Posts by Patch Wombat

ChatGPT users wake to find it's even more wrong, slower than usual

Magic 8 Ball is Broken

I've been especially frustrated with chat GPT when trying to figure out problems with Microsoft's different admin portals. Lately chat GPT gives me information that is years out of date. Even after correcting it and telling it that features have been depreciated a year ago, it regurgitates the same crap. AI is not ready for prime time it's vapourware.

BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely

Re: Only me

It's bitcoin mining rig in a heater chassis

Microsoft's plain text editor gets fancy as Notepad gains formatting options

Re: Wordpad

we also need audio emojis, a column on the left for ads and a forced footer showing a dancing Clippy with reminders to upgrade to Windows 12

Qatar’s $400M jet for Trump is a gold-plated security nightmare

Re: Let's see...

An Airbus Beluga

Win a slice of XP cheese if you tell us where Microsoft should put Copilot next

CoPilot from Hades

Microsoft will combine Recall with CoPilot to not only predict your time of death but it will also prepare a multimedia obituary presentation. All those passwords and the sticky dark corners you browsed in Edge, will now be part of your "Copilot Into The Afterlife". Ads featuring a dancing Clippy for various funeral services will be included free of charge. "If you're going to snuff it, let Microsoft stuff it"