CoPilot from Hades
Microsoft will combine Recall with CoPilot to not only predict your time of death but it will also prepare a multimedia obituary presentation. All those passwords and the sticky dark corners you browsed in Edge, will now be part of your "Copilot Into The Afterlife". Ads featuring a dancing Clippy for various funeral services will be included free of charge. "If you're going to snuff it, let Microsoft stuff it"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
