* Posts by Ian Johnston

2622 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Sep 2007

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

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Professional standards

It's that sort of thing that reminds you why legislation is brought in to prevent DIY electrical work.

When I bought a house a couple of years ago I had the electrics checked. It turned out that two double 13A sockets in the sitting room were being fed via a 0.5mm^2 flex taken as a spur off the cellar lighting circuit. That arrangement was the work of professionals and had been signed off by professionals when, before I bought it, the house was let out.

Boston Dynamics' Spot robot embarks on its latest thrilling adventure: Insurance!

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Seems like a perfect example of "a solution in search of a problem".

Ofcom swears at the general public for five days during obscenity survey

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Re: Another one

Americans are incredibly sensitive about "bitch", to the extent that (I am assured) dog-owner forums there will kick you out if you use it instead of their preferred "lady dog".

Canonical gives administrators the chance to drag their feet a bit more on Ubuntu upgrades

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PS The downside for me of 16.04 is that it's lousy at handling USB sound devices, and in particular won't recognise the existence of my lovely Zoom H2n recorder/microphone.

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Mainly things which relied on Python 2 which are now missing or broken, but the increasing reliance on snaps ("Hey! Let's use up much more disk space with stuff which doesn't update automatically even if the developer remembers to check for and include updated version of every single dependency! Say goodbye to troubling consistence and security!") is a pisser too.

The killer for me - for which I don't particularly blame Ubuntu - is that the Citrix NetScaler Gateway VPN client won't run on it.

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Hooray. I incautiously updated a couple of machines from 16.04 to 20.04, which is an absolute dog, I installed 18.04 as a stopgap but now I can return to 16.04 and relax, in the hope that 22.04, 24.04 or 26.04 might actually function.

Sir Clive Sinclair: Personal computing pioneer missed out on being Britain's Steve Jobs

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He invented new, cheaper and better ways of creating things that were already possible by doing the impossible so the rest of us could afford to own them.

Not really. He invented new, cheaper and worse ways of doing things, throughout his career. That scientific calculator could be 30% out in trigonometric functions ...

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Re: Overpromising, underdelivering, but cool, visionary gadgets for the time

Sinclair made junk and then had to price it unprofitably low to sell it. Apple made good stuff and could price it profitably high to sell it. One of these companies exists today.

We're all at sea: Navigation Royal Navy style – with plenty of IT but no GPS

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If you fix the ship's position by taking, say, three bearings from shore landmarks, there will always be an error introduced by the time it takes to physically convey the bearing from the gyro-compass to the chart.

Very simple to allow for that. You can even use it to good advantage: it's the basis of a "running fix", a standard part of the navigator's repertoire. Perhaps the officer quoted is the one whose superior skills put HMS Astute on a rock?

Clegg on its face: Facebook turns to former UK deputy PM to fend off damaging headlines

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We don't need two taps any more, but we're used to them and we like them. Now, shall we talk about those bizarre mains plugs and sockets used across the EU in many forms? The unfused ones which may or may not have an earth and generally don't allocate live and neutral?

Is it OK to use stolen data? What if it's scientific research in the public interest?

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They are using stolen data for personal gain with no consent whatsoever, and I see no convincing argument that doing this benefits anybody else.

On the other hand, if the data is anonymised, using it causes no harm whatsoever to anybody, regardless of consent.

Google extends right-to-be-forgotten to app permissions on older Android devices

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Re: Wrong way round

Are you saying that a data controller is obliged to retain personal data in perpetuity unless the subject agrees that it can be deleted?

Every year we have a data clear-out day at work, when we are all asked to review any personal data we hold and delete anything we no longer need. Should we really be asking the data subjects for permission to do so?

Space tourists splash down in Atlantic Ocean after three days in orbit

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Re: Space tourism?

Old mathematical paradox: What is the smallest uninteresting number?

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Re: When I see...

How exactly did they raise the money?

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Re: Every breath you take...

They'd need another rocket on standby in case he forgot his hat.

RIP Sir Clive Sinclair: British home computer trailblazer dies aged 81

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I was then, and I agree with everything you say. Which is tangential to my point, which is that if Sinclair hadn't done it, someone else would. His computers are viewed with affection not because they were the best game in town but because they were the only game in town, which is why when half decent systems like the BBC Micro came out, Sinclair sank fast and without trace.

It's a bit like those early Amstrad IBM compatibles - from the PC512SD to the PC640DD. They were rubbish, but they dominated the market for a couple of years because they were half the price of anything else.

