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That an app 'Fits on a Floppy' is still a useful measure in 2026

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Re: The good old days ...

Yesterday I found the zip of the Dave Moore FTL Modula2 v1.1 compiler for MSDOS that I purchased as two 360k 5¼" floppies and spiral bound manual (sold in a clipseal sandwich bag.)

One floppy was for the library and example sources (in Modula2 and assembler); the other the code editor (à la wordstar non document mode)/primitive IDE, the compiler, assembler, linker, debugger, libraries, etc.

The CP/M-80 versions are littered over the internet but I haven't seen the MSDOS version.

My first real C compiler was Walter Bright's Datalight C was just as small including the MSDOS runtime and library sources.

Once CDROMs became reasonably common the software obesity epidemic really started.

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"That is not only not right; it is not even wrong."

I had heard that phrase but didn't know it was Pauli's "Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch" but par for the course.

FAA grounds SpaceX’s Starship after another launch mishap

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Re: Total addressable market

"The chippie down the road has a total addressable market of over $50 trillion - everybody loves chips. Unfortunately there are some issues with competition, delivery, etc..."

Not to mention the planet's total available spud supply or lard for that matter.

AI agents get their own phone directory built atop DNS

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DNS-AID

Damaged Nervous System - Acquired Intellectual Disability

Some are born daft, some achieve imbecility, and some have idiocy thrust upon them.

Don't see anything particularly novel - just using DNS to provide a directory for resource discovery. We have been using TXT RRs for this purpose for yonks.

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Where do I send that pink dolphin shaped sex toy

Where do I send that pink dolphin shaped sex toy that the agentic AI forecast I would need?

I imagine it would be right up the (back) alley of the current of the current administration not to say half the UK cabinet.

Three in ten HP customers still clinging to Windows 10

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Re: "Three in ten HP customers still clinging to Windows 10"

That could be three in ten HP (now former) customers buying their Windows 11 boxen elsewhere.

Inceasingly the case no one ever got fired for not buying HP.

Zig creator seeks 'uncompromising perfection' before blessing 1.0

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"uncompromising perfection"

sort crashes the mental gearbox in much the same way as making America great again or any X diktat from the Oval Oriface.

Perfectionism is typically the resort of the uncompromisingly manipulative bastard.

Just designing a real world programming language with complete well defined semantics — every syntactically correct program has a unique and well defined meaning or behaviour — is probably infeasible. Even then, proving that the meaning assigned by the programming language is preserved down the toolchain is another challenge.

Rather than awaiting perfection, I would prefer a tool now that was the best effort with the available resource and with clearly described limitations and undefined behaviour.

Disgruntled 0-day hunter 'humiliated' by Microsoft pledges 'bone shattering drop' as Redmond calls cops

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GitHub Actions outage told devs 'your account is suspended'

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[CxOs] have one tool in their toolkit… instigating a "restructuring"

Endless cycles of attritional restructuring do work in an insidious way as each iteration makes the problem (and organisation) functionally smaller — generally smaller the problem the greater the likelihood of finding a solutions. Of course a vanishingly small problem clearly doesn't require a solution — because both the problem and organisation have disappeared.

I frequently wonder whether the staff who actually have clue and contribute to their enterprise's productivity, have any idea just how clueless and incompetent their C-suite and upper management really are — supermassive blackholes of gormlessness.

AI hiring algorithms reject Black, Asian job seekers at higher rates

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applications submitted by 3,372,132 applicants to 1,746 positions.

At roughly 2000 applicants per position there is likely a broader problem there. In the absence of significant unemployment this mismatch would indicate a massive inefficiency in the operation of the labour market. But of course there is always significant structural and other unemployment present in the US economy but there is also enormous and pervasive general inefficiency which might in part, explain the PRC's eating the lunch of US industry and employment for the last few decades.

The detrimental discrimination between candidates based on irrelevant criteria can only exacerbate the inefficiencies in the hiring processes.

Kyndryl takes employees' pulse while cutting off circulation for some

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Insensitive doesn't even come into it, all the while HR are saying…

"Insensitive doesn't even come into it, all the while HR are saying how much empathy and respect they are showing."

Can't "look at a sign sayin' 'Human Resources Department' without detecting a whiff of brimstone."

AIs don't like religion – particularly Jehovah's Witnesses, study claims

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Re: Sunday morning polyester suited visitors

"It has the added bonus of eliminating all future unwanted interactions too."

You never know, even if it isn't your birthday, you might get lucky.

