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John Henry still leading the race vs AI in customer service

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Jibe ?

I assumed it was a US spelling of gibe/gybe (sailing term) which would confer the opposite sense—Gartners reports are frequently contradictory so no surprise there.

I wouldn't spend too much time away from the telecast as on recent perrformances the poms might not make through to tea. ;)

Linux 6.18 arrives as the year's final drop and likely next LTS

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Re: quiet

> might be a sign of the quiet continued spread of FreeBSD

Is FreeBSD being used as virtualization platform (type 2 hypervisor host OS) ?

SmartOS (OpenSolaris/Illumos based) has long supported both bhyve and kvm guests but a Linux guest under bhyve possibly a little perverse.

Poop-peeping toilet attachment has a different definition of 'end-to-end' encryption

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Detecting Occult Blood ?

Theranos II ?

Anal Intelligence. Laughable Lavatory Mechanization.

Changing the batteries, BT pairing or changing the Wifi password on these devices might be a shitty job.

Only in America—one fervently hopes.

Microsoft mops up Mesh after another metaverse misfire

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Re: All we want ….meetings I’d like to take weapons to

Could be be satisfying to be able in the Teams metaverse to virtually stab your more obnoxious colleagues in the back if only to shut them up.

I could imagine Microsoft's virtual environements infested with malevolent Crap·pilot avatars ever lurking ready to strike.

Amazon is forging a walled garden for enterprise AI

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Re: "The true value of AI has not yet been unlocked"

"many of you out there, you haven't yet seen the returns that match up to the promise of AI." — You don't say.

Clearly the common garden variety snake oil doesn't cut it.

You need our specially bred serpents' rendered body fat for that extra bite.

I could reference gold plating a turd but you could actually plate a turd but I doubt that anyone will ever see "the returns that match up to the promise."

MongoDB talks up its AI chops by talking down PostgreSQL

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"super-high growth AI company", "AI·native companies" …

the move fast, break things crowd ?

Their avoidance of PostgresSQL is probably a selling point for the latter.

The imminent demise of RDBMS must rank with fusion power and flying cars—none of which is likely soon and the first the least likely.

NASA nominee 'committed' to uprooting Shuttle Discovery for Houston trophy piece

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Re: A defining moment for the President

"We choose to move a Shuttle to Houston in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they we are stupid."

I don't doubt JFK is turning over in his grave over the direction of the US generally and its political life in particular has taken since his demise.

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Re: snapped a wing

I don't suppose they could send the collected fragments of the Columbia instead? It matches the criteria of "space vehicle", "has flown into space", and "carried astronauts."

With the added bonus you might get a bit of astronaut included gratis.

Whatever legitimate places AI has, inside an OS ain't one

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Interesting numbers we will never see…

I for one would love to see the numbers for Windows LTSC and IOT versions activated over the last few years.

If Microsoft insists on shoving their AI crap into their standard OS rather than back up their managements jacksies, I imagine the long term channel support versions might rapidly become the platform of choice for those unfortunates chained to Windows.

Still you have to admire the awe inspiring imbecility of giving free range to an enormous unauditable software system that is arguably a hallucinating psychotic by including it in the most privileged software component.

China using AI as ‘precision instrument’ of censorship and repression, at home and abroad

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Clearly the "Silly Season"

Never heard of ASPI and I live un AU. If pronounced ASPEE would be a derogatory term here, referencing those afflicted with aspergers.

A very wASPIsh take on the activitities of the PRC ;)

If I thought any government, let alone that of the PRC, were as well organized as ASPI pretends I should be worried. History and the continuing predilection to conceal the inconvenient would suggest the exact opposite.

Another open source project dies of neglect, leaving thousands scrambling

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Re: Another example that open souice is a flawed model...

"If open source eventuall dies"

There is a risk of conflating FOSS with open source software generally.

I personally don't believe FOSS is in any immediate danger of falling off the perch.

The value of open source software to customers versus closed source will always be an important consideration in choosing a product will likely lead to more businesses selling their software licenses with open source.

There has always been closed source software at no·cost to use/license for personal and/or educational use.

Ultimately it is a self correcting problem—if you use an unmaintained FOSS product to make a buck and that product requires urgent maintenance, you will have to find a substitute or arrange the rectification of the FOSS product (which, depending on the license, might oblige you to make available at a minimum to your customers.)

