* Posts by Ian Johnston

2622 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Sep 2007

One careful driver: Make room in the garage... Bloodhound jet-powered car is up for sale

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Re: What's the point of anything?

They claimed that the school outreach programme was central, but I don't think that was ever more than a bit of CSR puff for sponsors wanting to hide the fact that they were splashing their shareholders' cash on a boys' toy. F1 in Schools has a far more coherent and far more interesting programme.

There may be not one but two new air leaks in International Space Station: Russian boss tells us not to panic

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Is spare air regularly taken up to the ISS?

Must 'completely free' mean 'hard to install'? Newbie gripe sparks some soul-searching among Debian community

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What's needed, I think, is a way to distinguish between the ideologically pure operating system which doesn't actually work and the running-dog revanchist version which does. I suggest that, in honour of the greatest single obstructor of free software, we call the former "GNU/Linux" (Generally Not Usable) and the latter "Linux".

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Re: Is that all you've got?

Years ago my first attempt at installing Linux was putting Mandrake (iirc) on a machine which already had OS/2 and W98 on it. Those two played nicely, but the Linux install screwed my disk so badly I had to reinstall everything from scratch.

I posted to uk.comp.os.linux in search of advice and while a few people were very helpful, two or three spent a lot of time telling me that I was lying, that Linux couldn't do what I said it had done and that I was therefore obviously a paid Microsoft shill.

How charming it is to see some of that attitude persisting.

Two wrongs don't make a right: They make a successful project sign-off

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Re: Talking of getting it wrong

I've you haven't already done so, you'll now discover that because Amazon doesn't allow food items to be returned, there is no possible way to report them damaged on arrival. I get apple juice from them on a monthly order and when one lot turned up with two bust cartons I just had to grin and bear it.

Boeing will cough up $2.5bn+ to settle US fraud charge over 737 Max safety

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$2.5bn? Wow, that's the price of 20 737 Maxes. They have so far made more than 800.

Open-source contributors say they'll pull out of Qt as LTS release goes commercial-only

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Re: Open source

Closed source: support is a cost, so the financial incentive is to write good code with clear documentation.

Open source: support is a profit centre, so the financial incentive is to write bad code with obscure or no documentation.

Julian Assange will NOT be extradited to the US over WikiLeaks hacking and spy charges, rules British judge

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If the appeal fails I strongly suspect that something Eichmann-y will happen to him

The curse of knowing a bit about IT: 'Could you just...?' and 'No I haven't changed anything'

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Re: Printers attached to PC's

I recently took a LaserJet 1100 to the skip when its paper pickup mechanism failed beyond my ability to repair with the few parts still available. Since it had been running continually since 1999, it did pretty well.

A few years ago I bought a cheap HP All-in-one DeskJet thingy. It had wifi. but setup failed and that's when I discovered that you got precisely one shot at it. There was no "undo" or "factory reset" facility, so if something went wrong with the setup there was no way to try again. It only cost £30 from Tesco and it worked OK on USB, but still ...

I now have a Brother laser printer which is a flimsy thing and probably won't last long. On the other hand, it cost me £60 and the LJ1100 cost (iirc) about £200, twenty years ago.

I built a shed once. How hard can a data centre be?

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Or they're just exorcaising their raights to use the Quane's hayway.

'Best tech employer of the year' threatened trainee with £15k penalty fee for quitting to look after his sick mum

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EDS (Ross Perot's company) was pulling this "You owe us a fortune if you resign because training" stunt thirty years ago. One of my contemporaries at university was trapped by them.

UK finally signs off on Square Kilometre Array Observatory Convention

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Re: Worth noting...

It's always been like that with radio telescopes. I remember being shown a Manchester University network map 30+ years ago, one link on which was labelled "M6Net". Of course I asked what this was - it turned out to be a graduate student driving from Jodrell Bank to Manchester every Friday afternoon with a boot full of 1/2" magnetic tapes containing that week's observations.

Manchester in those days had one of the national supercomputing centres, in large part to process Jodrell Bank data.

How to leak data via Wi-Fi when there's no Wi-Fi chip: Boffin turns memory bus into covert data transmitter

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Re: Early WiFi ? (LOL)

The skin effect is about distribution of alternating currents within a conductor, not about penetration of externally applied fields. Common misconception.

