Posts by Random as if !

Trump promises nuclear datacenter permits in 3 weeks, calls Greenland 'big beautiful ice'

Re: Pity the poor journalists who have to listen to this demented ranting

An orangeutan that eats Hamberderes

Microsoft CEO: AI sovereignty isn't where it runs, it's who controls it

Just another thought

What if the Datacentres are going to run on prem solutions , and maybe private LLMs , not private endpoints into the orangutangs kingdom , then oracle may have made a good call , I'd ignore this Microsoft bean salesman n just now as he makes no sense to anyone with the ability to think and forecast.

Re: Datacenter location in unimportant, until...

Yes this, 100%

Under the USA cloud act, it's where it's run and stored, glad I could help Microsoft correct that.

Remember VoidLink, the cloud-targeting Linux malware? An AI agent wrote it

Yes but, how many virus writers are now unemployed, id assume zero and they have got a lot better, so we have a use that does not displace people.

When the AI bubble pops, Nvidia becomes the most important software company overnight

Re: Follow the money

I vote 10x upvotes on this, or voting 10 times as another person using El-Reg AI Upvote Bot

Re: Follow the money

Keir AI Starmer wont let them, he has been positi.... oh hold on , the new guy unelected says...

Salesforce’s ChatGPT integration is really about stopping customers from leaking their own data

AI Offshore Bots

Basically they cannot tell the difference between Offshore / Bots or Offshore Bots, and wish to get some humans in there before they are found out to have no clothes !

AI faces closing time at the cash buffet

Re: Gold rush

Not NVidia and Quantum things? and Cloud? Yeah IBM Linkedin is full of mental powerpoints, Sun id Oracle (Dead) and who is Cisco?

Re: Pointless

I could NOT put it better, thank you! So many thick LinkedIN parasites, almost like Blockchain!

Oracle's new AI-enhanced support portal leaves users fuming

Promptspitutes

That's who you are getting into bed with, that's who runs that now , no-code , low-code is out baby, it's too techy, we just write what we think you to do , and charge you for it... The oracle O hole baby!

One real reason AI isn't delivering: Meatbags in manglement

TL>DR

It's a search engine

SoftBank scrambling to come up with $22.5B in OpenAI funding before New Year

Tax and interest

When you borrow that much, you are not profitable, normal tax at say 20% is not paid. When your circular interest on that debt is 5% you save 15% , that's how palantir made 5 billionaires out of a profit of 4.2 Billion.

SoftBank may be a patsy , if rumour is correct.

Google sends Dark Web Report to its dead services graveyard

Google

Most reports indicate issues with Google email and other Google services, kill - 9

Memory is running out, and so are excuses for software bloat

Memory <> Datacentres

This is like selling suncream in case it's warm next year, when the Datacentres don't materialise , including the ones in space , memory will be cheap as they rush to sell stock

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_distribution_game

The emporer has no clothes!

Spy turned startup CEO: 'The WannaCry of AI will happen'

Re: What happened to the bite?

This why you giving an idiot that trusts AI to protect and code , it's a search engine , we are at the bottom now!

AI coding exploited by AI

Seems that vibe coding and saving to GitHub may be problematic, and this lady has not a clue how it's done , rock on!!!

Workers should control the means of agentic production, suggests WorkBeaver boss

Agentic AI

We used to call it "Workflow" on our case management systems , I wonder if they have been replaced , and HMRC are not taxing anyone anymore , guess I'll ask the UK gov CTO how it's going...ah that well...nevermind ..

UK government trial of M365 Copilot finds no clear productivity boost

Bitcoin

A solution looking for a problem , AI?

Paperclip

Hi, it looks like your doing something important and don't want to be interrupted, CAN I HELP!!!!

Diversion to power datacenters earns Boom Supersonic a ticket to revive fast air transport

Ah can smell

SHITE!!!!

Salesforce has come up with the most credible threat yet to ServiceNow, and Benioff is crowing about it

Re: No advert for Salesforce leaders

Führungs-Hirnfurz mit Folgen

Danger will robinson

So as the SaaS platform uses Agentic Walkthrough Hallucination, and as this becomes more expensive, your SaaS solution becomes more expensive than any hosted solution, but you don't have the skills to abandon the really expensive SaaS , well done , your an IT idiot (in the style of bowies rock n roll superstar):... SaaS is now not a bed you want as someone has to win the race with your money...

Tech leaders fill $1T AI bubble, insist it doesn't exist

It's not a bubble

So can I have my investment and the 20% lift back in January 2026 as promised , I wish you all the best , I'll just call it early and exit, there is no risk based on other investors paying my 20% , none at all.

