The Register Home Page

* Posts by Bebu sa Ware

2773 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Nov 2024

BOFH: Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Quantum Computing

"We have here a Schrödinger's firmware situation,"

"The box ... it is both dead and alive. However, once I power cycle it, it will be one or the other – and most likely dead."

In the Many Worlds Interpretation there must be one world where every firmware update (ultimately) succeeded which is possibly the best evidence against that interpretation.

Although I have noticed once I have finally got one difficult firmware (bios) update to finally work identical hardware just falls into line. Sheldrake's morphogenetic fields?

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Pint

Re: Schrödinger's firmware situation

I think of them as UTIs (I for Individuals).

You're just taking the piss (albeit painfully.)

Cloudflare builds an AI to lead AI scraper bots into a horrible maze of junk content

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: So the AI wars has begun

"In the future, AI will argue with other AI about the meaning of Christmas while people scavenge for food in trash bins."

Just outsourcing to AI of the status quo:

"Arseholes argue with other arseholes about the meaning of Christmas while people scavenge for food in trash bins."

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Obviously the CloudFlare writer doesn't get out much...

“No real human would go four links deep into a maze of AI-generated nonsense”

"I wonder if they'd be up for a friendly wager..."

Candy from a kid, I would think.

Clearly the writer hadn't visited MAGA world as just the anti-vax internet rabbit holes are more than four deep chock-full of nonsense that would make any AI confabulator blush.

This AI honeypot is supposedly baited with an unrelated collection of factual material which is asserted protects the later users of the poisoned AI from misleading output. I would imagine one of the more common types of misleading information is claiming two or more facts are causally related when they are demonstrably not.

Weeks with a BBC Micro? Good enough to fix a mainframe, apparently

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Memories

I remember the steno- & dicto-typists moving from IBM golf balls to PCs pretty much effortlessly. The speed they could type was phenomenal. The software (WordStar later WordPerfect) didn't faze them at all. Flakey floppy disks 8"&5¼" and printers especially those lacking A4 support were the two that gave them most grief.

"Promotion" from the shop floor was usual back then when computers were first introduced. I recall a young bloke just started working as an apprentice storeman when the company installed a minicomputer based warehousing system and called from the corps of storeman for volunteers to be trained to look after the system. Needless to say the lad was the only taker and for his sins a long career in IT followed.

Privacy warriors whip out GDPR after ChatGPT wrongly accuses dad of child murder

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: No care, no responsibility

Did you hate Musk before he started supporting Trump?

Yes.

His pedoguy nonsense sealed it.

Then despise rather than hate but in 2025 he has fully earned the hard core hatred he is being accorded.

The post-quantum cryptography apocalypse will be televised in 10 years, says UK's NCSC

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: Bollocks

"And there is probably a lot of data that doesn't really need to be encrypted at all."

But you encrypt it anyway to thwart traffic analysis and friends.

You are right that if you don't require perfect forward secrecy of more than a few years and you are using current cryptography then quantum computing isn't really a threat.

SystemRescue 12 lands with added bcachefs support

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

"Torvalds will not be a happy ... penguin."

I understood that the penguin was chosen because the ones he saw in a zoo were feisty if not outright agro.

Too many software supply chain defense bibles? Boffins distill advice

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Log4j

I vaguely recall Log4j was a poor design decision inherited from more naive times rather an active supply chain attack.

Given the current uncritical acceptance and incorporation of AI/LLM into organisational IT I would hope manglement take one hand off their old man before waffling on about supply chain threats.

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: Bullshit, you have to trust someone.

... you grow your own wheat, mill your own flour and bake your own bread

Project US 2029?

Tesla Cybertruck recall #8: Exterior trim peels itself off, again

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: Glue?

"borrow some iPhone battery glue."

Or not source the two part epoxy from the local two dollar / pound shop.

I suspect the original glue only design was a recognisably poor choice (amongst a slew of others.)

If I were compelled to drive one I would at least have the rust inclined stainless painted donkey dick pink.:)

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Re: "environmental embrittlement"

"Did Elon have a bigger hand in the minutiae of the design process than previously believed."

Likely but I question which part of his anatomy was involved.

Oops, they did it again: Microsoft breaks Outlook with another dubious update

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Facepalm

"Testing? We've heard of it"

Probably no skilled staff left to do the testing.

