Posts by ChodeMonkey

Trump lifts US supersonic flight ban, says he's 'Making Aviation Great Again'

Re: "so that US companies can dominate supersonic flight once again"

It's always good to hear the views of a real frontline aviator such as M. codejunky.

Tell us, did you fly supersonic jets or were you purely a sub-sonic, ground attack pilot?

As Europe eyes move from US hyperscalers, IONOS dismisses scaleability worries

Re: Hmm

"Which riots?"

Your feigned ignorance is most endearing. God bless you.

European pols wave their hands about digital sovereignty with broad but vague plan

Re: Shocktop

The Lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Re: Shocktop

Much like oneself, eh Madam? All this free time to write so much and yet say so little. Things that could be easily condensed into 3 bullet points:

o "I don't like the EU."

o "I adore President Trump."

o "Fomenko's New Chronology seems plausible."

Elon Musk pukes over pork-filled budget bill with Tesla subsidies on the line

Re: @Ian Johnston

"since your coward days"

Ah, so speaks the battlefield tested military expert. Regale us again with your stories of military experience that so well enables you to comment with earnest pride on all matters including martial ones.

Re: @Ian Johnston

"I hope I answered which ever part you were interested in but if you wanted my opinion on something else let me know?"

Such consummate skills in saying so much but communicating so little. A marvel to behold. Chapeau!

How DARE you, sir!

Ukrainians smuggle drones hidden in cabins on trucks to strike Russian airfields

Re: Hmm

Your military strategic and tactical analysis are most enlightening, Madam. Did you attend Sandhurst?

Feds arrest DoD techie, claim he dumped top secret files in park for foreign spies to find

Re: Hmm

Thank you. You are a dear.

Re: Hmm

There appears to be no mention of or questions pertaining to Sentinel access. Could you be a dear and share them?

Re: Hmm

"Questions are now being asked if this is used to avoid providing legally requested information."

Sounds nefarious! Who's asking?

UK tax collector puts half a billion on table for call center services

Re: Hopelessly Mismanaged, Reliably Clueless

I can see from your musings that you are a bit of a "Trickle Down"* adherent, Madam.

*Where the plebs are encouraged to allow their betters to shower them with gold.

Trump tariffs ruled illegal within minutes of Musk announcing end of government role

The Real Story

I do believe this news outlet expresses the situation in an apt manner.

Trump threatens to add formal Apple Tax on top of the 'Apple tax'

Re: Euro-imports

No, but the families do get free chain-migrant citizenship. This is a wonderful gift bestowed on worthy people who have contributed to the United States of America by siring children.

Trump announces $175B for Golden Dome defense shield over America

Re: May not repeat but it rhymes

"because NATO have to operate the targeting for these weapons and so NATO would be launching missiles into Russia."

Ah, it is so useful to have the foremost military expert on The Register comments section adding this level of detail to the debate. Could you please elaborate on these NATO operated and targeted weapons used to attack Russia and also explain why Russia has directly retaliated against NATO target?

Re: @Paul Crawford

"* I am the downvoter"

Should that not read, "I am the downvoted"?

Golden

This is stupendous news. A dome to protect from the hazardous golden projections that may shower down in the President's vicinity. In addition there's the bonus of some trickle-down eminating from such a gilded project. Showering the population with the gold of opportunity.

UK 'extremely dependent' on US for space security

Re: I can believe it

I cannot believe a military expert and fast jet aviator such as oneself got this so abysmally wrong.

It cadts a shadow on your prolific output.

Trump signs TAKE IT DOWN law meant to stop revenge porn

Re: Hmm

Madam, You forgot to include your TLA catchphrase, "TDS" in your post. Forshame!

Re: Hmm

Methinks you are you standing in a famous African river?

Re: Hmm

Oh Madam, your subtexts are not very subtle. They are always on display. Try covering them. For modesty's sake. Here, use my coat.

Dems are upset about DOGE's IRS hackathon, but the IRS says it never happened

Re: Read the comments an laugh

Sir, have you been asleep for the last 10 years? This is exactly how it all works now. He who shouts the loudest, throws the most mud and "alternative truths" wins.

Qatar’s $400M jet for Trump is a gold-plated security nightmare

Re: Hmm

Clearly the Qatari aircraft is more befitting of President Trump. A designer interior with everything The President could want. It even has built in Golden Showers.

Britain's cyber agents and industry clash over how to tackle shoddy software

Re: Grift

Learning a new skill or profession is laudable. Well done, Madam.

As US scientists flee Trump, MP urges Britain to do more to nab them

Re: Major selling points

My goodness, some real Bill Hicks haters. It saddens me.

Re: Hmm

Oh Madam, you've fallen for a joke. As did Mr Farage when someone said they had changed their mind from Remain to Brexit after being kicked in the head by a horse.

Re: Hmm

You really do embody a true champion of the downtrodden political and pundit classes. Taking up the sword of truth and shield of justice to argue for those set-upon and held back by accident of birth, marriage or mishaps with Whatsapp chat!

Huzzah for your valiant defense of these heros of Fox News and conspiracy podcasts!

Where We Go One, We Go All !!

