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Microsoft tells engineers to curb their token-burning enthusiasm

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Re: Get Rich Step Two

That happened to us at work with OneDrive.

A few years ago we were encouraged not to keep much on our local machines or fileservers, but to stick everything on OneDrive.

Last year the memo came round. Essentially it said 'Everyone take your OneDrive use down to below 200GB, or Microsoft are going to charge us shitloads to use it'.

Doesn't surprise me that they'd do that with AI tokens too.

Voyager 2 cheats the power budget for another year

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Re: The future

Ah, the optimism of Rodenberry thinking there would be at least 6 Voyagers.

Still, since then we've have New Horizons which will leave the solar system and a bunch of planetary orbiters and landers.

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Not just the spacecraft had extended missions.

Edward Carroll Stone Jr. was the lead project scientist when the Voyage program was started in 1972.

He retired from that position at the age of 86 in 2022.

He was also Director of JPL from 1991 to 2001 as well as PI of many other projects.

Keeping yesterday's computers ticking takes more than nostalgia

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Re: Wrong tools, etc.

I've done some of my best work with a wire-wrap gun. The expensive automatic cut-strip-wrap variety that was a joy to use.

That was until someone dropped it and bent the bit, and I was reduced to using a manual one :(

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Re: mains work

Also, remember, if you're trying to resurrect something like a PET, Sharp MZ-80K or Amstrad 8256/9512, etc. with their built-in screens those CRTs need something in the region of 10kV (something with an integrated colour screen even more) and those capacitors in the flyback circuit will put a dangerous voltage on the CRT anode, even for some time after the machine is switched off.

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"Acorn Atom replica designed by Hackjunk"

Damn you, Richard Speed. Now no work will get done this afternoon!

GitHub cuts short offer to burn repos on CD after mockery ensues

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Re: Physical media has benefits.

"I have software on floppies, CDs and DVDs"

Pah! I still have software on C60s from decades ago. Haven't actually tried to load it since the 1980s though. I suspect restoring my original computer will become a retirement project.

Yeah, I'm getting old ----------------->

Researchers drop checkm8-style BootROM exploit for A12 and A13 iPhones

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Yes, I'm not the sort of person who goes 'Oooh, shiny' and has to replace it with the latest thing whenever it comes out.

I only replaced my CD player this year when it broke down after 39 years (and then only after I'd had a good poke around inside to see if I could fix it).

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I believe my 6 year old 2020 iPhone SE was the last model to be built with an A13.

That's now limping along with 70% battery capacity and a broken home button. I doubt it will survive until end-of-support, and will shortly be replaced.

NASA tests AI medic for astronauts too far from Earth to call a doctor

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Re: Worth the wait?

Also, bit of a bugger if you fall ill and have to wait about 2 weeks for the end of solar conjunction between Earth and Mars before you can communicate with Earth again (happens about every 2 years).

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Re: WTF?

... or the ISS will have deorbited.

I believe current thinking is to launch the deorbit module in 2030 and fire it up in 2031. The timescale dependent on (1) the ISS not already having fallen to pieces, and (2) someone else (not the Russians or Chinese) launching a commercial space station in the mean-time.

If your sex life is dead, you can blame Steve Jobs

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Re: 15?

Yes, I think I did dodge a very large bullet there, and shortly after went on to date another woman who would scoff at the idea of a pager, and who I am now happily married to.

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Re: too much wanking

At least in the old days you got some exercise trawling bushes and railway sidings for porn.

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That's just reminded me of a date I went on about 15 years ago. The woman I was meeting was obsessed by pagers. She wanted to know if I had a pager, and why I didn't have one. Apparently every important person she knew had a pager. The date lasted about 15 minutes and we didn't even get as far as a coffee shop before we went our separate ways.

NASA to pull an IKEA by dropping tons of plastic, metal, and glass on the Moon

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Re: IKEA

What about the mini cinnamon pastries? We had to stop buying those when my wife and I were polishing off whole packets of them on the short drive home from our local IKEA.

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Moonfall drones?

What possessed them to name their drones after one of the worst films in recent science fiction history?

