* Posts by Anna Nymous

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'Keep Android Open' movement fights back against Google sideloading restrictions

Anna Nymous
Headmaster

punctuation matters!

> Whatever happened to "Don't, be evil!"?

You had a typo in your quote. I fixed it for you! It's very curious how long google could fly under the radar without anyone ever questioning their punctuation.

Their motto is alive and kicking!

Google unveils master plan for letting AI shop on your behalf

Anna Nymous
Devil

Re: The banks always say

Yes, yes they will. Because this protocol does "cryptographic signing" (big words) and "capturing intent" (more big words).

So yes, they will say "your intent was captured, and cryptographically signed, it was YOU who did this and we have the signatures to prove it, go pound sand".

Smart-blooded super soldiers: Coming soon from DARPA

Anna Nymous

Re: Everything is a tradeoff

> "Improve" one aspect always has repercussions weakening another aspect. Improve oxygen carrying capacity of blood, get more trombose.

I don't remember which book I read this in but a North Korean (who had defected) was explaining some unexpected effects of the famine there. IIRC, he said something to the effect of "the big, fit, muscly ones died first, because they needed more food (energy)".

The Meek shall inherit the Earth

OpenAI reportedly on the hook for $300B Oracle Cloud bill

Anna Nymous
Coffee/keyboard

Re: But the empire he has no clothes

Aren't you the optimist in assuming humanity still being around then...

New Really Simple Licensing spec wants AI crawlers to show a license - or a credit card

Anna Nymous
Big Brother

Re: Turnstiles and toll booths

Don't remember where I read this but someone once mentioned:

> No, tired of all CAPTCHAs, even the not boring ones. People get tracked around the web in the most detail possible, but they can't figure out who is a bot and who isn't? - AC

Someone is lying: either the advertisers which are claiming they know us better than we know ourselves, or the captcha peddlers who are just outsourcing classification work to humans... (or both)

Every question you ask, every comment you make, I'll be recording you

Anna Nymous
Windows

Re: Hanlon's razor is bullshit

You reminded me of a quote from - IIRC - Graham Greene: "Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."

Not quite the same thing, but a good quote nonetheless.

Zuck tries to justify AI splurge with talk of 'superintelligence' for all

Anna Nymous
Alert

Re: If meta-man tugs any harder

> These drongos have such arrogance that I would not be surprised if they were to blasphemously claim they were constructing god in a machine.

If you listen to them, that is exactly what they are claiming. With themselves as the Priestly Class that should have the sole right to interpret the deity's words, and no one else allowed to question their interpretation.

You can see this in their pushing of "let us regulate ourselves" or their delusions of grandeur when they organize biosafety/biorisk summits.

All of it, ALL of it, reeks of "cede your agency to us, you are too stupid to understand this tool and you should therefore not even try; we, your new priests are the only ones who can meaningfully interface with this new deity"

This is not about technology, this is about power and submission. These people think they are better than you and seek to rule you.

Users left scrambling for a plan B as Dropbox drops Dropbox Passwords

Anna Nymous
Thumb Up

Re: KeePass

I'll add to your recommendation for KeePassXC: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/keepassxc-browser/

For mobile, there's KeePassDX, which is compatible with KeePassXC.

The vault in which you store your credentials is just an encrypted file, so syncing it between devices is as simple as syncing any file.

Microsoft bolts Copilot Mode onto Edge to chase AI-browser crowd

Anna Nymous
Coat

Edge Case

Hopefully they'll now limit themselves to only those edge cases of software that no one uses to infect with this nonsense instead of software that is designed to get stuff done.

(Don't bother, I'll see myself out)

Congress tries to outlaw AI that jacks up prices based on what it knows about you

Anna Nymous

Congress will try what now?

Where did congress get this silly idea that it could do that?

Congress will bloody well learn its place and stop trying to add any hurdles - however small they may be - to the operations of its masters/owners.

Sounds like congress needs a good talking down to by its masters and I'm sure it'll get it in the near future.

</cynical>

Microsoft-owned GitHub: Open source needs funding. Ya think?

Anna Nymous
Alert

Cui bono?

A lot (if not the majority) of Open Source Software is hosted on Microsoft-owned GitHub (directly or indirectly), for free. This is because a lot of OSS is unfunded.

Microsoft is decrying that OSS is unfunded and is suggesting that OSS should be funded.

Because then OSS is no longer unfunded.

And then Microsoft can say "you have money now, you have to pay for GitHub, no more free for you".

So that Microsoft makes even more money, now also off of OSS.

This is about Microsoft getting more money. This is not about OSS getting funded.