I suspect in the longer term there will be fewer people writing code (not because of AI either) so fewer programmers to donate to FOSS. Scientists and researchers have always (long before the internet) contributed their programs and libraries to their community and don't imagine that is likely to change. I would guess a lot of the code used in AI/LLM originated from such ML researchers.

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however bad you think it is, in reality its worse, much worse.

The anthem for our times.

Samsung reveals its first tri-fold phone – and its desktop mode

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309 g and 12.9mm ?

Reminds me of the early 1990s pre GSM (analogue) Nokia 100 with the "thin" battery.

Back to the future.

"alarm alerting the user of incorrect folding" — immediately thought of Capt Parmenter (F-Troop) attempts at map folding.

Speccy clone storms back for Christmas without a shred of Sinclair code

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squishy "dead flesh" type keyboard

Interesting turn of phrase even after realizing it was "dead flesh" not "dead fish" which would be too Pythonesque.

In AU I don't recall the ZX80 etc being too thick on the ground—possibly the tariffs, sales tax and other imposts made such low cost machines a less attractive proposiition compared with the alternatives. A local product: the Applied Technology MicroBee might have filled that niche.

It is such a long time ago and now even the Z80 isn't produced. I can understand the graybeards wanting to recapture those times but I wonder why someone born 20 years later would be attracted—but then the revival of vinyl audio discs is equally puzzling.

Microsoft appears to move on from its most loyal ‘customers’ – Contoso and Fabrikam

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"intelligent athletic apparel"

Clothing for the intelligent athlete—possibly a fairly small market.

Full on agentic AI home improvement… could be "interesting" in the rocks and glue pizza sense.

Swiss government says give M365, and all SaaS, a miss as it lacks end-to-end encryption

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[Israel military] banned use of Android smartphones by top brass.

I was imagining the brass carrying big button senior's "feature" phones. ;)

But the Jerusalem Post makes it clear that they will be specially buggerized iPhones (defintely no added Semtex.)

SK hynix wants you to bond with HBM, so it coated corn in banana chocolate

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SK hynix and 7-Eleven will run a prize drawing event [with prizes including] ten don of pure gold

Currently 37.5 g Au is roughly USD 5000 which isn't too shabby.

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Re: I'm not so sure I want to eat anything "High Bandwidth"

I mean, I have enough digestive problems as it is, with my love of spicy food. . .

It's the low latency that that is frequently the more pressing problem. ;)

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honey-banana-flavored chocolate layered over savory, square-cut corn chips… edible?

A matter of taste… or the lack of, surely?

Being South Korean I am surprised they didn't go for kimchi on a corn chip base covered with bitter chocolate, or a least added some serious chili to offset the overly sweet honey·banana combination.

Seems a bit daft all round. I don't imagine your typical 7-11 snack food junkie is likely to be making purchasing decisions for HBM parts or buying any on his own behalf.

GPUs aren't worth their weight in gold – it just feels like they are

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Re: Pricing per gram please

The cattle weights appear to be in short hundredweight (1600 oz/100lbs) and I don't think copper would be in troy oz. :)

Life can be so much simpler using SI units exclusively.

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"bull semen! If you can get a kilo of the stuff from a pedigree bull"

A pretty big "if", I imagine even for a handyman.

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Re: Pricing per gram please

Gold is in Troy ounces

I might guess the GPUs were in kilos or grams and converted to Avoirdupois (= US customary units.)

Troy oz. 31.1034768 g

Customary oz, 28.3495231 g

Which I think would slightly undervalue the hardware ~28.35/31.10 (.91)

Cattle in cwt (live weight?) reduced to $/oz — only in el Reg.

OBR drags in cyber bigwig after Budget leak blunder

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"The OBR prides itself on our professionalism."

Stock weasel.

We in the [cockup] firm pride ourselves on our [insert admirable quality] (the lack of which we have recently clearly exhibited.)

The quoted phrase is a little peculiar or weaselly.

Might have been more precisely phrased if inaccurately: "We in the OBR pride ourselves on our professionalism."

BOFH: Forward-facing AI brand experience meets forward-facing combustion risk management

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"I, unfortunately, have Diabetes Pessimistus."

And Daryl, Diabetes Insipidus ?

Pissing out copious doctored spin effluent.

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Dear Santa

Please, can you bring a Bergonic chair ? I have a few acquaintances I would like to fry try with it.

