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Airbus takes flight from AWS. What happens next is critical

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How will this be paid for?

Nobody mentions when a company embarks on a unbudgetted overhaul of its complex integrated IT how will it be paid for and how in the meantime productivity will take a dive. One source is EU and Airbus can now simply add the mark-up to the price and extend the schedule under the guise of sovereignty - for the greater good.

UK.gov withholds £10M payment from Capita over pensions project fiasco, as dispute continues

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Window dressing

Payments withheld are just a way of keeping the press and the select committee at bay. It's usually not a pain point and earlier up front payment adequately covers the riches their business plan is written to achieve. They will recover most at the next paypoint and maintain a healthy cash flow. Each payment also has risk built in for anything withheld so not a train smash. Gov under a delusion that they have a contract with teeth

Infosys boss says vibe coding is no threat because there’s more to writing software than writing software

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Re: Coders have the smallest parts

Not just poor managment blowing all the time but also coders iterating ad infintum and taking their merry time. Coders say we do not need a spec (it is never of much use or even feasible) or a design (always not the way to do it when you start to do it) and it will be ready when it is ready

Perseverance rover finds even more signs of extinct life on Mars

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Not sure need more

Once they reecive the rock samples it will be please go back and retrieve from these other locations. Then still not sure please dig deeper and retrieve. Then too ambiguous we need to set up a lab on Mars and dig our selves - will need another rover to remotely play with as well

They've read the scroll thing! AI helps decipher ancient document charred by Vesuvius

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Re: So, what did it say?

If you can't say what it said then it did not happen

Micron locks in historically high memory prices for five years

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Re: Silver lining?

There is an opportunity window and without the libraries many will run far too late. Dev costs will increase and the testing will need a much higher coverage.

Massive password-stealing attack hits 75k Fortinet firewalls

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The end is nigh

It's breach-a-day. Which breach will finally lay a claim to fame by ending it all for all us. No more Intenet as we know it

Nvidia's Grace Blackwell superchips are officially coming to the PC with RTX Spark notebooks

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Could make proper PCVR a reality

PCVR can never have enough VRAM. Even the best hardware is still not close enough to flat at maximum (or flat out).

Years after UK Post Office scandal broke, Accenture and OneView Commerce bag contract to replace Horizon

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Same requirement for fraud detection?

One key requirement that lay at the heart of the Horizon saga was the need for the software system to detect fraud and be able to bring together evidence for prosecution. Fraud was very real at the time with much handling of cash and millions unaccounted for. The temptations are now greater as Horizon can just be blamed. If this requirement is still there the implementation is likely to be just as half-baked and we may be in for a repeat of the 25 year history with lesson's learnt a dim memory.

Frustrated franchisee sues Pizza Hut over crappy kitchen AI

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Re: people are absolutely lousy at specifying requirements

I have asked countless of times for a spec and even planned in time for a small study to be carried out, information to be gathered and a spec (at least architectural and functional) to be written but response from dev team has been sorry not done before so we can't do a spec. We will tell you as we go along. So the spec grudgedly arrives at the end (much delayed due to the many headless chickens now) and thus it complies with the design but not with what is required.

Civil servants to protest outside Capita AGM over pension shambles

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If your posts in Register on all manner of topics is how you quitted social media I can't imagine how prolific you must have been elsewhere

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Civil Servants do NOT follow orders

False to say Civil Servants are just following orders. There may be an overarching policy but this is high level and there are so many ways to implement and much open to interpretation. Yes Minister aptly showed this. Much is twisted to their own agenda, much to maintain their internal status quo, much about staying within familiar boundaries so minimal additional effort and thinking necessary, and much about following rules and processes to suit and not because they are applicable or strict. This starts at the higher levels and flows down to the lowest say grade 7 where nothing is questioned and anyone with a better way either is supressed or it is more than their job's worth. There are clearly process flaws in a many areas but no one is willing to raise this - no incentive to put extra effort in to change matters. They hide behind trying all to ensure taxpayer gets value for money when in practice it is all about just coasting in their jobs. The civil service is now more a mix of old hands and new recruits from industry but this has not made much difference.

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Re: "unexpected case complexity"

Proabably said to HMRC that we will take care of the backlog don't worry but privately knew that they would just be able to declare force majeure - all inherited and beyond their control

1 in 8 employees totally cool with selling work credentials

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Re: It only takes one person

Especially if the person is in the IT Dept

UK govt dept sent a document 'in error.' Now it's being used in a £370M contract lawsuit

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Problem with past performance is that it will always be disputed by the bidders. Who's fault was it really? How are the escalations calculated? How relevant? How far back? Same company? There will also be poor and ambiguous record keeping by all sides. Would just not stand up in court if it came to that which it could very easily do so

Vibe coding upstart Lovable denies data leak, cites 'intentional behavior,' then throws HackerOne under the bus

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Lovable?

Who on earth would consider Lovable as a name for a business? Not also AI generated is it with the prompt 'Suggest name that everyone will like' ?