Please, FOSS world, we need something like ChromeOS

Anna Nymous
Joke

> Also: people simply don't care. When you don't care about what car you drive, you go to a used car lot and just get whatever gets you from A to B, and this article posits that this option doesn't exist for Linux distros.

Isn't that what Linux Mint is for?

/s

(I kid, I love Linux Mint, it's a great and wonderful used car!)

Anna Nymous
Holmes

Re: We need a new OS, but we do not need a dumb terminal.

> but how does one fund a universal backup system without whoring your users to every slimy advertising agency around

You... ask money for it? You seem to think that advertising..., I mean, theft is the only funding model, and I'm not sure why...

The AIpocalypse is here for websites as search referrals plunge

Anna Nymous
Gimp

Re: Be careful what you wish for

> Google wasn't interested in paying sites that they were giving publicity to

That's an interesting take on what happened. This particular wording makes it seem like we should all be happy to merely "work for exposure" rather than for currency... that everyone should be delighted to be featured on google's front page because of the infinite benevolence of that company. Observe how well this feudal lord treats its peasants, it gives them 'exposure', free publicity. Publicity doesn't pay the bills, buckaroo!

The reason for that act was not about _linking_ to news sites. It was about google demanding that it could use content from those news sites on its own page, so that click-throughs to the news site didn't even happen. It was about google asking for free stuff.

_Another_ interpretation one could come up with is that google deliberately de-prioritized those sites to 'teach them a lesson'.

But now I'm being "mean", aren't I? Google would never pull dirty tricks like that. Their search results are totally, completely organic and objective and not influenced by humans _at all_.

The point here is not that news sites need google. The point here is that google is your new daddy, and you'll bloody well do what it says you'll do, or else...

What this tells you that there is too much power in the hands of a single entity. Canada should have gone further and blocked google wholesale.

Eight days later, Microsoft Outlook users still struggle on iOS devices

Anna Nymous
Headmaster

Re: Dump Outlook and replace it

It's not that it doesn't "work" on iOS, it's that there's no iOS build for it...

"It doesn't work" implies it exists but is non-functional, which is not accurate.

Anna Nymous
Devil

Re: Traffic lights

Organized in a square pattern, but rotating 90 degrees around its axis every 17 minutes, sometimes clockwise, sometime counter-clockwise - because traffic lights are a commodity anyway...

Anna Nymous
Stop

Re: Dump Outlook and replace it

You're right that mail is a commodity, but standards are what make things work. Standards are even more important for commodities than they are for niche products. No-one cares about niche product, but commodities, those gotta work!

Unless of course you like that suddenly all of your electrical socket would output 330 volts at 240Hz because 'electricity is a commodity', instead of whatever they are producing right now (and more importantly, what all your devices expect).

Maybe you'd like to also replace what traffic lights look like? Instead of a vertical red/orange/green, we'll have blue, pink, white, and violet and combine them to signal different things you MUST to do at the intersection. I can't tell you what each combination of those colors will mean though, because that's my proprietary intellectual priority that I'm strongly guarding so it'll suck to be you when you get ticketed.

Oracle outage hits US Federal health records systems

Anna Nymous
Coat

If you really must have that chainsaw in the hands of that individual, then this is actually exactly the project you'd want that chainsaw applied to... It has been a failure from the get go.

Icon is One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison going through the government's jacket to fish out the wallet to empty it.

Maybe cancel that ChatGPT therapy session – doesn't respond well to tales of trauma

Anna Nymous
Stop

Re: One might suggest there are only two worries for 'AI'

What exactly is the point of "being polite to a hammer", even if it "costs me nothing"? Do you say "start, please" when you turn your car on, do you ask it "oh, what's wrong, are you not feeling it today, do you want to talk about it" when it gives you grief? Why not, it doesn't cost you anything... Why are you discriminating in your politeness against some objects or actions but not others? Where is that line for you?

There is no point in using these politeness constructs with devices or objects, because they are just objects. Objects don't have feelings, emotions, inner worlds, consciousness, etc. You are not causing harm to them (nor to yourself) by not being polite. I would actually opine that one would be causing harm to themselves and those around them when one is polite to these objects, because one then treats or starts treating an object like a human with all the rights and privileges that come with it. That is the danger point: these things in their current incarnation do not deserve those rights, privileges, etc. because they aren't human.

I find it deeply troubling that objects are being personified, and I don't think this is a thing we should encourage others to do!

