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Manager showed off his DOS prowess – with a command that wiped data

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Re: Similar ...

FORMAT without arguments defaulted to C

That must be what happened! I recounted my adventures trying to format a floppy in 1989 above, and that must have been what got me. I don't know if the person giving me the assignment didn't say "type in format a:" and I only remembered the "format" part or what, but it was C: that got (partially) formatted. This makes me feel slightly less guilty, although I didn't feel very guilty in the first place.

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Re: Oops

In 1989, I was working as a temp doing various office stuff. I'd barely had any experience with computers, except a couple of in-house systems, and had never used floppies. One employer gave me a floppy and asked me to format it. I didn't know how, so she impatiently explained what prompt to go to and type format. I got a prompt asking if I wanted to format [something I didn't understand], and since I'd been told to format, I clicked yes. It ground away for a really long time, and eventually the person who'd given it to me showed up to see what was taking so long. Turned out that the part of the command I hadn't understood was C: (I later learned about A:, but that was later!). Yes, I'd tried to reformat the whole drive, causing some panic when they realized what had happened. No panic for me, I was still blissfully ignorant. I learned later that the office had tried to get my temp agency to pay for it, but never heard or cared to find out beyond that.

Comment in code read 'Dear future me, sorry I wrote this'

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Turns out one password had a lower case L and the other had a capital I

One thing I do to figure that out is copy the password and paste it into a text editor - sometimes that's the only way you can tell some characters apart.

Even banks and hyperscalers are now sounding the alarm about the AI bubble

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The AI bubble is going to take down Microsoft heavily.

That could actually make the whole sad spectacle worth it.

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Re: The Reg has become dull

the comments sections still retain some value

That's the main reason I come here. The articles are good, but to a non-tech person, the conversations of people who actually do this shit for a living are the most valuable. Thanks, all of you, for helping insulate me against "AI"!

AI bills are baffling the C-suite after shift to usage-based pricing

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Re: It's quite simple

Bring it on, the sooner the better.

That's the whole thing, of course - we all need to be rooting for it to fail sooner rather than later, since the longer it goes, the worse it'll be.

How dare you stop data loss – that's not your job!

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Many computer viruses definitely existed in the 90s. It was most definitely 'a thing' at the time to run anti-virus software.

Back then, Apple users frequently boasted that they didn't need antivirus because Apple was so secure. It turned out, though, that there just weren't enough Apple users to bother writing viruses for, because eventually they had to come off their high horses and use antivirus like the rest of the plebs.

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Re: Clocking In and Out

So he got together with Accounts and they ganged up on HR to update the company rules to put a cutoff time of 4PM

The company I worked for for over 20 years ended up with that kind of rule. My hours were 11:00 am-8:00 pm, so if I followed the rule, I'd have 4 hours of time that I could charge to anything! I didn't always take advantage of that, but sometimes when I was particularly annoyed with life, I did.

Waymo hits the brakes after robotaxis keep missing the signs for freeway construction zones

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Re: Driving Tests

So you want self driving vehicles to passed far mor difficult tests than any human drivers have to pass to drive on our road, why?

If you've ever done any computer programming, you may have noticed how computers are very literal. If a computer isn't specifically programmed to do something, it doesn't know how to do it. With humans, you have at least some confidence that they can reason from an instruction for one situation to see how to adapt it to another situation, but you don't have that for computers. They have to be shown every single possible situation, and if you miss one which they encounter, they'll end up driving in a circle in the middle of the street or just stopping until someone can give instructions.

Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

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$20 gift card to take down my review. I did, they didn't

I hope you re-posted the original review!

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"fulfilled by Amazon" will also get you all sorts of fake shit

It took me 3 tries to order Amazon accessories (chargers) for Amazon devices (Fire tablets) from Amazon. First set was the wrong size, 2nd set fit but didn't work, 3rd set, ordered after about a half-hour consultation on their chat help line, finally worked. You'd think going to the manufacturer for accessories for their own kit would work, but not with Amazon.