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Re: Early WiFi ? (LOL)

I'm delighted to find someone who knows what a Faraday cage is - and, more important, what it isn't.

Top tip from the original Task Manager taskmaster: Don't put your phone number on that debug message box

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Years ago I was asked to have a look at program running on an ancient computer in a university's psychology department, running an equally ancient version of Unix. So ancient, in fact, that when I typed "man <something other>" it replied "If you need help with this, go and see Brian Kernighan in Room 3708".

Linus Torvalds launches Linux kernel 5.10, warns devs not to send 5.11 code too close to Christmas

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Thanks. Even so, for such an internationally important project to be so informally dependent on a very small number of people still seems a bit risky.

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What happens to the Linux kernel when Linus retires, dies from COVID-19 or simply falls under a bus? The whole project seems extraordinarily dependent on one person.

SpaceX Starship blows up on landing, Elon Musk says it's the data that matters and that landed just fine

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Re: SN8 flight was to test multiple concepts in one go

If it had blown up on the LAUNCH pad, the test wouldn't have been considered as successful :)

You underestimate both Elon Musk and his fanboiz.

A 1970s magic trick: Take a card, any card, out of the deck and watch the IBM System/370 plunge into a death spiral

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Related to the quote by Colin Chapman on how to design a sports car: "Simplify and add lightness."

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Re: Broken NFS

I once managed to set my password on a university VAX to something which the password setter allowed as a new password but which it would not accept as a current one. Neither would the login system. Ah, the happy days when the sysadmin could pull down an OS source listing (in SNOBOL, I think) and work out how to sort things.

Channel Isles cop sacked after abusing police database to track down women drivers for Instagram 'comic' page

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It's PC gone mad, I tell you.

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Re: Police Abusing Powers

The Stanford Prison experiment proved and proves nothing, except that one particular group of people behaved in one particular way on one particular occasion. That psychology affords it the slightest credibility shows why the who field has a catastrophic replication crisis.

Arecibo Observatory brings forward 'controlled demolition' plans by collapsing all by itself

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Re: ::insert moment of silence::

It's the Forth Road Bridge which goes <plink> every so often. The suspension cable were, as you say, woven in situ with around 10,000 strands of piano wire each side and are unrepairable. Its replacement, the Queensferry Crossing, has been designed so that any of its cable stays can be replaced without even closing the bridge.

I work therefore I ache: Logitech aims to ease WFH pains with Ergo M575 trackball mouse

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I haven't had a mouse for about 20 years - I use IBM or Lenovo trackpoint keyboards. Very convenient and my desk can be as untidy as I like.

The GIMP turns 25 and promises to carry on being the FOSS not-Photoshop

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It may have been a sex joke at first, but "gimp" as a derisory term for people with difficulties walking was first recorded by the OED in 1925. The development team know that perfectly well, and their decision to keep on using the slur was reported in El Reg fairly recently.

And, of course, if they want their software to be more widely used in professional circles (and there is no reason why they should want that, of course) giving it a sex-joke name really isn't any better than giving it an anti-disabled name.

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It's just a shame that the developers are so pigheadedly insistent on using an anti-disabled insult as a hah-hah-aren't-we-edgy acronym. They wouldn't use "New Image Generation and Graphical Editing Resource" and they shouldn't bloody use "GIMP" either.

Manchester United working with infosec experts to 'minimize ongoing IT disruption' caused by 'cyber attack'

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"All critical systems required for matches to take place at Old Trafford remain secure and operational," it added. As such, today's game against West Bromwich Albion took place as scheduled.

A spokesman for the club said there was nothing further to add at this stage and as such would not answer questions we asked about the variant of threat the club was forced to defend itself against.

If there is one group which needs to be shunned by society even more than people who refer to "myself", it's people who use "as such" when they mean "therefore".

Not on your Zoom, not on Teams, not Google Meet, not BlueJeans. WebEx, Skype and Houseparty make us itch. No, not FaceTime, not even Twitch

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Re: What does videoconferencing provide

That audio conferencing does not? Where's the need to see the faces of those you are talking to?