Once you start attributing person-hood, or intentions, or feelings to an object that is created to deceive you (and I stand by my analysis that the current crop of AI has the explicit intention to deceive you; it has been/is being created by it's masters in such a way to make you believe that you are interacting with a human/human-like thing when what you are interacting with is not that - this is a hill my enemies will die on) you erode defenses you have against being manipulated by these things. These things are explicitly created to manipulate you - case in point, they're already succeeding in making some of us think of them as worthy of pleas, deference, emotional consideration, and other rights and privileges we grant people.

Computers, nor cars, nor ships, nor hammers actively try to deceive you into making you believe they are human when they aren't. They are objects. These AI things are also just objects. Objects are not a thing to say please or thank you to. To that same effect, I find it curious when people say "thank you" to amazon's eves-dropping device. It's not a human, it doesn't have feelings, it doesn't feel bad when you don't say thank you, it doesn't feel bad when you don't order two tons of creamed corn even though it suggested that to you. It's there to get your money, nothing more. It doesn't work for you, it works for it's owners. Once you attribute emotions, feelings, consciousness, etc to these things, you open yourself up to manipulation and blackmail by these devices and objects out of fear of causing it emotional harm by not giving in. That way madness - and ruin - lies.

I'm not going to tell you what to do or what not to do. All we're doing here is exchanging ideas, but I will not grant person-hood, nor recognize that these objects of the current crop have any type of humanity or consciousness. These things are not worthy of our pleas or politeness.

I don't think it's the 'reasonably civilized' folk that are being polite to these tools. Civility can be misplaced. Civility is not always the right course of action. I think those using misplaced civility are those who do not understand that these tools are merely tools, I think it's the ones that have been duped by these tools that do that who are 'civil' to these objects... What's the point of civility towards a shredder when you've just fallen into one that is switched to the 'on' state?

I will continue to try to educate people of why they shouldn't grant person-hood or humanity to these tools.

Anna Nymous
Stop

Re: One might suggest there are only two worries for 'AI'

I reject the premise that AI has worries, desires, emotions, etc. It's not a being. It's a model of probabilistic weights.

Do not grant these things personhood. Don't say thank you to it, don't say please - unless you like saying "please" to your hammer as well. These things are tools.

Mozilla flamed by Firefox fans after promises to not sell their data go up in smoke

Anna Nymous

Re: Waterfox - Setting / Privacy & Security / Certificates / Query OCSP - stuck "off"

Let me rephrase:

Why do you think you need OCSP or CRLs in the first place? What does this actually do for you that's meaningful?

Anna Nymous
Boffin

Re: Waterfox - Setting / Privacy & Security / Certificates / Query OCSP - stuck "off"

Turning that setting to on leaves a massive trail from you behind. Every cert your encounter will be checked against OCSP, which means whichever server or set thereof you designated to be used for that now sees every single domain you visit and when you visit it.

Why do you even think you need OCSP?

Ad-supported Microsoft Office bobs to the surface

Anna Nymous
Linux

Re: Who is surprised?

> Ok , there's a learning curve

Is there though... ? Is there really?

Anna Nymous
Linux

Re: Fuck all the off M$

Anyone actually capable of making linux work for them isn't going to be shackled to M$ anyway.

These days Linux is as easy as Windows. In many cases, it's even easier to install and operate than windows.

Anna Nymous
Meh

Re: What's the point?

>...that people are lazy and only care about their personal convenience when I left facebook in late 20011...

Please tell me that's a typo and that you aren't a time traveler and that FB is still a thing in 20011 :P

Anna Nymous

Re: If you need it at all

And what's the point if you have the file locally but can't open it? It's not just about saving to OD only, it's also only allowing you to open files on OD.

Anna Nymous
Big Brother

Re: Fuck all the off M$

You may believe that, but for as long as you use MSFT software, they own y'er box, mate...

you'll love the adverts or you'll get some more beatings, until morale improves.

Anna Nymous
Trollface

Re: Hotmail version

The approach of: "I have installed the latest version of office on your computer. They changed the UI around a bit and it's not called LibreOffice but it's office all right. It's just the latest and greatest version" also works...

Anna Nymous
Pirate

Re: What's the point?

Oh but no... their MBA's have told them that people LOOOOVE ads, and they also LOOOVE missing functionality, and LOOOOOVE new versions of windows. They even made a presentation about it where they sliced and diced the data just so to even provide 'evidence' of it ("99% of the users we interviewed and retained for this sample said they wanted more ads, the remaining 1% were mutes who could actually say it because they're mute, but they indicated the same by pointing at the words 'we love it and want more' written on a blank piece of paper with out any other choice available to them").

I mean, why else would they shove those down everyone's throat? It must be because they are convinced people love that type of change.

Anna Nymous

Re: If you need it at all

> Pi Hole is your friend. I don't know if it would kill Microsoft ads out of the box, but certainly could be configured thus.

