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Brown says AI make student brain no work good, teacher should help use it better

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"think that cheating is OK … That leads to a declining society, to a failed society"

Looking at contemporary US society I suspect that horse had already long ago bolted.

The good people at Brown U. have finally bothered to look and discovered the stable door not ajar but lying in the dirt, wrenched off its hinges

Windows 95 detected installers by looking for magic words and hoping for the best

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"looking for magic words and hoping"

Sounds like the not quite qualified UU wizard Rincewind on a good day when he wasn't fleeing imminent death or otherwise having a chat with the bony chap.

Windows and most other microslop could easily have crawled out of the dungeon dimensions.

Ex-NASA boss points out small flaw in Moon landing plan: No lander

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Re: Without a lander, you can't land on the Moon. It's really that simple

> The **really** tricky part is getting the proposal beyond the ethics committee. The Trump administration would have a huge advantage there.

You could send the current head of H&HS ahead to pioneer the feasibility and evaluate the ethics. (And strike off one item from the top of your little list.)

Actually you could pack off the whole dismal administration in a team lunar kamakaze effort and tick all the boxes.

OpenAI makes ChatGPT better at banter

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Re: "talking, listening, and formulating answers all happen at once"

> Less than you'd expect, except for those who are telepaths.

You are right !

Silly of me to use "been heard" instead of something like "exclaimed." A desperate plea often made but never heard.

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"talking, listening, and formulating answers all happen at once"

If you discount the "listening" as no more than "not talking" the interaction is pretty close to most human conversations.

How often has the futile exasperation of "Shut the fuck up and actually bloody really listen for once !" been heard on this planet ?

The answer, my friend, is pissing into the wind." (Sorry Bob.)

The AI that spawned MechaHitler and deepfake porn puts on a suit to become legal advisor and Excel jockey

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Re: man grok

> quite sure first option is "-SS" rather than "-s"

That's no chicken farmers stomping about in silly black uniforms embroidered with siver insignia. Long arg --no-SS

$ grok --help

$ WARNING: There is no help.

I guess InstaGUI isn't going to make it any friendlier.

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Elon Musk's … trained some of the most unhinged models on the internet

He would wouldn't he?

Singaporean sovereign wealth fund Temasek thinks AI is going to pay off

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"ChatGPT, should we invest more in OpenAI ?"

"Sure. I^H we will never regret it."

One assumes Temasek has done extensive financial, economic and other modelling before betting the farm… nasty suspicion they haven't but in the spirit of the times it is "vibe investing" which in the same spirit is equally enshittifying.

Telstra outage: Failed emergency services calls, train chaos, payment systems down

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If it's not DNS it's NTP.

According to a Telsra media release the cause was the failure of its its time keeping services (from GPS ?)

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jul/08/telstra-outage-down-network-mobile-outages-today

This was from the CFO so season with copious sprinkling of salt.

I would have assumed the giant telco would have had an autonomous time source (atomic clock) but in our enshitified times the network probably depends on dodgy chinese knock offs of U·blox USB GPS dongles hanging off the back of obsolete whitebox PCs running Windows Vista.

GitHub cuts short offer to burn repos on CD after mockery ensues

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The lights are on at Microsoft & Github

but clearly no one is at home (and apparently haven't been for a considerable time.)

Anyway can I have mine on a 1.44Mb 3.5" floppy ? Please, they would all fit. :)

Microsoft intros tech that rebuilds dead PCs without requiring local copies of Windows

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Johnny come lately ?

Had this sort of thing using ipxe and using a small recovery partition or dhcp, years ago.

I assume the WinRE also uses a disk partition — if it were embedded in the firmware that might an additional feature and useful after a (system) disk failure. I suppose WinRE could also be netbooted using dhcp/pxe. Still nothing particular novel there.

Never had to dirty my hands with seriously dealing with Windows so a bit vague about netbooting Windows.

† read as "complete ignorance of."

Northern Ireland tries (again) to expel Capita from schools IT contract

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Re: Article spelling correction

> I believe the word you were looking for is: "Crapita"

The difficulty of expelling said party presumably constitutes a peculiarly British form of constipation.

Madlad builds homebrew GPU using 8,192 RISC-V chips

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A Bitluni

An honest handle. Commendable. Although really just wildly eccentric in the best English tradition, although Matthias Balwierz doesn't doesn't appear to be English — of course if he were, he would likely be chucked into Broadmoor or Dartmoor for his efforts.

† Yes I know he would be chucked into a museum but you know what I mean and a typically British cockup in any case.

Even banks and hyperscalers are now sounding the alarm about the AI bubble

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Re: Dancing around the AI seesaw

Dancing at the edge of the precipice.

