* Posts by Autonomous Mallard

12 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jan 2025

Artificial brains could point the way to ultra-efficient supercomputers

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Re: Not quite

> Doc's don't get to turn you off, do the repair and turn you back on again.

They _do_ get to turn the "engine" off for a bit if needed though... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronary_artery_bypass_surgery (see the procedure section)

And somewhat more dramatically, even turn off blood flow entirely: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiopulmonary_bypass (see the uses -> hypothermia section)

Admittedly stretching the car metaphor a bit... and if we're being philosophical about it, is the "engine" the heart or the brain?

Linus Torvalds: Stop making an issue out of AI slop in kernel docs – you're not changing anybody's mind

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Re: paraphrase

Surprisingly cogent analysis, I'm continually surprised by how human Gemini sounds these days. I also love the irony of it referring to the AI hype cycle.

New carbon capture tech could save us from datacenter doom

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Drop in a bucket

Impressive achievement. Now, let's take a look at the scale of the problem atmospheric carbon capture is attempting to solve. Since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, humanity has emitted trillions of metric tons of CO2 into the atmosphere. Some of this has been absorbed by various natural carbon sinks, but about 1,140 billion metric tons of excess CO2 are suspended in the atmosphere. [1] To absorb that using this compound, assuming it can be used 100 times with an average 75% efficiency, we'd have to create:

1.14*10^18 (mass of excess CO2 in milligrams)/11,700 (lifetime CO2 absorption of 1 gram of TBN-BA in milligrams)=~97.5 million metric tons of TBN-BA

Creating that much is a colossal effort in and of itself, much less the infrastructure required to actually utilize it and sequester the CO2.

Carbon capture projects are frequently used to greenwash the creation of new fossil fuel burning power plants, but I've never seen a credible proposal to deploy it at the scale necessary to put a dent in the problem.

Humanity does have limited industrial capacity, and it takes less effort to replace emission sources with clean power generation than it does to pull the emitted carbon back out of the atmosphere.

Carbon capture will be part of the long-term solution (i.e centuries), but it shouldn't be used as an excuse to create new fossil fuel power generation.

P.S: Those numbers are quite rough, but are accurate enough to convey the magnitude of the problem.

[1]: https://www.theclimatebrink.com/p/the-staggering-scale-of-human-co2

Affection for Excel spans generations, from Boomers to Zoomers

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Not just accountants

A few years ago, the scientific community updated the names of several genes to avoid Excel autoformatting:

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9325790/

The consensus, apparently, was that this was easier than teaching people to disable the feature or use a more appropriate tool for the job.

MongoDB talks up its AI chops by talking down PostgreSQL

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Coffee/keyboard

I was just about to post that...

"If /dev/null is fast and web scale I will use it."

Fortytwo's decentralized AI has the answer to life, the universe, and everything

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Energy Use

On the whole, I'm not sure whether this actually addresses the energy demand issues involved in modern AI. While it does spread out the demand, the energy still has to be spent. Most consumer hardware will not be as energy efficient as datacenter kit (i.e cycles/watt), and distributing the load across the grid could actually make addressing additional demand _more_ difficult. Upgrading grid capacity to every endpoint requires replacing/upgrading more equipment than constructing new generation at the point of use, and distribution losses in a grid are significant.

I think coupling this with point-of-use generation (e.g residential solar) and/or microgrids would work well. Distributing our computing and energy generation capacity would improve resilience to extreme weather events and other regional disruptions.

Strong Java LTS arrives with the release of 25

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While Perl may not be popular anymore, there's a lot of money to be made in maintaining it... https://www.index.dev/blog/highest-paying-programming-languages

Cloudflare fesses up to config change that borked internet access for all

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Re: Why

Because most organizations do not have a dedicated security team, nor do they have the infrastructure needed to mitigate large-scale DoS/DDoS attacks.

Cloudflare does. For most, the practical benefits outweigh any philosophical concerns.

That's without even getting into the reductions in bandwidth egress costs, host server load, and user latency that come from using a well-configured caching policy with a CDN.

P.S: This was not a failure in the CDN or reverse proxy services. It was specifically the 1.1.1.1 DNS resolver.

Techie pulled an all-nighter that one mistake turned into an all-weekender

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Re: sad... they fixed that

These days I tend to use dd with /dev/disk/by-id entries rather than /dev/sdX for that exact reason.

CompSci teacher sets lab task: Accidentally breaking the university

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The ISP I have the misfortune of dealing with at work fouls up their config management about twice a year and both enables DHCP and disables our static IP bloxk. Every time, I have to spend at least an hour escalating to a tech that understands what a static address *is*.

BOFH: How to innosplain your way through an audit

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Re: Compiling a list of assets

The majority of compute time on HPC is spent running Fortran, just FYI.

https://cpufun.substack.com/p/is-fortran-a-dead-language

https://astg.pages.smce.nasa.gov/website/fortran/

This is how Elon's Department of Government Efficiency will work – overwriting the US Digital Service

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Re: While I'm asking questions ...

I'm not sure that liberal arts degrees are 'useless', although they certainly won't make you rich. On the other hand, a more complete knowledge of history among the general populace might have helped avoid this nice 1930s rerun we're living in...