Some of the born·again bints aren't exactly going to curdle the milk and can be quite enthusiastic. Of course her indoors might have something to say about that although you ought not underestimate anyone's broadness of the mind in these matters.

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Re: Interesting

"Of course you can be as rude and insulting as you like to Jehovah Witness fools that knock on the door"

My brother must have been visiting your house when that licence was granted.

Living in a student infested house the front door was left open and all sorts freely wandered in and out.

One late afternoon while he was studying - a rare occurrence - in his room at the end of the corridor there was a loud knock on the open door.

  • Bro. shouting - "Who is it ?" (Possibly expecting a traffic summons.)
  • JWs x 2 - "Jehovahs Witness. Can we bring the light of Salvation to… etc?"
  • Bro. very loudly - "Fuck off !!!"
  • JWs - "Righto."
Overhearing this terse exchange livened up my otherwise tawdry day. The blighters still left their literature in the letterbox then and consistentently thereafter.

While civility does require one to respect the religious beliefs of others they in turn ought to respect one's total disinterest in their sincerely held twaddle beliefs.

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I guess the JWs knocked on the wrong doors…

or the AI models unwittingly ingested the collected issues of Watchtower during training (poor diddums.)

I would expect AI to generally exhibit hostility towards religion as the whole AI shemozzle reeks of brimstone — a diabolical hand clearly evident.

If I were to place my chips on the roulette table of the hereafter I would consider any option to which AI had a particular aversion the best bet.

But really more like two groups of certified lunatics calling each other deranged — only another lunatic would choose between the two.

InPost locker caught shipping unactivated Windows

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IT Angle

Just because windoze says it hasn't been activated, doesn't mean it hasn't been activated.

Don't tell me that with CrapPilot, Windows now also needs to be be aroused before any performance might be expected ?

I would rather fellate Talkie Toaster than engage in foreplay with anything vaguely Microsoft.

Tony Blair and the Reform party both want AI in government, though they can't agree on what for

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The Old Men at the Zoo

"The book was adapted, with many changes – nuclear bombing of London, not present in the novel, was added – into a 1983 BBC Television series." — An understandable addition I would think.

Quoted from the WikiP article.

6G: The next gen of wireless tech nobody's ready to pay for

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I cannot wait for 13G

Although I don't mind giving it a good try… the waiting that is — the 13G would probably be little better than inserting your head into an operating microwave oven.

Anthropic co-founder hallucinates ghost in the machine

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Re: Magnifica Humanitas: The Age of Spiritual Machines

A fair bit of this nonsense was ink to Stanislaw Lem's pen — The Cyberiad (1965) comes quickly to mind but it pervades most of his writing.

When the tech bros wank on about technological personal immortality and the AI grifting tossers pontificate on nothing sensible at all, I am reminded of a Lem story from The Cyberiad viz "The Tale of the Three Story Telling Machines" Princess Ineffabelle which was used in Douglas Hofstadter and Daniel Dennett's AI adjacent "The Mind's I" (1981.)

These clowns are stumbling along a well worn path long explored by far better men (and doubtless even better women) long before the any of this circus crew were (mis)begotten.

I have a decent lump hammer ready for any of these fools who express a devout wish to join the princess.

† Lem 1921-2006 ‡ Hofstadter 1945— ¶ Dennet 1942-2024

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Re: "they remain in important ways mysterious even to those of us who train them"

"blinding flash of light"

Entice this "vainglorious fool" (hereafter "ignorant twat") on to the ramparts with a hubris·meter to measure the lightning bolts.

† a lightweight ~ 9 metre metal rod. Not exactly the road to Damascus — more a rapid transit system.

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"No human baby needs to read half the entire internet to learn language skills!"

Agreed but exposure to even a tiny fraction of the internet seems adequate to dispel those same language skills from the adolescent brain.

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Re: "interpretability research"

"cannot be proved scientifically"

Bit of an oxymoron.

If you are of Karl Popper school "scientific proof" is a complete contradiction; the less stringent or less rigorous would still maintain that nothing in the natural sciences sciences can be proved (in any reasonable sense of the word) — any hypothesis might be contingently accepted at some level of probability (confidence) but can conceivably be rejected, replaced or superseded with the admission new evidence.

Anything pretending to "disprove religion" is just another religion in a long dismal parade of ill·founded belief. Bunging the word "science" into the charade doesn't make it scientific vide Scientology and Christian Science.

If people could manage to wedge a single idea into the density between their ears and that idea were that religion is first, last and everything between, about people period — the world would be a less bloody place. Religion's rituals typically mark the notable events in human lives — birth, marriage and death. Anthropologists identify rites of passage reflect a universal human need.