Cops hand Motorola £25M no-bid deal to keep 2000-era radios alive

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Re: Obvious from the start

Can never do all 3, so what about just 2 and really sacrifice the 3rd. Nope still no can do. Ok, what about just one and forget the other 2. Thanks but never done this before so still can't promise this. Ok, what about none of those. Yeah, now you're talking. As good as done already!

Fewer than 3 in 10 register for HMRC's Making Tax Digital shake-up

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Re: MTD = Making tax difficult

How is it also more effective in finding tax evasion?

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After a while you also tend to adjust your planning and aim for mid Dec as your deadline

Brit lawmaker targeted by AI deepfake fails to get answers from US Big Tech

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First to use social media for propoganda

So they cry foul but when they use the social medai to spread their lies to the masses it's ok.

HMRC hands £473M Fujitsu migration deal to AWS after competition melts away

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Who wrote this contract?

A question that will forever be on the lips of those gullible enough to take on the task of managing Amazon

HP stuffs OpenAI LLM into new laptops in bid for small biz

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How not to take meeting notes

How do you deal with someone who just likes to hear his voice, someone who waffles on, someone on his hobby-horse, someone with a grudge, someone with unfinished business, someone who wants to ram his viewpoint down everyoone's throats, someone just a contrarian etc. Much you would ignore and leave out of the meeting notes. How would the AI know this?

UK to rethink tech buying after Palantir contracts

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Re: Different pig, same lipstick

More likely a more expensive British rubbish that only half works and is never completed. In any case, delusionary to think there is such thing as 'Made in Britain'. Bidders will of course claim it and Government will just go along - a path of least further time and energy- thankful that they can now tick the sovereignty box..

DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source

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Why?

What is the point in expnding this huge effort on a DOS OS? In assembler as well!

Fake job applications pack malware that kills endpoint detection before stealing data

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Did not know Windows mounted ISO

I have always used third party software for mounting ISO's and other image formats. Did not know that Windows did this natively now.

Anyway, expecting people to look at extensions (sometimes if the filename is long it may not fully display) and understand what they mean in the course of ones work where you may be inundated with emails and docs to wade through in a short time is just unrealistic. Only solution is not to accept any format (including containers) unless it is dumb, e.g. PDF

Royal Navy races to arm ships against drone threat

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Why only now?

Threat from drones has been around for many years. Why has this particular scenario only been identified now? An embarrassment for the many defence reviews and operational needs analysis. With AI now there should be no excuse for wargaming ommisions.

Microsoft kicks new Outlook opt-out deadline down the road to 2027

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Re: According to Microsoft's own new-vs-old comparison site...

VBA macros will be last or never.

Google feels the need for security speed, so will ship Chrome updates every two weeks

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Just a way to accumulate bugs

Each will break something and so more bugs which they cannot attend to as they are too busy hacking or vibe coding the next update. The bugs will then morph into design features or as intended

Hubble in a death spiral that could end as early as 2028 without a reboost

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Nothing more to look at

It seems more it now looks the more unknowns or more unexplainable it discovers or it is more of the same from different parts, imaged countless of times and nothing to further derive having exhausted all the post-processing sleight of hand.

Dijkstra’s algorithm won’t be replaced in production routers any time soon

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Re: Original Dijkstra paper is a beauty

Well, would squeeze into 2 pages if you removed some of the extra spaces

Sword of Damocles hangs over UK military’s Ajax as minister says back it or scrap it

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Did not have all the facts

So now they realise that the readiness decision was made without all the facts. When have they ever had the facts at any time in the programme history? Do they not realise that hiding facts is an art form that all defence contractors and their counterparts in MoD Procurement and the Services have honed to perfection.

A simple CodeBuild flaw put every AWS environment at risk – and pwned 'the central nervous system of the cloud'

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Re: If your security is built on regeex....

Shouldn't any regex use trigger special code review and edge test cases? How many more such bugs remain dormant ready to pounce and bring the world to its knees

Earlier Horizon rollout could widen net for quashed Post Office convictions

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Re: Anecdotal evidence

Well, in the time-honoured way for software it was almost inevitably rolled out earlier. Full of bugs and incomplete functionality making the user the guinea pig. So save on creating test cases/environment and more importantly able to surreptitiously claim payment milestone.

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Re: Oh...And By The Way.....................

Not to mention the incompetence in the CPS and the Met which will add a few years or cases collapsing

One criminal, 50 hacked organizations, and all because MFA wasn't turned on

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Day of reckoning for IT Security

We have reached a point, more likely already past it, where IT Security is far too complex and with each measure including holes which no one really has or can test for to fully unearth hitting the hard stop that is human nature, convenience and usability (expected from IT itself without which there is no point).

Capita tells civil servants to wait for chatbots to fix pension portal woes

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Re: Members have been advised to delay accessing the new portal

It's already mind-numbingly slow to load. Takes you back to the dial-up days

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Need to create a new Account yet again

It says this at the top of the page. There is nothing below. I have already set up a new account and now I have to do it again. Pathetic!

