* Posts by Andy

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Jane Fonda c-word slip shocks US

Andy
Alert

How to shock Americans

There are two failsafe ways to shock our American cousins:

1. Use the "c" word.

2. Tell them how much fuel (gas) costs over here!

What a bunch of fannies (cunts)

:O)

Space brains resign over efforts to attract ET attention

Andy
Alien

@Peter Fielden-Weston

Yeah, we're pretty good at war. Been doin' it for a long time!

I doubt, however, that the fast approaching alien hordes will feel intimidated by our ikkle nukes!

Naa, they'll probably toy with us for a while until boredom sets in. Then they will naff off to a safe distance of lets say a million miles or so and blast the shit out of us! A nice big flash and lots of pretty colours later.... ...and off they go to the next planet full of silly beings!

I say "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!" :O)

Interpol launches worldwide hunt for abuse pics man

Andy

A work of art!

Hopefully, when he's eventually caught, the lags at the place where he gets "detained" will take the opportunity to re-arrage his face to match that of the "swirly" picture! >:o)