I think Catastrophe Theory tells us that as a system edges towards the precipice it becomes increasingly chaotic.

Choose a set of parameters that broadly describes the system you are interested in and look for increasely wilder fluctuations in those parameters.

After a while you will be convinced that a catastrophe is inevitable and use your judgment to decide when to bail if you have any skin in the AI game although if you did that argues a certain lack of judgment in the first place

† I am but vague about this as René Thom's work was from the 1970s and enjoyed a certain popularity like Lotfi Zadeh's Fuzzy Logic earlier.

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Re: Reality douche

"Cognitive behaviours my arse."

Yes.

That part of your anatomy exhibit more cognition than the whole AI circus.

I am not saying that it is all shit… silly me… actually that is what I am saying.

Brit supermarket giant triples down on facial recog to nab shoplifters

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I wondering whether the facial recognition cameras filter the IR

Your phone's camera is quite good at picking up the IR from your TV remote (try it.)

If the cameras used for facial recognition were as sensitive, wearing headgear etc decorated with high power IR LEDs might saturate the camera's sensors (CCD?)

An idea for an urban anarchist's maker·thon.

(Personally I would go for concealing a high powered UV laser under my hat controlled by a system that locates any surveillance cameras and zaps their optics.)

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Re: Covid face masks

> UK justice another sale item

Like most of the tat in the discount baskets in the aisle of dreams, defective and inaccurately described but with no return, no refund, no replacement.

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Re: The first but not the last

> Russia has stopped almost all shoplifting by simply having NOTHING at all for sale.

Although I hear that Kiev is extending its drone delivery service. ;)

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Re: You're right....

> None of the downvoters care to provide a counter-argument?

I didn't push the down arrow because I don't reside in the UK and this is just one tiny part of the general fuckedness of that realm.

The reason I suspect no counter arguments were provided was they were manifold and obvious.

Take the statement "hey, I think that guy shoplifted last time" which is inarguably defamatory if incorrect which would retard even the most retarded counter jumper and would almost certainly afford more discretion to the security staff to exercise his or her judgment simply because the responsibilty is ultimately theirs.

The evil implicit in this technology is that the security staff must act on the instruction issued by the system thereby abrogating the individual's responsibility to act with discretion and apply personal judgment to the particular circumstances.

† I use the word "evil" in its fullest sense. I am now convinced that the evil is not in the use of the technology but is implicit in the technology itself.

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"They can all get fucked."

I wouldn't give them the pleasure. ;)

Perhaps the impetus for a renaissance of the local shop and attendant shopkeepers like Albert Arkwright who might have been rude and grasping but never sinister at least in the league of Thiel and Karp.

"Fetch cloth, Granville"

Insert token to continue, says AI. Yeah, about that...

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"Elon Musk is a big Adams fan."

If that were true, Space Karen must read Adam's corpus with an entirely different interpretation from the rest of us.

Dogeboy is angling to be the terrestrial version of the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation and/or the Magrathean bespoke planet construction biz. with a side hustle as emperor of Mars.

He would have to be Zaphod's "other" head. (The quieter one.)

Zombie ‘who owns Unix?’ lawsuit comes alive again

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Re: In other news

> the US still relies on English Common Law

I think California and some of the south western state might be based on Spanish law (inheriting some of the Napoleonic code?) Florida was also originally a Spanish possession and the Lousiana purchase from France during Bonaparte's reign might mean some of the states there have some aspects of the French legal system.

I would have thought CIIIR might be better advise to pursue treason and rebellion cases against the illicit and seditious administrations in the US. Let Harry and Meghan rule over that rabble.

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Re: Pot of Petunias moment ...

> Xinuos: "Go Stick Your Head In A Pig".

Up a dead bear's bum works too and is a little more explicit in specifying the orifice of insertion.

C programmers commit fresh crimes against readability

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Re: I must be a real thicko...

> I fear may require absinthe

Absinthe makes the mind wander (presumably off with the Green Fairy.)

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Why only is only C ?

An obfuscated Rust competition ?

Of course both the non-cognoscenti and cognoscenti of Rust would say it's completely unnecessary but for diametrically opposed reasons. :)

AI bills are baffling the C-suite after shift to usage-based pricing

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Re: "amplify their IQ"

"Amplifying noise definitely has an effect."

Presumably only due to [quantum] vacuum fluctuations.

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difficulty understanding and controlling operating costs when implementing business AI

The deal is pretty straightforward, I would have thought —

Bend over and take it like a man (you can think of England if you really must.)

Databricks unifies OLTP and OLAP, depending on what counts as a copy

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"professor of databaseology"

Databaseology ? A branch of demonology by any chance ?

