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13 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Jan 2026

Microsoft Access finally breaks free of its 22-inch form limit

lvd

Re: A stool in the toolbox

"if you want to import data into sql server, expecially from Excel (SIGH) the only way is to import into access first"

Umm, the last time I had to do that was about five years ago and bulk load worked just fine. Have Microsoft broken that now too?

Listen up, England. The Health Secretary is going to be data controller for everyone's Single Patient Record

lvd
Mushroom

Re: So nothing to go wrong here

"British A.... Fuck Up. What does the A stand for?"

It's Big Almighty Fuck Up.

Haven't heard that expression for years!

ChatGPT blindly trusts browser content, turning the page into a payload

lvd
Terminator

From back in the 90s

An old BBS tagline that seems to get increasingly accurate with every Reg AI story:

"As a programmer, I find your faith in technology amusing."

Trump jumps from 'anything goes' to 'strict regulation' AI policy

lvd
Terminator

Re: I stand with President Trump

Bad idea. The next wannabe assassin might get you instead of him.

More missions, less money, higher risk: NASA's back to the '90s playbook

lvd
Mushroom

Failure rate

"Difficult to achieve without accepting a higher failure rate and simpler mission profiles the risk of more dead astronauts."

There, fixed.

Microsoft gives your Word documents an AI co-author you didn’t ask for

lvd

Re: Plugs...

"Just ask copilot to show you how to wire a UK mains plug."

Jesus wept. That's appalling, especially as the text response is correct.

Bundle of human neurons hooked to silicon learns to stumble through Doom

lvd
Alien

Re: Internet pedantry commencing;

" A mouse was not used for game input, so the brain not knowing of the device wouldn't matter"

Eh? I wore out two mice playing Doom and Quake back in the day.

UK tech hit by double trouble: Fewer foreign techies amid skills squeeze

lvd
Meh

"who do you recommend we vote for?"

It's not up to me to tell anyone how to vote. Read the manifestos, look at each party's track record and decide for yourself if they're trustworthy. Then vote accordingly.

Or just blindly vote for whichever party your preferred daily rag and Twitter bots are shilling for. Which an awful lot of people will do.

lvd
Flame

"The fact is the whole establishment is rotten. It's not just the political parties."

And this is exactly the problem. Certainly since the seventies at least, we've seen an ever-widening gulf between the politicians and the plebs, with the whole rotten lot of them kowtowing to the wishes of the elite. The post-war consensus helped to paper over some of the cracks, but that's been steadily dismantled by both Labour and the Tories ever since Thatcher was elected. In Scottish Nationalist circles, it's not at all uncommon to hear the two parties described as being two cheeks of the same arse, and there's a lot of truth in that. Same playbook every time - blame the country's woes on militant unions, Europe, immigrants, small boats, Europe, benefit scroungers, immigrants, Europe, bloated nationalised industries, younger generations who haven't got jobs, EUROPE... those have been the main bogeymen that I can recall.

It's all complete deflection, of course, designed to distract from a venal, self-serving and greedy institution that couldn't care less about the electorate. Why would they, when all they have to do is promise the earth in the run-up to polling day and then ignore those promises once the results are in? It will need a party led by a charismatic visionary with the guts to make real changes to change that. I can go back as far as Ted Heath, and the only politicians I can think of who fitted that bill are Margaret Thatcher, Tony Blair and Nicola Sturgeon. The first two developed God disease and Sturgeon's standing down in May.

Whether you loved them or loathed them, you can't deny they all made their mark but the establishment survived. Farage has no chance against that - he's just a gobshite who likes the sound of his own voice. The only thing he might do is provoke an uprising if he takes his fascism too far too quickly.

ICE watchers say agents used software to threaten and follow them home

lvd
Flame

Re: Shame on all of you

"Comparing someone to the Nazis is shameful.

You have no actual arguement [sic] so you result in calling people names. How fucking childish can you get"

Normally I would agree, particularly when it's just thrown about as a casual insult.

In this case, it's very different. ICE under Trump is following the Brownshirts' playbook to the letter. Granted, we haven't seen an equivalent of Kristallnacht or the Night of the Long Knives yet, but the intimidation tactics they're employing are straight from 1930s Germany. You can look forward with confidence to gangs of armed ICE thugs hanging round polling places in November and intimidating voters under the excuse of 'stopping the steal' or something.

So yes, calling Trump and his thugs Nazis is spot on.

Doctors told to give Palantir's NHS data platform the cold shoulder

lvd
Facepalm

How utterly naive

"In 2023, an NHS England official likened patient data in the FDP to information in an online Microsoft Word document. They told The Register that the cloud operator has access to that document, but the user would not expect Microsoft to look at it."

"Would not expect..." Durr, this is Trump's politburo we're talking about here. If his apparatchiks want the data, they'll get it, no matter how many mealy-mouthed platitudes they lob at the UK government about security and separation and right-shored storage, yada yada.

I just don't get this weapons-grade stupidity. Just how naive are these people?

'The EU runs on Microsoft' – and Uncle Sam could turn it off, claims MEP

lvd
Mushroom

Re: Reality bites

"USA could nuclearly disarm the UK over (a probably fairly short) time by simply no longer providing support or maintenance for the actual missiles

It would be nice to think that there's a bunch of Defence Science and Technology Laboratory boffins somewhere working quietly on the UK being able to do its own maintenance and store all the missiles over here. Were I the PM, that's the first thing I'd have instigated when the orange oaf was re-elected. Second thing would have been getting the Dreadnought boats altered to be able to carry French missiles as well as Trident and the third would be to talk to the French government about buying some.

But this is a British government we're talking about, so that probably hasn't even crossed Starmer's mind.

Not that I'm a fan of a nuclear Armageddon - I grew up during the Cold War - but the one thing the last few years have shown us is that the lout in the White House and the warmonger in the Kremlin only understand the use of force, or the threat thereof.

Iran’s internet goes dark amid mass protests, reports of violent government response

lvd
Mushroom

Re: Not protests

"They want their constitutional monarchy and democratic governance back."

They haven't had much of that since 1953. Since then, Iran's been ruled by a secular autocrat - the Shah - and then religious autocrats (the ayatollahs). And if the carnage unleashed by the orange oaf is anything to go by, they might not be too enamoured of US-style democracy either.

Interesting times, unfortunately.