(Also, please do remind us of your educational path so that we too can aspire to your level of knowledge, insight and experience. )

Re: Hmm

"But sometimes winding up and teasing the children can be fun"

You find taunting children is fun? One should be careful of admitting dome things, Madam.

Re: Hmm

"Or more likely, everyone here just thinks you're talking rubbish?"

How dare you suggest people think that Madam Codejunky posts are just recycled opinion and guff draped in bad grammar and simplistic angry culture warrior beliefs.

If that were the case then their posts would be thoroughly and consistently downvoted ....

....ah ...

... oh dear.

Re: Major selling points

"There's no connection between having a gun and shooting someone with it, and not having a gun and not shooting someone.... and you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."

William Melvin Hicks (1961–1994)

Re: Hmm

Would you care to expand on what it means to be a "DEI reject"? Are these similar to DUI rejects?

Trump's wind farm funding freeze is so much hot air, say states as they blow sueball to Washington

Re: Erm

Are you having the delirium tremens, Mr Eel? Seek medical advice. Or a glass of something.

Re: Erm

"Intentionally misgendering someone is a new thing. Normally frowned on by the supposedly 'liberal left'.."

Whatever are you on about you slippery synaphobranchidae?

Re: Erm

"Or that technology moved on and you dont seem to have noticed."

I must admit Madam, that I have not kept up-to-date with heavy current and electromechanical advances since leaving University. Where one did a small amount of study in the area of synchronous and asynchronous motors, load balancing and such like.

It was remiss of me.

How about yourself? Much time in the heavy machine lab ? What did you say you read at university...?

Re: Erm

Tell us, Madam, how much time do you spend in the United States? Wind power has been used there since the late 1970s and has been a feature of the landscape since I can remember. It's as if you believe this is a new thing?

EU tells US scientists to dump Trump for a lab in Europe

Re: Don't forget the non-monetary advantages

"You better wake your ass up."

Best to let sleeping donkeys lie.

Culture comes first in cybersecurity. That puts cybersecurity on the front line in the culture wars

Re: "Cost and Consequence"

So your belief is what decides this? (As an aside, are you a flat Earth or hollow Earth adherent, Madam? You are clearly away with the birds.)

Re: "Cost and Consequence"

Oh Madam. Your failure rate is increasing.

This is sad. So sad.

No direct link has been found between any lab (including the Wuhan Institute of Virology) and SARS-CoV-2 as it first appeared in humans.

The DEFUSE proposal was not funded, and there’s no evidence that the specific proposed experiments were carried out.

A furin cleavage site can evolve naturally, and has been found in other virus families, though it is rare in close SARS-CoV-2 relatives.

Genomic analysis has not identified signatures of engineering (e.g., restriction sites, unnatural codon usage) that would clearly indicate lab manipulation.

Would you care to try again?

Re: "Cost and Consequence"

Madam, you have again dropped your foil lined fascinator. Clearly the 5G beams are affecting you.

Dems look to close the barn door after top DOGE dog has bolted

Re: @Dan 55

"Is it now?"

Yes.

And issuing "pre-emptive" pardons should not be allowed. ( I would suggest that is another argument you are trying to have?)

Re: @Dan 55

"He was not 'in on it'."

You, sir, are a comedic genius—I doff my hat to your superb epigram!"

Re: @Dan 55

"And yes the people were pardoned. And rightly so. "

Madam. Accepting a presidential pardon is an admission of guilt. These seditious ruffians were all clearly guilty. They have accepted clemency.

Re: Consequences of gerontocracy

"She has entertainment value"

As do you Madam. As do you.

Infosec pros tell Trump to quit bullying Chris Krebs – it's undermining security

Re: Erm

"golden"

Is this a reference to President Trump's penchant for gilded bathroom fitments? I have heard tell that he adores his Golden Showers.

Re: Erm

"I think that answers your whole comment"

You should not publicly admit to finding thinking difficult, Madam. You should instead keep them guessing.

Homeland Security boss says CISA has gone off the rails, vows to set it right

Re: @hammarbtyp

"Are you feeling better now? Had a lie down?"

Madam, you really should heed your own advice at this juncture. Have you consulted your physician on these manias and derangements you are exhibiting? Perhaps a curative stay at a spa ?

Trump admin freaks out over mere suggestion Amazon was going to show tariff impact on prices

Re: Not just the US

Up to your slippery tricks again, Mr Eel? You bad little anguilliforme. Off to the naughty reef with you!

Signalgate lessons learned: If creating a culture of security is the goal, America is screwed

Re: Everything's relative

Madam, you are embarrassing yourself with this public display of love-struck affection for your "perfumed prince" Staff Sgt. WhiskeyLeaks and his cohort of unqualified cabinet colleagues. I suggest to go and compose yourself.

Re: Hmm

"Not a perfumed prince but actual soldier. Go on."

DEI may have gone, but your hero is most definitely the DUI hire from Princeton. You seem to have a penchant for adulterers, Madam

DOGE may help Elon Musk's biz empire dodge $2.4B in liabilities – Senate probe

Re: Shock

Are you by chance referring to moi ?