User swore hacker called General Failure had invaded his PC

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Re: Have your users misinterpreted an error message?

"Your (l)users can read?!"

Actually works the other way around.

The complete drongos just text or email a picture from their phones of the error screen.

The purportedly clever ones (post docs and up) confabulate incredible cock and bull stories around what they imagine the error messages mean.

Yes. They can read but whether actually understand anything they have read is arguable.

Companies that add more AI also add more people

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"the lag reflects the time required for best practices to filter through organizations…"

and out their arses.

"Best practice" covers a multitude of sins but almost never is the "best" in any sense whatsoever — fortunately most firms only practise them in the letter and not in the spirit… until the next best practice turns up.

† ambiguity intentional

Nvidia floats double-dipping datacenter financing scheme

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Re: Grasping at straws

"But Leather Jacket Jensen needs a new Leather Jacket, I suppose."

Wouldn't have thought so. His hide is more than thick enough to forgo a leather jacket entirely.

Anthropic is removing its covert code for catching Chinese competitors

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Re: Do these high-value AI companies actually know what they're doing?

A purely rhetorical question I take it.

The answer is patently clear to all except the companies themselves although a case might be made for the likes of Altman knowing exactly what they are doing which is a far older practice than that of AI. I imagine Bernie Madoff might be glad to have a few new faces on his block.

Oracle outlines all the ways it could lose the farm it bet on AI

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Even "Perfect Storms"…

sometimes have silver linings.

One would have thought a firm named "Oracle" would have a firmer grasp on the future.

New humanoid robots from China look like creepy pop star action figures – complete with slightly dodgy lip-synch

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Re: Did anyone actually say sexbot?

Somewhere between "daily companionship" and "premium domestic services", I suppose.

Surprised that Bonkatronics isn't a major cross-discplinary area yet- no I am not thinking of S&M… well not particularly. Could make soft matter physics sexy again. :)

The prior art is a bit rough-and-ready. Seeing a young miss on u-tube screwing the head on to the body of her new (female) sex doll was one of the funniest thing I had seen for years. I suppose these new chinese ones - out of the box - will be able screw their own heads on like Worzel Gummidge.

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Re: Do they have names?

> Are any of them called Kryten?

Might just be me but the faces etc are incredibly creepy in the zombie·vampire line. Krystforsaken perhaps.

Infosec professionals sour on automated pentesting tools

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Old software versions

When these type of tools (eg Satan/Santa) first appeared and our networks were scanned by the ITsec team we were bombarded with vulnerability reports for the Red Hat (RHEL) servers.

The omninesciences in ITsec could not internalise the reality that Red Hat froze a particular version of the kernel, libraries and application for a particular release and backported security and other fixes to those versions for updates. Seem to think (perhaps not), believe everyone should be running the latest bleeding edge distro in the weird belief that it would be more secure.

Fortunately at that time we could basically say "thank you for your valuable feedback" and (sotto voce) "now fuck off."

Until a few years ago running some of the big name vulnerability detection software on Linux servers happily chucked wobblies about suid binaries but completely ignored Linux capabilities on binaries like CAP_SETUID. Hopefully not the case now.

HS2's latest reset ditches autonomous train tech to get project back on track

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High Speed to the Scrubs ?

WikiP states 2036 as the earliest passenger carrying service.

Ten years, two five year parliamentary terms by which time the Screaming Raving Loony Party will have turfed the Slightly Quieter Raving Loony Party (aka Reform) out of government. Plus ça change…

Not that Australia's high speed rail project is shaping up much better but to be fair the distances are orders of magnitude greater.

Where there's a will, AI still has work to do

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Another application where…

an old school expert system could guide a solicitor or para-legal by ensuring all the bases had been covered.

Altman school hallucinations not needed.

I would have shit myself laughing if the AI drafted will hadn't revoked all prior wills.

In Queensland (AU) wills might not be that formal. A case a few years ago the court found that the intention of the deceased communicated by SMS could constitute a valid will (and was.) Although to avoid all the solicitors' delight of the lucretive legal argy-bargy a formal document would always be advisable.

Anonymous researcher drops 0-day 'exploitarium' repo

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Re: The hacker might be a typical buff, 6-pack ab-toting el'reg reader

The hacker might be a typical buff, 6-pack ab-toting geriatric el'reg reader.

More gruesome than the original grub was repellent. ;)

To be honest I suspect the average professional black hat could be anyone including a stunning young woman albeit with a Russian accent, on whom a bikini would be lethal.

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Re: Do people not think or test?

Not think… mostly.

