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49 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Mar 2025

Hims & Hers accused of sharing health secrets and hiding the cancel button

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: Just cancel the payment method

@Wempy

R.E. Amazon.

Somehow I managed to join Prime. I don't know how but there you are. To cancel, type "how to cancel prime" in the search box.

Then just follow it through. Watch out for the tricks though!

When you get to the end (about 6 or 7 clicks) you will see the cancel button. It's faffy but it does work.

US Army picks out Vampire to fill a gap in its layered drone defenses

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: Why?

@Will Godfrey

At least they have spelt it correctly. Being U.S.ian, I would have expected Vampyre!

Flatpak-NG sounds like bad news for systemd refuseniks

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FAIL

Re: Yes, please!

@a/c

Reading your post I am detecting more than a smidge of dislike for Systemd, Flatpak and Snap.

Could you do better? If not why criticise (criticize as our U.S.ian overlords would misspell it) for others who for better or worse at least try?

Just a thought....

Brussels' datacenter efficiency scorecard may come with a credit warning

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: 'mericans don't understand geography

@Caver-Dave

Born in Scotland, you can call yourself Scottish. Same for the Welsh and Northern Irish people.

Born in England? You are British. Hmmm...

British is NOT a nationality. Just as the United States and the European Union are not nationalities.

Never mind, it's almost booze o'clock on a Wednesday. So sod it all

Be groovy... Ishy

Medical data of 500k Biobank volunteers listed for sale on Alibaba, UK minister reveals

ajadedcynicaloldfart

more info here

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpvxgl3n138o

Hacktivists scrape 86M Spotify tracks, claim their aim is to preserve culture

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@Long John Silver

And you think that someone else should be looking after the mental health?

Or maybe you are just a musical snob?

pearOS is a Linux that falls rather close to the Apple tree

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Re: Midwinter? (Checks calendar) .. happier days

@Roland6

Old joke, but why do Australians name booze XXXX? because they can't spell piss...

GOV.UK to unleash AI chatbot on confused citizens

ajadedcynicaloldfart

@KayJ

"What could possibly go right?"

You have got me there... Can I phone a friend?

Isaacman finally confirmed as NASA boss after Trump derailed first attempt

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Well Mr Isaacman

So, Trump supported, you then dumped you and then supported you again. And now, here you are.

Thing is, what did Trump "ask" of you so he would give you back this position? What ever it was he will now collect. As An example, look at Melon Suk. Gave 240 million and where did it get him. Tread carefully Mr Isaacman. It will soon be payback time....

X sues to protect Twitter brand Musk has been trying to kill

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Correction needed?

F.t.a. "Having acquired Twitter in 2022, billionaire Musk ditched the branding in favor of X a year later. Gone was the bird logo and the name of the company he splurged $44 billion for."

The article did not mention that most of that 44 billion was "other peoples money".

Melon spend his own (on paper) fortune? Heaven forbid...

Starlink claims Chinese launch came within 200 meters of broadband satellite

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Re: SpaceX deflecting much?

@Dan 55

I can not upvote you enough!

Roomba maker iRobot gets cleaned out in Chapter 11

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Re: Cleaning

@Richard 31

Please tell me that "manually cleaning the store came out" is a wonderful euphemism for having a dump!

And if it wasn't it sure as hell is now.

LastPass hammered with £1.2M fine for 2022 breach fiasco

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@TrevorH

It's a United States company. Can't risk getting more sanctions can we?

NASA nominee Isaacman moves to full Senate vote amid budget carnage

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Couldnt be arsed

@Flocke Kroes

From your comment... "Texas. Booster 18 exploded during tests last month".

Well of course it did. It just thought "I cant be arsed with all this faffing. Lets get it over with sooner rather than later and blew itself up!"

UK moves to strengthen undersea cable defenses as Russian snooping ramps up

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: Whose word must we take?

@Long John Silver

I think that maybe you have forgotten to take your meds?

Either that are you are Hans Christian Andersen reincarnated?

X shuts down European Commission ad account after €120M fine announcement

ajadedcynicaloldfart

If only his Mum

had a headache on THAT night.

Pension portal launch fail sends Capita running to Microsoft for help

ajadedcynicaloldfart

"We are committed to further improving the member experience"

Well they have the "advantage" of starting from a low bar (as in fucking subterranean) so there is that!

