned.

Foxit reader all the way.

Conficker jams up developing interwebs

Stone Fox
Unhappy

Am I the only one....

dreading what happens when that thing grinds into life?

Think how much spam that thing could chuck out. We'll drown in a virtual sea of penis enlargment pills.

Surveying anonymity and the public good

Stone Fox
Pint

earthshattering news at nine!

"Members of the public are wary of having their data used – even anonymously – for research purposes, whilst researchers are altogether more laid back about the proposition."

Wow.

Did they pay much money for that conclusion? I'd have told them that for a pint.

UK judges reject Lucas' appeal in Star Wars helmet case

Stone Fox
Stop

I BEG YOUR F**KING PARDON?!?

"that the English courts should allow the US courts jurisdiction in cases involving internet trading"

And why exactly should we do allow foreign jurisidiction (from a fairly corrupt legal system I might add) over our own?!

Zuckerberg pictures exposed by Facebook privacy roll-back

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Paris Hilton

dammit!

pipped to the post on petard remarks!

I suspect he'll end up leaving a lot of stuff visible to save face.

Paris, because we've seen a lot of her private 'moments'!

Scareware slingers flaunt fake MS endorsement

Stone Fox
Flame

and the real question is...

how long it takes a mac or linux user to slip past the hubris detectors and make some smug, semi-honest but utterly worthless comment here...

Quite an interesting story though, I wonder if we'll get any stats at a later date about how many systems are compromised by this.

I'd be interested to know just what percentage of the general public are stupid enough to fall for this.

Large Hadron boffin arrested on terrorism suspicion

Stone Fox
FAIL

methinks

that Al-Quaida have been watching Angels & Demons and want some antimatter!

When you sneeze, does Google tell the Feds?

Stone Fox
Stop

Scroogle

http://www.scroogle.org/scraper.html

There. Now stop arguing and use the damn thing. I set it as the homepage on most machines I work on.

US judge rejects lawsuit against God

Stone Fox
Stop

While obviously there is no god...

Surely the point of this is to highlight the stupidity of insurance companies "get out clause" - 'acts of god'

OpenOffice.org overwhelmed by demand for version 3.0

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Flame

@darling petunia

It's alright love, we all have our crosses to bear. :)

Turbo-charged wireless hacks threaten networks

Stone Fox
Alert

The real question is...

Where can we get a copy of the software?

Serial troll bitchslaps Reg hack

Stone Fox
Stop

*sighs* Americans....

This guy really expemplifies all of the negative sterotypical images people have of the seppos.

And what is it with their strange delusion that they single handedly won WW2??? Maybe it's because they teach that the war started in 1943 in seppo schools.

If he's reading this I'd like to ask him to kindly go back to chanting "America is best!" in the midst of his failing economy, high crime rate and global disgust.

Captain Cyborg to chew the fat with Ultra Hal

Stone Fox
Black Helicopters

I for one....

Would like to be the first to welcome our new conversational sentient machine overlords.

McAfee snaps up Secure Computing

Stone Fox
Happy

Excellent!

Now at least one component of their utterly atrocious shite might actually work worth a piss.

Wunderkind starts robot-buster weapons firm

Stone Fox

I for one

would like to be the first to welcome our murderous robotic overlords.

Anti-Kremlin website owner shot dead in police custody

Stone Fox
Dead Vulture

Is it just me....

Or does this remind anyone else of that scene from pulp fiction?

NASA test rocket explodes

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Flame

@AC 21:53

1)You've never been here have you?

2)You'll notice customer service here the second you lose the irritating accent and arrogance.

AMD releases 'world's fastest' graphics card

Stone Fox

Given that it's ATI at heart,

Does that mean it'll be months before they release a semi-functional driver?

King Arthur was English 'propaganda', French claim

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Flame

@ Simon Elliott

Ummm, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but cornwall IS part of England.

you can ponce around pretentiously with your pretent language trying to be cheap immitation welshmen but at the end of the day they threw us out, the cornish didn't. The closest you have to rulership is local council of English power.

Anyway,

I remember reading something interesting recently that's only just been disclosed after the mandatory 50yr diplomatic secrecy clause. At the end of the 2nd world war france offered to surrender their sovereignty to join the UK, (mainly for defence purposes) but were told they simply weren't good enough to be English.

In response to this they asked to join the commonwealth, and were rebuffed even for that!

Ever since that little bombshell came to light there's been growing anti-english sentiment in france apparently and this is just the latest petty manifestation.

Ultimately we all know why the french wanted the channel tunnel built - if the Germans invade again they can be in London with their hands up that much faster.

Day dawns for Pentagon hacker Lords appeal

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Stop

@TrishaD

I think everyone has something to bring to this discusion, I think what you should bring is silence. :)

If you want a perfect example of why you're talking utter, utter bollocks just look at the piratebay boys.

Nvidia launches GTX 200 series GPUs

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Go

@Joerg

"Don't have anything better to do than play games...."