Struggling to put your AI aversion into words? Here's a handy glossary

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Re: Shame

hypothetical LLM trained on a non-copyrighted corpus

If that can be wedged into the conversation, I do usually try to mention it. There are very small, very specialized ways in which "AI" can be almost as magical as everyone claims it is. However, that's almost never what anyone means when talking about "AI." The general chat engines and graphic producers are total slop, and no one should ever try to do anything important with them.

Scientists pour cold water on claims phones are rewiring kids' brains

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"Absence of evidence does not mean evidence of absence"

People refuse to learn this. We particularly saw it during CoViD, when the public and the scientists got new information at the same time. People would yell for explanations, but the scientific community had to take the time to evaluate the new information and draw some kind of conclusions. But by the time the conclusions had been responsibly drawn, the decisions had been made or the scientists had been cancelled (or both). People don't understand that sometimes the information does not yet exist.

Amazon owns up to using 2.5bn gallons of H2O in its bit barns last year

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Re: Oh just stop with the bullshit unscientific scare-numbers.

The data I offer has been prepared and is undersigned by the National Institute of Health, by NOAA.

As a librarian, and a person personally and professionally convinced of the need for real science and real proof, I appreciate your hard work on this. Thank you very much for providing it, even though you probably knew what kind of reaction you'd get, and from whom.

Don’t repeat 5G mistakes with 6G, plead mobile operators

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“Forced to” were they ….

The smell of bullshit is strong here.

Well, I was forced to buy a new phone in 2022, when they told me I wouldn't be able to use 4G any more. It was doing a perfectly good job, until then. The one I bought then has never been very good, so I just bought another one - hope it's better. But they (THEY!) can force all sorts of shit if they want to.

Claude celebrates Anthropic's stock market float with blockbuster ... outage

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Re: REPORTEDLY, Anthropic earns more in revenue

If you can't price your services in a way that covers your energy costs and still leaves you with an operating profit, there's no hope for your business.

You have put your finger on it.

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Re: REPORTEDLY, Anthropic earns more in revenue

I can highly recommend Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At

Thank you! I've felt like a voice in the wilderness on a lot of these discussions - everyone's so impressed, and no one seems to know that there's any information that might undermine that. I don't remember if it was here or on Ars that I discovered him, but still, I sometimes seem to be the only person reading him.

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Re: REPORTEDLY, Anthropic earns more in revenue

But let's take a moment for another reality check/comparison.

Someone who's been doing that for several years, at excruciating length and depth, is Ed Zitron (https://www.wheresyoured.at). I hope no one on the discussion accuses me of spamming it with this information, but several comments here could appropriately be replied to with it. I think it's very important that everyone, especially people who believe that "AI" will eventually be profitable, read Ed's last year-or-so's output before making final decisions.

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Re: REPORTEDLY, Anthropic earns more in revenue

There's a useful resource over at isaiprofitable.com

Thanks, very valuable. To get the long and short (ok, just long) of "AI" economics, check https://www.wheresyoured.at/ .

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Re: we're

It's not only AI stocks which may be perilous to hold, but also a swathe of hitherto reliable companies operating in consumer-discretionary markets will suffer.

If you're not already reading Where's Your Ed At, by Ed Zitron at https://www.wheresyoured.at, you should be.

'Resistance is futile,' says Qualcomm CEO. AI agents will be become invisible, inescapable, follow you across devices

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Re: Resistance is our duty

And turn it will.

Absolutely. https://www.wheresyoured.at

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Re: Panopticon

> Little do they know, there will be files held on them as well of all their peccadilloes. They will be used to force those people to kowtow once they've been shown what's in their file that they thought they were clever enough to not have.

What color is the sky in your world?

Do you remember when Rudy Giuliani was riding high? He was rich, and powerful, and no one could touch him. Seen him lately?

Google is cannibalizing the web to feed AI

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Re: This is not news

What is Google getting out of this? They haven't decided, apparently, how to add ads, which are the basis of its success. "AI" is wildly expensive, in both power and water, and I'm not seeing how this is going to be financed, plus profit.