UK pushes ahead with facial recognition expansion despite civil liberties backlash

ajadedcynicaloldfart

It's alright crowing

about 1300 arrests but how many of the suspects went to court and were found guilty??

Another example of mission creep, with more to come I expect.

Twats

Newly launched civil service pension portal from Capita is crapita, users report

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Bigger/heavier brown envelope?

@LessWileyCoyote

See title...

NASA nominee 'committed' to uprooting Shuttle Discovery for Houston trophy piece

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Isaacman?

So Trump approved of him? (Just like he approved of Melon Suk). Then he rejected Mr Isaacman, (Just like he did with Melon).

Cue a meeting with Trump where Mr Isaacman was told what was expected of him and could he please pass on a couple of brown envelopes containing "campaign donations"?

Isaacman, being a businessman, recognised this for what it was (blackmail) and did as he was told.

Result, he is now Trumps puppet and will carry on doing as he is told forever, or else.....

Apple swaps one ex-Google AI chief for another

ajadedcynicaloldfart

So Apple. are regarded as laggards

in the so called "A.I." race to produce yet more software to produce yet more shit.

Good. In my book that is a major selling point!

Aviation delays ease as airlines complete Airbus software rollback

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: Redefinition of airliners

@ITMA

Quote "Flying used to be fun.

Now it has become a depressingly frustrating and often unpleasent experience - yes I'm looking at you Manchester Airport Group and Ryan Air (and the like)". Unquote.

What has that got to with the subject of the article?

Years-old bugs in open source tool left every major cloud open to disruption

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@Blackjack

Yeah you are right. Thing is, how long did it take before someone looked and found these bugs?

In principle, "many eyes" is a very good thing.

But in practice it seems to actually be that "many eyes" means as long as those eyes belong to someone else. (Damn, I can already feel the knives being stuck into my heart!!!)

But seriously, I totally agree with your second sentence.

Intrusion at real estate finance biz sparks concern for big banks

ajadedcynicaloldfart
FAIL

From the article

snip< We took measures to further secure our systems> snip

Just a pity they didn't take those "further measures" sooner I think. Fucking decerebrates.

Vibe coding: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing (Sorry, Linus)

ajadedcynicaloldfart
Happy

My congrats and thanks

for the article headline.

I hadn't played that record in yonks. And as it was one of his best songs, I don't know why.

I have, of course, rectified that situation. Indeed, I played the whole l.p. twice!

Be groovy baby...

Google and Westinghouse lean on AI to speed US nuclear plant builds

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Dear God

Please make this A.I. thing go away. Because A.I. plus nuclear reactors does not fill me with confidence.

Brits to help foot power bill for datacenters under government AI plans

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: Yikes! Can we afford to stay here?

@ Barry Rueger

What is musicology? Please, I am NOT being sarcastic.

'Largest-ever' cloud DDoS attack pummels Azure with 3.64B packets per second

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@Oblivion

Your first line in quotation marks. I cannot find that line in the article.

But then, you are new to this forum and eager for "thumbs up". So I am happy to forgive you assuming you buy me one of these...

Datacenter fossil fuel habit 'not sustainable' as AI workloads soar

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Does anyone think

that these companies that build and run these datacentres think that they give a fuck? They are just parasites.

Developer battled to write his own documentation, but lost the boss fight

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Re: I used to own a sports bar/restaurant

@Sam not the Viking

And I have had God knows how many gallons of Stella Artosi in my local!!

Ishy

Black Hawk chown: DARPA takes helicopter pilots out of the air for $6M

ajadedcynicaloldfart

As far as I know

Autonomous means Independent?

So how was this thing autonomous when it is being controlled by someone using a tablet? I know, I expect I probably missed something, but in my defence it has just turned 3.00 a.m. (U.K)

Ishy

Uncle Sam wants to scan your iris and collect your DNA, citizen or not

ajadedcynicaloldfart

My "goverment" (U.K.)

would kill to do this sort of thing. I suppose they could call it an "addon" to the digital id shite.

Ishy

Smile! Uncle Sam wants to scan your face on the way in – and out

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: Why not simply.

@headrush

Am assuming you are refering to this...

https://www.nicholson1968.com/the-cli-nic/the-dome-of-the-enewetak-atoll-in-the-marshall-islands

Probably the only thing that the U.Sians have not stuck umpteen U.S. flags on it

Ishy

Cyber exec with lavish lifestyle charged with selling secrets to Russia

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Seems to me

that this L3Harris thing is just the U.S. answer to N.S.O group.

