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Trump tariffs forcing rethink of PC purchases stateside

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Re: Education

"Books were a major cost to schools."

The exorbitant cost of textbooks was/is the textbook publishers taking their pounds of flesh from a largely captive market - the printers and authors not so much. Still pretty much the case with scientific publishing.

University students mostly cannot afford textbooks so courses mostly don't specify required texts but refer to library reserve holdings, lecturer's online notes and paper handouts as well as online material available from the likes of MIT.

I am wondering whether some the various fairly decent textbooks that authors/copyright holders have donated as etexts to the world could with their consent be printed cheaply in volume in a student edition paperback format. India up until the 90s used to print local only editions of major science and math etc textbooks for less than a USD1.00 (at the time.) Back then I picked up a few that had escaped India, from second bookshops in AU (particularly the now long gone SKOOB Books†.)

A lot of the English literature resources used in schools are public domain and available from Gutenberg, Fadedpage etc which could be reset and printed.

† Nearly fifty years later the Dianetics mob opposite are still there peddling their codswallop. "Lest one good custom should corrupt the world."

Nope. You probably can't cash in by turning your office or farm into a datacenter

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"gigawatt-scale datacenter .... will require 634 acres (256 hectares) of land"

One thing I remember from the peculiar units† rote learnt during my long ago £/s/d schooldays is that there were 640 acres in a square mile. (2.56 square km or 1.6 km × 1.6 km)

The idea that this AI madness is going to consume 365.25x24 GWh‡ of energy every year and cover a square mile of probably otherwise quite productive land is insane and all just so some corporate, utility or government instrumentality can have an AI agent which will give you the same pre AI runaround.

† rod (aka pole or perch), chain, furlong; perch, rood, acre but mercifully no hides.

‡ I guess enough energy to heat 75 Mt of water 100°C.

Wallbleed vulnerability unearths secrets of China's Great Firewall 125 bytes at a time

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Re: So, at heart it is just a big PiHole...

Except when discussing all our PiHoles we usually don't use words like "bogus" or "forged" - that is the difference between voluntarily doing it to all the users on our LAN versus forcing it onto an entire country's WAN

Also the difference between keeping things in and keeping things out.

I recall a doco in the '80s where the commentator was visiting a section of the actual Great Wall and his contention (almost certainly not original) was the Wall's purpose was too keep the people of the Middle Kingdom "inside," at least mentally, rather than to exclude marauding hordes of barbarians which it really didn't do all that successfully.

With the Great Firewall the intent is the same but if the PRC is going achieve any of its imperial ambitions, it will ultimately fail as the history of every past empire will testify. For good or ill the "outside" comes flooding in. :)

Tech jobs are now white-collar trades that need apprentices, not a career crawl

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senior network engineers did their job too well.

senior network engineers did their job too well. Networks permeate everyday life but are also all-but-invisible.

A problem shared with any role whose success is preventing the shit and fan from meeting and when the unfortunate is unavoidable remedying the situation with a planned, rational process.

When the world's greatest fuckwit† required of those government employees to report to what they had done in the previous week I thought that "the processes that I and my team have created over the last five years meant the thousands of servers didn't crash or were infested with ransomware etc" wasn't going to cut it.

† I know. Extremely difficult to choose from so many talented candidates but like Camelot, Space Karen for one brief shining moment was known as the greatest.

Does terrible code drive you mad? Wait until you see what it does to OpenAI's GPT-4o

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Explains developers

forcing them to write insecure code unhinges the poor darlings and doubtless a few become homicidal psychopaths.

Or have I got cause and affect arse about?

If ChatGPT has been trained on the contents of GitHub it's probably stark raving and bent on exterminating humanity so just hope the Orange eejit doesn't leave the launch codes lying about. If it had feasted on Microsoft's code base it would be light years beyond dried frog pills insanity and would even give the inmates of the Dalek Asylum the heebie newbies.

FYI: An appeals court may kill a GNU GPL software license

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The use of the GNU AGPL should be...

licensed with the GNU AGPL.

Can't help thinking entities that want to exploit FOSS are going to be lining up during this administration to neuter (castrate) anything remotely GPL.

I don't imagine these blighters could have any rational grievance with BSD licenses but that wouldn't stop them.

Really smacks of what is yours is mine and what is mine is mine.