Depends on how they implemented it. All PiHole does is return 0.0.0.0 as the IP address for any domain on its list of domains to block. Normal systems look at that response and go "ok, I guess that must have been a user error in the domain, no biggie, let's just go to the next thing on my list of stuff to do".

So if these ads are implemented to deal with that properly then it may be fine and you'd see nothing. But if they implemented it where if ads don't display, the software refuses to work (think: the app keeps internal record of how many ads it's served you and if you don't meet a min-bar, the app refuses to work), well, that's a different matter.

Again, depending on how they implement it, it may put this product in a CPU death loop where every time it gets a 0.0.0.0 response for domain resolution, it immediately tries the next domain to pull instead of backing off. This could lead to your CPU maxing out because of the tight loop...

But that doesn't solve the problem of it only allowing you to save to OneDrive. You still can't save to your own machine with this edition as planned.

Anna Nymous

Re: What's the point?

> I'm not sure what demographic would choose to use an ad-infested version of MSOffice that can only save to OneDrive instead of LO, but it can't be too big.

You'd be surprised. I know I am continually surprised at the amount of abuse people allow themselves to be subjected to when it comes to advertisement.

MSO is what they know. It has the buttons where their users have been trained to look for the buttons. People _HATE_ change, even if it's just moving a button 20 pixels to the left. (Remember the amount of whining emanated - and continues to emanate - from some folks because Firefox made a change to its UI a while back?)

Things need to be broken the same way they are broken in MSO for people to consider the software 'working' - as contradictory as this may sound. MSFT isn't even compatible with its own Office Open XML spec. LibreOffice is more compatible (with higher fidelity) than Office itself. This is by design: it lets them cripple things deliberately to keep people on their software. People still consider MS Office as the 'standard' and even though it may be broken, people expect the thing to be broken in the same way MSO is broken.

It's a python-esque (the serpent kind, not the language) approach: every time the user exhales, constrict a little tighter, ratchet the pressure up and never unsqueeze, because ... money.

Anna Nymous

Out of interest: are there particular features you use in this particular product that are not present or available in something like a LibreOffice?

I'm not implying there aren't, I'm assuming there are, and I'm just curious what they would be...

Anna Nymous
Meh

Re: As long as the paid-for versions remain ad-free.

> I have no problem if ads are used to support a free version.

I do. People shouldn't be using a defective product. They should switch to LibreOffice or other open alternatives.

Advertisement is theft. Theft of your attention, your privacy, of your security, of your bandwidth, your CPU cycles and thus electricity, your peace of mind.

A pox upon it!

Microsoft's drawback on datacenter investment may signal AI demand concerns

Anna Nymous
Meh

Re: The AI "Bubble"

You make a good point, but I'll expand on this a bit...

None of the things where you mention and say "look how that went" were unfit for purpose. In fact, those things you refer to offered actual meaningful improvements. Legit improvements.

AI is different. It doesn't actually work - not as advertised and not in actuality. Some people call it "hallucinations", but that's not what those are. It's buggy in a way that can't be fixed. Even generally speaking, it doesn't actually work, it's unfit for purpose.

I think that's where the difference of opinion lies: a bunch of folks (especially here on el reg) think that the thing just plain doesn't work and is nothing more than snake oil. If it worked, if it actually did the thing, then sure, I'd be all for it. But I have yet to see compelling evidence of it actually working in a way that adds meaningful value.

So yes, let's see how it goes. It's too bad that the price of finding this out will be so great, especially if it turns out not to work...

Anna Nymous
Devil

Re: The AI "Bubble"

> If nobody wants the product despite ridiculous amounts of marketing, then stop making it.

You gotta learn how to think like an MBA. You're not doing it right... The thinking goes like this:

"If nobody wants the product, despite ridiculous amounts of marketing, then obviously the customer is wrong. How they fail to see our genius is beyond us, but clearly they fail at it. Besides, my bonus depends on me being able to flog this thing of. So we will force the customer to pay for it and make it ridiculously hard to avoid paying for it. We'll roll it into the basic packages as a necessary dependency that everyone has to buy anyway and jack the cost of those things up for everyone claiming 'added and crucial functionality'."

That's how these creatures think...

Anna Nymous
Devil

Re: Err...

> Not really, apprentices do not scale as fast as AI, they need rest, fall ill and threaten to unionize.

Not even just that, they demand these things called "wages", because they insist that they need to buy food and have housing. How dare they even demand such luxuries...

#include "Monthy Python - Four Yorkshiremen"

Hey programmers – is AI making us dumber?