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I used to teach classes and make PowerPoint decks on how to search Google on a professional level, but that's now impossible. Google has been discontinuing tools that work for professional research for many years, but as of now, it can no longer be used at all by professional researchers. If I still had students, I'd now be teaching them how to search DuckDuckGo on a professional level.

BOFH: Vibe-coded solutions arrive for problems nobody has

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Re: No BOFH on the front page.

Which they have completely broken.

Someone suggested the new look was vibe-coded, and I think this proves it.

Utah tells porn sites to take the P out of VPNs, and it's their fault that they can't

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Re: The usual snide jab

Here's a list of news sources that are at least independent, anyway: https://www.trustworthymedia.org/list-of-independent-media/

Brit mathematician lets AI agent loose with credit card – cue password leaks, CAPTCHA chaos and more

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AI will become genuinely useful at around the same time that it is able to be powered by nuclear fusion.

Sam Altman, of course.

https://time.com/7328213/nuclear-fusion-energy-ai/

Powering smoke and mirrors with smoke and mirrors.

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Re: The question is

It just predicts, based on it's training data that a threat will result in compliance.

That's what I try telling my husband, a technophobe, every time he starts worrying that "AI" is developing sentience. He shuts up, but I'm not sure he believes it.

The network password was a key plot point in one of the most famous movies of all time

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Re: 00000000

In full knowledge of how stupid it is, I actually changed the password on one of my streaming services to that, because I was so mad at them for asking for one in the first place. Hopefully, it's SO stupid that no one would think to try it.

Anthropic wants Claude to play with money, unleashes finance agents

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Re: Thinking of another degree

job of a forensic accountant

Sounds like it'll be a growth industry - go for it!

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Re: I'm sure a human will review it

If you hook this thing up to a big red button that launches Tomahawk missiles on girls schools without checking its work first that's on you

That's exactly what I think happened. The human who was supposed to be "in the loop" was taken in by the hype and didn't check. No one will ever admit it, and it will happen again. And again. And, probably, many more times again.

Yet another experiment proves it's too damn simple to poison large language models

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IT Angle

it is maybe not that much about the quality of the tool, but all about how that tool is being sold

Everything looks like a nail.

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Re: This:

Someone is going to get badly hurt.

I think someone already has been. It's my theory that the bomb dropped on the school in Iran was the fault of "AI." The Pentagon has said that they use it to "help" with targeting - I expect that, not knowing that the map showing the school building as part of the base was outdated, the "AI" pointed it out as a target. Of course, there's supposed to be a human in the loop, approving or rejecting suggestions, but I'd almost bet money that whoever was supposed to do that is so impressed with the "intelligence" of "AI" that s/he just let it go through.

I vibe coded a feed reading web app. It was enlightening and uncomfortable

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Re: What ever happened to the future where we pick items off of shelf ...

No idea how, or how well, it works.

There was one in our area for about a year or so, but it went out.

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human potential is freed to do something else

What "something else" is a 42-year-old person with no training beyond high school, who enjoyed the checker job because it allowed them to interact with people, going to do?

The developer who came in from the cold and melted a mainframe

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Re: Always rather it too cold than too hot

How would circulating warm air do anything for people finding warm air uncomfortable?

That's what my mom always said, but I've found that a fan, even if I have to hold and move it myself, at least keeps my face from getting sweaty.

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Re: Always rather it too cold than too hot

I was a database searcher for many years, most of it in a building that most people considered too cold. People brought in heaters, wore coats while working, etc., and many of them got what I think of as Bob Cratchitt gloves, with just the palm and back of the hand covered and the fingers free to type. Don't know if it helped or not - I loved the temperature!

