* Posts by ChodeMonkey

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ICE knocks on ad tech’s data door to see what it knows about you

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Re: America, you need to fix your problem

"I suppose technically it *isn't* your opinion if it's someone else's opinion you're repeating as fact!"

How dare you insinuate that Mme Codejunky’s work amounts to little more than the ad infinitum regurgitation of contrarian content she’s consumed!

There is plenty of original content. "Monuments to the sky gods" and "Sorry did I hit you in the feefees? Want a widdle pwaster?" are examples of edgy analysis and thought.

Tech employees demand their leaders take a stand against ICE

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Re: Correction to article

How dare you use your apostrophes and hyperlink text to skill-shame Mme Junky! Her skills lie elsewhere. (Illegal immigration, law enforcement and military tactics.)

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Re: Correction to article

Oh my. Do you believe you are two people? Is the other person with you now? What is their name? Have you sought the advice of your physician? I would suggest to do so post-haste, Madam!

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Re: Correction to article

"until we explained"

"so we can identify"

Madam, as you are not royalty, you do not have the right to use "we". Please refer to yourself in the accepted manner. (It appears your schooling left a lot to be desired.)

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Re: Correction to article

Ah Madam, I regret to Inform you my family is long gone. A sad tale. That I will not bore you with. (A behaviour that you may learn from for your future posts. )

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Re: Correction to article

Still fighting the good fight, Madam? Oh capital!

Rooting out these fifth-columnist anonymous people hiding behind their nom de guerre! Too cowardly to use their real names! For shame!

Trump says he got a deal for rare earths in Greenland, but they won't come easy

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Re: @Thomas Steven 1

"(Note: not a direct quote from your comment, I've added the apostrophe for you)"

Oh you are a card, sir!

Datacenters planned for Scotland could end up draining a loch of power

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Re: Energy generation mix

Mme codejunky,

Your posting level is up again. Are you once more out of gainful employ? Do you require any aid during the festive season?

It can't be easy for one such as yourself to be facing a Dickensian Christmas nightmare or, worse still, some Capraesque caricature of the Season of Goodwill.

Here's hoping for a roaring Yule log in your fireplace.

Trump gives state AI regulation the presidential middle finger

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Re: One person

Once one has a Master's Degree in Mining, such as Mme codejunky, then the world is your oyster!

(Minecraft is a universal skill, so I've been told.)

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Re: One person

"Where did I say I was an expert? "

Oh Madame, you do not have to be so modest with us! Everyone acknowledges your deep understanding in the areas of economics, immigration, military tactics, AI and such-like. No one can compete with such a learned debater such as yourself!

ICE-tracking app developer sues Trump admin after Apple spikes the software

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Re: Not a good situation

The President's willingness to help young (sometimes illegal) immigrant women to find a good living in the United States is well documented.

And your support of President Trump, good friend of Mr Epstein and Mr Bubba, is endearing to say the least.

Bless you.

(Is this perhaps linked to your first hand knowledge of once being an illegal in a foreign country yourself?)

Trump wants to turn it on again with 'Genesis Mission' for AI in science

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Re: Trump IQ versus AI IQ?

"You really are a tawdry little shill."

How DARE you imply that renowned military, economics and AI expert C.Junky is paid to make cheap, throw-away pronouncements in support of President Trump. This is done out of an almost religious duty to The Cause! No enrichment will ever occur for them.

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Re: the moron calling you madam

"who uses such 'polite formality' as a form of sexist insult "

How is being polite insulting or sexist, Madame? Surely a cultured and erudite economics and military expert, such as yourself, appreciates being addressed in a formal manner?

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Re: Trump IQ versus AI IQ?

How you spend your time with mariners interests no one, Madam.

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Re: Trump IQ versus AI IQ?

Mahine learning? Is your AI qualification not in Artificial Insemination?

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Re: Trump IQ versus AI IQ?

"You would wear a white coat to do agriculture?"

Is that not the case to do AI ?

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Re: Trump IQ versus AI IQ?

Which esteemed educational establishment was then graced with your illustrious presence? Ah, to shine with such confident smartness. A joy to behold. Was it in the field of AI? At The Royal Agricultural College? A white coat would have been de rigueur!)