Rotten Tomatoes says of it "Whether Moonfall is so bad it's good or simply bad will depend on your tolerance for B-movie cheese"

Windows boot partition runs out of space for Microsoft's May security update

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Re: Time to give Windows

and if you were very lucky it would load all 40K without an error.

Google's AI-enabled mouse pointer understands 'this' and 'that'

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Re: Exactly what I need ...

... who would then explain the difference between this and that in Latin and go on to decline hic and ille.

Man jailed for packing printer with something more expensive than toner: Cocaine

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Re: So....

Probably still cheaper than ink-jet ink, whatever way you cut it.

Rodent-obsessed developer creates Ratty to bring 3D graphics to the command line

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Re: Reminds me of....

I thought it was going to be something similar, but it's really rather different and very much more bonkers.

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Terry Davis.

I went to look him up after reading this article, and immediately wondered if he was in any way the inspiration for the Black Mirror episode Plaything.

The latest innovation in UK public transport: Schrödinger's trains

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There are times when the District Line display at Earl's Court goes a bit cranky and displays waiting times with 8 leading zeros.

And messages on the Victoria line are often displayed:

Delays on the Bakerloo line????????????????

I wonder, are they telling us, or asking us.

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Re: Schrödinger's trains II

We’re getting into the world of Philip K Dick. His Commuter would get off at a station that didn’t exist.

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Re: Schrödinger's trains II

It is however a use case that should have been predicted by SNCF. I remember in 1991 taking the ferry to Calais, and an overnight train to Nice, which split in Paris. I remember particularly well, because I was in the wrong part of the train and had to make a mad rush to get to the Nice part before it disappeared into the night.

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Schrödinger's trains II

It amuses me when waiting for a train at Shepherd's Bush to see the train indicator showing not only that a train has been cancelled, but how many carriages the now non-existent train has.

(it is not so amusing when it's the train I wanted to be on).

Although, to be fair, Microsoft Teams is as bad by giving me reminders of how long it is until a meeting that has been marked as cancelled is due to start.

HP stuffed a PC into a keyboard. We took it for a spin

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Re: Spills

"About the only niche I can envisage a use for this is where you don’t want people to be able to casually access the system whilst travelling and thus have the potential for casual over-the-shoulder viewing of the screen…"

My Elonex LT386SX from around 1990 fitted that category. Being a plasma screen 'laptop' without a battery, you could carry it around but could only use it at the destination with an electrical socket. It was bloody heavy too at an leg numbing almost 7kg if you actually did use it as a laptop.

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Re: Spills

According to the marketing blurb, the keyboard is 'spill resistant'. It would be interesting to see the testing documentation for the range of liquids they've tested it against. Have they gone further than office-friendly beverages?

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Optional battery.

If the primary power source is via a USB cable, I'd want a battery that is more standard than optional to cope with the oops, I tugged too hard on the cable moments.

Taiwan cops say student's radio kit brought bullet trains to a standstill

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Re: Impressive radio kit....

But which is faster? The fastest slow train, or the slowest fast train?

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Re: Impressive radio kit....

It doesn't take much Googling to discover that Taiwan's high speed train network is, in fact, based on the Japanese Shinkansen, so Taiwan does have Bullet trains too.

Brit mathematician lets AI agent loose with credit card – cue password leaks, CAPTCHA chaos and more

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Re: If you know your Greek mythology, you will know that is either very funny or very worrying...

Having seen this German TV show, I’m going with very worrying

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_(TV_series)

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You're Fired!

"Cass didn't make us any money at all. And, in a lot of ways, she was a disaster. She spent hundreds of dollars on paper clips and leaked our passwords to a total stranger."

I've seen worse on The Apprentice.

Apple's chips are the core of a new landscape, but its biggest win is Windows

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Re: People like buying things way more than they like owning them.

PCAD for Windows XP? That's a bit modern! I used to use it in 1986 back in the MS-DOS days.

Greece relaxes Euro biometric border entry rules amid airport chaos

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Re: ok in Sicily

My passport stopped working in Border Control eGates about 4 years ago, and suddenly worked again last year. Nobody can tell me why. Oh well, it expires soon anyway, suppose I'll just have to get myself one of those very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue ones.

