* Posts by Ian99

3 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Sep 2007

BOFH: Insecurity complex

Ian99
Paris Hilton

My Jeff.....

.... is the head of our HR Department! He is the Sauron to our Gandalf!

Paris becasue she thinks "HR" is hormone replacement!

RIAA hits paydirt: wins first music-sharing jury trial

Ian99

Crikey!

I shall live in fear for the rest of my life! What if they find out I copied my brothers Ace of Base cassette when I was 7.

I was thinking of moving to the US, though there are pros & cons,

Pros – Escape the £1 a litre Petrol

Cons – They are all mentalists.

Well I figured I would get done for libel too ;)

Adopt this dog or we'll kill it

Ian99

Solution

I have an easy and quick solution for both the dog and chav problem.

Clearance of Landmines.

3 birds with one stone!

And should the Dog/Chav survive a week in a mine field, then they should be put up for adoption!