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Re: Trump IQ versus AI IQ?

Madam, Werre you not entitled to some compensation...?

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/federal-court-approves-25-million-trump-university-settlement-n845181

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Headmaster

Re: Trump IQ versus AI IQ?

" I should not consider you smart enough"

Enlighten us all again on your academic prowess and achievements! (Aside from the outstanding œuvres you post here for our delectation.)

At which educational establishment did you read for your bachelor's degree in Theology, Religion, and Philosophy?

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Re: Trump IQ versus AI IQ?

" I would suggest it is my regular troll chodemonkey demonstrating he has figured out for a second time how to make an account. Possibly so he can make more downvotes too."

I demand you take back your baseless accusation. And seek help from your physician as you are clearly having an attack-of-the-vapours. (Yet again.)

UK minister ducks cost questions on nationwide digital ID scheme

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Re: Typical government

How dare you compare renowned economics expert, Mme codejunky to some thirsty old nag. For shame, Sir!

Trump, Republicans try again to stop states from regulating AI

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Re: Interesting

"Of course this comment section will devolve into whatever Trump says must be wrong but it is an interesting situation for real discussion."

President Trump is always right, Madam. (Just ask him about that Mr Epstein. And Mr Bubba.)

Bank of England says JLR's cyberattack contributed to UK's unexpectedly slower GDP growth

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Re: Hmm

"Get a woman in your life"

Are you propositioning Mr bootlesshacker? Have you no shame?!

Black Hawk chown: DARPA takes helicopter pilots out of the air for $6M

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Re: Very cool

Mme Junky is a renowned fast-jet pilot & tactician from their previous posting on all matters martial. A proven combat pilot with hours of missions and confirmed kills under their belt. (On Sega's Afterburner.)

UK tax collector falls short on digital efficiency, watchdog says

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Re: Crazy suggestion

Madam, that would be a nightmare.

Without a complex set of tax rules we at the top would have to pay more tax due to a reduction in loopholes and carve-outs put in place for us! For shame!!!

VodafoneThree to offshore UK network jobs to India

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Re: Isnt this what people want?

"And if they dont deserve it they will likely get a pay cut or shown the door."

Madame, why would you even suggest such a thing? At board level we decide what we get. Otherwise what kind of communist nightmare are you suggesting, that we at the top do not get our God-given due from patronage and heritage ? MONSTROUS!

Chatbots parrot Putin's propaganda about the illegal invasion of Ukraine

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Re: pseudo-AI

Oh that's absolutely capital! We'll just keep your prodigious posting escapades between ourselves though.

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Re: pseudo-AI

Madam, Do you need any help or references getting yourself back into gainful employment ? Your talents are wasted here!

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Re: Shocked

"For the UK the GBNews seems to be treated more strictly than the compliant media."

Indeed they are. At every turn when GBNews puts forward its paymasters' interests above all else they are taken to task. Share with us that example you have in mind, Madame...

Senators accuse Smithsonian of 'illegal lobbying' over Discovery squabbles

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Re: Other issues? Ballroom

1814 was a vintage year for the British in Washington.

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Re: Other issues? Ballroom

"While it has made children's heads explode he is pretty much showing them how to get things done. "

Madame, ixnay on the mention of children and President Trump. The Epstein situation is still looming and his most ardent supporters are not best pleased with the current state of affairs. Do not provoke them.

Trump's anti-sustainability agenda comes to Eurozone

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Re: TDS

Ah, such gallantry on display by Mr Anguilliform: Leaping to the defence of conspiracy theorist/grifter "Keystone" Kash Patel. So stable. So genius. I do so hope you have been in receipt of one of Mr Keystone's deathhead coin medals for your sevices.

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Re: TDS

Many readers will have personal experience of people being appointed based on racial or sexual characteristics rather than merit.

How DARE you attack His Majesty The King in such a manner.

EU biometric border system launch hits inevitable teething problems

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Joke

suffers teeting problems

I do hope they are keep abreast of the situation.

Renewables blow past nuclear when it comes to cheap datacenter juice

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Re: Really!

Madam Junky, how delightful to see you return to form. Ever ready to share your boundless wisdom on power generation and energy policy, drawn from that inexhaustible well of spare time you so generously devote to public education.