I would use the Completely Crap 0 (CC-0) Licence viz "This work is completely crap and comes with zero warranty so feel free to do whatever you wish with it, even make a buck with it, but don't come to me blubbing if it screws up your day/life."

100-plus spies fired after NSA internal chat board used for kinky sex talk

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NSA ... not the other meaning?

Must be living under a rock but hadn't groked the "other" meaning.

If it were referring to English nookie I would punt "No Socks Allowed" bit of a passion killer - socks - but sky blue leggings ...

Native Sparse Attention - not some gormless local but AI tripe although the distinction is likely academic.

I suspect "No Strings Attached†" was intended.

When it comes to those "unusual tastes" normally thought of as the preserve of a Tory‡ cabinet, what is it with spooks? Is it the intrinsic voyeurism of espionage engenders the kinkiness? Or that intrinsic voyeurism that attracts the kinky?

Seriously I would have thought as a security service having your operatives openly expose their preferences, placing their proclivities on the table as it were (Frankie Howerd left us too early) would remove much of the risk of subversion through blackmail.

† but if ligatures and bondage do it for you...

‡ just learnt derives from Irish tóraí < tóraidhe (outlaw, robber) Would never have guessed. ;)

HP CEO pay for 2024 = 261,658 toner cartridges

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Or 353,238,300† pages

But unlike his HP 206A cartridges he is unlikely to be diddled on his page coverage.

† 261,658 × 1350

Microsoft's updated Windows battery indicator rollout runs out of juice

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"Windows users very much want to see happen."

I wouldn't have thought a battery charger indicator would be top of the list.

Might be easier to have the hardware designers add a multicoloured LED or LCD display that the platform firmware can control bypassing the MS clownware.

I am sure in future copilot enabled hardware will voice prompt the user in its best Jeeves RS with "Would sir [madam] please connect the power adaptor before I am unable to provide further satisfaction?"

Actually after a full dose of Win11/Copilot/MS-AI I suspect the very much want to see happen would be pretty much along the lines of "a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.‡"

† I just realised this sounds more like an AI enhanced sex toy with a voice interface. I am sure there is PFY beavering away in his parents' basement with some Raspberry Pi SOCs to make this the next big thing. Surprised that Apple, considering its target demographic, hasn't already penetrated this market.

‡ HHGTTG Sirius Cybernetics Corporation which every major Tech corporate seemingly wants to emulate. Douglas Adams... such prescience!

Ad-supported Microsoft Office bobs to the surface

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"bobs to the surface"

Like a Churchill Cod?

Binned off staff, slashed stock options. What's next? Ah yes, bigger C-suite bonuses

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I was wondering who was pictured for this article

When the penny dropped that it was metaman himself albeit in an earlier edition and and looking at recent photographs it was as though in my perverted imagination that the residue of his soul had evaporated through his face taking its finer features (sic) with it.

Taking the whole of the billionaire tech fraternity I am not sure from their recent antics there is a shred of a soul between them and that my imagination might not be so perverse after all.

The red color of Mars might have an earlier, wetter origin

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A lot of water?

One of the the formulae for FH on WikiP has 5Fe2O3·9H2O which suggests to me that there is an enormous quantity of water bound in FHs. I would read the water in the formula as the water of crystallization which I imagine would be relatively easy to extract (with heat?)

Anything to expedite Space Karen.

Google binning SMS MFA at last and replacing it with QR codes

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Re: What about all the people who don't have smartphones?

"Surprisingly I don't need an app to wipe my arse ..."

Just wait until you are lumbered with a compulsory (we're saving the trees) "smart" bidet. Presumably you will need to upgrade to iBog, iThrone or some other Apple iShite just to use the iPhone app but at least it will still have a thunderbolt port. :)

Personally I might prefer the Rabelaisian gosling neck to such a hitech horrors:

«un oyzon bien dumeté, pourveu qu’on luy tienne la teste entre les jambes»

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Re: What about all the people who don't have smartphones?

"have a toilet but no bog roll"

Some might hold that was an entirely adequate description of PayPal.

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Re: UK Banks

I can't remember them (in the right order).

I once got a CC with initial 4 digit pin of with all the same digit which would be one solution or something like 8864 (8×8=64 only need to remember 8.)

Barclays accessibility department must be staffed from the engine room of the Golgafrinchan B Ark.