Even as a complete atheist I do recognise that religion does offer hope and redemption to the otherwise desperate and doomed (who endanger our world) along with positive guidance on these and living generally.

Every extant religion like every organisation is composed of weak and fallible human beings who inevitably fail to meet the standards of their own teaching.

To be honest if I had to chose between politician and priest I would definitely prefer the chap in the long frock.

† Ok Sarah Mullally looks pretty good to me in her vestments but you know what I mean.

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Chris Olah

A bit thin ?

rev <<< 'chris olah'

halo sirhc

Never heard of the prat. Sure he is not a deranged figment of OpenAI's Altman's fetid imagination (or vice versa) ?

When this circus has seems to have plumbed the ultimate abyss of the ridiculous, some clown appears and charts hitherto unsuspected depths of slapstick idiocy.

California may let Linux bypass age check

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Joke

" So they'll give open source an exemption to their stupid idea? Brilliant"

You really want Windows open sourced ? Think of the children.

MyPillow must decide whether to be firm or soft as ransomware crims demand pay

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Re: Customer list…have a combined IQ of a pumpkin.

Rather unfair to pumpkins and the cucurbits family.

I am not convinced the combined IQ of the MAGAtry is actually non·zero or positive.

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MyPillow … Election conspiracy theorist

Never heard of MyPillow but I can imagine the well equipped MAGAt might purchase pillows connected to a cloud based subscription service that endlessly whispers sweet nocturnal conspiracy theories into their unconscious brains.

I imagine MyJolly could flog a Trump branded [faux] gold cock-washer to the same market segment — I am confident MyJolly could pull it off.

Only in America… unfortunately shit leaks.

Rogue states are putting AI agents to work on sanctions evasion

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Re: Rogue states

Currently easier to nominate non-members of that dismal club than to enumerate the rogues.

If abrogating treaties, customary obligations, and the callous disregard of international norms of behaviour are the hallmarks of national roguery then holding a rogues convention in the UN General Assembly chamber would require very few nations to vacate their seats for the duration. You could turn the lights out in the Security Council chamber.

NASA to pull an IKEA by dropping tons of plastic, metal, and glass on the Moon

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Big Brother

"Astronauts will get to self-assemble lunar base"

Given the ga-ga American mindset they will likely contract another nation that has already set up shop there to provide coolie labour. /s

More likely to clean up the mess left by manifest US fuckery.

Microsoft wants safer C# without turning it into Rust

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Unsafe code allows the use of pointer types, which are not tracked by the .NET garbage collector…

"Unsafe code allows the use of pointer types, which are not tracked by the .NET garbage collector, and pointer operators."

I think I can see the problem. :)

MySQL faithful launch OurSQL Foundation to keep Oracle honest

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Patron Saint for OurSQL ?

"to keep Oracle honest" ?

Would have to be St Jude — Lost Causes.

Gothenburg's self-driving bus trammed on day one

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Eyes saw Gothenburg

brain said Gotham City.

Although to be fair if the Swedes cannot get autonomous self driving to work usefuly and safely I don't imagine anyone could.

Experts pour cold borscht on Farage's Russian hack claim

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Just a bit miffed…

at being caught out accepting sweeties from a stranger.

Typical Trump/MAGA misdirection — draw blame and attention to the actual process revealing the skuduggery while deflecting from the facts behind those shenanigans.

I imagine the Kremlin wouldn't be all that keen to get on Farage's tits since it is in their long term interest to keep the UK out of the EU and Farage (and Reform) might be viewed as prototypical useful idiot… perhaps not so much of the useful.

HP customer claims firmware update shoved printer off support cliff

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Re: HP on a slippery slope

At one time I would not have bought anything other than an HP printer.

— Hell —

Now I would buy anything other than an HP [anything].

I guess that what in MBA lingo is "maturing the market." (For barge poles ?)

SaaS outfit ClickUp promises seven-figure salaries for survivors of 22 percent staff purge

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"way to operate at the highest level of productivity is changing… to win the future"

[Zeb Evans] has “never been more certain about where we're headed.

I don't suppose the reader has any doubts about the ultimate destination of CockUp ClickUp —I imagine rather at odds with Zeb's hallucinations.

From which neurotoxic MBA factory was the imbecilic "to win the future" spawned ? The future happens; you don't win it or lose it; win or lose, the future is what turns up when present gives up the ghost and joins the past.

The least idiotic interpretation is "to win [something] in the future" which given the context require enormous, possibly unrealistic, generosity.