Mine's the one with the Father Ted DVD in the pocket. ------>

YouTuber has DIMM idea, builds working DRAM in backyard

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I hope my wife doesn't see this...

She'll be asking why I don't have a backyard clean room, instead of the untidy mess that is my workshop.

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Re: Challenge accepted!

"including the Hubble"

It lasted until 1999 when the 1980s designed DF-224 computer was replaced on Hubble Service Mission 3A with a 24MHz 486 based unit. The DF-224 had already been augmented with a 16MHz 386 in 1993 on Service Mission SM1.

England's school phone ban gets teeth, just in time to bite no one

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Re: Disjointed thinking

Actually the phone NHS App is a mirror of the web based NHS app. You can get everything just as easily on a browser as on a phone.

Although even with the browser version you do need a phone to receive the SMS 2FA code to log in.

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Re: Disjointed thinking

Aren't results days generally non-teaching days?

Presumably there will be exceptions for such events.

NASA reckons the Artemis II heat shield performed like a champ

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Re: maneuver

Or, if the recovery team accidentally dunks an astronaut in the sea...

Manoeuvre board.

Claude Desktop changes app access settings for browsers you don't even have installed yet

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I'm sure it won't be long before this kind of thing comes pre-installed with the other PC World* bloatware, and leaves tentacles behind even after you've tried to uninstall it.

* other consumer electronics vendors are also available.

NASA Inspector fears new spacesuits won’t be ready for Moon landing

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Re: Baroness Mone

While the Baroness Mone PPE was a debacle, giving the contract to an underwear manufacturer isn't a crazy idea. After all, some of the women recruited to put together the Apollo space suits were recruited from Playtex.

Physicist reckons two-button calculator can do all elementary math

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Re: You just need something to decode the bitstream and perform the actions.

But in a digital system the value you get for arctan(0.245) is going to be an approximation, even 0.245 itself could be an approximation.

What the paper here is trying to do is synthesise mathematical functions from a single type of building block. If you could make arctan(x) out of such a collection of blocks, and feed 0.245 into it, mathematically you would get exactly arctan(0.245) out. Further, if exp and ln are defined for complex numbers, your synthesised function should mathematically work on complex numbers too.

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You could have posted your update before I spent 10 minutes on a voyage around the internet looking at calculator keyboards, and coming to the same conclusion!

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Re: Astonishing, really!

Not the fx450 - the flap there was just for standard scientific functions and hex digits (or the fx451, which was basically a fx450 with solar panels that worked other than at mid-day in the Sahara). It could do polar<->rectangular conversion, which you may be thinking of on that panel, but didn't have complex numbers.

The fx991 series is apparently the Casio to go to for complex numbers these days. Historically it was the fx100D and fx570D.

Windows Update is a torture chamber for seldom-used PCs

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Phone updates tend to take a minute or two

That's somewhat optimistic. My iPhone SE took something like half an hour to update to iOS 26, plus all the time pressing cancel on the 'would you like to learn more about this new iOS26 feature?' screens, and then I had to wait some more while the apps updated themselves too.

Apple update looks like Czech mate for locked-out iPhone user

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Re: Moral.

Nineties?

The first phone with a memory card slot was the Siemens SL45 which debuted in late 2000.

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Re: 7 bit ASCII

iOS18 to 26 is only one major version change. They changed the numbering system from incremental to year-based after 18.

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Re: Some unsympathetic people

You can plug a USB cable between the PC and an iPhone (I can only speak for Windows, but I presume other OSes let you do the same) and the pictures/videos appear in a DCIM folder that you can copy across (although don't try to copy them all in one go as it tends to time-out and drop the connection after a while if you're not paying attention). IIRC, there are sub-folders within the DCIM folder, labelled by year and month, but the order within each folder can be a bit scrambled.

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standard four-number passcode

The default, at least since I got an iPhone SE in 2020 (which I'm still using), is 6 digits, although there is an option to reduce it back to the old standard of 4 digits.