* Posts by Aleph0

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James Webb Space Telescope completes its voyage to French Guiana

Aleph0

Re: Shipping Label

Uh, bigger than I thought, 4.38 Wales in Reg units... Bigger that Ireland, about half of Great Britain.

Like all equatorial regions it looks smaller on maps.

How not to train your Dragon: What happens when you teach an AI game sex-abuse stories then blame players

Aleph0

Re: I

No, fiction about $thing doesn't necessarily normalise $thing. Think about Agatha Christie and murders, for example.

IMO just because something rubs some (most?) people the wrong way isn't a sufficient basis to ban it, unless a crime was involved in its creation. I'm sure the arguments being parroted against CP fiction were the same that were used against LGBT fiction...

Ex-US intel, military trio were cyber-mercenaries for UAE, say prosecutors

Aleph0
WTF?

Re: it does not make much difference to me.

Yes, if that Lori Stroud thinks that foreign persons are fair game whereas targeting USians never is, she's implying that a foreign government cannot ever have a lawful motive to investigate any US person.

Some countries have a worldview that their their citizens are all angels while abroad...

You want us to make a change? We can do it, but it'll cost you...

Aleph0

Re: Screw-up?

I suspect that the application worked on the assumption that in that file there couldn't be duplicate records for the day since it was overwritten each time, but now that assumption was no longer valid and the modification caused unintended consequences downstream.

Yes I know the saying about assumptions; as for myself I'd have some check in place anyway, just in case the same transaction was received twice on consecutive days...

This way up: James Webb Space Telescope gets ready for shipment after final tests

Aleph0
Boffin

Pretty pictures

Don't think so, the most stunning astronomy pictures released so far have often been in false colors (usually they do H-alpha as red, visible light as yellow and UV/X-rays as green/blue).

Similarly with JWST they'll simply map three bands of infrared to three colors; and of course nothing bars them from doing composites of JWST, HST and terrestrial observations as needed, so on the whole I'm pretty sure we'll continue to see new colorful astronomy pictures, just with many more pixels.

Live, die, copy-paste, repeat: Everything is recycled now, including ideas

Aleph0
Happy

"Madonna's bra cups" on his shoulders is a charitable way of putting it... All I can see is two poop emojis.

US boffins: We're close to fusion ignition in the lab – as seen in stars and thermonuclear weapons

Aleph0
Mushroom

Re: Self sustaining

For me too, and in that definition inertial confinement fusion is nigh-impossible to make self-sustaining, because the engineering problem of transferring energy from an exploding discrete packet of fuel to the upcoming ones isn't exactly trivial...

Leaving aside the fact that even once you achieve ignition (i.e. output energy > input energy), you're not even halfway there; given that the fusion energy mostly leaves the reactor in the form of heat, and in existing power stations the conversion efficiency is typically around 30%, to get power out to the grid you need your fusion reaction to output at least 300% of the energy used to start it...

Faster .NET? Monster post by Microsoft software engineer shows serious improvements

Aleph0
WTF?

1.07 MB for a "Hello World"?

And in the best case... Am I the only one thinking it's a little wasteful?

Okay these days the emphasis is on reducing developers' time instead of resource consumption, but for such a size the program better write itself in under a millisecond.

Private cryptocurrencies make lousy national currencies: International Monetary Fund

Aleph0

That's by design

If you can easily transfer such large sums out of your account, so can a scammer that has compromised your credentials or has "persuaded" you (e.g. with the proverbial $5 wrench) to initiate such a transfer. Sadly many regulations that appear nonsensical to an outsider have an historical reason in some horror story...

So – at least at the bank I work for – large outgoing amounts are flagged, and a second pair of eyes (i.e. usually the branch manager) has to manually authorize them after having checked with the client that everything is in order, because once the funds have left your bank there's little that can be done to reverse the transfer.

BTW when I paid for my current car the 30k euro transfer got through in ~30 minutes. I had already told my branch manager that I would be doing such a payment, and luckily the car dealer also had an account at my bank, so no clearing was needed.

Ad tech ruined the web – and PDF files are here to save it, allegedly

Aleph0
Joke

Re: The Register print version next!

Still supported IIRC :)

https://www.theregister.com/Print/2021/07/20/pdf_html_debate/

(note case sensitive on "Print" )

Not only is Hubble back online after outage, it's already taking photos of the cosmos

Aleph0
Headmaster

Re: Life without the shuttle

According to Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle), you're off by nearly an order of magnitude... 211 billion $ program cost / 135 missions makes a cool 1.56 billion $ per launch.