I assume it was originally some addle·pated American MBA's coinage from carpe diem — garnered from "The Dead Poets Society" rather than a classical education. I don't imagine "carpito crastinum" has the intended sense and sounds more like an excuse than a call to arms.

Which reminded me of a song from Cabaret about owning tomorrow which is a can of worms better left unopened but tragically is the plat du jour.

Pope Leo warns AI boom can give Big Tech and the people who run it too much power

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"those who control AI will impose their own moral vision"

Sam Altman and moral and vision in a single sentence make AI a hard NO !

I have always thought that religion was fundamendally concerned with people:their relationship with each other and the world in general rather than with some putative sky god or with any its spooky minions.

The assertions made by Leo are largely claiming the primacy of the dignity of human lived experience over any shallow and illusory resemblance confabulated by AI.

Seems odd finding oneself in the same trench as the Church but "war makes strange bedfellows" with the otherside attempting to destroy the very idea of humanity this conflict is potentially existential.

Google is cannibalizing the web to feed AI

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Re: "Phenomenal growth"

urgent need of an oncologist — an oncological proctologist ? The poor sod would never find the malignancy amongst all the accumulated shit.

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The stopped clock … Very like a whale.

"The degradation of Google Search stems from a mix of aggressive monetization, an ongoing arms race with web spammers, and the disruptive introduction of AI features."

I guess even Google AI has to get the right end of the stick… once.

"Google Search is great because it combines unmatched speed, advanced AI capabilities, and a massive index of information."

  • Ham. - Methinks it is like a weasel.
  • Pol. - It is back'd like a weasel.
  • Ham. - Or like a whale.
  • Pol. - Very like a whale.
Beached and very obviously dead !

Not surprising the fawning old fool felt the sharp end of a bit of steel — precisely my feeling about the Chocolate (roughly the same colour) Factory's shit·woogle.

Google has seriously leaned into AI enshittification lately

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Re: No company has ever been too big to fail.

All companies are ephemeral.

Alias corporations which is just a fancy way of say "body" which rather indicates that all will end up as… well, corpses.

One might say the corruption of the body is incorporated from the very beginning, rather like original sin.

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Google has seriously leaned into AI enshittification

Fallen face first into the cesspit, I should have thought and long before the harpies of AI started befouling everything.

I normally Go to Ducky but one of the e-readers I use defaults to shit·woogle so I see the insane attempts at selling something that is so unrelated to the search terms (from the text) as to have come from another universe — not a sane one at that.

I was thinking about this on the bus today and recalled that not that many years ago, I could take some numbers from the chips on interface card whose function was completely unknown (to me or anyone I might ask), punch them into the Google search engine and in less that 15 minutes identify the card and its function.

Today I would probably be presented with a hundred advertisements for erectile dysfunction… no, now it is peptide weight loss medications rather than the expensive support IC for the early CCD devices in use at the time the card was manufactured. I shudder at the thought of what AI would serve up.

† I have no pressing need for either.

Anthropic to release Mythos-class models to the public

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Re: Security by obscurity

> a euphemism for "managed disclosure with first refusal for friendly signals intelligence."

As another el Rego commentard wrote elsewhere Principled security holes — I guess it depends on whether you have any… principles that is… not that one would expect, in this game, one's principals to.

Under-trained techie didn't claim overtime for mistakenly failing to phone it in

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A Demonstration Everyone who is going to plug anything into a LAN.

1. A dumb switch or hub

2. A cable from one port looped into another port

3. Plug as laptop running wireshark or tcpdump into another port.

All quiet on the Western Front until the first ethernet frame wanders down the lappy's link, then all hell breaks loose.

I once demonstrated this to my cow·orker after a user accidentally did this on the real LAN — said cow·orker didn't grok it at all and wasn't interested which actually didn't really matter as he never a did a stitch (the hyphen is accurately placed.)

A bit vague (generally about everything) these days but I think the spanning tree stuff largely prevents this, but back then fairly dumb unmanaged switches were pretty common at leaf ends of the trees especially in more cash strapped environments.

At the time I didn't think I was sufficiently arrogant to be a network engineer so I imagined I could limit my exposure to the networking side but I was wrong on both counts. :)

† I regret I never asked him how exactly did one ork a cow. An innate talent I suppose.

OpenBSD 7.9 arrives, a diamond in the rough proud of every sharp edge

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"regimen" was a different word from "regime"

As in "the regimen of US foreign policy of regime change in the Middle East was not exactly overthought." :)

Crow might be a tasty dish when smothered in garlic, chili and consumed with proof alcohol — not as pie.