Away from the superimposed circles of "Works in IT or STEM" and "Has ASD" in the Great Venn Diagram of Humanity, many people do actually prefer to see the person or people they are talking to. For the Aspies and the pyjama'ed, there's always "Turn off video"

They’ve only gone and bloody done it – yawn – again! NASA, SpaceX send four to ISS

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To be blunt, given the easily obtainable detail on SpaceX's launch success, refurbishment and relaunch cadence, reliability and dramatically reduced launch costs in comparison to every other existing launch system

Last year they raised $1.3bn and this year $2.1bn from investors. It's easy to reduce launch costs when VCs are willing to make up the difference.

Shock news: NASA lunar ambitions might be a bit too... ambitious

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Like space exploration, sex is much better done by robots. For a start you can have more of them, and they don't need to breathe.

Nokstalgia: HMD Global introduces yet another homage to the past – a 4G rework of the Nokia 6300

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Coo. Looks nice. If only they would do the Nokia 6220c, which was the best phone I ever had. Infinite battery life, cracking good camera with a xenon flash, easy to use. I still have its cold, dead corpse lying about somewhere.

Microsoft warns against SMS, voice calls for multi-factor authentication: Try something that can't be SIM swapped

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Which is great for those of who live, as I do, a mile and a half away from the nearest mobile signal.

California backs Proposition 22: Great news for Uber, Lyft as their drivers can work as indie contractors

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America is just weird. Where else would poor employment protection and exorbitant healthcare be vote winners amongst the poor? Sorry, amongst the temporarily inconvenienced millionaires. Would UK IT workers have been so keen to avoid paying their dues through dodgy contractor status, dodgy loans and so on if they had lost NHS access as a result?

With less than two months left, let's check in on Brexit: All IT systems are up and running and ready to go, says no one

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I for one am shocked, shocked to learn that a government IT project is unlikely to be delivered on time and in usable form. After all, the IT industry has such a glowing track record of success in the NHS, the DWP ...

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Re: "Check an HGV is Ready to Cross the Border"

Haitch is the Catholic pronunciation of the letter which proddies call aitch. Asking passengers to spell a word with That Letter in it was a trick of Belfast cabbies (who were mostly catholic) if they wanted to know whether they were driving One Of Them.

Since the stress is on the first and only syllable, it's "a haitch" or "an aitch", but never "an haitch".

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Re: "Check an HGV is Ready to Cross the Border"

The Victorians were terrified of sounding French, so they insisted on pronouncing the silent "h" at the start of French words like "hotel "and "history". However, they kept the "an" which properly goes before the French pronunciation, probably because they worried that "a hotel" would become "a 'otel" and then it would be all moral degeneration, dancing the can-can and the end of the Empire

They therefore invented a rule that words beginning with an "h" but stressed on the second syllable - like French, but not admitting that it was intended to cover French words, because Victorians did not show fear to Frenchies - should take "an" and keep the "h".

Words starting with "h" and stressed on the first syllable - hedgehog, heart, herd - were exempt and took "a" because the "h" didn't tend to disappear and the risk of Frenchness didn't arise.

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Re: Aimless Anglos

Often claimed, but in reality no one country carries much weight, except perhaps Germany. At best we were the moderating voice against the socialist bloc, and now that we aren't there I'd expect the more vocal conservative countries to start making trouble.

Socialist bloc (with scary soviet-era spelling)? The EU has always been a driver of privatisation and free enterprise. It's not remotely socialist, which is why so many socialist wanted out, as well as the loony right.

We haven't even completed Brexit yet, and it will take years to show the benefits. There will be many issues and problems in the meantime, I'm sure. I seriously cannot see the UK ever voting to rejoin, since we would clearly not have voted to join in the first place if John Major had given us a choice in 1992, and opinion has hardened since.

We joined long before 1992. And it doesn't look as if there will be a "UK" to vote one way or the other within five years or so.

Did I or did I not ask you to double-check that the socket was on? Now I've driven 15 miles, what have we found?

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Re: Failing switches?

Are you also opposed to light switches? After all, you can just remove the bulb.

Similarly, I can turn my toaster off by not making toast.

Switched sockets are a concession to the people who believe that electricity can leak out of live sockets. And who unplug things anyway.

