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Cisco thinks Mythos means instant death for unsupported networking kit

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"I note no-one is crowing about the stunning resolution success rate achieved. I guess that if it been an improvement on the rate that the pre-AI methods yeilded 'success', they'd be shouting it from the rooftops:-)"

How powerful an AI system is needed to respond with "you need to replace your tin with the latest model?"

Big Cloud is poised to corner the market for enterprise hardware

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Meh

What goes around comes around

A late colleague of mine once commented that IT goes in cycles, typically ten years or so. We had outsourced mainframes and IT, local centralised servers and IT, local departmental servers and IT, local centralised servers and IT, outsourced management of local servers and IT, cloud.

Each one is 'better' than the last, until the bills go up and the service level goes down (Or until a the current crop of senior management abandon the disaster and a new lot has a Bright New Idea).

Word worm crawls into Copilot, spreads chaos

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Happy

Re: Keeping code and data separate

"I don't believe the LLM designers are ignorant of the principles of keeping instructions (code) and data separate. They just don't have an effective way to accomplish it with the text-extruder architecture that they're stuck with."

Yay! A Harvard Architecture LLM.

Uncle Sam needs you to fight for 6G leadership and security, lest Beijing get there first

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FAIL

So you want to develop the successor to 5G?

But you specifically don't want to include the world's largest telecoms manufacturers and the largest holders/developers of 5G ip to take part in the work?

You, sirs, are poltroons and fools.

Please FOAD yourselves and the horses you rode in on...

Even HP resellers think the price of toner and ink is too high – so HP India facilitated an illegal cartel

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Pint

Re: Fines dont work...

Since companies are 'persons' in some jurisdictions, there should be no issue with imprisoning a company for fraud/wire-fraud etc. Possible methods could include forcibly locking out their entire workforce from bog-cleaner to CEO for the duration of the sentence. I suspect that one occurrence of the sentence would be sufficient to put all companies on notice...

Photovoltaics are still running after a year under Swiss trains

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The two strings of 7 panels on my workshop roof are essentially horizontal. Yes there is some loss of peak output due to the orientation, but it's really not significant compared with a house roof that isn't facing in the right direction. Peak output appears to be about 80% of theoretical maximum even in the UK Midlands. Ambient temperature has a larger effect than that (Lower than optimum out during the recent hot weather).

Court tosses Microsoft's appeal in pre-owned software licenses spat

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Coat

That should even apply to certain presidents. :)

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Re: inventing something for the first time in their existence

Not so much Kerberos as X.500

Clingy Virgin Media fined £28M for refusing to take the hint

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Re: surprise

I wish I'd had the guts to do that when the bastids carried on charging me for four months after I finally managed to get them to cancel the contract. Vermin business for a home user because I needed the fixed address for incoming VPNs.

Anthropic is removing its covert code for catching Chinese competitors

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Flame

The biter bit?

So, you were upset about other folks (maybe Foreigners!) scraping the content that you'd scraped from folk around the world? We had to put in mitigations because of AI bots, mostly Claude, killing the servers on our small, UK, forum. 40,000 sessions in any 8 hour period, compared with less than 100 genuine users...

Claude is ready for its corporate close-up

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Flame

Bad Internet neighbours.

Company should be regulated out of existence due to the damage is does scraping sites with its bots. There are a lot of organizations paying for the bandwidth...

Minecraft-streaming gran swatted while raising cash for grandson's cancer care

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Re: Inconceivable !

Soylent Green is the answer!

Windows boot partition runs out of space for Microsoft's May security update

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Flame

After a frustrating day rebuilding server 2025, installing software, cursing; I've realised thar server 2025 (and probably win 11) is not ready for production use. It's still a beta product.

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FAIL

Explains the non-installing patch on my April Server 2025 installation. Pity M$ didn't seem to have anything to say about it at the time.

EFI partition recreation is on the cards for tomorrow.

Classic 7 is Windows 10 LTSC cosplaying as Windows 7

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I must admit that I've used Classic Shell/Open Shell ever since Win10 came out. Gives a consistent (Win7 alike) UI for the Win10+11 and server 2022+2025 machines in the domestic windows estate.