One can only mourn the catastrophic loss to the nation when you declined to lend your formidable talents to this noble sector of industry. For shame, truly.

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Re: Really!

"How does your screwdriver compare with how much juice it should drink if it was a sausage?"

Oh bravo.

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Re: Really!

Ah Madam Codejunky debates both the sacred and the profane. Rapturous applause is well earned by such insights into electricity generation and energy policy. Job himself would be impressed by the tribulations you endure to get your incisive arguments across.

Illuminatio tua in aeternum fulgeat,

nec filum fragile rumpatur,

nec lampas tua in tenebras cadat.

Amen.

Pentagon decrees warfighters don't need 'frequent' cybersecurity training

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Re: Very strange

"Sounds just like the entirety of history. A famous example being WW2 enigma machine"

Madam, Surely the example of the (newly minted) US Secretary of WAR sharing operational details of an ongoing mission, with some friends and a random journalist, over an unsecured comms channel would be more apropo as an example?

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Re: Very strange

An operator such as codejunky will know.

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Re: Very strange

Ah Commander Codejunky again shares her military experience and prowess gained from years of battlefield deployment. It's an honour to have your commentary on all matters martial.

What was the colour of the Boat House at Hereford?

EU member states pile pressure on Brussels for Chips Act rethink

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Re: Hmm

Ah Mlle Junky! Keep fighting the good fight against the evil tyranny of the hated EU. Soon we shall be free of the yolk. (There is nothing worse than having yolk all over one's face, is there not?)

EU starting registration of fingerprints and faces for short-stay foreigners

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Re: Another brexit benefit

"But I still fail to see how that can be called freedom of movement."

Presentation of one of HM's passports allowed you to pass freely and unhindered.

One did not have to apply for a visa or permit to enter.

I find it very difficult to fathom how people are given choices on things they clearly do not understand. Passports, touched buy the hand of His Majesty, should be the reserve of those who merit them. (We privileged few.) Not for the rabble!

Trump backpedals as Hyundai factory ICE raid enrages South Korea

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Re: Work visas, really? Where are they?

A visa is attached to your passport. Either physically or electronically. There are many countries were it is, as a visitor, compulsory to carry your passport.

We have the privileged of holding His Majesty's passports, which gives access to many visa free/waiver agreements worldwide. (Even for the plebs, would you believe!)

But that does not remove the requirement to carry that passport with you.

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Re: Work visas, really? Where are they?

"A strong part of that pride is that none of our women leaders have been DEI hires. "

Indeed, Madam. Liz Truss was clearly not a DEI hire at all. Purely put in the PM role on merit. And you'd be a lettuce to think otherwise!

Privacy activists warn digital ID won’t stop small boats – but will enable mass surveillance

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Re: Hmm

"Noting that the problem is not enforcing the borders and deporting illegals."

What is the problem as you see it, Mme Junky?

And pray tell, how did the hallowed Brexit not fix them?

Are you still suggesting to allow illegal immigrants to saunter freely without any consequences?

Will flag waving help, do you think?

I eagerly await your considered solution on this matter.

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Re: Hmm

"Ever thought of being a worthwhile contributor to the comment section?"

Oh you are frightfully amusing with that air of self-unawareness. Continue.

Back to the topic at hand. Why do you support granting illegal immigrants the ability to freely and openly roam this fair isle?

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Re: Hmm

Again you suggest to leave illegal immigrants to range with impunity within our borders! Are you some kind of foreign paid 5th columnist?! Disgraceful!

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Re: Hmm

Your suggestion is that we ignore the masses of illegal immigrants who remain within our sovereign secured borders? For shame Madam! There are already too many of the hoi polloi. Illegal ones should be removed! Currently they circulate with impunity! This is nonsense! Why are you only worried about these few who arrive by dinghy?

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Re: Hmm

But Mme Junky. The nunber of arrivals by "small boats" is a drop in the ocean compared to the total number of illegal immigrants within our "enfirced borders" n'est pas ?

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Re: Hmm

"Sensible is achieved elsewhere. They enforce their border."

Pray tell, where is this utopia of enforced borders, no identity rules and zero illegal immigration? It sounds most heavenly.

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