Outlook QA Manager: "Can you guys stop banging aways at those keyboards? You are never going to manage Hamlet. Give us hand over here."

Asahi Linux loses another prominent dev as GPU guru calls it quits

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

An Interesting Article in IEEE Spectrum not entirely irrelevant...

Charity Majors writes in IEEE Spectrum (13 March 2025):

In Praise of “Normal” Engineers A software engineer argues against the myth of the “10x engineer”

Three of the subheadings give the flavour of the writer's thesis:

"Engineers don’t own software, teams own software"

"The best engineering organizations are the ones where normal engineers can do great work"

"Don’t hire the 'best' people. Hire the right people"

Worth a read as I imagine the arguments would equally apply more widely than just software development.

Political poker? Tariff hunger games? Trump creates havoc for PC industry

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

"as seems likely - he isn't even thinking that far into the future"

Leaving aside the question of patent cognitive dysfunction, I don't imagine his fat carcass will stay warm that far into the future.

The current political épandage will be nothing compared to the shit hitting the fan should Vance subsequently assume the purple.

Nvidia invests in quantum computing weeks after CEO said it's decades from being useful

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Re: QC is in a superposition of useful and not useful, eventually it'll collapse

Clearly a spin state that's entangled with company's share price.

VA IT contract cancellation DOGE boasted about ... was due to end in 10 days anyway

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Re: Wasn't it ideal

"Elon, his cadre of 20-somethings"

I reckon "something" here is doing more heavy lifting than a SpaceX first stage. :)

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: What could possibly be done in the last 10 days of a multi-year contract anyway?

"But these are military veterans in a country that worships military service. The cruelty is the point!"

Reading Coriolanus might indicate the possible pitfalls of that policy.

IBM scores perfect 10 ... vulnerability in mission-critical OS AIX

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Advanced Interactive eXecutive (AIX)

Learn something new everyday.

In the late '90s I had half a dozen rs6000 workstations amongst the flock of Sun, SGI, DEC and HP workstations but AIX was a bit of pain to build the usual software on. I always imagined AIX meant Actually Isn't UNIX.

Names, bank info, and more spills from top sperm bank

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Sensitive and Serious

I can empathize with the clients of the service that feel betrayed which they have by businesses that really don't care about anything other than their bottom line but that's America.

The "Largest Sperm Supply" linked story had this gem "male sperm donors in Queensland, the quality isn’t very high" which wouldn't surprise me. :)

Amazon to kill off local Alexa processing, all voice requests shipped to the cloud

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: Is there something very rotten in this picture?

Karel Capek

The poor blighter died in 1938 just before the real ghastliness started in ernest.

I could imagine his thinking today "not again."

Many of his works can be meaningfully reinterpreted for today's world. The Absolute at Large could easily be a metaphor for a number of dystopian aspects of modern life.

Most of the English translations of his work are now public domain but have been reprinted in recent decades and some electronic versions can be found in the usual places.

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

The Funny Thing....

we don't have any of these talkie toaster embuggerances but for years the other half has referred to the voice instructress you get from google maps as Alexa. No idea why.

Just realized wrong evil empire.

The gmaps bint is fairly useless in these parts as the selected route is often very suboptimal and lane or turn warning too later or confusingly too early.

This not-Alexa has frequently been in receipt of some fairly unparliamentary language which might be squirreled away on some chocolate factory hopefully to poison some LLM training set.

China's EV champ BYD reveals super-fast charging that leaves Tesla eating dust

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: Aaaarrghh

is the electrical distribution infrastructure sufficient to handle a significant number of these even-more-power-consumptive fast chargers?

Curiously I am sure I recently glimpsed a headline claiming BYD was going into the (domestic?) storage battery business in Europe (I think) which would also be eating Tesla's lunch in the battery market. :)

Were enough of these fast charging batteries widely distributed over the grid that problem might solve itself. Effectively static batteries that can rapidly sink excess renewable energy from household solar and grid feed in, could later supply power to charge EV batteries.

CISA fires, now rehires and immediately benches security crew on full pay

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
FAIL

"your ethical obligations"

An odd turn of phrase in itself but doubly so in this context.

I would imagine a good few of these chaps have already lined up better paid employment or are in the process. Their restored salaries are now just a Jobsearch Allowance.