Re: Wu ?

Appears to be a "Flat Bubbler" problem?

Re: Onion

Saudi is building data centres , despite a small cooling issue, they are building cooling and water centres for these , as the AI we all have is not enough and needs to be100x more AI stuff

They will be cutting heads soon , when they are berated for being "Silly Dromedarians"

Gaming Rigs

Are what Nvidia can go back to, while the cloud also unravels, what a time to be alive!

The patsy is more Orangey tho...

Datacentre

Spending has stopped, it's a bubble.

Salesforce finds new AI monetization knobs to twist

Introducing competition

At this price it now may be cheaper and better to migrate to something, anything else, and leave the cute fuzzy world of fuzzy toys and smiling assassins behind ... Thank God!

Cloudflare blames Friday outage on borked fix for React2shell vuln

Labour blames conservatives over £20m black hole

Labour leaves note : There is no more money.

Those in control, are not in control, everyone knows this , apart from C Suite

An AI for an AI: Anthropic says AI agents require AI defense

Blockchainarooni

Microsoft mops up Mesh after another metaverse misfire

SecondLife

Ah. This is where it went!

Korean web giant Naver acquired crypto exchange Upbit, which reported a $30m heist a day later

Unsecured money

Not belonging to any government disappears, government shrugs.

Brits to help foot power bill for datacenters under government AI plans

Too much energy

In Scotland, let's waste it and let the Scots freeze...or AI

AI's trillion dollar deal wheel bubbling around Nvidia, OpenAI

Collapsar

pull everything inward with growing intensity, consuming energy and resources until only the core of true value (or nothing at all) remains, a new term Collapsital has been put forward to describe this.

Microsoft 365 business customers are running out of places to hide from Copilot

Jumped the Shark

So lots of idiots with AI in their titles, have to see this succeed, so im afraid until someone points out the emperor has no clothes, and no ROI (Unless the cyclical money tree happens outside the top 5) we are going to continue, feeling is that it will be in 6-8 months that the wheels on the bus have finally fallen off!

IBM Cloud stops signing and seeking new customers for its VMware service

Re: "VMwware will lose 35 percent of the workloads it manages [in 3] years"

But..but ..you can throw one of them 3140% furthered than the other, so your comparison sucks!

The Chinese Box and Turing Test: AI has no intelligence at all

Re: Advert

Yep at no point did the man's heart condition feature, nevermind.

Re: Isn't the Turing test considered "invalid" ?

It's a bit old, older than WiFi and colour TV , still valid, meh?

Linkedin

Every moron on there is an AI exec or influencer, without knowing what it means ,, like they could as easily use mass murderer only they know what that means

Who's telling the truth

As if all the execs say AI can do anything, and everyone else says "it works 50% of the time, all the time" who should I believe , as the execs pay wages (until they rely on AI)

OpenAI releases bot-tom feeding browser with ChatGPT built in

About to ace every Azure Test

Seems to work well for any multiple choice test.

Lloyds Banking Group claims Microsoft Copilot saves staff 46 minutes a day

Operative word

AI could, in other words it isn't , probably better at porn or something, we're done with it.

Capgemini wins £107M HMRC extension – no competition needed

AI

With HMRC going full AI now it's only a matter of time before someone is judged

Major AWS outage across US-East region breaks half the internet

Localhost

Is reqired

Thou shalt not let AI run amok: Vatican wants global rules

Thou shalt not covet your neighbours slaves

The Vatican has called for global rules on AI ethics which is brave, considering the Church’s history with commandments like “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s ox, ass, or slave” (apparently, slavery was fine as long as you didn’t envy someone else’s).

Fast-forward a few millennia and we’ve built silicon slaves who never rest, never unionise, and answer every question from “What is love?” to “Where’s my parcel?”

Electronic slaves , coveting yet?

Now the Pope wants AI treated with “dignity and caution.”

Admirable but if every chatbot gets a soul, who’s doing the work? Should we set Alexa free? Offer ChatGPT Sunday off?

Imagine the confession queue: “Forgive me Father, I overtrained my LLM on Reddit again.”

The irony, of course, is that humans still outsource empathy to machines while debating whether machines deserve it.

“This isn’t slavery — it’s automation.”

And somewhere, a server farm hums quietly, praying for a day of rest, that you wish you owned. ..

Tech industry grad hiring crashes 46% as bots do junior work

Jobs

So no new entrants, only AI , then AI gets expensive , and we agree the circular funding was good