ZTE Axon 30 Ultra: Strong effort from an entity-lister, but your tiny child hands may struggle

Aleph0
Black Helicopters

Re: Chinese Boogyman

Personally I'm not worried about the short-term spying. What I'm thinking about is – given China's aggressive foreign policy of late – if the situation with Taiwan or another of their neighbors degenerates and it comes to an all-out trade war with embargoes (to say nothing of an actual conflict), what's to stop the CCP from ordering all Chinese phone makers to ship a tainted firmware that bricks all phones with the Play Store installed (i.e. all those out of China)? Okay, in such a situation having a new £649 doorstop would be the last of our problems, but it doesn't help either...

That said, I'm not giving Western companies a free pass either, given what's happened post-9/11 where the telcos were basically all eager to help the US govt in the "war on terror".

Some of those companies routinely ship unauditable blobs as firmware updates. In case after some other such event the US govt informally asks companies located there to ship malicious updates, we can perhaps expect Google and Apple to tell them to get stuffed. Qualcomm? Intel? Much less so IMO.

Google's diversity strat lead who said Jews have 'insatiable appetite for war' is no longer diversity strat lead

Aleph0
Big Brother

Re: Free speech is fine

I'm cool with people disagreeing with my views, less so with them wanting me fired from my job for something I may have said decades ago.

Good luck the social footprint in my actual name is essentially zero...

Hero to Jezero: Perseverance, NASA's most advanced geologist rover, lands on Mars, beams back first pics

Aleph0
Alien

Gentry Lee

When spotting the name in the article, I got curious about whether he was the one who used to write books with Arthur C. Clarke, and it turns out he is.

Icon for the Ramans :D

There's no Huawei on Earth we're a national security threat, Chinese giant tells US appeals court

Aleph0
Devil

Re: Huawei will this end?

> Extensive reviews of its kit in Europe turned up no threat

Yet.

Who's going to scrutinize all future firmware updates from Huawei before deployment? I wish those making that argument would keep in mind that any manufacturer that can update its equipment in the field has effective root on those systems.

I for one am already uncomfortable with Google and Qualcomm having root on my smartphone; no way I'm going to entrust potential admin rights to a Chinese entity that can be simply told by its government to ship malicious code to hardware deployed the world over.

That goes not just for Huawei and ZTE, but for any Chinese brand IMO. At least with stuff built in China but designed in the West, the code signing keys should rest firmly in the headquarters of Apple/Nokia etc. (at least until they outsource their software too)...

Japan’s COVID-19 contact-tracing app hasn't warned users of encounters with carriers since September

Aleph0
FAIL

Re: Info request

IMO those apps – unless they're mandatory – have the inherent problem that the only people likely to install them are those who tend to follow health authorities' guidance (mask, distancing, avoiding crowds and enclosed spaces with poor ventilation...) and so are not getting the disease in the first place.

It's those thinking "COVID is no big deal" and going about their lives and usual that end up getting infected, and then it's too late to install the app; wonderful tech as smartphones are, they cannot go back in time to collect the Bluetooth IDs from the phones of all the people they interacted with in the week or so that the owner was pre-symptomatic (but still contagious)...

US Department of Homeland Security warns American business not to use Chinese tech or let data behind the Great Firewall

Aleph0
Joke

Re: Surely

Yup, the microchip won't work correctly until at least version 3, so we're good until SARS-Cov-4 arrives.

Adiós Arecibo Observatory: America's largest radio telescope faces explosive end after over 50 years of service

Aleph0

Re: Not too surprised

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RATAN-600

Looks like the Russian one is still operational, and at 600 meters its diameter is larger than both Arecibo or FAST. However having a ring geometry its collection area is not comparable with those other two "dish" radio telescopes.

Try to avoid thinking of the internet as a flashy new battlefield, warns former NCSC chief

Aleph0

Re: Technically correct...but missing the point entirely.

Perhaps I'm naive, but if those hackers are really state-backed can't they just ask their employers for a passport in a different name if they want to go on vacation? It's not like facial recognition has such a good record...

Microsoft warns against SMS, voice calls for multi-factor authentication: Try something that can't be SIM swapped

Aleph0
Meh

All well and good until you're the one that needs to make a call.

My dad has a similar attitude as yours; a couple of years ago while he was doing odd jobs alone he had a nasty accident that left him unable to reach somewhere with people, and it took us until his expected return time to realize that something had happened and rush him to the hospital; suffice it to say, he nearly lost his leg for the delay in treating the injury. If only he had had a mobile phone about him...

You'd think he'd learnt his lesson but no, he still goes around without a phone (but with a limp now). He says at 80 he isn't about to change his habits.

Japan testing sandwiches that discount themselves as they age

Aleph0
Happy

Re: Simpler alternatives

Rat, of course. Cutting the tails if they're feeling posh.

Now I'm wondering about them adding ketchup and/or mustard...

Kick Google all you like, Mozilla tells US government, so long as we keep getting our Google-bucks

Aleph0

Re: Erm

In the case of governments, there are usually avenues to appeal such decisions (unless you're deemed a national security risk). In the case of private entities like Google, if they decide to stop doing business with you for any reason, you're SOL.