Google’s broadband balloon laser comms tech floated out as independent company

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Octarine

Leaves a tinny aftertaste, reportedly.

Curious tale of two HR tech unicorns, alleged espionage, and claims of a spy hiding in a bathroom

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

D S resides in Ireland and is in contempt of their High Court?

I suspect DS might soon find himself incarcerated and in deep shit.

I don't think the US Rent-a-Judge franchise is available in the Emerald Isle.

Cunning plans aside this whole nonsense would make decent pitch for a new Blackadder series.

The DS character could be portrayed as a more incompetent version of Johnny English.

The whole #d-defectors bit is pure Baldrick.

HR Unicorns? They would be fairly safe from capture as no sentient creature would venture within a city block of them let alone the necessary virgin which in any case is nowadays probably rarer.

Don't want Copilot app on your Windows 11 machine? Install this official update

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Facepalm

"We have normality. I repeat, we have normality."

.... - Trillian HHGTTG

"But we are working on that!" - Microsoft

"Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem." (Standard MS support so no change there.)

The ever prescient Douglas Adams envisaged a part of this world that would require the inclusion of "a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks" so I don't imagine Wonko the Sane will be registering for the DV Lottery. ;)

UK government to open £16B IT services competition after 6-month delay

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Re: Que the usual suspects

«Que? I’m so sorry, he’s from Barcelona.»

Is rat." He say "No, no, no. Is a special kind of hamster. Is filigree Siberian hamster. Only one in shop." He make special price: only five pound.

Doubtless O'Reilly's Global Software Services, Torquay will be a leading contender... pending removal of lawn ornament.

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

I thought the background to the article's graphic†

was Van Gogh's The Starry Night or Starry Night over the Rhône both painted when the artist's grasp on reality was none too firm.

Would have been rather appropriate really.

article's graphic although an exploding policebox in the sky might be of some concern. ;)

Los Alamos boffins whip up a speedometer for satellites

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Headmaster

One would hope so!

"We'll assume the eggheads have been able to determine the speed component of a satellite's velocity vector using this gadget.

Many many decades ago when I was receiving my schooling speed |v| = √(v.v) or √(vx2+vy2+vz2) in Cartesian coordinates.

And we're not talking rocket scientists ... actually we are, I suppose.

The idea seems like a Pitot gauge but with bodgy mass specs.

I think a description of these laminated plasma spectrometers can be read in An Ultra-Low Resource Ion Mass Spectrometer for CubeSat Platforms.

I suppose these spectrometers are really measuring the speed or velocity of the ions in the surrounding plasma relative to the satellite or more specifically the kinetic energy (the deviation caused by the device's magnet field allows the determination of the ion's mass which with the kinetic energy the speed.)

A fair bit of computation might be required to pull the speed from the measurement of a sample ion energies and masses to take into account the energy distribution (Boltzmann?) of the plasma's ion and other effects.

DeepSeek-R1-beating perf in a 32B package? El Reg digs its claws into Alibaba's QwQ

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Facepalm

it's a bug in a complex library

As in x+yi complex?

Given even reasonably intelligent humans have severe difficulty handling the modest abstraction of complex numbers you are expecting a great deal from a jumped up finite state automa with Trump-Muskian sized infated ego.

You would have as much chance of getting any results that require the use or understanding of say analytical continuation from any AI as you would the preceding hypertrophied egoed eejit or his doggy boy.

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Qwen?

Reminded me of the Nac Mac Feegle's "Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!"

On enquiry Qwen is short for Tongyi Qianwen (通义千问) which leaves one not literate in Mandarin little the wiser but coming away from a few rounds with google translate a little punch drunk it appears qiān wèn (千问) means [a] thousand questions. Unsurprising really.

Tōng yì (通义) seems to mean "general meaning" which is probably quite misleadingly selecting one meaning from a large cluster which becomes more specific when juxtaposed with qiān wèn but that precise meaning is, doubtless, inscrutable.

SpaceX Dragon pod arrives at ISS to finally pick up stranded Boeing astronaut pair

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Re: Video of the crew's return to Earth

They found some unexpected changes when they got back.

Really?

Only change would be the monkeys have supplanted the clowns in the running of the circus.

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

"it's not like some of the foam kind of scenarios"

Taken in isolation the mind boggles.