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You miss my point completely. Yes, Sinclair brought cheap (and crappy) computers to the masses, but if he hadn't done it someone else would, and these threads would be full of people saying "I would never have got interested in IT if it hadn't been for my Oric Atmos / Dragon 32 / Commodore PET / BBC Micro Insert-any-one-of-many-others-here.

Clive Sinclair, to use your analogy, turned computers form complicated unreliable playthings of the wealthy to complicated, unreliable playthings of the masses.

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Re: Z88?

Nope. It was on a shareware site for free with a paid version if you wanted binary transfer enabled.

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Lots of survivor bias here. Sure, plenty of British IT people had their first programming experiences with Sinclair kit, just as most state educated professional sin the 60s went to grammar schools and most people who survived 18th century medical care were treated with leeches. That doesn't actually make Spectrums, grammar schools or leeches good things, because it ignore all the people who were put off, discarded or killed.

Would there have been more programmers if Sinclair's product hadn't been so awful? Possibly not, but it's worth considering.

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His funeral has been announced for next Tuesday. It will take place in April, when they work out how to assemble the very small coffin.

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Re: Z88?

The Z88 was truly excellent. I wrote a program for transferring data between it and the Atari ST. It sold precisely one copy.

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Re: Fraudulent too...

It was a different era, and at least Sir Clive delivered.

Well sometimes. I don't think he was a crook in the sense that I don't think he was intentionally crooked. He just didn't think that normal rules of behaviour should apply to him.

Ex-DJI veep: There was no drone at Gatwick during 2018's hysterical shutdown

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It all reminds me of that time Tony Blair sent tanks to Heathrow, claiming that there was good evidence that terrorists had a surface-to-air missile and were preparing to use it. Curiously enough it happened on the day when he was trying to get one of his wars through the commons. What a remarkable coincidence. And we've never heard anything about the missile since.

BT Wholesale wants the channel to give SMBs a nudge before copper sunset in 2025

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I use A&A in two places and am very happy with them I was able to port two phone numbers to their VOIP service, but I understand that some cannot be ported. Unlike BT, A&A pointed out that when fibre reached my house there was no need to pay line rental for a copper phone line if I went VOIP; as a result my combined data+phone bill is generally about £15/month less than it was with the phone Co-Op.

One minor oddity. My house is FTTP with a 1Gbps connection of which I pay for 80Mbps. The other connection I have is FTTC, also nominally 80Mbps but in practice about twice the speed and far more reliable. Maybe a big city vs countryside thing.

SpaceX prepares to launch four civilians and a glass dome into space

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Musk may be nuts and many of his projects may be daft, but SpaceX rocks the extraterrestrial interior design and costume design worlds. Pure stylish sci-fi. Of course we'll all forget that the first time they kill people.

Cryptocurrency world must protect itself from 'low-quality patents' says Square lawyer as biz joins Open Invention Network

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How do you sue "bitcoin"?

Technology has the potential to close the education divide. Key word: Potential

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Re: It's the economy, stupid!

Also, remember One Laptop per Child?

A well deserved flop, mainly because it was conceived by a bunch of techies with bizarre idea abut how education should happen. Their insistence, for example, that children sitting round a table should be forced to collaborate on line rather than talking to each other.

Morals: (1) Even bright people can be hopelessly wrong when they stray from their field - thank you, Professors Laithwaite and Fleischmann (2) Don't listen to Nicholas Negroponte.

Australia gave police power to compel sysadmins into assisting account takeovers – so they plan to use it

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Re: Possibility

Came here to make the same point, less eloquently. Well said.

That said, is there any limit to the snooping, intrusion and state control which the happy larrikins of the seven penal colonies will gladly accept?

You walk in with a plan. You leave with GPS-tracking Nordic hiking poles. The same old story, eh?

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Re: air compressor

As Anton Chigurh knew well.

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Since the middle of Lidl and Aldi seem mainly designed to occupy stereotypical husbands while their stereotypical wives buy food, I generally refer to the ares as the "aisle of man", though I have also seen and appreciated the "aisle of wtf".

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Re: recommend Witch? magazine

Same in Scotland. See also: "Cool whip".

One of the problems with using synthetic phonics to teach reading here is that many/most of the schemes omit sounds essential in Scotland, like the "hwh" in "which" and the "ch" in "loch". They also tend to think that "four" and "for" sound identical, which confuses the hell out of children.

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Re: Bargle nawdle zouss

I've got one of these too. Not the most powerful one around, but it cost me about seventy quid. which is practically unbeatable.

BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence

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Re: And another classic!