With all the morals and scruples that said group have.

/S just incase.

Ishy

Digital ID is now less about illegal working, more about rummaging through drawers

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: All we need now...

@Like a badger

"Only if somebody will stab Starmer in the back, and the problem there is that the parliamentary Labour party doesn't have anyone with knife-related talents" >snip

Oh I don't know, You have never heard of Peter Mandelson?

New boss took charge of project code and sent two billion unwanted emails

ajadedcynicaloldfart
Pint

Northern Rock

You're referencing Northern Rock perhaps? If so, you owe me a pint!!!

A single DNS race condition brought Amazon's cloud empire to its knees

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: bed is stuck

@Curmudgeon in Training

You didn't mention the subscription that goes with it...

What a world we live in when you have to pay a subscription fee to use your fucking bloodybollockybuggery bed working as intended.

https://help.eightsleep.com/en_us/can-i-cancel-autopilot-Bkbr7s9rn

UK government's £45B AI savings pitch built on broad-brush guesswork, MPs told

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Oh and

it's maths NOT math. Maths being short for mathematics and all that

Ishy

Trump's anti-sustainability agenda comes to Eurozone

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Pint

I have to wonder why

God felt the need to invent the Ostrich.

And, yes I know they don't really bury their heads in the sand. They stick their beaks into the ground to turn their eggs. I have no idea why they turn them but, there they are.

Icon, because it's my way of burying my head in the sand or more likely, the bog when I meet huey!

Ishy

SpaceX limbers up for Starship flight 11 as launch pad faces retirement

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Go

Just wondering

if the thing will actually, finally do at least a proper orbit this time? Or are we going to hear that "it's all about the data" again?

And speaking of time, what is CT time?

Be groovy... Ishy

Nearly a year after attack, US medical scanning biz gets clear image of stolen patient data

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Talk about

couldn't care less! Well they couldn't could they? Twats.

Taliban impose tele-ban and take Afghanistan offline

ajadedcynicaloldfart

According to the Beeb,

the Taliban Prime Minister has ordered the internet to be "on" again and it does seem to be happening.

Cops cuff another teen over alleged Scattered Spider attack that broke Vegas casinos

ajadedcynicaloldfart

No doubt there will soon be extradition "requests"

from the Usians to get these 2 in to the U.S.A.

Maybe our (what we laughingly refer to as our) Government will grow some balls, hell even just growing one is better that none, and they will remember Anne Sacoolas, who killed Harry Dunn. You know, the woman who suddenly grew "diplomat status" when the U.K. requested her extradition to the U.K.. It was refused on the grounds that (and I quote) "it was inappropriate to do so".

I live in (the no doubt vain) hope that the Usians will be told to fuck off.

As ever be groovy... Ishy

China slaps 1-hour deadline on reporting serious cyber incidents

ajadedcynicaloldfart

I'll say this for China

and I can say a lot. about the shit they get up to, at least they go after managing directors and the board of the companies deemed to have done wrong.

Compare that with the pathetic slap on the wrist (if any) that the west rolls out companies with security (if they bother with security at all) so rubbish that it is almost daily that a major company has had their I.T. systems broken into.

Or it maybe that the "highly sophisticated" malware that western companies are attacked with are way more "highly sophisticated" than the Chinese attacks... ?

Ishy

Financial 'stretch' for UK to join Europe's Starlink rival, says minister

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: Long Brexit.

@Tron

Of course Sterling went down. Bank of England cut interest rates the day after the ref.Though I do wish we had remained.....

Claims assistance firm fined for cold-calling people who put themselves on opt-out list

ajadedcynicaloldfart

So,

the fine is less than a quid for each call?

Some warning to other companies. That will scare really them off won't it. /S

Jeff Bezos can now taunt Elon Musk: I'm building a moon rover for NASA, when can Tesla do that?

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Don't forget Space Patrol

NASA rewrites Moon mission goals in quiet DEI retreat

ajadedcynicaloldfart

Re: Good

@Androgynous Cupboard

Come on, he said nothing of the sort. And I think you know it

Apple has locked me in the same monopolistic cage Microsoft's built for Windows 10 users

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Re: Horses for courses

@NXM

You are showing your age! And given that I know what you are on about, I've just shown mine! Damn it.