I can't be having with the constant changes of UI without any reliability or productivity gains to warrant them.

US clarifies mobile hotspots part of foreign router ban despite rarity of American made consumer kit

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Unhappy

Re: Trump WiFi Router?

I do wish the popular, uneducated, jumbling of the four layer model would cease.

Trump to UK: Stop taxing our big beautiful tech corps or face tariff tsunami

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Re: Threatening tariffs eh?

Perhaps the king will knight the orange one with a sharp sword?

Washington reportedly moves to tighten leash on AI chip exports

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Unhappy

Isn't ip theft supposed to be a Bad Thing?

Trump's Genesis Mission gets its first set of 26 sure-to-succeed objectives

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“As [Energy] Secretary Wright has said repeatedly, under the Trump administration, the department will prioritize true technological breakthroughs – such as nuclear fusion, high-performance computing, quantum computing, and AI – to maintain America’s global competitiveness,” a DoE spokesperson told The Register. “In other words, more science, less wasteful spending, and less politics involved in the process.”

An interesting assertion given the DoE's recent disavowal of decades of climate science.

Stash or splash? Lawmakers ask NASA to find alternatives for International Space Station

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Re: Low energy to high orbit?

Could one get sufficient delta V by using the solar cells to power an ion rocket after shutting down the vast majority of the ISS's loads. The propellant mass required might be significantly smaller than that needed for a chemical rocket deorbiter.

AI datacenter boom triples US gas power builds, filling the air with more CO2

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Re: So this article was sponsored by China, yes?

>I know you think you are making some sort of point here. Would you care to try and explain it? You may not be going the way I think you are with this and I dont want to assume

Even with similar capital costs per GW for construction, zero fuel costs are significant over 25 years or more...

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Re: So this article was sponsored by China, yes?

Renewables:-

China approx 1,800GW adding up to 500GW per year

US approx 424GW adding not a lot under the present administration.

Trump says he got a deal for rare earths in Greenland, but they won't come easy

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Pint

Re: Ha

Don't worry:-

Greenland icecap melts-> Sea levels rise by 7.4m-> Altitude of mar-a-Lago 5m.

Problem solved

Cop cops it after Copilot cops out: West Midlands Police chief quits over AI hallucination

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What would the reaction have been if they allowed the away fans to attend the match and a riot ensued?

US freezes $42B trade pact with UK over digital tax row

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Pint

It must be acknowledged that, mathematically, 50% of the population are of subnormal intelligence. We may have our very own populist arsehole by then. The only likely benefit is that he'd probably cut the tax on beer...

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The current UK government will outlast the Orange sociopath, unless they decide to call an early election. So we can wait until an adult lives in the White house.

Trump gives state AI regulation the presidential middle finger

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Re: One person

Edit to add /S

...

Microsoft wedges tables into Notepad for some reason

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Flame

They broke it.

The entire use case for Notepad was:-

1: Shopping lists.

2: pasting in a section of text from a browser or other program in order to remove all formatting from it.

If it starts to understand rich-text buggerations, it will have lost most of its reason to exist.

Networking students need an explanation of the internet that can fit in their heads

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Headmaster

Networking students need an explanation of the internet that can fit in their heads

Point of order here:- just about all of the responses have got it correct. Pity that the article title didn't.

An internet is a network of networks. Plural:- internets.

The Internet is the global network of networks and internets. It is a proper noun and is capitalised.

Humbug! bah! and all that.

Cybercrims plant destructive time bomb malware in industrial .NET extensions

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Re: Eh?

You might not consider it 'safety' critical, but a 5 axis CNC milling machine selecting the wrong tool from the tool changer or using the wrong tool offsets could cause significant damage to itself. A lathe turning an 80 tonne steam turbine rotor forging and 'accidentally' getting the wrong linear encoder ratios from its presets database could cause millions of pounds worth of damage plus hazards to life.