The very high voltage version might be best. :)

UK digital ID plan gets a price tag at last – £1.8B

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"very probably end up abandoning it in the end"

Probably will be worse than that—the parts that had some potential benefit will be jettisoned; the components that even as part of the whole had no discernible benefit and likely detrimental, will be vehemently retained with massively greater cost and harm in the absence of unretained parts.

You will get the worst of all possible worlds.

Rosalind Franklin rover catches a break as NASA reaffirms commitment

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Re: But, Science ruins everything

there weren't any three-legged martian

I still hold out hope for the Ice Warriors. ;)

UK Digital Services Tax raises £800M from global tech giants

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2% ?

I would weight (increase) the tax on global revenue according to the degree the C-suite and senior executives' total packages are massive multipliers of the renumeration of the rest of the company's employees. Just to be fair. ;)

Cabling survived dungeons and fish factories, until a lazy user took the network down

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Good to see that George didn't Bungle it

He clearly didn't need to be peeled off a tree. ;)

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Ah, the joys (?) of 10Base2

Really scaled (not!) Once you had a hundred or more user PCs on the network with bridges and repeaters there was hardly a day when some user induced problem didn't take a segment of the network down. You always carried a couple of 50Ω terminators to locate the offender with a binary section — the network not the offender although tempted.

How a piece of 75Ω TV coax came to be used to connect the PC into the network was a mystery that the user was unable or unwilling to illuminate.

The commonest offence was a user relocating a PC and taking T Piece and two coax cables. When the PC was the only one in the room understandable, I suppose.

Soup king Campbell’s parts ways with IT VP after ‘3D-printed chicken’ remarks

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"its poulet is proper repast, made of actual chicken"

Sounds like C.M.O.T. Dibbler's sausage inna bun allegedly made with meat from named species, some domesticated slthough those likely answering to Spot or Ginger.

Tuxedo Computers slams lid on Arm Linux laptop after 18 months of pain

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Planned Snapdragon goes puff and disappears

Puff the Smack·Dragon "repatriated" to Honalee ?

Pebble, the e-ink smartwatch that refuses to die, just went fully open source

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Re: Tempting! Bit square though..

"I too like a mechanical watch, automatics preferred."

I rather fell for the Citizen Eco·Drive† as the automatics were a bit heavy on my slender wrist and wind-ups always stop at the most inconvenient (and hence thereafter, unknown) time due to my forgeting to wind them.

† Imagine the Seiko Solar are equally functional.

"do one thing and do it well, " — Just indicates the time.

The date is too small for my aging eyes so I don't now bother fiddling with it on the first day of Mar, May, Jul, Oct & Dec.

When your phone displays daylight saving time in a non DST region because of a telco cockup, a reliable wristwatch is appreciated.

Campbell's CISO canned after lawsuit alleges hour-long rant against staff and customers

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"a fucking piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer"

This chap's tirade could understudy Malcom Tucker (In the Thick of It) although the Scots accent and and Capaldi's performance (and eyebrows) really ginger the role up.

Ex-CISA officials, CISOs dispel 'hacklore,' spread cybersecurity truths

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Sort of agree …

I wouldn't disagree with their take but I would be more enthusiastic if their www.hacklore.org web site didn't require javascript to access anything other than their open letter.

For anyone in IT it is pretty clear that wagon loads of bullshit and gratuitous theatre typically delivered by the ITsec fraternity can largely be ignored with very little risk.

Unfortunately the vast majority of the polloi are unable to distinguish between the bullshit and any genulne actionable security advice.

Computers, phones, the internet and pretty much everything are for them are as opaque and incomprehensible as "magick" was to our distant forebears. It is a different and arguably retrograde reality compared with that of my grand parents' times.

Lifeboat docks with Tiangong after cracked capsule triggers emergency rendezvous

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"repair kit for a cracked window on the Shenzhou-20 spacecraft."

I assume the repair kit will allow the recovery of the patched Shenzhou-20 to return to Earth uncrewed ?

The whole episode demonstrates a maturity in the Chinese manned space program that was once the hallmark of NASA.

The right stuff. ✓

70-hour work weeks no longer enough for Infosys founder, who praises China’s 996 culture

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Re: On the subject of weather offices websites

"I wonder how much it has cost us for them to make things worse?"

The Australian Bureau of Meteorology recently managed to piss a mere AUD96 million up the wall to fuck up their web site. Admittedly bit of a mixed metaphor but the same tool is usually involved.