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Re: Always rather it too cold than too hot

In about 1984 I was working in a hospital library. The building was very old, and, as the real hospital part where patients were seen had been moved to a newer building, didn't have central air. There was a window air conditioner in the librarian's office, but she was one of these tiny <100-lb. women who was always cold, so there was a lot of back-and-forth about it. We finally settled on a temperature of 80F, because she couldn't function under 80 and I couldn't function under it. I managed a couple of years there, largely by turning up the air when she left the office (I covered evenings).

A better situation was later when I worked in a room with 5 high-capacity printers, each of which could hold 8 reams of paper. That room had to be kept cold for the printers, so I was allowed to complain if it got above 65F. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Amazon rewards loyal Kindle devotees by closing the book on old e-readers

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Re: Not a problem with my paper books

As a librarian, I have a cellular-level attachment to paper books, but as you say, there are advantages to e-books as well. I usually have one of each going, one for home and one to carry around electronically.

To BSOD or not to BSOD? Only Microsoft knows the answer

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Re: Wouldn't it be nice

If the error actually said what had gone wrong in plain English

That's what I've wondered ever since my first encounter with BSOD decades ago! Is there any actual reason that the error code can't be accompanied by a translation for the rest of us?

The first thing vibe coding builds is confidence it will help you succeed

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Re: AI bro's that can't code and have replaced crypto bro's as the most irritating twats at parties.

They can't function, they just wave.

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Re: Thus rather neatly demonstrating that ...

It's just your jive talkin codin', you're telling me lies, yeah

This should be appropriated as the Official Song of Vibe Coding, leaving out your line giving credit for the original.

Folk are getting dangerously attached to AI that always tells them they're right

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I guess the time has passed for any kind of regulation, not allowing "AI" chatbots for general personal use - the politicians would already ask "AI" if it should be banned, and it would say no. Topic closed.

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Re: More than one use for AI

The Israelis and Americans are using AI to 'identify' targets in Iran, Lebanon and probably elsewhere

When I read this at the time, I figured that has to be what caused the bombing of that girls' school. "AI" is terrible with anything having to do with numbers, and doesn't understand dates. The buiding the school was in was formerly, about 10 years ago, part of the base they were bombing - the "AI" almost certainly dug that up from some old site and targeted the bomb on that misinformation.

You're right that any use of "AI" has to be carefully trained on curated information, but I'm pretty sure what they were using was the original Internet training dump, maybe with a thin overlay of special bomb-targeting information.

Security contractor blew the whistle on support crew's viral indifference

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Re: Lazy by design.

installed PC's into a new area with the case vents pushed up against the fabric cubicle walls

<the reply is basically to support the icon, which is to be take literally>

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Re: Lazy by design.

auto-assign system

It can stop the cherry-picking, but then you have tasks assigned to staff members who know or care nothing about the area of the problem (Microsoft, Adobe, etc.), while techs who are great at these get assigned other things that they know nothing about. I suppose it would be too much trouble to have the auto-assign system (or, better, person!) check the specialties list and assign people the problems they actually know how to solve.

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Re: Lazy by design.

Not good for those on the other end of the tickets.

That's the main thing that all these time-recording and project-assigning tricks miss - the Help Desk/Assistance Portal/etc. is actually there to help the non-tech members of the staff do their jobs. And apparently management doesn't notice when requests sit for a week while others left after them are taken ahead. Managers should stop using time as the main metric, and see whether they're doing what they were hired to do.

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Re: Lazy by design.

Time had to be booked in tenths of hours. 7-digit codes for work changed at random.

Did you work at my old employer? They still had this system when I was unwillingly retired (see also: US governmental dysfunction) last spring. Anything actually done for/in 15 min. had to be put down as 12 or 18 min. It was put in as 12 min. if it was leave or as 18 min. if it was work performed. Stupid system.

ServiceNow allegedly says salesman 'overachieved' and is not entitled to comp

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IRS and SEC need to become involved as this is direct shareprice manipulation AND Insider Trading.

This would be a great idea if we still had functioning regulatory agencies, but the teeth have been pulled from every agency that's supposed to rein in business and/or protect consumers.

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Great idea!

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