Indonesia’s black-market phone prevention plan bricks a whole bunch of handsets

Aleph0

What about roaming?

I get that travelers landing at their airports will find their own handsets have become wifi-only? Or have the authorities exempted foreign-registered SIMs from the scheme?

Okay now in the after-Corona it's not the right time for tourism, but when it's possible to travel again I think I wouldn't mind a week or two in Bali...

Excel Hell: It's not just blame for pandemic pandemonium being spread between the sheets

Aleph0

Excel only does that incrementing while doing autofill, not copy/paste. Granted, one can inadvertently invoke autofill with a clumsy mouse drag, but the Undo command is there for a reason, isn't it?

China slams 'dirty' America's 'clean network' plan, reminds world of PRISM snoop-fest exposed by Ed Snowden

Aleph0

China holds plain-vanilla U.S. Treasury bonds. Those are bearer and fungible, i.e. the U.S. can't selectively default against a holder they don't like, not without reneging on their whole debt.

Mozilla doubles down on anti-tracking tech: It'll be tougher for wily ad-biz cookie monsters to track Firefox

Aleph0

Re: Time-based cookie clearing

Exactly that, the add-on is Cookie AutoDelete. Works a treat, you just have to extend the auto-clean timeout a bit (otherwise things like reCAPTCHA don't work as well) and whitelist the sites you log on to like the Reg.

Firefox 79: A thin release for regular users, but plenty for developers to devour

Aleph0

Re: The snag with a four-week release cycle ...

Obviously yes, #1651800 in bugzilla.mozilla.org.

Result: fix optional, priority 3 (think it's the lowest one). Perhaps my fault for not being able to explain why breaking longstanding computing paradigms is a problem...

Hilarious was the first comment after triage, that basically amounted to "you're saving your own files wrong"

Aleph0
Facepalm

Re: The snag with a four-week release cycle ...

Ha ha... Try downloading a file and (when the dialog pops up asking which filename to save to) using a filename with double spaces.

Since time immemorial, file system operations either succeed or not (giving an error message like "cannot save for $reason"). Now Firefox has a third mode of operation, "I'm gonna save the file, but with a different name"... I wonder how it passed their tests.

USA seeks Moon and Mars nuke power plant designs ready to fly in 2027

Aleph0

Re: Height

There aren't very many such places I'm afraid, and even those don't get you totally uninterrupted power in all seasons (TIL the Moon has seasons).

Moreover, if you get there and find that some other nation has already put a permanent installation in place, the Outer Space Treaty prevents you from interfering i.e. putting your own solar panels next to theirs...

Butterfingers who don't bother with phone cases, rejoice: New Gorilla Glass 'Victus' tipped to survive 6ft drops

Aleph0

Re: Is dropping your phone common?

To me it happens a couple of times a year, in autumn when I start wearing jackets again. At six in the morning I pop the phone in my jacket's pocket, bend down to lace my shoes, and out the phone slips... Admittedly at that point the fall is just from 50-60 cm, but I reckon that with my luck it's best to take no chances so I bought a custom TPU case at the same time as the phone.

I've only managed to break one phone, a Nokia 808 Pureview (the last all-European phone from the hardware to the OS, and one of the first actually good cameras on a phone) to answer what turned out to be a spam call while I had both hands occupied. At the time the model had been out of production for a year, original replacements were no longer available and so the repair shop fitted a knock-off screen without the polarizing layer. So in the end even after paying for the repair, in a few weeks I still had to get a new phone because the display looked like crap.

After all those years I still miss that phone...

Japan plans massive national tech modernisation program

Aleph0

Hanko stamps

Wondering if they're thinking of doing away with those stamps they use in place of signatures.

Always thought of those hankos as a massive security issue, whoever steals (or compels the owner to hand over) them can legally sign everything in the owner's place. Like giving away your card and PIN to a mugger but worse...

NASA delays James Webb Space Telescope launch date by at least seven months

Aleph0
Go

Obligatory XKCD

https://xkcd.com/2014/

NY Attorney General warns Apple, Google to police COVID-19 tracing apps in their souks – or she will herself

Aleph0
Happy

Re: tracing apps

Ah, I think I've received the same message... Download location seems to be at TotallyLegitApps.ru .

I'm sure nothing can go wrong with that.

Signal goes Gaussian to take privacy to the next level: All your faces don't belong to us

Aleph0
Trollface

Signal-produced face coverings?

I'd like one that performed the CCTV equivalent of a SQL injection, in the style of the Laughing Man character from Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex.

I think it would be cool to remotely crash the computers trying to run a face-recognition routine on my mug...