If this is the first time you have accessed the member portal since the 25th of November, you will be required to create a new account (please see below) . Once the new registration process has been completed, please wait a minimum of 15 minutes before attempting to log in. This will ensure your account is fully set up. Thanks for your patience.

My Payslip, P60 and Nominate Beneficiary all say 'We cannot load your data at the moment.Try again later or contact help and support' Clicking the link seemingly did nothing but it was clearly busy finding the page and after about 30sec the page loaded. If it's going to be this slow a popup to say please wait while we load would help. The site seems to have regressed - worse that what is was when it launched

Microsoft wants to replace its entire C and C++ codebase, perhaps by 2030

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Re: The code might be [cough][cough] finished

Well, they will now have an excuse for the constant stream of bugs that will follow - it's development, just need a bit of time to iron things out and settle in

Airbus exec: Most CIOs in Europe will not finish SAP ECC6 migration by 2030

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Return on investment (ROI)

To utter ROI and SAP migration in the same sentence is as incredulous as expecting users to have lived with vanilla SAP - an abomination. They should not have included ABAP - an admission of one size DOES NOT fit all. S/4 is actually no different and has more scope to be an abomination.

Affection for Excel spans generations, from Boomers to Zoomers

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Re: Excel is the E in ERP

Only reason why some ERPs are useful to the real users is because you can export to Excel and create the intelligible and manageable views as needed by your business

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Re: When you need a spreadsheet...

I remember SuperCalc and longed for GUI based Excel which came out on the Mac first. Then it with, crucially, VBA became core to everythng I did in Engineering. The ease of VBA automation meant you could create fontends for file I/Os, data parsing/manipulation, conversions and presentation/reports and not have to wade through all the rows and columns of data.

Pension portal launch fail sends Capita running to Microsoft for help

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Beneficiaries - Tested?

There isn't much on each webpage. Rather a bare bone implementation so easy to test each link. Did they not test the beneficiary option? You would click, and wait and wait and without any message at all it woud just stop and pretend nothing had been clicked.

Newly launched civil service pension portal from Capita is crapita, users report

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Tried to log in

I tried to log in but it would not accept my password. Tried recovery but then email not recognised. Kept on trying but nothing. Realised that you had to create a new account. This should have been in large letters. Why could they not transfer the old database? Not part of the contract but I suspect it would have been a big cock-up. Anyway I went through the re-registration. Found these issues:

Could not paste into or from any of the fields. Ideal when you want to copy codes from your email. A fundamental flaw

It did not check if username and password are similar.

You have to select recovery questions. One was 'Whats your first company'. Apostrophe!

It welcomed me with Welcome B. Was this meant to use my first name?

When typing password and username it validates while typing and so you get the mesage in red that it does comply or match. Annoying!

Microsoft's fix for slow File Explorer: load it before you need it

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From Windows 10 you should count the minutes per each update and not version. Really into take a coffee break zone now

UK minister ducks cost questions on nationwide digital ID scheme

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Many elections later...

How long will it take? Another scary number. In the time-honoured software palance it will be ready when it is ready is even scarier than normal as the state of readiness will be whatever is convenient to the latest government in power.

Coders paired with bot buddies work fast, but take too many shortcuts

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A perfect buddy

All my C# amatuer or hobby coding is with an AI now. It can be any AI and not just Copilot where I quickly run out of free tokens. Before my friend was Google, Stack Overflow etc but compared to the AI a tedius search process with many false leads. Now the AI generates the code snippets instantly. Many simple tasks, many tedius ones, many where I can't remember the syntax (becoming a huge problem as I do not code often enough), many showing a better way including the IDE, many invaluably showing best practice rather than my code hacking way etc. The code is usually correct and usually works but not as intended or not when integrated sometimes but this can be ironed out. I am learning less and less but I was not learning much in any case with the previous helpers I had and for a hobby I could never invest the time to become a full coder in any case. So AI is a perfect buddy in my case

The perfect AWS storm has blown over, but the climate is only getting worse

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Future on a wing and a prayer

Systems have grown far too complex for anyone with a hand on heart to say the system design, the coding and the testing can be relied upon. More reslience and redundancy just adds more complexity that fewer and fewer can grasp or unravel. Buggy software added on top of buggy software. Complexity unfair on coders as they are only human. Will be like headless chickens soon. Cause and effect too deep to analyse. Root cause never found. Fixes become temporary and actually add even more fragility.

How do you solve a problem like Discovery?

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Thunderbirds

Send for the Thundebird

AI chatbots that butter you up make you worse at conflict, study finds

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Start using emojis

Since it can't spell out what it thinks of a typical uninformed user with another half-baked prompt, it must just use emojis. Can still still offend the peacocks but at least if it ends with a smiley then all might be viewed in jest

AI: The ultimate slacker's dream come true

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Re: What a poetic article

Excellent prose. A masterclass in wittiness.

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