NASA parties must be rather wild and unconventional.:)

Hopefully the pair soon have their feet back on terra firma although I imagine it might be like having passed irreversibly through a wormhole into a parallel if insane world.

Microsoft wouldn't look at a bug report without a video. Researcher maliciously complied

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: I for one...

you get screenshots of commands. What, you want to copy the commands? Ha, you're funny.

I was recently surprised on a new android tablet in one app that I could select text from an image and paste it as text. Some sort of OCR I imagine.

Really quite useful when reading imaged documents (texts) and you want to search (google, bing etc) for a term or phrase.

Not entirely a lost cause but needless hurdles to jump.

Surprised MS support doesn't require a video of your writing a manuscript report of your support request. Vellum and goose feather. ;)

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: I for one...

..deeply hate this trend to producing guides, manuals and instructions in video format only.

Much of the material is scripted and presented by non technical people who clearly have very little knowledge about the product they purport to document.

You are often better off dredging the interwebs for the last available text document for the product as it's often more accurate and relevant. By the time the vendor has reached the point of video only enshittification the product is invariably fossilized internally with only an occasional gratuitous cosmetic makeover of the user interface which really only confuses everyone.

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Thankyou!

https://xkcd.com/806/

Made my day.

Pretty close to a techie wet dream for Cueball. ;)

Developer wrote a critical app and forgot where it ran – until it stopped running

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Why Didn't They Ask...

Actually not, but why would you not just license and use flexlm† (lmgrd) rather than reinvent the wheel?

The upside for your typical BoFH is that with a little skulduggery he or she can more or less easily temporarily circumvent flexlm based systems while licensing issues are being resolved (normally the boss supervising the PFY's kicking of heads in the accounts payable sewer.) Thieves honour ensured that the software vendor's rightful dues were quickly paid and the skulduggery removed.

If regomised Sam had lost or totalled his laptop and thereby losing the private halves of the key pairs he would have been in much deeper hole especially if the public halves of said key pairs were hard coded into his application.

It wouldn't be the first time I have fired up tcpdump to locate forgotten and lost services/servers that had finally gone AWOL paralysing critical applications.

When unencrypted services like FTP were being uncritically decommissioned without consultation by the usual security thespian suspects this wasn't an unusual occurrence. Try convincing these wizards that a jailed public anon-only FTP server running in a read only environment isn't a first class security threat (and that using a normal SSH service with sftp and keys isn't really an improvement in that particular situation.)

The same clowns firewalling the germane TCP ports on the enterprise licence servers is/was a pretty regular occurrence usually synchronised with the turnover of ITsec staff.

† Flexnet is a horse of a different colour which does seem to phone home like young Sam's.

This one weird trick can make online publishing faster, safer, more attractive, and richer

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

April 1 Julian Calendar?

Out went WordPress. In came pure static pages. Out went all the tracking and cookies. In came ... nothing.

Reads like a Brothers Grimm fairy tale, "Once upon a time, in far away land...."

Possibly, just possibly when media enshittification reaches totality a reset will mean writers producing high quality, well researched relevant copy will be worth paying for. While the almost monopolistic media concentration persists there is zero likelihood of any change from that quarter. Smaller highly focused media might well emerge offering some improvement on the current shite if a viable business model existed.

AI generated content might ironically be the the straw that breaks the camel's back. Even at its least worst AI content is inaccurate and misleading.

As an example when reading English stories written in the 1920s I often encountered references to £1 (and 10/-) treasury notes with Bank of England £5 etc notes and recently my curiosity got the better of me and I searched it from my e-reader. The google AI generated summary confidently asserted the treasury notes were issued by the US Treasury. Bollocks. A short PDF The Bank of England Note: A Short History from the Bank itself clarifies.

China announces plan to label all AI-generated content with watermarks and metadata

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Re: It's definitely all about "positive energy"

Definitely not for tracking down who spread images of Mr. Pooh *ucking a pangolin.

To look at the Pangolin aka scaly anteater definitely very rough trade indeed but they apparently do have long (40cm) tongues albeit rather sticky. Whatever honey melts Pooh's butter I suppose. :)

Images of Pooh giving Eeyore or Ms Kanga a good seeing to might have more political overtones. Poking Piglet or Roo just pedoguy nonsense.