I guess more in the UK as the Brits are generally better at this sort of thing. :)

Meta knows how bad its sites are for kids, say lawyers

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Re: I thank the FSM i grew-up before social media

But they are long gone from my life, and there would be no hope of finding them again.

All part of growing up. Accepting loss and change; that things fade and end. Life is bitter·sweet or it's a poor simulcrum of life.

So much of the pleasure of unexpectedly meeting someone you lost track of decades ago, is that it was totally unanticipated.

Omniscience must be incredibly boring.

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Re: I thank the FSM i grew-up before social media

Mind you “unliking” someone might have involved a physical altercation.

In which case I reckon we would share many of the usual suspects on our "unlike" lists.

X's location tags remind users of the internet's oldest rule: Trust nothing

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Re: YOU DON'T SAY

"the information shown might not be entirely accurate."

I would read that as:

"the information shown might not be entirely inaccurate."

In the case of X I imagine that risk would be vanishingly small,

Anthropic reduces model misbehavior by endorsing cheating

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Re: Human traits then, eh?

"I know Dilbert is very much cancelled these days."

Scott Adams is/was cancelled.

I don't recall Dilbert ever uttering anything that might offend the exquisite sensitivities of the cancellati although they now have much bigger fish to fry now and seemingly with a lot less oxygen.

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"reward hacking"

Australian English already had a word rort which sort of covers this behaviour.

Until AI can fear a visit from the toe cutters† setting these boundaries is not likely to be very effective.

Recognising and understanding rules then choosing to obey those rules presupposes at least consciousness if not free will which convinces me that the AI bros are either total grifters or irretrievably lost in La-la Land; probably both.

† likely never.

Old-school rotary phone dials into online meetings, hangs up when you slam it down

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Re: I have some old phones

Bashing the receiver rest to "dial" numbers worked in coin boxes to make phone calls for free.

Phreaking ?

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Its construction is a masterclass in turn-of-the-century electrical design;

Very much turn of last century. ;)

I'm just taking the piss as clearly meaning fin-de-siècle.

Curiously I grew up in a village in a house built in the 1880s that still used one of those phones and a village exchange employing local switchboard operators until the early 1970s. "Number please ?"

The two giant 1.5V cells inside the wooden box is an abiding memory. Later when the phones were being discarded we mucked around with the ringer dynamo(?) as you could receive a palpable shock from them.

Atlassian ran a tabletop DR simulation that revealed it lived in dependency hell

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The before and after images

could be a particularly aggressive malignancy metastasizing. ;)

Not entirely surprised given some of the problems that Atlassian has had over the last vew years.

Perhaps their experience will prod other organisations into review their systems—if they have anyone left that can still to make of the mess.

Or they could pass the whole can of worms to their AI which exhibits a certain elegant (sic) symmetry between the humungous and problematical dependency graph, and the even larger ineffable LLM that is expected to solve the problem.

Microsoft wedges tables into Notepad for some reason

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Re: And in other news

I guess that KISS is a banned 4 letter word in Redmond Towers these days.

Unless applied to certain arses.

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Re: Risk and reward

$diety —Ah, presumably the god of weight loss?

Goddess, apparently ;)

echo -n $diety … Anorexia

Although the goddess at whose shrine Microsoft makes regular monthly offerings would be Bulimia.

DragonFire laser to be fitted to Royal Navy ships after acing drone-zapping trials

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"the size of a £1 coin (similar diameter to a US quarter) "

Què és això? — You will have to forgive me I'm from Barcelona. ;)

22.50 mm round £1 coin (<2017)

23.43 mm twelve sided £1 coin (>2017)

Anything like 50kW delivered to 10 mm circle at 1000m even for a minute is ~ 3MJ — that would devalue your pound faster than the Chancellor. ;)

At £10 a shot and the average retail price in the UK ~26p/kWh roughly 40 kWh (144MJ) per shot… more wholesale ;)

Which suggests the 50kW is the continuous supply and laser is operated intermittently with stored energy to produce pulses with considerably greater power.

This Thanksgiving, top your turkey with Cranberry sOSS to fund open source

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When is Thanksgiving anyway?

It's the first Monday following the Black Friday sales, surely ? /c

The tartness of cranberry sOSS could be quite refreshing with sausages (the making of which incurs a certain lack of curiosity which is shared with closed source software.)

UK Covid-19 Inquiry finds early pandemic surveillance was weeks out of date

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Re: Just to be clear

Anti-vaxxers are scientifically ignorant and should be roundly ignored.

I would have gone for thrashed.