I would be happy if I could just use TOTP as the 2nd F. Plenty of applications for just about any platform and libraries to roll your own.

How nice that state-of-the-art LLMs reveal their reasoning ... for miscreants to exploit

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Soundness

Would appear to highlight that this "chain of thought" doesn't actually constitute a sound form of reasoning which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.

I would be suspicious that the exposed "chain of thought" is actually another AI confabulation concocted to "explain" a previous bit of its "cock and bull."

Even Monty Python's Sir Bedevere makes a better fist of it.

Are you cooler than ex-Apple design guru Sir Jony Ive?

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"for mine own part, it was Greek to me."

Apart from the Debussy tapped out by Arrau his musical selection was all Greek to me.

Being christened Jony Ive and its obvious permutations and embellishments I can see why Sir J might wish to even the score with the world but the curse of the mobile "smart" phone has inflicted on the planet smacks of Trumpian retribution.

P G Wodehouse not a bad choice but the complete works as I wouldn't want to leave Psmith behind. The luxury item would obviously be a seagoing yacht. :)

LLM aka Large Legal Mess: Judge wants lawyer fined $15K for using AI slop in filing

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"made up out of whole cloth"

Having avoid the considerable misfortune of being a left pondian I was puzzled by this phrase of the good judge.

Clearly from the context "a complete fabrication" was intended noting the curious association with textiles (fabric) and of course lies are invariably woven.

The dictionary has it that out of whole cloth implies something made from scratch which fits.

Why these lazy toads couldn't just look up the cases they were citing? The cases would all be digitised so not as though you're consulting a 20kg tome of vellum manuscript. Even just to verify the cases actually existed but the wise would ensure they were in any way relevant.

I would lock the blighter up with a year's law reports and pen and paper sufficient for him to transcribe those reports before releasing the toad. Judicial lines which I, in common with the Mikado, feel is a "punishment to fit the crime."

Microsoft trims more CPUs from Windows 11 compatibility list

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I recently noticed that

a company the resells ex govt PCs and ships them with fresh Win10 or Win11 installs has on their older CPU (i5+) generation boxes presumably to shift them added extra memory typically from 8 to 16g which for a box under AUD120 makes a pretty decent Unix/Linux box.

I have to wonder whether a Windows work-alike could be assembled from a recent long term support Linux kernel with the latest stable Wine. I imagine Classic Shell source code could be plundered for the UI. It wouldn't have to be too close to the MS effort to deceive the average punter.

Despite Wall Street jitters, AI hopefuls keep spending billions on AI infrastructure

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Shovelling gold into a black hole?

Send enough of the yellow metal over the event horizon the price of gold will increase with its increasing scarcity.

This AI tulip mania is just about as daft.

When considering the zillions pissed up against the AI urinal I asked myself what in human working lives does this waste of wealth roughly work out as?

The OECD estimates the average global per annum income as ~USD13,000 which wouldn't all be from labour but an upper bound. So USD 1.0 trillion (1012) would be ~80 million person years or, optimistically assuming a working life of 40 years, 2 million working lives.

More obscene waste of wealth outside the armaments industry I cannot imagine. All wealth ultimately derives from the effort of human beings which decidedly makes its wilful waste a sin (4th or 7th circle of the Inferno await.)

Hurrah! AI won't destroy developer or DBA jobs

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"build user stories that articulate how a software feature will provide value"

Reads like a parting (or is it Parthian?) shot by from a BLS employee soon after receiving his DOGean RA missive.

More likely AI generated manglement bullshit concerning an unrequested feature that inevitability disarticulates the user's existing workflow.

Microsoft's Euro-mandated File Explorer surgery shows 'less is more' is still a thing

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Re: "suffers from being a bit rude"

Elvis-ification?

The following sequined reference gives a hint to the meaning of this neologism or recent coinage.

I would have chosen Liberace on that basis as Elvis is mostly considered dead, famous and frequently reputed to be leaving the building whereas Liberace only ticks the first box.

I would have thought it would need to be en-elvis-ification from the postulated verb "to enelvis" vt. to render st. or so. to superficially resemble Elvis Presley.

Probably some sense of gold plating shit too. Aurofæcallamination?

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"fixing humans is hard. Fortunately, tech is more malleable"

A lump hammer is usually pretty effective on both.

US Dept of Housing screens sabotaged to show deepfake of Trump sucking Elon's toes

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Toes?