Little things like ultra high speed centrifuge speed stability have been known to cause issues when (Siemens S7-300) PLC software was tampered with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet

Vodafone keels over, cutting off millions of mobile and broadband customers

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t'were thruppence or sixpence in my day :( (feeling ancient)

No account? No Windows 11, Microsoft says as another loophole snaps shut

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Re: Obviously

It was an autocorrect typo. What they meant to say was:_

potentially causing users to exit OOBE with a device that is not fully configured for us,"

London cops unplug iPhone crime ring said to nick 40% of city's mobiles

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"I'd love to know where they were selling the phones for those prices"

I suspect the $5000 is actually 5000HK$

Check your own databases before asking to see our passport photos, Home Office tells UK cops

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FUZ...

Hacked Ford screens put anti-RTO slogan above CEO’s face

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Coat

Finding a seat

"And good luck sitting anywhere close to your team ... even though 'collaboration' was allegedly the goal. Nah, this is attrition to get people to quit on their own so they don't have to pay for layoffs."

Meanwhile in BMW's Munich office, the first member of any team to arrive places beach towels on the seats in the area that the team desires...

Microsoft boasts about humongous datacenter on abandoned Foxconn site in Wisconsin

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Re: I remember when

Still is:-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Pleasant_Mail_Centre

AI can now design functional viruses – not the computer kind, either

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Coat

Re: Virus produced by nation state ...

So:- Untermenschen?

Campaigners urge EU to mandate 15 years of OS updates

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Shirly

After ten years all of the bugs, zero days exploits and problems should have been discovered with over one billion installations. So it shouldn't need any more fixes. Should it?

Fire up the gas turbines, says US Interior Secretary: We gotta win the AI arms race

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Childcatcher

Bubbles popping

Do none of them remember the dot.com bubble?

1,200 undergrads hung out to dry after jailbreak attack on laundry machines

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Temporary workaround

Have they thought of just using an honesty box until they get the systems disinfected?

Think tank warns China's polysilicon subsidies are frying Western fabs

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Supply and demand

China is, apparently producing 87% of the world's polysilicon. They also produce 85% of the world's solar cells. They are also using more than half the world's production of solar cells.

If the US wants to produce more polysilicon, it needs to produce and use the products that it's used for.

US cuffs 475 at Hyundai–LG battery plant – feds tout largest single-site raid

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Re: Employers doing the policing

Ex-pats on a short term assignment won't be paying US tax and won't have a US tax ID.

This is typical for large construction projects, power stations, etc. installed by foreign companies around the world.

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Re: In the EU/UK

1) I must assume that most, if not all of the Korean workers and maybe the others, were sponsored by Hyundai/LG. They probably had paperwork organised by the companies and when asked why they were coming in by immigration, would have indicated that they were ex-pat workers on contract for the plant's construction, rather than coming for an indeterminate vacation.

2) How many, if any of these people were listed on any warrants?

No more waiting for lines: New Windows keyboard shortcuts output em and en dashes with ease

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Re: Great news

> OK, since NT 3.51, but you've got to admit that W7 was a pretty damn good OS.

Actually NT 3.1 was the beta release and 3.5 came before 3.51. 3.51 was pretty good compared with earlier windoze products.

Ran them all :-(

Space Command gets Trumped out of Colorado, voting conspiracy cited

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Coat

Re: Buying votes ?

> "Oh, and will Huntsville now have to officially change its name on all the maps?"

Only the first letter will need changing.

Microsoft readies Windows 11 25H2 while Windows 10 circles the drain

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Re: Not great reporting this

>They should be offering a "Windows + Office Classic" build. Guaranteed no retraining required for at least 10 years, only security and "under the hood" upgrades

And like another well known example of the tactic; after release due to insufficient training in the under the hood changes, the (co-) pilots find that their installation is crashing and there's nothing they can do to stop it.

Pentagon ends Microsoft's use of China-based support staff for DoD cloud

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Coat

Re: he considers Microsoft to be a national security threat

Make it even more strict:- Three American parents!

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Re: Why is DoD outsourcing at all ?

For that matter, is the DoD using cloud platforms for anything at all that is protectively marked/classified? If so, why?

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