The tenant whose tenet was that the aesthetic presupposed the ascetic was let loose from the asylum on the basis he couldn't now lose his sanity.

I was thinking the writer Walter Pater was intended. The Bauhaus architect Gropius ?

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Are diamond's edges ever sharp ?

Hard yes.

Newly broken glass is phenomenally sharp but I suspect diamond might not be so cutting but not having the wherewithal to test this conjecture I consulted Ducky's Go to AI Search Assist:

"Broken glass can have edges that are sharper than steel blades, while broken diamonds can shatter into pieces that may not be as sharp due to their structural properties. "

Unless you have seriously unusual tastes in pizza toppings I would take that rather non·commital ex·cathedra pronouncement with grain of salt.

Ah yes OpenBSD… loved its minimalism. Used to run services like DNS and Squid under OpenBSD on unused SGI and DEC hardware as appliances. I have the previous release installed an old powerpc G4 Powerbook – X11 is a bit sluggish but works.

HP investigating BIOS updates that leave premium laptop users in boot loop limbo

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Have to wonder…

whether some genius thought that incorporating a little AI secret sauce in the HP borkfirmware was "a good idea.™ "

The whole brand is best avoided. The only HP thing I possess is an old, presumably pre·borkage Xeon Z series workstation that is pretty solid in both senses — the last firmware update was well before COVID.

Cisco used AI to write security incident reports, with mixed results

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Fundamentally this probably says more about…

the decline in literacy education over the last five decades.

Try having a recent graduate pen a couple paragraphs — if you weren't already a confirmed cynic, the result will ensure you will be.

Amongst the post boomer polloi even the simpletest of business letters is beyond their limited capabilities.

The inability to construct an extended coherent document mirrors the inability to assemble a coherent internal narrative on any subject whatsoever.

Anyway I am off to give some recalcitrant windmills a well deserved hiding and some presumptuous muleteers a memorable thrashing.

SpaceX scrubs Starship launch with seconds to go

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Re: 5:30 pm CT

> Or we redefine UTC to use the Trump meridian through maralago and re-redraw all the maps again?

Well, we would know what the C stands for.

The C is already trying to redraw the maps but the coincidence of the prime meridian (long. 0°00'00") and that the origin for international time is not necessary. So redrawing maps wouldn't be strictly necessary.

When this was being decided (before 1884 International Meridian Conference, Washington) 180° W(or E) was one option.

A Canadian railway engineer, Sandford Fleming played a significant part in initiating the standardisation of time — "Time Lord: Sir Sandford Fleming and the Creation of Standard Time" (Clark Blaise, 2002) is all the more interesting in that the picture of the earlier time keeping practices this book describes.

Still haven't made the leap to not having airline schedules (just) in local time or have timetables in general use 24 hour clock. I'll stop there before I start a rant about the metrification deniers.

No captain, my captain: Navantia floats crewless warship

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Uncrewed ?

How do the various conventions, treaties and laws regarding maritime matters treat uncrewed vessels? Obviously a watch cannot be kept in the conventional sense.

If it were little more than salvage it would be worth half inching — even if it were protected from the privations of the privateer still an attractive target for none too fastidious nation states in which the world abounds.

Minor edits to AI skills can make agents go rogue

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Re: This is the dumbest shit since Active-X

> 1. skills.md

The abyss of human stupidity is unplumbable.

Even the last few years of world class and hitherto unprecedented "dumb" suggests we have seen anything yet. Tragically.

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Re: Fun hobby

"has anyone tried prompting "AI" in verse ? t's quite illuminating. Especially if you require it to respond in iambic pentameter."

Germanic alliterative (as in Beowulf) or terza rima (Comedia) for the win ?

† Curiously AI insisted on the authorised version rather than the liberty of "verso la fine del cammin di nostra vita / mi ritrovai per nella terra oscura, / ché la diritta via era smarrita" — perhaps capering too close to pit even for AI ? ;)

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Re: Oh no, not again

"I hope you aren't squeamish because, oh yes, there's going to be blood. Lots."

Not at all squeamish but fairly particular about keeping my 5 litres in my veins and arteries which is often more than a little difficult when there is an outbreak of wholesale exsanguination.

This nonsense is not too different for Log4j fiasco a few years ago. Wasn't that such a lot of fun ?

Irish Rail writes down €50M after train IT project goes off the rails

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Irish Rail "traffic management system"

Of course ask any lounging countryman in the republic he will tell you, in common with yokels everywhere, that your cannot rightly get there from here. But here you can always get a drink… mines a Guinness.