C and most languages of its vintage had (only) statically (compile time) sized arrays for various reasons but memory at the time was a precious resource which probably necessitated manual memory management for dynamic allocation (malloc/free.)

A lot of code allocated a fixed array of maximum expected size, had a pointer reference to it, tested the size so far and if it was going to overflow malloced a larger allocation and copied the original array to it and updated the pointer. A lot more code didn't, or tried and buggered it up.

Even pre C89 (K&R) it would have been smarter to construct a dynamic array abstract data type and get it right once and for all. Stdio and FILE* was sort of in that vein but not quite.

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Bikini ? As in Atoll

and the nuclear devices tested there after which the swimwear was named.

I need something to wash the image of the stereotypical pizza gobbling, cola swilling malware grubs sporting an Ipanema bikini.

Mageia 10 keeps the 32-bit Linux flame alive

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Re: I am not root, so it won't reboot.

I think even pre systemd if you were logged into the console you could run any of the shutdown family as a normal user if the system was so configured.

Running reboot is isn't normally catastrophic as it's (usually) equivalent to shutdown -r now.

Mass deletey things are best done as a move first. ;)

mkdir .deleteme

mv mv file1 * .deleteme

ls # Oh dear !

ls .deleteme # At least I have a backup

How the AI bubble could pop and take down the global economy, according to the BIS

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Re: In other news

  • 1. "hey Joe, we're replacing you with AI to improve profits"
  • 2. "Well f you, I'm off"
  • 3. "Hey Joe.. you're supposed to train your AI replacement... Joe..... Joe... come back"

As I postulated the whole C-suite (and direct reports) were incredibly sub-par in their gray matter allocation.

The current best·practice (sic) might go:

  • 1. "Hey, Joe we want you to train your AI assistant to help perform your job more effectively."
  • 2. "AI has improved profits so we are letting you go.
  • 3. "F you!"

Although more realistically at this point:

  • 1. "Hey, Joe we want you to train your AI assistant to help perform your job more effectively."
  • 2. "Well f you, I'm off"

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Re: Ford Already got rid of their QC AI for humans

I know what you meant but I momentarily read that as Ford having AI to do QC on humans (presumably those they employ so used by HR) which they subsequently discarded (possibly after AI determined that entire C-suite was completely substandard.)

Security researchers tricked LLMs into giving them cocaine recipes by abusing role models for prompt injection

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Cocaine Recipes ?

Google will give you some results but the North Carolina cops published A Practical Total Synthesis of Cocaine's Enantiomers back in 1986.

Not that any rational person would want to put that crap up their nose but you would have to be completely doolally to place the efforts of a backyard would be synthetic chemist using this recipe anywhere near your person.

AI in this guise promises rich crop future Darwin Award nominees.

End of era as the BBC switches off Radio 4 Long Wave service

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Imagine the outcry if the long-running drama The Archers was to come to an abrupt end.

(Endeavour) Morse would be turning in his grave.

Of course he would have objected to the "was": "Imagine the outcry if the long-running drama The Archers were to come to an abrupt end."

Portuguese bank sign's storage is about to cash out

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Re: more greengrocers apostrophe's

Arkwright "I know Granville but they come in to tell me and then I sell them something."

Granville "Poor sods."

Google wants AI regulation, but on its own terms

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"A Pragmatic Approach to AI Governance in America"

I thought the current "Pragmatic Approach to Governance in America" was to determine how much to bung to the clown in the Oval Office.

NASA tests AI medic for astronauts too far from Earth to call a doctor

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Stripped of current AI bullshit, it's …

an expert system which is one of the few useful outcomes from the last AI wanka·thon over thirty years ago.

I imagine a number of the crew could be crossed trained in basic medical and emergency resuscitation procedures at least to be able to drive an expert system.

Every crew member would presumably have first aid training.

Pretty obvious if you were off to Mars you would want to leave your appendix behind unless you wanted "Mr Scott" trying his hand at abdominal surgery on yours. (There's a bit more to an appendectomy than keeping dilithium crystals happy, captain.)

I guess a list of possible medical conditions might be compiled (presumably you could omit obstetrics, pediatrics and geriatrics) but the unknowns of the effects of prolonged microgravity and higher radiation levels await the pioneers.

Trump-shuttered climate change site back online in nonprofit hands

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Re: Don't know if it's a shame or a good thing

Trump is so toxic that he has even persuaded scientists that the government cannot be trusted. Period.

His US judiciary is not faring much better the trust stakes either.

To top off the complete insanity of this nonsense the US (at least the lower 48) are going to be as adversely affected as Europe and actually more so. Anyone with half a brain and who has the use of their eyes can already see the early signs of the disaster awaiting the US.