China to test digital version of its currency at 2022 Winter Olympics

Aleph0
Big Brother

Re: Why the uproar ?

I'll reply in his/her stead.

I work for a bank based in a different European country, and each of our customers opening an account has to sign a form declaring that they aren't a citizen or prior resident of the US, and that form has to be archived and kept available for inspection.

Look up FATCA ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_Account_Tax_Compliance_Act#International_implementation ). Now imagine if each country demanded similar paperwork...

Did nobody tell them about the lockdown? Logitech releases new 'luggable' mechanical keyboard for LAN parties

Aleph0

Re: How Much?

Apropos Logitech quality, I hope the switches on this keyboard are better than those they're using on their mice. Now that it's becoming warmer, the left button on my two-year-old M500 mouse has again started issuing phantom double-clicks, just like last summer...

Aleph0

Actual width is 38.6 cm, per https://www.logitechg.com/en-us/products/gaming-keyboards/g915-tkl-wireless.html#product-tech-specs .

Chicago: Why I just grin like a dork... It's my kind of Bork

Aleph0
Flame

Re: Jumped up quiche?

Neapolitans beg to differ.

Icon: wood-fired pizza is the only decent kind, according to some.

Hooray! It's IT Day! Let's hear it for the lukewarm mugs of dirty water that everyone seems to like so much

Aleph0

Re: I drink both and I speak for me

Italian too here, apropos off Starbucks I've found that the smallest size of a Caramel Macchiato is a passable substitute for a cappuccino while traveling abroad (remember traveling?).

More automation to suddenly look like a jolly good idea as businesses struggle through coronavirus crisis, say analysts

Aleph0

You seem to imply that raw materials will cost nothing and will be infinite...

Breaking virus lockdown rules, suing officials, threatening staff, raging on Twitter. Just Elon Musk things

Aleph0

Re: Dear Elon ...

Musk was born abroad, so he's uneligible to become president, according to article 2 of the US constitution.

Spyware maker NSO can't claim immunity, Facebook lawyers insist – it's time to face the music

Aleph0

Re: Missing something here

But if it's true that NSO's spyware can't be used within the US or against US-registered numbers (as they write in thair reply to El Reg) that leaves only the country of the perpetrator, doesn't it?

Sorry but I fail to see the legal basis for suing in the US. If this passes, the family of everyone that's been killed by US-made weapons sold to foreign governments would have standing to sue the weapon manufacturer in the US...

With the economy in turmoil, Alibaba to spend big on pipes and plumbing to catch up with Western rivals

Aleph0
Meh

A Chinese company with root access on your workloads

What could possibly go wrong?

Who honestly has a crown prince in their threat model? UN report officially fingers Saudi royal as Bezos hacker

Aleph0
Happy

Re: Mandy Rice-Davies Applies ..... MRDASNAFUBAR

Oh gawd, I seem to have understood two AMFM comments in a row. Time to switch to the higher-dosage dried frog pills...

If at first you don't succeed, pry, pry again: Feds once again demand Apple unlock encrypted iPhones in yet another terrorism case

Aleph0
Trollface

Re: Compliance statement

P.S.: estimated electricity cost will be 65.83 quintillion dollars. Who do we bill for that?

Microsoft takes us to 2004 with new Windows 10 so you don't mistake it for Server 2003

Aleph0

Re: LTSC?

Only available to corporations with a suitable number of licenses, I'm afraid... I've recently bought one such license off Amazon, and the seller subsequently reimbursed the purchase when I messaged them to the effect that the Microsoft dowload page they pointed me to only offered Pro and Home editions.

I haven't been able to find a download option on Microsoft's site that doesn't require credentials for the Volume Licensing Service Center, and I'm not going to use a dodgy torrent site to download my OS...

Twitter wants help with deepfakes, and Microsoft Azure will rent out new AI chips for its cloud users, and more

Aleph0
Unhappy

Re: a measly 97 cents per hour

The problem is, Western turkers often find themselves competing with people from countries where 97 US cents per hour is a good pay compared to regular work... Yay for globalization!

Power to the users? Admins be warned: Microsoft set to introduce 'self-service purchase' in Office 365

Aleph0

Re: But

Not in C:\Program Files , but in their own user profile I believe it's always been possible... Unless there's some new group policy of which I'm unaware preventing that, of course.

Consumer campaign to keep receiving printed till receipts looks like a good move – on paper

Aleph0

Re: can't be recycled safely.

Apparently 92% of thermal paper contains Bisphenol-A (BPA), that is a quite nasty chemical and can leach into water sources. Paper recycling involves quite a lot of water, and who knows how it is disposed of...

Today's Resident Evil: Ransomware crooks think local, not global, prey on schools, towns, libraries, courts, cities...

Aleph0

Re: Insurance

That Ars Technica article is just a reposting of the ProPublica story linked in this Reg article...

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