Fetishist? Nothing above the knees to suck on? Or just foreplay?

IBM Consulting workers told management wants to 'more closely align pay, performance'

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Re: Hopefully they'll introduce uniforms

Having Sylvia Anderson† design the costumes?

Captain Scarlet, UFO or Space 1999? At least those had a plot, if a little thin in places, but this lot, in tune with times, have quite lost theirs.

† sadly no longer extant although the graphic is rather cute.

The software UK techies need to protect themselves now Apple's ADP won’t

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Re: Problem with "Freemium" options

"I just don't want to pay them a lot of money for a lot of extra functionality that I don't want."

A point I hadn't really appreciated.

Finer grained increments in features with proportionate pricing.

That generally has vanished in almost all markets over the last few decades.

The gap in pricing between the "entry level" offering and the next, usually bloated, offering is often ridiculously large.

I could see that there is an extra account setup cost with ongoing maintenance and billing costs going from a gratis offering to a paid one but I cannot believe that explains the large gap in offering/pricing.

Perhaps banning "free" services might rectify this but I doubt that it would and the loss of the minimal anonymity (or privacy?) that free services afford is probably not worth it.

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Re: Well.....................

Boris Johnson's unencrypted memoirs?

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Re: Puzzled! Again!

That sounds like the sort of thing a terrorist pedophile drug smuggling Linux user would say.

"terrorist pedophile drug" by any chance not referring to ketamine?

Anyone using an Android device would qualify as a (unsuspecting) Linux user so that trifecta isn't such a long shot.

In reality I cannot but help thinking that these peculiar measures are rather neatly tailored to suppress "inconvenient" journalism and journalistic sources.

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Re: An A4 pad and biro would be a solution for secure notes.

Use a thin basic paper without kaolin (newsprint?, onion skin?, rice paper?) impregnated with saltpetre (or similar) and a graphite (lead) pencil for rapid destruction (both should combust fairly completely.)

Remember never write onto the pad as the page under the one being written on will likely take an impression.

Take care to obtain your pencil from unpredictable sources and never lose sight of it as the pencil might be bugged† with motion detectors that could convey what is being written. etc etc.

† autoconfuse persistently insisted on buggered.

Trump administration threatens tariffs for any nation that dares to tax Big Tech

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Re: Least favoured partner

"Do they [US] really have anything anybody else wants?"

Helium was all I could think of but WikiP informs me that others source in North Africa and the Middle East produce sizeable volumes.

(Cryogenic) Liquid Helium is used in superconducting magnetics some of which are found in clinical NMRI machines.

So it seems the whole boiling could be prepended to Ko-Ko's "little list" -

"you may put 'em on the list; And they'll none of 'em be missed"

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Re: I dont know, this seems pretty simple to me...

the Reg is implemented in Perl. I assume nobody understands enough of the code to dare modifying it

And anybody who did would rather go five stanzas of Vogon poetry than ever touch it (again?)

In extremis one might turn William McGonagall on the poor sod although that might be counted a crime against humanity.

Beta of Unix version 2 restored to life

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Just blows me away...

That from Unix v.0/PDP7 until now happened entirely within my, mostly adult, lifetime and that some parts of this highly significant history could have been lost or indeed have already been lost.

Stable and rising civilizations value and preserve their history and its artefacts - declining and collapsing ones don't.

Here's the ugliest global-warming chart you'll ever need to see

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Re: Denialists - move 'm to the beach

"Current Sea Level Rise is about 3 cm a decade."

Or a foot a century in left pondian units.

Quite small changes in sea levels can have magnified effects on rivers which can expose large areas on river flood plains to greatly increased risk of inundation. Many major global cities are built on such flood plains so the problem isn't just for beach houses of the idle rich.

I think there is convincing evidence that extreme weather events are increasing in frequency and intensity, at least in the last two to three decades. The likelihood that a monotonic rise in global temperatures, storm frequency and intensity over three, four or five decades is purely due to random variation becomes incredibly unlikely. The correlation with the rise in atmospheric greenhouse gases with a credible mechanism, is increasingly consistent with causation.

Madmen Asserting Global Annihilation.

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Re: Denialists - move 'm to the beach

"low-level coastal areas. " ... "we build a wall around "

I was thinking a wall across the top of Florida but the Mason-Dixon line might be better option but then 49°N just to be sure.