Ummm.... That's like saying "some people don't have anything better to do than surf" or "some people don't have anything better to do than go to the gym"

So everyone should conform to your hobbies? Anyone else is wasting their time? I work hard and I spend quite a bit of money on my toys.

I'll be looking at one of these cards, or alternatively go the same way as Ash and buy a second 8800GTX, given that the GeForce280 will costs nearly as much as my surfboard.

Oh, and as for 40-80watts? Do you know anything about graphics cards? They frequently struggle to get mid range cards draw that little. Go check what an 8800GTX draws you muppet.

@ James O'Brien

I suspect it's because the 9's have been an utter failure. They're still using the G92 core and last time I looked they couldn't get either the 9800GTX or 9800GX2 to out-benchmark the 8800GTX!

Although that's supposed to be driver related it's still piss poor.

'Humvee of the Skies' robot air-car design unveiled

Stone Fox
Black Helicopters

What's the point?

Aren't blackhawks doing the job perfectly well at the moment?

US air force chiefs sacked in robot-armada brouhaha

Stone Fox
Coat

@Steve, r.e why draft pilots?

Because they're the only ones qualified to remote pilot a dropship anyway!

Samsung hammers out stylish Steel slider

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@Peter Clarke

Sorry mate, Acer already beat you to that with laptops.

Just as an aside, 3mpx? Isn't that a bit slack in this day and age?

I want a baby, coos broody Paris Hilton

Stone Fox
IT Angle

Just what the human race needs.

Paris hilton splashing around in the shallow end of the gene-pool in armbands.

Got to say "good work!" to Lester, I nearly wet myself lauging at the 'Bangkok' suggestion.

Whitehats tackle The Great Botnet Dilemma

Stone Fox

Windows based life support

Come on then, all together now:

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! :D

Microsoft soothes Vista pain with Bossploitation flick

Stone Fox
Dead Vulture

@marc laurence

Omg! How did you make it to 2:11? Some form nausea supressing drugs?

By 30 seconds I was trembling and sweating uncontrollably, 16 seconds after that the vomiting started...!

Swiched off before a minute.

Loopy Vista pre-SP1 update fixed with pre-pre-SP1 update

Stone Fox
Gates Horns

SP1 woes

Unfortunately when I installed SP1 my RAID array collapsed.

Some careful diagnostics later it emerged that one of the drives was knackered. And before anyone comments, it was a 2 month old Seagate 7200.10 SATA2, operating fine until I SP1'd it!

DIY satellite TV installer shoots wife dead

Stone Fox
IT Angle

@ Graeham Dawson

You can defend them all you like, but why do you think the expression is so common?!

Also, I'd be looking at whether or not they've been rowing, or she's been playing away because the odds of shooting through a wall blind and hitting someone centre mass are not good...

Man webcams butt in Burnout Paradise prang rage

Stone Fox

@Dervheid

Grow a sense of humour!

Jimbo Wales dumps lover on Wikipedia

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Coat

@ DrXym & AC

Wikipedia is without doubt a huge part of the IT world and one of the most clicked on websites going.

The reason the register keep writing about it DrXym, is that it's a joke. A well known, well published joke and everyone already knows the punchline. If they stopped behaving like a bunch of power-hungry adolescent twats they might attract less negative publicity.

And @ AC, no, I don't agree with your opinion that this is decending towards "hello", this is a valid story with an IT angle that if you can't see than I'd question both your intelligence and your ability to find 'IT' with two hands a flashlight! Hello??? One of the most popular sites innapropriately used for dumping of girlfriend by founder? One of the most famous idiots in IT today acting like a pratt?

It seems the only times I ever post here are in reply to stupid and ill considered comments by other people, if I can't find something original to post myself maybe it's time I got my coat....

It's the black leather one with the bile umbrella!

Consumer group slams 'unfair' software licenses

Stone Fox
Happy

@pete, and more.

@pete,

Oh my god, so true. I haven't laughed that hard in ages, and the reason for that is I actually READ the windows licence agreeement once (the whole thing!) to settle an argument.

You've managed to sum X many pages of bollocks up in about 10 lines!

(text not coke I hasten to add, otherwise we'd be here all night! :D )

To be fair, it's about time that this happened though. I have signed several 'contracts' and 'terms and conditions' recently that I know to be in breach of at least my statutory (possibly my human) rights.

Companies seem to feel that writing on paper, and making you sign sh*t like that makes it legal. Nope, sorry guys.

Blu-ray winning in Europe

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Stop

@ian

I guess you're a 360 owner then?

The only reason to doubt the PS3 is how early the 360 was released by comparison, and the lead it gained in sales.

Unfortunately, terrible build quality (red ring of death anyone?) poor graphics compared to the PS3 and the lack of a build in HD player will ultimately spell success for it's rival the PS3.

Also, once the war is finally over, and everyone realises that blu-ray is the way forward sales will increase even more I suspect.

And no, I don't own a PS3. Or a 360. Although I'm considering buying one. I'll let you guess which.

Yahoo! joins rush to get widgets onto mobile phones

Stone Fox

Where! are! the! exclamation! marks!

the! title! says! it! all!

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