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

"Prominent notifications” advising humans of AI-created content

A graphic of Winnie-the-Pooh† in the bottom right corner point with his right honey soaked paw pointing towards the centre of the screen would be my favourite even if not of the regulators in the PRC.

I suppose making it an expensive breach of broadcasting regulations might be sufficient to encourage media owners to ensure at least the more egregious examples are clearly indicated.

I imagine internet based media would be nigh on impossible to enforce although I suspect currently at pixel level AI generated images and footage could be computationally discriminated from those captured through a lense hence could be automatically labelled.

There is so much non AI generated bullshit and outright lies on all platforms that I really don't think labelling the crap matters much now. What would be achieved by having a lie indicator pop up every time a politician open his/her/- gob? None. Common knowledge.

E H Shepherd Pooh not a Disney stuffed toy.

iRobot may be iDead in iYear

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

getting the cat ... out from under the beds

Using your old fashioned vac without a head, just the hose and sucking up the cat's tail only once will ensure that merely turning on a vacuum cleaner will ensure all cats previously so conditioned will leave the premises most expeditiously.

We know this because...? Kids will be kids and if their chores include the use of a vacuum cleaner and a non Manx feline is present the inevitable connection is invariably made.

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: Question

"Tiffin is still sacrosanct at MI5."

Wondering why Tiffin?

A bit nautical or Raj but curiously derived from tiffing (dial.) ~ tippling which Quinion demurred from actually suggesting that was how many sahibs took their lunch but perhaps would not be so reticent with the Whitehall walahs in the oxymoron of British Intelligence.

IBM boss Arvind Krishna pockets 23% pay rise to $25M

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Arvind Krishna pockets 23% pay rise to $25M

In non Trumpisstani speaking parts that might have been phrased

Arvind Krishna trousers 23% pay rise to $25M

Apple's alleged UK encryption battle sparks political and privacy backlash

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

'The emperor has no clothes on'

Then his utter bollocks ought to be on open display.

Unsurprisingly Empresses are rather attached to their attire. Couldn't imagine QV1 going for a stroll in Regent's Park in her birthday garments. In her later years I am not sure I would wish to. ;)

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Further Ramifications

"they [MP] mentioned it in the house of commons and not be subject to any further ramifications for breaching a court order."

Vaguely recall an MP might be compelled to front the bar of the parliament or privileges committee which might have serious ramifications.

Don't know about "the unrepresentative swill"† of the Lord's. :)

† used to describe the Australian Senators by former Australian PM, Paul Keating, I believe

Pirate Bay financier and far-right activist Carl Lundström dies in plane crash

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: And there was much rejoicing

"splitting the hut in two"

I immediately wondered what were the odds of hitting any structure on the side of a mountain? Unless Slovenian mountains are jam packed with huts I would have thought the probability of the bisection of an alpine cabin would be infinitesimal. Manus Dei?

Inheriting great wealth... blatant disregard of the standards of common decency and of the law of the land... NAZI etc etc

Seemingly a well trodden path to obloquy.

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: muh far right

Is Mussolini not far right?

Curiously little Benny started political life as a socialist.

Whether the deceased retain their political beliefs is another question but persisting in atheism while requesting admission from St Peter probably not the most rational course.

SUSE doubles down on AI and Multi-Linux Support to prove it's still in the game

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Windows

Re: S.u.S.E. customer for a long time

So, if you were running RHEL(AS) 4.5 using the default install, you were really running in Dom0 the entire time

I always wondered about a half dozen RH machines I inherited that were built this way. The owners† weren't exactly tech literate and (para) virtualisation was pretty new on the x86 platform.

† the GUI applications they used were only available for SGI Irix (Unix) or RH/SuSE Linux.

France offers US scientists a safe haven from Trump's war on woke

Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
Coat

Re: Brain drained

"can't even use Google translate, it's études over there."

I was curious about les queer studies leaving études aside I wondered about "queer" appears it's an English loan word as pédé is rather impolite.

Even so I would have thought perhaps les études queers.

A hitchhiker's guide to French LGBTQ Vocabulary must give the Académie Française nightmares.

In AU female truck drivers aren't all that uncommon especially in the mining industry but in the unlikely event the subject should arise in French conversation I must apparently avoid the obvious formation from camionneur. ;)