The greater risk isn't from the genuine maga grade intellect denialists, rather from those that aren't so brain dead as not to realise the planet is warming and the climate changing to a more hostile configuration but who also believe through their wealth, power and position they and their family etc can escape unscathed from the inevitable effects of climate change.

Utterly delusional of course. I am sure these delusions were shared by the late Bronze Age elites up until they were burned in their palaces during the collapse that closed that period.

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Re: How to get things wrong

"painting their lawns a nice green"

That's insane - straight out of Alice in Wonderland (painting white rose blooms red.)

US = Uncompromisingly Stupid (A = Anencephalic?)

Actually Lewis Carroll's fantasy is currently a credible account of the shenanigans in those parts with the Queen of Hearts whose penchant for summary decapitation and blind furies particularly identifiable. The Mad Hatter and the March Hare could be longstanding stock parts easily assignable to the current cast.

Unfortunately when, or if, America wakes up it won't all have been an incomprehensible dream.

Untrained techie botched a big hardware sale by breaking client's ERP

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"Unbeknown to Kane, the GUI was buggy."

Young Kane must have led a sheltered existence if he was sufficiently naive to believe any GUI was free of serious bugs.

I run at the sight of a web interface and faster still if there is a whiff of java. Most platforms have a reasonable to decent command line interface (if you can get to it.)

A broadcast storm is pretty decent achievement. Curious how he managed that. Turned off spanning tree?

California goes ape with bill to crown Bigfoot official state cryptid

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Re: Why indeed not?

"Americans have 'In god we trust, enshrined on their money."

But typically American omit the business end 'all others cash.'

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BESTIAL BONKING

"Ya know, stabilizing that video makes it look even more like a guy in a suit (not that it was ever in doubt)."

Just looking at the gait it's clearly a modern human (male.)

Unless the lasses on the west coast like their trade quite a bit rougher than their sisters elsewhere and we cannot discount "Boffin claims Bigfoot DNA reveals BESTIAL BONKING" we would have to assume this cryptid is unrelated to modern humans and unlikely to share the same gait.

Bestial Bonking and California - who would have ever thought of ever placing those two side by side?

Dr Melba Ketchum, apart from likely having interesting fantasies, didn't explain where the human female originally obtained the non human primates to conceive her bigfoot offspring.

I don't think there ever were any great apes or non modern human hominids in the Americas (no Neanderthal or Denisovans.) Before anyone suggests grizzly bears - there's rough and there's suicidal.

I am sure other states and nations will want their own national cryptids. Australia has its Bunyip. Although there must be a distinction drawn between the cryptid and the fabulous. While the Welsh Wyvern or St George's Dragon are fabulous beasts they aren't credible cryptids.

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Re: Why let Oregon rake in all the tourist dollars?

"Beavertown, Nimrod, Drain, Climax, Halfway, Butteville, Idiotville and Wankers Corner."

I would imagine half of America are honorary burghers in the last municipality with the residue distributed among the foundations along that pioneer trail.

Hillsgate is noticeably absent from the list.

Data is very valuable, just don't ask us to measure it, leaders say

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Re: assets and liabilities

"allocated to the expense side of the ledger"

The unenviable joys of double entry book keeping haven't darkened your existence?

I could never get my head around the subject (when her indoors was studying accountancy) which is embarrassing when one has gone a few rounds with quantum mechanics or general relativity.

The one and probably only thing that did perhaps stick was that each item that appears as a debit in one ledger will appear as a credit in another.

"I am not an accountant, nor am I a lawyer." - Saved from those damnable afflictions by the grace of a merciful God.

BOFH: The USB stick always comes back – until it doesn't

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"putting even more addends onto the stack of stupidity."

RPN calculators only require a four deep stack but clearly the imbecile calculus of manglement needs at least an infinite or better stack.

Keeping an old tinmans soldering iron handy to "repair" the boss' dodgy devices containing surface mount components is brilliant.

My father had one for soldering the lead drain pipes when modernising the bathroom in his late Victorian house (in the colonies, 1960s) but I remember his using that iron and a large stick of tinmans solder to solder 20mm lengths of copper wire onto the 5mm leads of some Ge transisters I had removed from a circuit board. The devices worked perfectly so I guess skill counts.

