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Copilot for Windows Update

In a pivot towards Copilot-enabled device management, Microsoft announces Copilot for Windows Update.

CWU promises to relieve the burden of managing enterprise device fleets through the 'intelligent application of updates enterprise-wide'. Users don't leave their devices on overnight? No fear! Copilot will monitor end user productivity metrics and automatically apply key updates during a user's 'window of least productivity'.

No longer will you have the CEO yelling at you because his device restarted and lost all his 'very important yettobesaved documents'. Just blame Copilot.

Coming soon in CoPilot Wave 2: CoPilot for Task Manager; CoPilot for Global Admins; CoPilot for Organisational Efficiency (automate your reorgs and redundancies through the power of AI! Starting at 9.99 per user per month)