Software engineer leaked UK missile system secrets and refused to hand cops his passwords, Old Bailey told

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Anybody sending sensitive defense data to a foreign nation thus imperiling the defense of the realm should expect and receive really severe consequences, regardless of excuses.

More accurate to say "thus imperilling BAe's profits"

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Away you go to horny jail young sir!

He is fifty.

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Re: giving up personal passcodes

We have the right to remain silent. Demanding passwords contradicts this right, so ought to have been legally overturned.

Some people felt similarly about penalties for refusing to say who was driving your car when it was caught by a speed camera. That went all the way to the European Court, who okayed it.

Got a problem with trust in AI? Just add blockchain, Forrester urges. Then bust out the holographic meetings. Welcome to the future

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Re: Putting the AI in blockchAIn

Surely there has to be a competition between this crowd and Gartner to see who can "predict" the most nonsense

The MIT Media Lab used to be particularly good at this. Negroponte and his acolytes would predict absolutely everything, in the vaguest possible way, and then claim credit for the 5% which turned out to have some distant relation to reality, five or ten years later and quietly forget the rest.

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Re: Yet another desperate attempt to find a use for blockchain

It's been a bit more than a decade now that someone finally found a use for blockchain

They did?

Ubuntu 20.10 goes full Raspberry Pi, from desktop to micro clouds: Full fat desktop on a Pi is usable

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Re: But snap... ?

The two big problems with Snap - for me - are the huge amount of disk space it uses and the need to update manually, there being as far as I can see no equivalent of apt-get update and apt-get upgrade. A further issues is lousy integration with Xubuntu, since only a few Snap applications offer to create /usr/share/applications/<name>.desktop to get the application into the menu system. And even when you do that manually, the next Snap package has a different name so you have to do it again.

sudo apt-get -purge snapd worked very nicely for me.

Good news: Boffins have finally built room-temperature superconductors. Bad news: You'll need a laser, a diamond anvil, and a lot of pressure

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A pity, for superconduction at room temperatures would solve a lot of problems in many domains, from power generation to trains!

It wouldn't really. First of all, Ohmic losses are not a major issue just about anywhere. Secondly, and mainly. superconductors all show significant AC losses.

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Re: Because we don't understand superconductivity very well

I'm sorry to rain on your parade but no, we haven't seen anything to suggest that 373K superconductors are possible, let alone likely and there is absolutely no reason to belief that such a material, if it existed, would have any practical use. HTS has been around for forty years now and the closest they have come to serious use is "Umm, maybe for antennas on the shady side of spacecraft?" and some embarrassed foot-shuffling.

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This report is mildly interesting but misses out - possibly because it's unknown - the most important piece of information, which is "What's the critical current?" One of the reasons High-Tc materials have never taken off is that they all have lousy critical currents at 77K. Cool 'em down to 4.2K and things look much better. Since critical current usually increases linearly with temperature below critical temperature, an 80K Tc material (say) will have twenty times the Ic in helium that is has in nitrogen.

And if you're going to cool stuff down to 4.2K, you might as well use something Niobium based. Cheaper, stronger (those j x B forces), easier to work with, better all round.

If this turns out to be real (I first saw reports of room temperature SC in the early eighties) it is probably no more than a scientific curiosity, like YBBC, BSCCO and the rest of the alphabet soup.

LibreOffice rains on OpenOffice's 20th anniversary parade, tells rival project to 'do the right thing' and die

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Yet another example of holy wars over licences strangling FOSS projects. Anyway ... just 20 years? I was using StarOffice under OS/2 in 1996 and pretty good it was except for its insistence on using its own crappy "desktop" instead of PM. Have you all noticed what the LibreOffice executable is called ... ?

Excel is for amateurs. To properly screw things up, those same amateurs need a copy of Access

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He ran a branch office, which employed 20 people and was responsible for supplying custom servers, built in-house, to connect customers to the outfit's POS network.

That's admirably frank. Unless "POS" means "Point of Sale", in which case it's boringly factual.

BOFH: Rome, I have been thy soldier 40 years... give me a staff of honour for mine age

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Now at last a plausible explanation of why Piper finally retired in Nightingales.