Back when hard disks were worth a few quid and some models suffered from "sticktion" Simon's scenario wasn't uncommon. You could only drop or belt with a blunt instrument a drive that stopped working only so many times before it was pining for the fjords.

There was always a one to one correspondance between users that never backed up and the owners of such drives.

Learnt fairly quickly to mount a "heroic" operation to recover the drives contents but while the operation was usually a success unfortunately and invariably the patient had died.

Mobile operators brace for bigger, faster headaches with 6G

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Re: > My 4G service (EE) is abysmal

«smoke signals»

RFC1149 rollout incomplete in your area then?

Los Alamos boffins slap blinkers on satellites so we know who to blame in a crash

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An interesting detail

According to the caption under a graphic of this device's prototype (in the linked Los Alamos press release) the LED is actually a laser.

I was wondering how you would filter out a blinking (incoherent) led from the background but a coherent source would much easier I imagine.

Beams from semiconductor lasers aren't as collimated as others so I am not sure whether further decollimation would be required to ensure at least some of the photons were heading towards Earth.:)

As Amazon takes over the Bond franchise, we submit our scripts for the next flick

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Re: Oh dear

«MI6 will be relocated to downtown Seattle as the DC swamp will be drained by then.»

I see the whole west coast as the Californian Palatinate ruled by an aging Patrician Schwarzenegger who nominally holds the Palatinate from the Czar Alexander II and Emperor Maximilian I of Mexico who are both conveniently long defunct.

Arnie's most pressing problem is keeping the undocumented Okies out of his realm.

The odd Twatzika emblazoned Wankenpanser attempting to enter the Palatinate clandestinely is dealt with summarily as are its occupants.

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Re: Another franchise to be milked to death

«As long as the actor doesn't finish up with a Yank accent»

Could go the other extreme with some production drongo deciding on a "real limey" accent like the original 007 Connery† and ending up with an impenetrable Glaswegian dialect straight out of the 1960s Gorbals or equally incomprehensible product of a Geordie, ex Lions (rugby) front row, speech coach..

Non native English speakers have enough difficulty with regional accents as it is. I had to pretty much translate the 2000 TV series Rebus' John Hannah's dialogue for the other half and Hannah delivery was pretty much standard English. Trying to explain the British humour... that's a whole other chamber of horrors. Curiously rhyming slang doesn't seem to click either which might not be a bad thing given the likes of Berk : Berkshire Hunt might offend more delicate ears.

† which of course was more or less educated Scots as anyone privileged to be born under the allegiance of the King would know. :)

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Re: James Bond's - The Ring of powerful Subterfufe

"Galadriel and Bond end up rolling in the spring meadows of Lorien"

If you recall her seeing off the Necromancer (Sauron) at Dol Guldur you might think even 007 could have second thoughts, favouring discretion over valour and choose to leave some mounts unassailed. But I suppose some do like theirs rough.

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Re: Gen Z Bond

«Non drinker,No nookie,Non smoker,Vegan,No Licence to Kill (see above),No Driving Licence,Living with parent»

Good Lord, even Amish kids have more of a life than that lot. (But I suspect they always did.)

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Re: Die This Day

« a job in a large distribution warehouse

Universal Exports? Now renamed after a S. American river»

Finishing with closing credits rolling over our quandam 007 pissing into a coke bottle.

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Re: Live and A.I.

«MI 5»

MI 6 surely? Unless the billionaire was in the UK while his head was transmitting† to 7000 LEO satellites.

Even then I would imagine the five eyes arrangements would preclude any UK agents from operating on US territory but that's probably naivety on my part.

† I would have thought the required RF would cook what was left of his brains.

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Re: Marsraker

With the Baddie being a cameo of Musk?

Lifting a plot device from Die Another Day have Musk revealed as a geneticaly reprogrammed North Korean Colonel bent on destroying the rest of the world. (Gustav Graves/Col. Tan-Sun Moon.)

I recently stumbled over an image of young Musk which looked more like the spawn of the Uruk-hai than the precursor of Space Karen so perhaps the genetic skulduggery isn't so wide of the mark. Looking at his 1998 picture he clearly had the characteristic receding hairline of male pattern baldness so hair transplants and/or retinol/finasteride/minoxidil treatment is likely since then unless ketamine is also effective.

Give Bezos a white Persian cat he might make a passable Blofeld with Amazon being a front for S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

Unfortunately a reboot of From Russia with Love is currently little too topical.