Late to the party, though, since Firefox was redesigned to update itself, freeze and then crash without offering an opportunity to save work. A "feature" which in Linux can't be disabled without tweaking about:config.

Big Blue's quantum rainmaker jumps to room-temp diamond quantum accelerator company

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Horsely said Quantum Brilliance believes it can deliver the tech needed to create diamonds capable of hosting qubits, and the tech to tickle them, within five years.

Yeah, and we'll have electricity from nuclear fusion in ten years.

Boffins unveil SSD-Insider++, promise ransomware detection and recovery right in your storage

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Re: Bin dun before...

That's the feature of VMS which I miss more than any other. I'd pay good money to have it available on Linux.

Council culture: Software test leads to absurd local planning SNAFU

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Re: Not absolutely no means.

Of course a favourite ploy is to secretly damage the roof, have inadequate security on the empty property and a few years later a Council will condemn the listed building.

In Glasgow - my home town - it's traditional for interesting buildings on valuable sites to "go on fire".

Open-source software starts with developers, but there are other important contributors, too. Who exactly? Good question

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Re: who has done most to damage

The people who knows what's needed are called "users" and are traditionally the subject of contempt among FOSS developers on the grounds that either (a) "I don't want to do that so you don't want to do that" or (b) "If you don't like it you're free to modify the source as you want."

Both of which are fine, but lose you any right to complain when your application fails to make a hit or, yet again, it isn't your year on the desktop.

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Quite serious. Zealotry is almost invariably off-putting and every time RMS says "That's GNU/Linux, thank you very much" or "I refuse to talk about open source software" a few more people start backing nervously away, looking for the door.

So yes, I think he has probably done more to damage the FOSS world than anyone else. Extremism is never a good look.

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There's also the inverse problem: who has done most to damage open-source software, whether or not they code? I think it's obvious that RMS is well in the lead, thanks to his obsessive carping over the minutiae of licenses, but there must be many others.

Guntrader breach perp: I don't think it's a crime to dump 111k people's details online in Google Earth format

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Re: He's never heard...

GDPR doesn't affect purely private or household activity. Guntrader should be in biiiiiig trouble, though.

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No doubt the SWRCCU have their excuses and PR well prepared when a family is murdered in their home for their firearms collection.

With what?

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Re: denying their actions amounted to a criminal offence

The courts decide on innocence or guilt in respect of an alleged offence as defined by current statute or regulation, not on whether an action constitutes an offence or not.

<coughClive Ponting<cough>

They don't make the law - that privilege ultimately rests with Parliament in the UK.

<cough>Common law<cough>

Glasgow firm fined £150k after half a million nuisance calls, spoofing phone number, using false trading names

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Re: influencer

As a Glaswegian I can recognise the type ... but by God that's a hard 43.

GitHub merges 'useless garbage' says Linus Torvalds as new NTFS support added to Linux kernel 5.15

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As a friend of mine used to say when he was doing algebraic topology in C and I was doing crystallography in C, "If you don't get compiler warnings you're not trying hard enough".

A speech recognition app goes into a bar. Speak up if you’ve heard it already

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Re: Bunker

The term is "sex dungeon".

Branson (in a) pickle: FAA grounds Virgin Galactic flights after billionaire's space trip veered off course

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It's not just this event that's concerning. The NY article has a whole list of test flight problems (quite apart from the fatality) which Virgin Don't-Mention-The-Karman-Line dealt with firmly ... by sacking the chief test pilot. They are also grounding everything for eight months at least while they do major work to the launch plane, which suggests that it's not all quite as rosy as they like to claim. Only eleven years late to market and counting ...

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Re: Leaving the virtual tube

It hasn't been refuted by Virgin, because refutation requires evidence. It has been denied.

Can we talk about Kevin McCarthy promising revenge if Big Tech aids probe into January insurrection?

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Re: Let me remember who started the largest gathering of personal data to "combat terror"....

unless Biden really and truly screws up, which seems increasingly possible...

Let's face it - Biden is only president because no Democrat of any ability and personality thought Trump could be beaten. We thought Trump was bad in his first term; his second, when he doesn't have to worry about re-election, is going to be terrifying.

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Given the choice, America has always supported capitalism over democracy abroad. The only real surprise is that it has taken so long for the same to apply at home.

Google is designing its own Arm-based processors for 2023 Chromebooks – report

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Re: If only

I have a Chromebook. For consumption it's the bees knees. 10+ hour battery life, hasn't crashed in two years, just works. The only downside is that VLC for ChromeOS is even more shite than VLC for any other platform.