Anna Nymous
Headmaster

Re: Ding Ding Ding !!!

> I don't know if "deliberate enfeeblement" is accurate but...

How about "Learned Helplessness"?

This open text-to-speech model needs just seconds of audio to clone your voice

Anna Nymous
Terminator

Re: I hope nobody

Even the dirtiest rag journos only publish stuff that is at least new or unexpected to their "readers". Who'd publish this?

Anna Nymous
Facepalm

Re: My bank...

And rat out on you to you health insurance so that they can jack up your insurance premium, all without telling you the reason why (and get a cut in exchange for providing such a valued service to their "partner"), you mean?

What? You thought you would be the one receiving your diagnostic results? That's funny!!!

Anna Nymous
Unhappy

Current crop of AI only has only one purpose

The current crop of AI has only a single purpose: deception.

GenAI's explicit purpose is to deceive you, to make you think a human was involved when none was.

And deception is not exactly the behavior of honest folk.

The argument for "scale" ("but we can do so much more with AI, that's why we use, not to deceive you") falls flat on its face. If that were genuine, then they'd make it abundantly clear that the thing you're interacting with is a machine. But they don't, they hide that, and work very hard at hidden this from you. This is exactly what this article is about: trying to be the best at impersonating someone else to a believable level.

Machines should identify themselves as machines, so that those forced to interact with them know exactly how much the other side of the line values them. "Your call is very important to us"??? Bah, lies!

Creators demand tech giants fess up and pay for all that AI training data

Anna Nymous
Stop

Re: Scheme of things

They used to be in power in the past as well, and then weren't. We can do that again! It is not too late!

Anna Nymous
Stop

Re: Scheme of things

> You won't win a fight against big corporations, so embrace what they do.

No! That is how authoritarians and fascists get into power. Our liberties are interconnected, and to sell out ones own liberties is to sell out everyone else's liberties.

This mentality is wrong and there is no compromise on this. No!

Anna Nymous
Meh

Re: Scheme of things

I'm afraid Poe's law has struck here and would appreciate an indicator of your intent.

Anna Nymous
Pirate

Re: “The question is, how do we move forward?”

To rephrase your question: "Why do companies get away with stuff an individual would not get away with?"

It is irrelevant whether or not it is "too hard" to untangle the unlicensed content from their models, its infeasibility should not factor into the decision at all. Either they can continue to use their model, provided they can remove all unlicensed content in its entirety as well as from any up- or downstream data sets they use, and provide third-party verified proof they did so, or if they can't do the complete aforementioned, then they can't use any product(s) derived from the illicitly used materials. It's that simple.

If we were serious about holding people accountable (but we'd have to be a nation of laws for that, and we aren't), then there would be actual repercussions and accountability for the officers of the company. Isn't that why they are paid the big bucks, because they are 'responsible' or something? If you want to play CEO or be some other senior officer of the company or hold effective power over direction and activities of the company, that's great, but that comes with strings attached: you will be personally liable for the activities of the company. Let's see how much law breaking still happens if we remove that immunity...

Similarly, if "companies are people", let's start executing some of them: corporate death for the entities and prohibitions for any of its officers on being an officer of any company, or have effective control over the direction of a company.

But now watch the courts kowtow to these perpetrators and not only placate them, but ask them for their own suggestions regarding "how would you, as the person being told to appear in front of the court today, like to go about rectifying things? Oh, you suggest a pinky promise to not do it again but keep what you have? That should do, of course...". Anything suggested by these perpetrators as reparations should be immediately dismissed as not enough, because nothing they will suggest would move the needle one angstrom.

Datacenter energy use to more than double by 2030 thanks to AI's insatiable thirst

Anna Nymous
Pirate

> Time for politics to really set priorities. And stick to them.

They have, you've just now come to realize that you're not a priority for them. You're not even on the first 7 pages of the list of priorities (which consists of 8 pages).

Google torpedoes 'no AI for weapons' rules

Anna Nymous
Black Helicopters

Re: what's that Skip?

What's that Lassie, someone pushed her down the mine shaft?

Anna Nymous
Terminator

Re: Would you like to

Well, they certainly don't intend to add an opt-out to the system, that's for sure.

Anna Nymous
Headmaster

Re: don't be evil

A comma is easier to miss than an exclamation mark. I am convinced they always stuck to their original motto, and we just never registered that comma:

"Don't, be evil"

Windows 11 stages a comeback – still miles behind older sibling

Anna Nymous
Linux

Re: Not really

> (And yes, I'd switch to 'Nux like a shot if family wouldn't object to it so much.).

You could get a shiny 'Nux and a new family...

What are the applications that keep said family on windows?

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